/sci/ Roster

Current and Former* players for /sci/.
*Further paleontology regarding some retired players is still needed.

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Goal Keepers

Number	Picture	Name	Position	Description
24		The Phenotype	GK	Currently has the big brain ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 that Ashkenazi women crave.
34		Stephen Hawking	GK	Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life.

Defenders

Number	Picture	Name	Position	Description
17		Yukariposter	LB	/sci/'s own insightful resident mathematician and unrestrained Yukari effortposter
20		>carbon fiber hull	CB	"Today I will use a material with a different compressive strength than the Titanium end caps for the body of my submarine" <----------------- Clueless
373		Boiling Water	CB	And lo, 10000 years of human progress was made by boiling water
99		Lying Koreans-99	RB	>LK-99 is going to be confirmed, haven't you seen the chinense papers sayings its real!?
4		4 Color Retardation	LB	As we all know, the best way to disprove an air tight mathematical theorem is by brute force.
112		1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12	LB	Ha ha sweetie, positive numbers can't be added up to make a negative (;
22		CS Pleb	cB	"HA, At least my degree will get me a job. Have fun scum sucking math majors!"
5		>Biology >Hard Science	CB	Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.
97		McDonnell-Douglas Mergercaust	CB	Engineers HATE him, find out how he ruined a titan of the aerospace industry with this ONE WEIRD TRICK
43		Cool Science Facts	rB	"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
96		Homo Engineer	RB	Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.

Midfielders

Number	Picture	Name	Position	Description
23		Shinichi Mochizuki	AMF	2023年10月20日　00：00現在： 元気にやっています。 所在地：　京都府 Safety Confirmation Information for Shinichi Mochizuki As of 20 October 2023, 00:00: I'm doing fine. Location: Kyoto Prefecture, Japan
ℝ		Norman Wildberger	CMF	A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.
44		Aspie African	DMF	The pusher of $doge, the Monorail Hyperloop salesman, the man that will take humanity to Mars and will provide the Teslas to drive in it too. Daddy Elon can do no wrong, except for being on Saturday Night Live to confirm the fact that television is indeed dead. Can you believe this memelord is the richest man alive? Us neither.
999		Does 0.999... = 1?	CMF	A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.
8		Carl Sagan	CMF	Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.
300		300k Starting	DMF	>Mathematics Degree >300k Starting >Any Job I want
9		>>>/x/	DMF	Man, that big crunch sure is spooky ain't it /sci/?

Attackers

Number	Picture	Name	Position	Description
15		You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This	CF	I can't deal with all the stress these math anime girls are putting on me. Also definitely not a Makise Kurisu thread.
11		Richard Feynman	SS	The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/.
58		Wernher von Braun	SS	After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures.

Retired Players

Picture	Name	Description
	Jon Tooker	"You come up to bother me and interrupt my sandwich making and cancel my sandwich. It's not my fault that you're a nigger." - Jon Tooker, minutes before being cancelled, 2020
	Triple Integrals	Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives.
	Bulgarian Element Hunting	>"Hey guys, check out these neat alpha decay chains made on this software that I can only make sense of. Surely that's an element, right? What do you mean other labs weren't able to replicate my findings? GOOSY just works!™" >Narrator: "Oganesson was later discovered for real by a joint Russian-American Team"
	Sun of Lava/Ice	A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?
	Lex Fridman, Midwit Institute of Technology	"Here's the list as it currently stands, with goal dates of when to finish the book/story"
	Mario Montano	Is quantum immortality scientifically valid? Only one way to find out!
	Is coffee good for you?	Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man.
	The product rule remains my specialty	Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
	>undergrad category theorist	When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra.
	Thorium	Before Hawking was in the lime light, Thorium was the golden star of the /sci/ team. Playing since the team's founding. In June of 2014 he won the player of the month award, being the second /sci/ player to do so. His prominence as not only a better substitute to uranium, but as a goalkeeper will live on through /sci/'s history.
	Evolutionary Purpose	What's the evolutionary purpose of divegrass?
	John von Neumann	An important mathematician whose work will only end up being used by compsci fags
	Earth-chan	"I-I'm not Flat!"
	Spectrum	Autism, like sex, is on a spectrum.
	GauB	Mathematics is the queen of the sciences
	Theory (a gauss)	ow can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a gauss)
	mEMe Drive	The EM drive is as possible as perpetual motion (^:
	Brainlet	Friendly reminder that if your IQ is below 135 you're a low IQ brainlet
	Of course I still love you
	Wolfram Alpha	The search engine that saved many a STEMfag without a Texas Instruments calculator.
	Leonard Oiler	Pronouncing Leonhard Euler's name is something that has divided /sci/, every argument is defending how it's pronounced in their mother language, don't be surprised if this devolves into full blown shitposting.
	>>>/hm/	Do not post your homework problems on /sci/, the homework board is better equipped to help you
	>>>/wsr/	If you're dumb enough to ask 4chan to do your homework for you, go here.
	Only 20 Years Away	Reminder that fusion is only 20 Years Away
	Godking Shane	A normie that came to /sci/, he can grasp basic divegrass concepts better than you, virgin.
	Aubrey De Grey	Anti aging nonsense
	Werner Heisenberg
	Stupid Questions Thread	Stupid questions warrant stupid answers, you dumb fuck.
	CERN	An original outfielder, this research institution was been fundamental to the team in its formative days.
	Richard Dawkins	If I can't see my manager then he doesn't exist! Checkmate religiousfags.
	Carl Gustav Jung	Reminder that the MBTI personality is just astrology for pseuds
	Autism Tests	Hard, but possible!
	Ken Ham	There's a book out there called the Bible that has all the answers you'll ever need about anything and anything, yes including how not to concede goals against lesser opponents. But Mr. Ham, we're talking about your starting argument Define Argument.
	Peak Oil	Remember that we may or may not be at the peak of oil production
	Muh IQ	Guys i took this online IQ test and i'm smarter than 99.99999% of the world! > >online tests >mattering
	Jacob Barnett	Just because you have an IQ higher than Einstein's doesn't mean you are the brightest tool in the shed.
	Graham's Number	The magnitude of his greatness baffles opponents and he'll take that advantage to score.
	God-Tier Major	You're majoring in Sociology? I'll have a Big Mac then, no onions.
	Not Science
	Secret Italiansupercat	Has science gone too far?
	Intellectualism	He's determined to erase all the Anti-intellectualism from this Cup with goals, too bad he never made any.
	Aquatic Hamster	A dead end in genetic engineering.
	Troll Science	How come no one has thought of this?
	Transhumanism	A player genetically engineered to be perfect, he won't let anything get pass by him
	Saged Homework	Alright, let's see if you nerds can figure out this shit. I know it's pre calc but it's hard!
	Nikola Tesla	The divisive player, on one hand he has contributed so much towards the progress of modern society, and on the other hand redditors can't stop saying how unappreciated he was to the point of becoming annoying. Schizos and /x/fags haven't made things any better.
	LaTex	Did you delay your 5 page essay again because you were procrastinating? Don't worry, just use LaTeX and it'll make any nonsense gibberish look beautiful.
	Bismuth	MOTHERFUCKING BISMUTH.
	Albert Einstein	Aetherfags still seethe to this very day
	2 + 2 = 5	It actually equals six.
	Koala Face
	Qualia
	Internet Philosopher
	Evolution
	Eugenics
	Epicurus
	Putnam Math
	Pre-Med Scum
	Free will doesn't exist
	>undergraduates

Historic Rosters

2024

4chan 2024 Summer Cup

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 17   LB Yukariposter 231   CB Boiling Water 20   CB >carbon fiber hull 99   RB Lying Koreans - 99 34   DMF Stephen Hawking 7   CMF Norman Wildberger 58   AMF Wernher von Braun 23   SS Shinichi Mochizuki 11   CF Richard Feynman 15   CF You Should Be Able to Solve This

No. Position Player 69   GK Jon Tooker 43   LB Cool Science Facts 22   LB CS Pleb 112   CB 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 231   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 4   CB 4 Color Retardation 96   CB Homo Engineer 5   RB >biology >hard science 8   RB Carl Sagan 231   DMF 300k Starting 9   DMF >>>/x/ 44   CMF Aspie African

4chan 2024 Winter Cup

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 17   LB Yukariposter 20   CB >carbon fiber hull 373   CB Boiling Water 99   RB Lying Koreans - 99 34   DMF Stephen Hawking 7   CMF Norman Wildberger 58   CMF Wernher von Braun 23   AMF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman 15   CF You should be able to solve this

No. Position Player 69   GK Jon Tooker 22   LB CS Pleb 43   LB Cool Science Facts 999   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 96   CB Homo Engineer 3   CB Triple Integrals 112   CB 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 8   RB Carl Sagan 4   RB >biology >hard science 9   DMF >>>/x/ 300   DMF 300k Starting 44   CMF Aspie African

2023

4chan 2023 Autumn Babby Cup

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 17   LB Yukariposter 118   CB Bulgarian Element Hunting 20   CB >carbon fiber hull 8   RB Carl Sagan 58   DMF Wernher Von Braun 7   CMF Norman Wildberger 15   AMF You Should Be Able To Solve This 34   AMF Stephen Hawking 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player 69   GK Jon Tooker 22   LB CS Pleb 43   LB Cool Science Facts 96   CB Homo Engineer 3   CB Triple Integrals 112   CB 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 999   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 4   RB >biology >hard science 99   RB Lying Koreans - 99 9   DMF >>>/x/ 300   DMF 300k Starting 44   CMF Aspie African

4chan 2023 Summer Cup

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 17   LB Yukariposter 118   CB Bulgarian Element Hunting 20   CB >carbon fiber hull 8   RB Carl Sagan 58   DMF Wernher von Braun 34   CMF Stephen Hawking 11   AMF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 15   SS You Should Be Able To Solve This 7   SS Norman Wildberger

No. Position Player 69   GK Jon Tooker 22   LB CS Pleb 43   LB Cool Science Facts 96   CB Homo Engineer 3   CB Triple Integrals 112   CB 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 999   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 4   RB >biology >hard science 100   RB Sun Of Lava/Ice 44   DMF Aspie African 9   DMF >>>/x/ 300   DMF 300k Starting

4chan 2023 Winter Cup

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 17   LB Yukariposter 14   CB Lex Fridman, Midwit Institute of Technology 100   CB Sun Of Lava/ice 6   RB Mario Montano 28   DMF Wernher Von Braun 34   CMF Stephen Hawking 11   AMF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 5   SS You SHOULD be able to solve this ℝ   SS Norman Wildberger

No. Position Player 87   GK Jon Tooker 43   LB Cool Science Facts 1   LB CS Pleb 69   CB Homo Engineer 3   CB Triple Integrals 112   CB 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 999   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 4   RB >biology >hard science 8   RB Carl Sagan 300   DMF 300k Starting 44   DMF Aspie African 9   DMF >>>/x/

2022

4chan 2022 Autumn Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 100   CB Sun Of Lava/ice 96   CB Homo Engineer 4   CB >>biology >hard science 28   DMF Wernher von Braun 8   CMF Carl Sagan 5   CMF You SHOULD be able to solve this 69   AMF Jon Tooker ℝ   AMF Norman Wildberger 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 19   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 300   CB Is Coffee Good For You? 3   CB Triple Integrals 6   CB >undergrad Category Theorist 999   CB 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 9   DMF >>>/x/ 1   DMF CS Pleb 112   DMF Aspie African 43   DMF Cool Science Facts 18   SS 300k Starting

4chan 2022 Summer Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 100   CB Sun Of Lava/Ice 96   CB Homo Engineer 5   CB You SHOULD be able to solve this 4   CB >>biology >hard science 8   CMF Carl Sagan 28   CMF Wernher von Braun 69   AMF Jon Tooker 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman ℝ   SS Norman Wildberger

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 6   LB >undergrad category theorist 9   CB >>>/x/ 300   CB Is Coffee Good For You? 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 18   CB 300k Starting 43   CB Cool Science Facts 1   RB CS Pleb 19   CMF Does 0.999 = 1? 3   CMF Triple Integrals 112   CMF Aspie African 999   CMF 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12

4chan 2022 Spring Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 5   LB You SHOULD be able to solve this 100   CB Sun Of Lava/ice 4   CB >>biology >hard science 96   RB Homo Engineer 8   CMF Carl Sagan 28   CMF Wernher Von Braun 69   AMF Jon Tooker 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman ℝ   SS Norman Wildberger

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 6   LB >undergrad Category Theorist 43   LB Cool Science Facts 9   CB >>>/x/ 300   CB Is Coffee Good For You? 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 18   RB 300k Starting 1   RB CS Pleb 19   CMF Does 0.999 = 1? 3   CMF Triple Integrals 112   CMF Aspie African 999   CMF 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12

2021

4chan 2021 Autumn Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 5   LB You SHOULD be able to solve this 100   CB Sun Of Lava/Ice 4   CB >biology >hard science 96   RB CS Pleb 8   CMF Carl Sagan 28   CMF Wernher Von Braun 18   AMF Jon Tooker 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki ℝ   SS Norman Wildberger 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 43   LB Cool Science Facts 6   LB >Undergrad Category Theorist 9   CB >>>/x/ 19   CB Is Coffee Good For You? 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 300   RB 300k Starting 69   RB Homo Engineer 999   CMF Does 0.999 = 1? 3   CMF Triple Integrals 1   CMF Aspie African 112   CMF 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12

4chan 2021 World Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 9   CB >>>/x/ 100   CB Sun Of Lava/ice 300   RB 300k Starting 18   DMF Jon Tooker 999   CMF Does 0.999 = 1? 8   CMF Carl Sagan ℝ   AMF Norman Wildberger 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player 24   GK The Phenotype 6   LB >undergrad category theorist 5   LB You SHOULD be able to answer this 4   CB >biology >hard science 19   CB Is Coffee Good For You? 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 69   RB Homo Engineer 96   RB CS Pleb 28   CMF Wernher Von Braun 1   CMF Aspie African 112   CMF 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 3   CMF Triple Integrals

2020

4chan 2020 Autumn Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 9   CB >>>/x/ 16   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 18   RB Jon Tooker 24   DMF Ed Witten 20   CMF GauB 3   CMF Triple Integrals 100   AMF Sun Of Lava/ice 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 15   LB You SHOULD be able to answer this 4   CB >biology >hard science 13   CB >undergrad category theorist 14   CB Is Coffee Good For You? 300   RB 300k Starting 69   DMF Homo Engineer 22   CMF Theory (a Gauss) 112   CMF 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 999   CMF Does 0.999 = 1? 8   AMF Carl Sagan 96   AMF CS Pleb

4chan 2020 Spring Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 4   CB >biology >hard Science 9   CB >>>/x/ 35   RB Ed Witten 20   CMF GauB 3   CMF Triple Integrals 8   AMF Carl Sagan 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman 100   SS Sun Of Lava/ice

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 69   LB Homo Engineer 15   LB You SHOULD be able to answer this 6   CB >undergrad Category Theorist 5   CB Is Coffee Good For You? 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 300   RB 300k Starting 18   RB Jon Tooker 21   CMF Theory (a Gauss) 112   CMF 1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 999   CMF Does 0.999 = 1? 96   CMF CS Pleb

2019

4chan 2020 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

No. Position Player 1   GK Stephen Hawking 4   LB Homo Engineer 12   CB 1+2+3+4+5... = -1/12 8   CB Evolutionary Purpose 51   RB Ed Witten 15   CMF CS Pleb 14   CMF You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This 19   CMF Carl Sagan 20   AMF Sun of Lava/Ice 10   CF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 21   LB Cool Science Facts 9   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 5   CB >Biology >Hard Science 6   CB Brainlet 11   RB John Von Neumann 12   DMF Spectrum 30   DMF 300K Starting 16   CMF GauB 17   CMF Theory (A Gauss) 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 3   SS Triple Integrals

4chan 2020 Spring Babby Cup

No. Position Player 1   GK Stephen Hawking 4   LB Homo Engineer 8   CB Evolutionary Purpose 12   CB 1+2+3+4+5... = -1/12 51   RB Ed Witten 14   CMF You SHOULD be Able to Answer this 15   CMF CS Pleb 20   AMF Sun of Lava/Ice 10   CF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 3   SS Triple Integrals

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 21   LB Cool Science Facts 6   CB Brainlet 5   CB >Biology >Hard Science 9   CB The Product Rule Remains my Specialty 11   RB John Von Neumann 30   DMF 300K Starting 12   DMF Spectrum 19   CMF Carl Sagan 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 17   CMF Theory (A Gauss) 16   CMF GauB

4chan 2019 Winter Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 30   CB 300K Starting 69   CB Homo Engineer 15   CB 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12 2   DMF The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 74   CMF Evolutionary Purpose 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 8   AMF Carl Sagan 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 10   SS Sun Of Lava/Ice 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player 0   CB Earth-chan 32   CB GauB 21   CB >>>/x/ 6   CB John von Neuman 43   DMF Cool Science Facts 4   DMF >Biology >Hard Science 9   DMF You Should Be Able To Answer This 3   DMF Triple Integrals 96   CMF CS Pleb 18   CMF Theory (A Gauss) ℝ   CMF Norman Wildberger 1   CMF Spectrum

2018

4chan 2018 Summer Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 9   CB >>>/x/ 14   CB The product rule remains my specialty 1   RB Earth-chan 10   DMF Sun of Lava/Ice 20   CMF GauB 8   CMF Carl Sagan 3   CMF Triple Integrals 11   AMF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 15   LB You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This 69   LB Homo Engineer 6   CB Evolutionary Purpose 4   CB >Biology >Hard Science 18   RB John von Neumann 30   RB 300k Starting 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 21   CMF Theory (a gauss) 5   CMF Spectrum 12   CMF 1+2+3+4+5... = -1/12 96   CMF CS Pleb

4chan 2018 Winter Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 9   CB >>>/x/ 6   CB Evolutionary Purpose 18   RB John von Neumann 10   DMF Sun of Lava/Ice 12   CMF 1+2+3+4+5... = -1/12 8   CMF Carl Sagan 3   CMF Triple Integrals 11   AMF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 69   LB Homo Engineer 0   LB You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This 4   CB >biology >hard science 14   CB The product rule remains my specialty 1   RB Earth-chan 30   RB 300k Starting 96   CMF CS Pleb 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 21   CMF Theory (a gauss) 5   CMF Spectrum 20   CMF GauB

2017

4chan 2017 Summer Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 9   CB >>>/x/ 6   CB Evolutionary Purpose 18   RB John Von Neumann 8   DMF Carl Sagan 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 21   CMF Theory (A Gauss) 10   AMF Sun of Lava/Ice 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 15   LB mEMe Drive 69   LB Homo Engineer 4   CB >biology >hard science 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Speciality 3   CB Triple Intergrals 0   RB Brainlet 30   RB 300k Starting 20   CMF GauB 96   CMF CS Pleb 5   CMF Spectrum 12   CMF 1+2+3+4+5... = -1/12

4chan 2017 Spring Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 9   CB >>>/x/ 6   CB Evolutionary Purpose 18   RB John Von Neumann 8   DMF Carl Sagan 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 21   CMF Theory (A Gauss) 10   AMF Sun of Lava/Ice 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 15   LB mEMe Drive 69   LB Homo Engineer 4   CB >biology >hard science 14   CB The Product Rule Remains My Speciality 3   CB Triple Intergrals 0   RB Brainlet 30   RB 300k Starting 20   CMF GauB 96   CMF CS Pleb 5   CMF Spectrum 12   CMF 1+2+3+4+5... = -1/12

4chan 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 16   CB Triple Integrals 6   CB Evolutionary Purpose 7   CB The Product Rule Remains My Specialty 0   RB Brainlet 2   DMF Carl Sagan 1   CMF Bill Nye 5   AMF Sun of Lava/Ice 23   AMF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 15   LB mEMe Drive 13   LB Homo Engineer 17   CB >Biology >Hard Science 20   CB GauB 9   CB >>>/x/ 30   RB 300k Starting 19   RB John Von Neumann 96   CMF CS Pleb 2   CMF 1+2+3+4+5... = -1/12 18   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 21   CMF Theory (a gauss)

2016

4chan 2016 Spring Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 0   LB Brainlet 3   CB Triple Intergrals 74   CB Evolutionary Purpose 43   RB Cool Science Facts 9   DMF Nikola Tesla 8   DMF Carl Sagan 1   CMF Bill Nye 10   AMF Sun Of Lava/Ice 11   AMF Richard Feynman 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 69   LB Homo Engineer 6   LB LaTeX 32   CB Gaub 21   CB >>>/wsr/ 4   CB >biology >hard science 30   RB 300k Starting 15   RB Muh IQ 2   DMF Of Course I Still Love You 99   DMF Does 0.999... = 1? 96   CMF CS Pleb 18   CMF Theory (A Gauss)

2015

4chan 2015 Autumn Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 43   LB Cool Science Facts 14   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 74   CB Free Will Doesn't Exist 21   RB >>>/hm/ 17   CMF CERN 24   CMF Stupid Questions Thread 10   AMF Nikola Tesla 11   CF Richard Feynman 1   SS Bill Nye 8   SS Carl Sagan

No. Position Player 90   GK Thorium 69   LB Homo Engineer 30   LB 300k Starting 3   CB Triple Intergrals 4   CB >biology >hard science 6   CB LaTeX 15   RB Muh IQ 99   RB Does 0.999... = 1? 23   CMF Shinichi Mochizuki 32   CMF Leonard Oiler 18   CMF Theory (A Geuss) 0   CMF Wolfram Alpha

4chan 2015 Summer Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 74   CB Free Will Doesn't Exist 6   CB LaTeX 43   CB Cool Science Facts 24   DMF Stupid Questions Thread 8   CMF Carl Sagan 0   CMF >undergraduates 1   AMF Bill Nye 3   AMF Triple Integrals 11   CF Richard Feynman 10   SS Nikola Tesla

No. Position Player 90   GK Thorium 14   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 69   CB Homo Engineer 21   CB >>>/hm/ 30   CB 300k Starting 99   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 32   DMF Werner Heisenberg 17   DMF CERN 18   CMF Theory (a Geuss) 4   CMF >biology >hard science 23   AMF Shinichi Mochizuki 15   AMF Muh IQ

4chan 2015 Winter Cup

No. Position Player 40   GK Stephen Hawking 99   LB Does 0.999 = 1? 3   CB Triple Integrals 4   CB >biology >hard science 43   RB Cool Science Facts 51   DMF Aubrey De Grey 32   DMF Werner Heisenberg 1   LMF Bill Nye 8   RMF Carl Sagan 10   AMF Nikola Tesla 11   CF Richard Feynman

No. Position Player 90   GK Thorium 69   LB Homo Engineer 15   LB Muh IQ 21   CB Totally Not My Homework 6   CB LaTeX 14   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 17   RB CERN 30   RB 300k Starting 12   DMF Godking Shane 13   DMF Theory (a geuss) 20   DMF Only 20 Years Away 24   DMF Stupid Questions Thread

2014

4chan 2014 Autumn Babby Cup

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 99   LB Does 0.999 = 1? 3   CB >biology >hard science 4   CB Transhumanism 43   RB Cool Science Facts 20   DMF Werner Heisenberg 1   LMF Bill Nye 10   RMF Carl Sagan 22   AMF Carl Gustav Jung 9   AMF Nikola Tesla 11   SS Richard Feynman

No. Position Player 90   GK Thorium 69   LB Homo Engineer 7   LB Muh IQ 12   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 6   CB LaTeX 21   CB Totally Not My Homework 17   RB CERN 30   RB 300k Starting 8   DMF Stupid Questions Thread 13   DMF Theory a Geuss 83   AMF Bismuth 5   AMF Autism Tests

4chan 2014 Spring Babby Cup

No. Position Player 16   GK Stephen Hawking 11   CB Transhumanism 6   CB >biology >hard science 99   CB Does 0.999 = 1? 30   CB 300k Starting 2   DMF Intellectualism 12   CMF Richard Feynman 33   CMF Graham's Number 10   AMF Nikola Tesla 1   CF Bill Nye 8   SS Carl Sagan

No. Position Player 90   GK Thorium 15   GK Muh IQ 9   CB Aquatic Hamster 69   CB Homo Engineer 22   CB Theory a Guess 21   CB College Majors General 23   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 3   CB Saged Homework 14   CMF Jacob Barnett 83   CMF Bismuth 18   CMF Richard Dawkins 34   CMF Ken Ham

2013

4chan 2013 Autumn Babby Cup

No. Position Player 16   GK Stephen Hawking 6   CB >biology >hard science 30   CB 300k Starting 11   CB Transhumanism 99   CB Does 0.999... = 1 33   CMF Graham's Number 2   CMF Intellectualism 9   CMF Aquatic Hamster 10   AMF Nikola Tesla 8   CF Carl Sagan 1   CF Bill Nye

No. Position Player 90   GK Thorium 15   GK Muh IQ 17   CB Saged Homework 22   CB Theory A Guess 20   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 21   CB College Major General 7   CMF Peak Oil 69   CMF Homo Engineer 14   CMF Jacob Barnett 18   CMF Richard Dawkins 12   CMF Richard Feynman 83   CMF Bismuth

4chan 2013 Summer Cup

No. Position Player 16   GK Stephen Hawking 17   CB Saged Homework 6   CB >Biology >Hard Science 20   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 8   CMF Carl Sagan 9   CMF Aquatic Hamster 18   CMF Richard Dawkins 13   RMF Putnam Math 2   AMF Not Science 1   CF Bill Nye 10   SS Nikola Tesla

No. Position Player 3   GK Thorium 15   GK Secret Italiansupercat 11   LB Transhumanism 30   LB 300k Starting 21   CB God Tier Major 22   RB Theory A Guess 99   RB Does 0.999...=1 7   CMF Koala Face 19   LMF Bismuth 69   LMF Homo Engineer 14   RMF Epicurius 12   RMF Qualia

4chan 2013 Spring Babby Cup

No. Position Player 16   GK Stephen Hawking 17   CB Saged Homework 20   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 6   CB >biology >hard science 13   CMF Putnam Math 18   CMF Richard Dawkins 8   CMF Carl Sagan 9   AMF Aquatic Hamster 2   AMF Not Science 1   CF Bill Nye 10   SS Nikola Tesla

No. Position Player 3   GK Thorium 15   GK Secret Italiansupercat 4   LB 300k Starting 11   LB Transhumanism 21   CB God Tier Major 22   RB Theory A Guess 23   RB Does 0.999...=1 7   CMF Koala Face 19   LMF Bismuth 5   LMF Homo Engineer 12   RMF Qualia 14   RMF Epicurus

4chan 2013 Winter Cup

No. Position Player 16   GK Stephen Hawking 4   LB 300k Starting 20   CB Sun of Fire/Ice 6   CB biology >hard science}} 19   RB Bismuth 13   CMF Putnam Math 9   CMF Aquatic Hamster 8   CMF Carl Sagan 10   AMF Nikola Tesla 1   CF Bill Nye 2   CF Intellectualism

No. Position Player 15   GK Secret Italiansupercat 3   GK Thorium 11   LB Transhumanism 14   CB Evolution 17   CB Saged Homework 22   RB Theory A Guess 12   DMF Qualia 5   DMF Homo Engineer 18   CMF Richard Dawkins 21   CMF God Tier Major 7   CMF Eugenics 23   CF Epicurus

2012

4chan 2012 Autumn Babby Cup

No. Position Player 9   GK Thorium 10   LB 300k Starting 6   CB >biology >hard science 19   RB Bismuth 16   DMF Qualia 12   CMF Richard Dawkins 20   CMF Putnam Math 2   LMF Richard Feynman 7   RMF Nikola Tesla 1   CF Bill Nye 8   SS Carl Sagan

No. Position Player 3   GK Troll Science 11   GK Stephen Hawking 18   LB Transhumanism 21   CB Albert Einstein 17   RB Theory (a geuss) 22   DMF Homo Engineer 13   CMF Aquatic Hamster 15   CMF God Tier Major 23   LMF Saged Homework 5   RMF Eugenics 14   CF Epicurus 4   SS Evolution

4chan 2012 Summer Cup

No. Position Player -1   GK Stephen Hawking -1   LB 300k Starting -1   CB >biology>hard science -1   RB Theory (A gauss) -1   DMF Nikola Tesla -1   DMF Richard Feynman -1   CMF Evolution -1   CMF Saged Homework -1   AMF Homo Engineer -1   CF Carl Sagan -1   CF Bill Nye

No. Position Player -1   GK Troll Science -1   CB Putnam Math -1   CB Albert Einstein -1   RB Bismuth -1   DMF Premed Scum -1   DMF Epicurus -1   CMF Internet Philosopher -1   CMF God Tier Major -1   AMF Thorium -1   AMF Transhumanism -1   AMF Richard Dawkins -1   SS Eugenics

4chan 2012 Spring Babby Cup

No. Position Player 11   GK Stephen Hawking 10   LB 300k Starting 6   CB >Biology >Hard Science 17   RB Theory A Gauss 2   DMF Richard Feynman 7   DMF Nikola Tesla 4   CMF Evolution 23   CMF Saged Homework 22   AMF Homo Engineer 8   CF Carl Sagan 1   CF Bill Nye

No. Position Player 3   GK Troll Science 13   LB Transhumanism 21   CB Albert Einstein 20   CB Putnam Math 19   RB Bismuth 18   DMF Pre-Med Scum 14   DMF Epicurus 16   CMF Internet Philosopher 15   CMF God Tier Major 12   AMF Richard Dawkins 9   AMF Thorium 5   SS Eugenics