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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Amongst the keepers deemed "FAT FUCKS" and thus the heels of the /vt/ League, an unlikely hero has emerged - the chonkiest coyote keeper of them all, JUMBO JOSHU! This plump 'n' proud coyote with a penchant for mayonnaise has just proven that big boys can ball too.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | ''Magic is just a cheap parlor trick, it is not real, and neither is Males''  


During the unhinged "FINAL BOSS" match against the /gecko/-fied outgoing champions {{team home|vsj+}}, our fearless net-minder got the surprise of his (probably mayo-drenched) life. The riggers unshackled him from his goalpost prison and catapulted him onto the pitch as a CENTRE FORWARD.
* Sakura Ushiromiya Miko, long lost twin sister of Ushiromiya Battler, have been a main stay of the HoloFightZ roster since her debut back in Stream 1. The first and currently, only two-time HFZ champion, Miko is one of the most successful wrestler in the org history, finding success in both Solo and Tag Team.


With /mayo/ down 5-2, JUMBO JOSHU defied the odds. With a tenacity that can only come from a keeper with as big an appetite as his ass, he netted a goal of his own off a deflected save, bringing the score to 5-3.
On December 2021, Sakura Miko disguised herself as a Bulbasaur and proceed to sexually asaulted her former tag mate Usada Hitler Pekora. Ms. Usada then filed a complain to the Chairman of HFZ, Hideo Kojima in an attempt to permanently suspend Sakura Miko from HFZ. But using her family name, Ms. Miko avoid any legal trouble and still remained in this company to this day. Life isn't fair, unless you're an Ushiromiya.
 
Suddenly, the masses who once scorned his jumbo-sized girth were singing a different tune: JUMBO JOSHU, the underdog-turned-overdog, had won their hearts. In the /vt/ League, where schizophrenia reigns supreme, he reminded us all that even '''FAT FUCKS''' can have their moment of glory.
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Latest revision as of 23:49, 6 February 2025

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Magic is just a cheap parlor trick, it is not real, and neither is Males
  • Sakura Ushiromiya Miko, long lost twin sister of Ushiromiya Battler, have been a main stay of the HoloFightZ roster since her debut back in Stream 1. The first and currently, only two-time HFZ champion, Miko is one of the most successful wrestler in the org history, finding success in both Solo and Tag Team.

On December 2021, Sakura Miko disguised herself as a Bulbasaur and proceed to sexually asaulted her former tag mate Usada Hitler Pekora. Ms. Usada then filed a complain to the Chairman of HFZ, Hideo Kojima in an attempt to permanently suspend Sakura Miko from HFZ. But using her family name, Ms. Miko avoid any legal trouble and still remained in this company to this day. Life isn't fair, unless you're an Ushiromiya.

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