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{{BoardInfobox
|team= po
|team= po
|motto= You can't rush perfection.
|motto= Live Long and PAYPUH.
|name= Papercraft and Origami
|name= Papercraft & Origami
|date= March 2012
|date= March 2012
|irl= Managers {{Anonymous|Soryuu|!!o16SVJJscF1}}<br>{{Anonymous|SirBaconson|!!UMasemWL9wQ}} <br>Tester<br>{{Anonymous|foxesh|!!QASHICGzjM5}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Managerless}}
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|ranking= 22 ({{increase|2}})
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|ranking= 56 <small>({{increase|1}})</small>
|high_ranking= 21
|high_ranking= 21
|high_date= September, 2013
|high_date= September, 2013
|low_ranking= 43
|low_ranking= 60
|low_date= April, 2014
|low_date= 22 May 2022
|scorer=Paper Plane
|scorer=1,000 Cranes
|goals=14
|goals=23
|assister=1,000 Cranes
|assists=10
|captain = Broken Printer
|captain = Broken Printer
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|w= 17
|d= 9
|d= 16
|l= 16
|l= 34
|gf=100
|ga=139
|win_home= tv
|win_home= tv
|win_away= po
|win_away= po
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|first_score_away= 5
|first_score_away= 5
|first_date= March 17, 2012
|first_date= March 17, 2012
|elite_cup_appearances= 5
|first_elite_appearance= [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_result= 15th
|best_elite_cup= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances= 11
|first_babby_appearance= {{tt|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]|/po/ were in a qualifier for the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup, but lost.}}
|best_babby_result= {{tt|9th|originally 12th}}
|best_babby_cup= [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2013 Spring]] and [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2017 Spring]]
|hex=E4EDED
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|color= Paper White
|color= Paper White
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|horn= youtube.com/watch?v=WPrYps0Hy04
|horn= youtube.com/watch?v=WPrYps0Hy04
|gh_title= Gorilla Zoe - Paper
|gh_title= Gorilla Zoe - Paper
|althorn= youtube.com/watch?v=eALDhCjpa-U
|altgh1_what= ''Moneygami's Goal Horn''
|altgh_title = Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About" (When Moneygami scores)
|altgh1= youtube.com/watch?v=eALDhCjpa-U
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-HVxmUELQ
|altgh1_title = Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About"
|altgh2_title=Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (to be played when Broken Printer scores, start at 0:47)
|altgh2_what= ''Broken Printer's Goal Horn''
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-HVxmUELQ&t=47s
|altgh2_title=Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (start goalhorn at 0:47) '''<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">Dead link</span>'''
|nickname= the /po/opers
|nickname= the /po/opers
}}The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.
|kithome=Pohome-2016sbc.png
|kitaway=Poaway-2016sbc.png
|kit3=Pothird-2016sbc.png
|home_ground=The Cutting Mat
}}
The /po/ management have created a Discord to better respond to members of the fanbase. [https://discord.gg/tqaTXrs Visit us here.]


/po/ figure that victory in the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup and the 2015 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent successes have gotten closer to this goal, earning promotion from the 2014 Spring Babby Cup and remaining in the top 16 teams in the 2014 Summer Cup. It is now only a matter of time.
<small>The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.
 
/po/ figure that victory in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2018 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.</small>


==History==
==History==


===The Dark Ages===
[[/po/ History]]
In its infancy, /po/ had to endure humiliation and criticism from fans who found the team to be boring, bad, or those who just flat out wondered why they were allowed to play at all. After all, /po/ had been embarrassed by /an/ in the preliminary round of the [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]: with [[/an/]]'s 5-2 win in the first leg, /po/ was already hopeless and could only muster a 1-1 draw in the second leg.
 
For a long time, /po/ had a defensive 5-4-1 tactic which led to numerous 1-1 draws. It wouldn't be until September 22, just over 6 months after the team's creation, that /po/ finally got its first win. Said victory came against [[/wg/]] with the score being 3-2. The win couldn't have come at a better time: in just a few weeks after that, the [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] was starting.
 
From the beginning, /po/ were not anyone's favorites in said cup, and the opening 1-1 draw against the underachieving [[/vp/]] didn't change that. Despite getting their first win against /wg/, /po/ could not repeat the same performance as they fell 2-1 to /wg/. Suddenly, a window of opportunity opened: [[/fa/]] was their next opponent, and their manager had rested the medal players. The reason for this? "I thought resting our great players would be a good idea since /vp/ would never advance."
 
/po/ proceeded to win 1-0 against /fa/ while the manager had {{tt|supposedly|It turned out that someone was managing both /vp/ and /fa/ in the last matchday. That's why /po/ vs /fa/ is nullified in the match history chart.}} gone out on a date and left those silly instructions behind. This win was unfortunately not enough for /po/ to qualify for the upcoming Winter Cup, and the team would continue to be managerless until next year in the spring season.
 
===2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup===
 
The paperfolding team /po/ went into this Cup as something like underdogs that no one would pay attention to. An obscure team. Then manager, {{anonymous|Crafty/po/ster|!!LbVTjNXXan6}} led the team headfirst into the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup, where they were drawn into a group of [[/tv/]], [[/vp/]] and [[/gif/]]. /po/ would face a stern test against /vp/ in their first match of the Spring Babbies. At half-time, /po/ would be 1-0 up against /vp/, courtesy of a Paper Goat goal. However, after the break, the /po/lice would come back to an angry and rampant /vp/ team, who scored two goals in five minutes to make it 1-2. However, /po/ would not give up here and hit back in the 67th minute, with a paper equaliser from Paper Goat. Chapsy finished the comeback in the 79th minute and made it a glorious 2-3 victory to /po/. Their next match, against /gif/ ended in a stalemate with goals from Chapsy and Paper Cut. Despite the stalemate, /po/ was in a very good situation to advance to the 2013 4chan Summer Cup. Their next match was up against a team in good form, /tv/, who had just crushed /vp/ 3-0 earlier. Moneygami gave /po/ the lead at the 16th minute, and things were looking good. L O S T thought he could crash this paper plane and equalised the game in the 32nd minute. This match stayed 1-1 the entire game, until the 81th minute, with a goal from Paper Plane, giving /tv/ a cheeky paper cut. The match would end 2-1 to /po/ and they were through to the 2013 Summer Cup and the knockout stages of this cup. /po/ drew /x/, but was quickly dismissed 1-3, sending /po/'s hopes and dreams of winning the Spring Babbies into the dumpster. However, they still had the dream of winning the Summer Cup.
 
===2013 4chan Summer Cup===
 
Over the break, {{anonymous|Crafty/po/ster|!!LbVTjNXXan6}} had recruited a co-manager by the name of {{anonymous|PaperPlane|!!g7i5VWxBJeX}}, who would help out with his tactics. In the same situation as they were in the Spring Babbies, they were expected to be BTFO out of the tournament. They were drawn into a group that consisted of the behemoths [[/a/]], the strong [[/h/]], and their old friend [[/tv/]]. No one expected much out of /po/ No one cared who they were... until they drubbed /tv/ 5-0 in their very first match of the tournament. A Paper Cut hat trick and goals from Moneygami and Paper Plane smashed the television screen, and threw it out the window. All was well and everyone was singing the songs of PAYPUH PAYPUH PAYPUH. Up next... they were up against /h/, a very strong team. A draw would put /po/ in the same situation they were in in the Spring Babbies, still a good position to be in to progress to the knockout stages. The match, indeed, ended in a /po/ dominant stalemate. They were seriously unlucky not to have scored. The next match, against /a/, was a complete 5-0 drubbing by /a/ on /po/. It was 3-0 at half-time, which showed the dominance that /a/ had asserted upon /po/. /h/ had defeated /tv/ 2-3 before this match, so this loss meant that /po/ would be relegated back to the Babbies. Worse, Crafty/po/ster had disappeared after the /tv/ match leaving Paper Plane who was already busy, to manage the team. He just did not have the time for /po/, and /po/ went basically managerless.
 
===2013 4chan Autumn Cup===
 
New regulations were put out to enhance the 4chan Cup experience, and /po/ could not meet those regulations, leading them to be nerfed and rigged really hard by the 4CCC. /po/ was drawn into a group of [[/c/]], [[/asp/]] and [[/adv/]]. /c/ drubbed /po/ 4-1, with a goal from Chapsy, /asp/ inflicted the same punishment, but with a 3-0 scoreline. /adv/ would top it off with a 1-0 scoreline, sending /po/ to 31st place with a -7 GD, and finishing only above /k/. One of the most forgettable campaigns for /po/. Was this the end for them...?
 
===2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup===
 
For four whole months, /po/ was completely managerless. The 2014 Winter Cup came and went, and the 2014 Spring Babbies were looming. /po/ was supposed to compete, but the 4CCC had moved over the competition into PES14, meaning /po/ had neither an export or a manager. A new format had also arisen, the Mega Babby, which removed the playoff rounds that /po/ was supposed to play in, and put them straight into the competition with 39 other teams, in eight groups of five teams. Many new regulations were implemented as well.


A full two and a half weeks before the export deadline, {{Anonymous|Soryuu|!!o16SVJJscF1}} popped out of nowhere and decided to take on the managerial post of /po/, whilst recruiting {{Anonymous|SirBaconson|!!UMasemWL9wQ}} as his co-manager. An export was completed within four days and a kit hastily folded together within a week. Soryuu and SirBaconson had agreed to field a 3-3-4 formation and anything with four forwards, an action that called them crazy. /po/ was in the same situation as they were in the cups a year ago, but this time with that underdog expectation, and a strange small following. They were drawn into a group that consisted of [[/y/]], [[/cm/]], [[/diy/]] and [[/n/]]. /y/ was the team everyone expected to roll over the group, and they were /po/'s first match. /y/ pushed forward for a goal, with /po/'s paper thin defence vulnerable. Ramen Yaoi slotted in a goal in the 8th minute, as almost everyone expected. However, /po/'s attack was bound to break something, as Template took advantage of a goalkeeper botch in the 20th minute to equalise. Both teams went into half-time all square. After the half-time break, /po/ pushed forward for their own goal. Template threw in a beautiful cross to Chapsy, whose header hit the post and almost recreated The Flash's mistake... however, the ball rebounded to himself so he fixed his mistake by making it 1-2. /po/ held on for a 1-2 scoreline, a fantastic start to the campaign.
===Spring 2018===
<small>The eleventh Babby Cup for the paper brigade commenced with their being drawn into Group E, a group jam packed with teams that have had a rich history of crumpling /po/. [[/g/]] had come from Pot 1, a team that gave /po/ one of their most unfortunate losses in the [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring Babby Cup just last year]] after the paperboys advanced into the Round of 16. The second team drawn alongside /po/ were [[/o/]], a team responsible for being placed in the [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] due to a failed export submission and kept /po/ out of only their second Babby Cup. As /po/ were drawn from the middle pot, all attention was focused on the Pot 4 team to join the group, [[/ck/]]. Though they were a taco shell of their former selves, /ck/'s Winter 2015 campaign started with a 3-0 drubbing of the paper squad, thus starting a two year downward spiral of /po/ towards the bottom of the recycling bin. Also, [[/bant/|a new and unproven team has surfaced to face /po/ as well.]] If there was a time for redemption against all these teams, now would be the perfect time to do just that.


/po/'s next match was against a very murky team, /diy/. Soryuu was concerned for this match, considering he does not know anything about /diy/. His concerns were right, and /po/ was drubbed 3-0 by /diy/. /po/ was still in an okay situation. By the time the next match came along, /po/ was in a situation where either they or /n/ would go through to the 2014 4chan Summer Cup with /diy/, who had crushed everyone in its path since then. A very intense and important match, /po/ was up against /n/ who had destroyed /cm/ 1-4, but lost to /diy/ 3-0. It was a fight for the second place slot, and a fight to the death. /n/ almost scored many times in the first half, and /po/'s Big Head Mode inspired defensive performance prevented them. It was a 0-0 scoreline at half-time. After the break, the /n/iggers had awakened the paper monster. /po/'s devastating attack hit /n/ at the 55th minute, where a great cross by Template to Chapsy resulted in a vital goal. It would only get worse for /n/. The pressing football paid off as Moneygami bullied a /n/ player into a corner, out of which he scored a monstrous header to make it 2-0 at the 58th minute. Another great cross by Template to Paper Cut's boots this time, made it 3-0 to the /po/lice. /n/ kept pressing for a goal, and /po/ hit one back at them before the match ended, due to a great through ball to Paper Cut. /po/ was through to the 2014 4chan Summer Cup.
The first match was against [[/g/]], and from the very start of the match, the power of technology was on display, and /po/ were immediately thrust onto their paperweights and doing the best they could to hold the /g/ offense, led by Install Gentoo, at bay. Off of a corner kick by Teedus, a deflected shot became a blooter chance for CS Grad. The shot banged off the right goalpost, but Terry A. Davis was there to recover the ball and put it in for /g/'s first quick goal of the game. But /g/ wouldn't be finished nor satisfied. At 23' into the match, Terry tried for another goal, but this time the Cutting Mat was there to block the shot. As the defense of /po/ was scrambilng to clear the ball, however, it was stolen by Install Gentoo, who installed football.exe into the net for a 2-0 /g/ lead. A foul by /g/ defender Pajeet would give /po/ a chance to get a goal. Paper Plane came close, but Stallman snatched the ball out of the air, and the /g/ assault continued. A stoppage goal before halftime snuck in from Install Gentoo after a diving headed ball rolled its way in on the far corner of the goal. It was a monstrous assault for /g/, with 14 shots on goal, 8 of them coming close or in, in just 45 minutes, and Cutting Mat came through with 7 saves after the half. /po/ would need a miracle to come back into this match.  
[[File:Popopo.png|thumb|right|240px|The team celebrates its confirmed return to a major cup.]]


Soryuu let SirBaconson manage the /cm/ game, which ended 1-2 in favour of /cm/ in a /h/-like game, where /po/ was dominant but they could not finish. /po/ was still through to the knockout stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup and into the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. In the knockout stages, Soryuu wished for /pol/, and /po/ drew /pol/. After a week of preparation... /po/ fought against the /pol/and in a great match up for the Round of 16. /pol/ hit two goals in the first half at /po/, but /po/ would just absolutely not give up. They made a comeback courtesy of Paper Plane and Paper Goat. At the end of the day, the match had to go to Extra Time to settle things. Both teams were threatening each other, but could not find a goal. Penalties were looming. However, as they were about to go to penalties, Hitler sent a heartbreaking goal towards /po/ at the 116th minute. /po/, not giving up again, tried to get one back immediately after, but they failed to and they were knocked out of the Cup. However, they were still through to Summer, and they have the same hopes and dreams as they had the year before.
/po/ would come back from halftime with a plan that would foil the /g/ offense, but not before another cheeky goal leaked in from the Thinkpad off an Install Gentoo assist, making it a 4-0 game. In dire straits and with a slim chance of coming back to even draw the match, /po/ had their answer. Who better to counter /g/'s offense than a broken printer? After /po/'s manager had removed the fluid formation out of desperation via a timeout, Broken Printer immediately sprang to life after the Cranes lobbed the ball towards center pitch. The printer had quickly broken past the /g/ defense, scoring only his second goal ever, and Stallman was left without a clean sheet, the game now 4-1. Subs would come on for both teams, and /po/ was beginning to gain the momentum they needed, and /po/'s defense, as legendary as it was, started becoming an impenetrable wall now. Then, at 83', X-Acto cut a pass to the Broken Printer who once again broke /g/'s defense, scoring his third goal ever, an easy kick past Stallman, a 4-2 game at this point. However, kekoff abuse would quickly favor /po/, and it would become a broken hat trick for the printer. /po/ were smelling blood and looking desperately for the fourth goal to tie this game up. Unfortunately that shot would never occur as Moneygami was tripped up by a /g/ defender for a foul. The proceeding free kick would not go in, and the game ended 4-3. Cutting Mat would finish with 8 saves, and it was an impressive effort to come this close from a 4-0 blowout early in the second half.


===2014 4chan Summer Cup===
Coming ever so close to reversing a blowout but coming up short, /po/ were undoubtedly hurt, but they weren't out yet. There were still three games left in the megababby affair, and the second match would be the very next day against [[/o/]], who had been surprisingly crashed by /ck/'s Moliendo Café party. Both teams were trying to gain their first point, and for /po/, a goal would come rather swiftly this time. In just 8 minutes, Cubecraft would find a seam in /o/'s backline and quickly score the first goal of the game. However, THE BEST SPORTS CAR, Miata, would score the equalizer. After that, not much proceeded to happen. Both teams would end up stalled at the first half, the real highlights coming from both the immovable Cutting Mat and former Golden Glove winner Black Ice Tree. In the second half, the subs would come quickly. At 71', a dangerous slide into Miata by Thick Card Stock would issue a straight red card, and the thick defender would be forced to sit out the remainder of this game, as well as /po/'s next match against /bant/. But on the other side of the incident, Miata came down with an affliction known as "really ded". It would be a 10-on-10 football match, and the aggressive trade between the two would help force the game to a 1-1 finish. Amusingly, PES tried looking for a man of the match in this contest, but did not find one. After the draw and also /ck/'s destruction of /bant/, /po/ would be in third behind both /ck/ and /g/, barely ahead of /o/ on goal differential, and the team would move on to their next challenge of showing the sick /bant/ers how to endure paper cuts.


/po/'s promotion into the Summer Cup was reminiscent of their last promotion in 2013. They were drawn into a group that consisted of [[/tg/]], [[/gif/]], and [[/toy/]]. Hours of testing had gone into testing against /gif/, their first opponent. /po/ took the lead after 22 minutes courtesy of a Paper Plane goal, assisted by Moneygami. Overall, the game was very held up in the midfield, producing a very boring game. /gif/ would strike back with a Sauce blooter in the second half, putting the score at 1-1. The game would end this way, a draw. Their next game was against a fan favourite, /tg/. /tg/ was completely dominant in the first half, having all the possessions and shots at goal. Crazy Hassan was having a field day with the defence, but Cutting Mat would deny him each and every time he would try a shot at goal. In the dying minutes of the first half, Template would put a pass towards Paper Cut which sliced open /tg/'s defence resulting in an easy goal for /po/. /tg/ would try to equalise all the second half, but Cutting Mat would absolutely not have it and blocked every shot. Literally as the game would end, /tg/ would concede a free kick in the middle of the pitch, and Paper Plane would send a ball flying through the air towards a wide open Template. In probably what was the rudest goal of all time, Template would score another easy goal, which made the score 2-0 to /po/. /po/ were almost through to the knockout rounds, they just needed a point or for /gif/ to draw or lose to /tg/.
Unfortunately, two quick unanswered goals from [[/bant/]] would come down on /po/, thus eliminating them from the Spring Babby Cup. It would only get worse as /ck/, already confirmed to rejoin the elites, drubbed /po/ 4-0. Only /his/ had a worse performance in this Megababby affair overall, and /po/ would drop to a 39th place finish.</small>
 
/gif/ had indeed lost to /tg/ by a 1-0 margin. This meant that no matter the result in the /toy/ match, /po/ would be through to the Summer Cup Round of 16. SirBaconson was handed the reins in this match and it resulted in a 0-0 draw, albeit with both teams having chances. The Round of 16 Draw spewed out a /po/ vs. [[/mu/]] match up, the last standing Elite team. Just the draw the suited /po/ the most. The match itself was a disaster for /po/ with Talentless Hack and MC Ride hitting two at /po/ within the first 20 minutes. /po/ with their heart would not give up. Both teams had shots towards goal, and a very unlikely goal was scored by Moneygami in the 34th minute. /po/ would get chances all game but was quickly shut down by a MC Ride goal in the 82nd minute, sending /po/ out of the Cup with the final score at 1-3 to /mu/. On the bright side, /po/ would make it through to the 2015 Winter Cup, making their debut in a Winter Cup, therein which the managers vowed to do better than a Round of 16 finish.


==The One True Rivalry==
==The One True Rivalry==
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| '''[[/i/]] - Slow Ass Bowl'''  
| '''[[/i/]] - Slow Ass Bowl'''  
There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. These two have yet to meet in the Cup itself and may God help the viewers (except the /po/ and /i/ fans {{greentext|implying they exist}}) if they ever meet because it won't just be slow. It'll be so slow that the match will seemingly take years to finish, but in reality you just wasted thirty minutes of your life. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat.
There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat.


'''''Eat shit, /i/.''''' - The current /po/ manager
'''''Eat shit, /i/.''''' - The current /po/ manager
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==Rosters==
==Roster==
 
{{main|/po/ Roster}}  
:''{{Main|:/po/ Roster|l1=/po/ Roster}}'' Beware its outdateness.


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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Cutting Mat }}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Cutting Mat}}
{{sq start player |no=80 |pos=LB |name=Sticky When? }}
{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Sticky When?}}
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos=CB |name=Big Head Mode }}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CB |name=Mountain Fold}}
{{sq start player |no=26 |pos=CB |name=Tacky Glue }}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Valley Fold}}
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos=RB |name={{greentext|Wintercroft}} }}
{{sq bronze player |no=99 |pos=LB |name=Moneygami}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=Broken Printer {{captain}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=17 |pos=RB |name=X-Acto}}
{{sq start player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=Template}}
{{sq start player |no=88 |pos=DMF |name=<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/pol/</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=4 |pos=LMF |name=Moneygami }}
{{sq start player |no=25 |pos=CMF |name=Pepakura}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=RMF |name=X-Acto }}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CMF |name=1000 Cranes}}
{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=Paper Plane }}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=Paper Plane}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=CF |name=1000 Cranes }}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=Broken Printer {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=88 |pos=GK |name=Pepakura }}
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=GK |name=No Progress}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=No Progress }}
{{sq player |no=90 |pos=CB |name=Big Head Mode}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CB |name=Kirigami }}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=Thick Card Stock}}
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=CB |name=Thick Card Stock }}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=Graphig}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=RB |name=Flipit }}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=RB |name=Diagram Request}}
{{sq player |no=81 |pos=DMF |name=Cubecraft }}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=DMF |name=Crease Pattern}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CMF |name=Weapons Thread }}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=DMF |name=Kusudama}}  
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name=Graphig }}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=Cubecraft}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=Paper Stars }}
{{sq player |no=77 |pos=CMF |name=Origami Dice}}
{{sq player |no=50 |pos=AMF |name=Can't Upload PDF }}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=AMF |name=PDO}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CF |name=/ggt/ }}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=Template}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CF |name=PDO }}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CF |name=Tacky Glue}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


:''{{Main|:/po/ Reserves and Academy|l1=/po/ Reserves and Academy}}''
''Reserves'': [[/po/ Reserves and Academy]]
 
==Tactics==
{{Formation2014
|team= po
|file= p1.png
|formation= 5-1-1-3
|tactics= Custom
|player_support=17
|support_range=13
|position_switch=20
|Front Line Pressure=18
|defensive_line=19
|Defensive Compactness=16
|Shifting to Attack=10
|Attack/Defence Level=17
}}
 
{{Formation2014
|team= po
|file= p2.png
|formation= 3-1-3-3
|tactics= Custom
|player_support=6
|support_range=18
|position_switch=7
|Front Line Pressure=17
|defensive_line=16
|Defensive Compactness=14
|Shifting to Attack=12
|Attack/Defence Level=18
}}
 
{{Formation2014
|team= po
|file= p3.png
|formation= 4-2-1-3
|tactics= Custom
|player_support=5
|support_range=16
|position_switch=10
|Front Line Pressure=9
|defensive_line=5
|Defensive Compactness=19
|Shifting to Attack=14
|Attack/Defence Level=10
}}


==Match History==
==Match History==
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| {{team away|wg}}
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 L
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|83||}}</small>
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|83||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
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| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Papercut {{goal|11}}<br>Chapsy {{goal|70}}</small>
|<small>Paper Cut {{goal|11}}<br>Chapsy {{goal|70}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 11, 2013
| May 11, 2013
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| May 18, 2013
| May 18, 2013
| {{team away|x}}
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Knockout_Stage|2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Knockout_Stage|2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-3 L
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Papercut {{goal|43||}}</small>
|<small>Paper Cut {{goal|43||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 16, 2013
| August 16, 2013
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| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|5-0 W
| align=center|5-0 W
|<small>Papercut {{goal|13||25||88}}<br>Moneygami {{goal|32}}<br> Paper Plane {{goal|43}}</small>
|<small>Paper Cut {{goal|13||25||88}}<br>Moneygami {{goal|32}}<br> Paper Plane {{goal|43}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| August 18, 2013
| August 18, 2013
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| {{team away|c}}
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|4-1 L
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Chapsy {{goal|10||}}</small>
|<small>Chapsy {{goal|10||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| {{team away|asp}}
| {{team away|asp}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 L
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| {{team away|adv}}
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 L
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 4, 2014
| April 4, 2014
| {{team away|y}}
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-1 W<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYymGf0xKU video link]
| align=center| 2-1 W<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYymGf0xKU video link]
|<small>Template {{goal|20}}<br>Chapsy {{goal|57}}</small>
|<small>Template {{goal|20}}<br>Chapsy {{goal|57}}</small>
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| April 6, 2014
| April 6, 2014
| {{team away|diy}}
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 0-3 L<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI1_6iqcZA4 video link]
| align=center| 0-3 L<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI1_6iqcZA4 video link]
|  
|  
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| April 18, 2014
| April 18, 2014
| {{team away|n}}
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 4-0 W <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DHNQ1UD428 video link]
| align=center| 4-0 W <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DHNQ1UD428 video link]
|<small>Chapsy {{goal|55}}<br>Moneygami{{goal|58}}<br>Paper Cut {{goal|60||89}}</small>
|<small>Chapsy {{goal|55}}<br>Moneygami{{goal|58}}<br>Paper Cut {{goal|60||89}}</small>
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| April 19, 2014
| April 19, 2014
| {{team away|cm}}
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-2 L <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ13VEvvQ0Q video link]
| align=center| 1-2 L <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ13VEvvQ0Q video link]
|<small>Paper Goat {{goal|67}}
|<small>Paper Goat {{goal|67}}
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| April 26, 2014
| April 26, 2014
| {{team away|pol}}
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Knockout_stage|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Knockout_stage|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 3-2 L <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0DmU2hsdhg video link]
| align=center| 2-3 L <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0DmU2hsdhg video link]
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|41||}}<br>Paper Goat {{goal|51||}}</small>
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|41||}}<br>Paper Goat {{goal|51||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 19, 2014
| July 19, 2014
| {{team away|gif}}
| {{team away|gif}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group H]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group H|2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center| 1-1 D <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S10Nyb2Chg video link]
| align=center| 1-1 D <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S10Nyb2Chg video link]
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|22||}}</small>
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|22||}}</small>
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| July 25, 2014
| July 25, 2014
| {{team away|tg}}
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group H]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group H|2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center| 2-0 W <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc4JhUWKm8 video link]
| align=center| 2-0 W <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc4JhUWKm8 video link]
|<small>Paper Cut {{goal|44||}}<br>Template {{goal|90+||}}</small>  
|<small>Paper Cut {{goal|44||}}<br>Template {{goal|90+||}}</small>  
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| July 27, 2014
| July 27, 2014
| {{team away|toy}}
| {{team away|toy}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group H]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group H|2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
| align=center| 0-0 D
|
|
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| August 2, 2014
| August 2, 2014
| {{team away|mu}}
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Knockout_stage|2014 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Knockout_stage|2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center| 1-3 L
| align=center| 1-3 L
|<small>Moneygami {{goal|34||}}
|<small>Moneygami {{goal|34||}}
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| February 13, 2015
| February 13, 2015
| {{team away|ck}}
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group C]]
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group C|2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center| 0-3 L
| align=center| 0-3 L
|
|
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| February 15, 2015
| February 15, 2015
| {{team away|hr}}
| {{team away|hr}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group C]]
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group C|2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
| align=center| 0-2 L
|
|
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| February 21, 2015
| February 21, 2015
| {{team away|b}}
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group C]]
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group C|2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>Moneygami {{goal|19||40}}
|<small>Moneygami {{goal|19||40}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 25, 2015
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-4 L
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|39||90+}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 26, 2015
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|8}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 2, 2015
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>PDO {{goal|88}}<br>X-Acto {{goal|90+||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 10, 2015
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group E|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|22||}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 24, 2015
| {{team away|h}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group E|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 25, 2015
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group E|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
|<small>1,000 Cranes {{goal|19||}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 6, 2015
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group E|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-0 W
|<small>Moneygami {{goal|23||}}<br>X-Acto {{goal|69||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 8, 2015
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group E|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-6 L
|<small>X-Acto {{goal|44||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 15, 2016
| {{team away|i}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 3-3 D
|<small>1000 Cranes {{goal|26||45+3}}<br>Paper Plane {{goal|39||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 16, 2016
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 3-4 L
|<small>Graphig {{goal|10||}}<br>1000 Cranes {{goal|35||}}<br>X-Acto {{goal|49||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 17, 2016
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
|<small>Template {{goal|32||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 8, 2016
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>1000 Cranes {{goal|89||90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 8, 2016
| {{team away|t}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 3-3 D
|<small>X-Acto {{goal|43}}<br>1,000 Cranes {{goal|45+2||83}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 8, 2016
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 4-2 W
|<small>1,000 Cranes {{goal|15||23||44||74}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 28, 2016
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 3-4 L
|<small>1,000 Cranes {{goal|45+0||84}}<br>Crease Pattern {{goal|76}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 30, 2016
| {{team away|jp}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
|<small>1,000 Cranes {{goal|54||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 5, 2016
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
|<small>1,000 Cranes {{goal|90+3||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 12, 2017
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|77}} Graphig <br>{{goal|83}} Paper Plane</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 14, 2017
| {{team away|t}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|11}} Paper Plane <br>{{goal|83}} Diagram Request</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 20, 2017
| {{team away|p}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 27, 2017
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|9}} Paper Plane <br>{{goal|34}} X-Acto</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 28th, 2017
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center| 3-3 D
|<small>{{goal|5||87}} 1,000 Cranes <br>{{goal|56}} Moneygami
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 30th, 2017
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 5th, 2017
| {{team away|jp}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center| 2-4 L
|<small>{{goal|17}} 1,000 Cranes <br>{{goal|78}} Moneygami
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 27th, 2017
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|37}} Moneygami <br>{{goal|90+5}} 1,000 Cranes
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 29th, 2017
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-5 L
|<small>{{goal|90+3}} 1,000 Cranes
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 4th, 2017
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|40}} X-Acto <br>{{goal|53}} Broken Printer
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 5th, 2018
| {{team away|g}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center| 3-4 L
|<small>{{goal|59||84||86}} Broken Printer
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|May 6th, 2018
| {{team away|o}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center| 1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|8}} Cubecraft
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 12th, 2018
| {{team away|bant}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center| 0-2 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 18th, 2018
| {{team away|ck}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center| 0-4 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 9th, 2021
| {{team away|mu}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center| 2-4 L
|<small>{{goal|37||80}} Broken Printer
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|July 17th, 2021
| {{team away|jp}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|45+2||90+1|pen.}} Moneygami
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 25th, 2021
| {{team away|vr}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center| 1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|90+2}} 1000 Cranes
|}
|}


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| align=center| 2-0 W
| align=center| 2-0 W
|<small>Template {{goal|64}}<br> WE NEED A STICKY {{goal|67}}</small>
|<small>Template {{goal|64}}<br> WE NEED A STICKY {{goal|67}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 27, 2015
| {{team away|t}}
| align=center|[[2015 Winter Loser Ball|2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals]]
| align=center| 2-1 L
|<small>Paper Plane {{goal|34}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 22, 2015
| {{team away|m}}
| align=center|[[Lark's Madness]]
| align=center|4-1 L
|<small>1000 Cranes {{goal|25||}}</small>
|}
|}


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==Downloads==
==Downloads==


===2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Full Export===
===Squad and formation===
https://mega.nz/#!FwAm2BbS!IVUI5nnwK5HVNzYfJjbwcggPgGlRJpHCOy_YKduuPII (updated for Spring)


Soon to come
===Aesthetics===
 
===Squad and formation===


http://www.mediafire.com/download/x6wmb6m0k27i6wj/po&#39;s_ebin_export.bin
https://mega.nz/#!UxYABaLT!KZmo9ZX-yqu_yKXQmdjBe4269f6DKSRfOIoWNorSyTQ (updated for Autumn)


===Aesthetics===
===Music===


http://www.mediafire.com/download/zt5of4kpkr8u29c/PO_Aesthetic_Export.rar
https://mega.nz/#!tcBjyabC!IjsTW8lZpnZA96MMY3dcUoh7PdbBnJUL1SD0ae6fAe0


{{Navbox Teams}}
{{Navbox Teams}}


[[Category:Official teams|po]]
[[Category:Official teams|po]]
[[[[Category:Founding Babbies|po]]
[[Category:Managerless teams|po]]
[[Category:Ded teams|po]]

Latest revision as of 23:42, 16 August 2023

/po/
Live Long and PAYPUH.
Po logo.png
/po/ - Papercraft & Origami
Founded March 2012
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color E4EDED
Paper White
Ranking 56 (increase 1)
Highest rank 21 (September, 2013)
Lowest rank 60 (22 May 2022)
Top scorer 1,000 Cranes (23)
Top assister 1,000 Cranes (10)
Captain Broken Printer
Website /po/ - Papercraft & Origami
Nickname the /po/opers
Home ground The Cutting Mat
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
17 16 34 67 25.37%
GF GA GD
100 139 -39
Biggest win
/tv/ Tv icon.png 0–5 Po icon.png /po/
August 16, 2013
Biggest defeat
/po/ Po icon.png 0–5 A icon.png /a/
August 24, 2013
First match
/po/ Po icon.png 2–5 An icon.png /an/
March 17, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 5 (First in 2013 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 15th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 9th, 2013 Spring and 2017 Spring
Team music
Anthem Lou Christie - Paper Song
Goal horn Gorilla Zoe - Paper
Moneygami's Goal Horn Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About"
Broken Printer's Goal Horn Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (start goalhorn at 0:47) Dead link
Kits
Home kit Pohome-2016sbc.png
Away kit Poaway-2016sbc.png
Third kit Pothird-2016sbc.png


The /po/ management have created a Discord to better respond to members of the fanbase. Visit us here.

The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.

/po/ figure that victory in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2018 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.

History

/po/ History

Spring 2018

The eleventh Babby Cup for the paper brigade commenced with their being drawn into Group E, a group jam packed with teams that have had a rich history of crumpling /po/. /g/ had come from Pot 1, a team that gave /po/ one of their most unfortunate losses in the Spring Babby Cup just last year after the paperboys advanced into the Round of 16. The second team drawn alongside /po/ were /o/, a team responsible for being placed in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers due to a failed export submission and kept /po/ out of only their second Babby Cup. As /po/ were drawn from the middle pot, all attention was focused on the Pot 4 team to join the group, /ck/. Though they were a taco shell of their former selves, /ck/'s Winter 2015 campaign started with a 3-0 drubbing of the paper squad, thus starting a two year downward spiral of /po/ towards the bottom of the recycling bin. Also, a new and unproven team has surfaced to face /po/ as well. If there was a time for redemption against all these teams, now would be the perfect time to do just that.

The first match was against /g/, and from the very start of the match, the power of technology was on display, and /po/ were immediately thrust onto their paperweights and doing the best they could to hold the /g/ offense, led by Install Gentoo, at bay. Off of a corner kick by Teedus, a deflected shot became a blooter chance for CS Grad. The shot banged off the right goalpost, but Terry A. Davis was there to recover the ball and put it in for /g/'s first quick goal of the game. But /g/ wouldn't be finished nor satisfied. At 23' into the match, Terry tried for another goal, but this time the Cutting Mat was there to block the shot. As the defense of /po/ was scrambilng to clear the ball, however, it was stolen by Install Gentoo, who installed football.exe into the net for a 2-0 /g/ lead. A foul by /g/ defender Pajeet would give /po/ a chance to get a goal. Paper Plane came close, but Stallman snatched the ball out of the air, and the /g/ assault continued. A stoppage goal before halftime snuck in from Install Gentoo after a diving headed ball rolled its way in on the far corner of the goal. It was a monstrous assault for /g/, with 14 shots on goal, 8 of them coming close or in, in just 45 minutes, and Cutting Mat came through with 7 saves after the half. /po/ would need a miracle to come back into this match.

/po/ would come back from halftime with a plan that would foil the /g/ offense, but not before another cheeky goal leaked in from the Thinkpad off an Install Gentoo assist, making it a 4-0 game. In dire straits and with a slim chance of coming back to even draw the match, /po/ had their answer. Who better to counter /g/'s offense than a broken printer? After /po/'s manager had removed the fluid formation out of desperation via a timeout, Broken Printer immediately sprang to life after the Cranes lobbed the ball towards center pitch. The printer had quickly broken past the /g/ defense, scoring only his second goal ever, and Stallman was left without a clean sheet, the game now 4-1. Subs would come on for both teams, and /po/ was beginning to gain the momentum they needed, and /po/'s defense, as legendary as it was, started becoming an impenetrable wall now. Then, at 83', X-Acto cut a pass to the Broken Printer who once again broke /g/'s defense, scoring his third goal ever, an easy kick past Stallman, a 4-2 game at this point. However, kekoff abuse would quickly favor /po/, and it would become a broken hat trick for the printer. /po/ were smelling blood and looking desperately for the fourth goal to tie this game up. Unfortunately that shot would never occur as Moneygami was tripped up by a /g/ defender for a foul. The proceeding free kick would not go in, and the game ended 4-3. Cutting Mat would finish with 8 saves, and it was an impressive effort to come this close from a 4-0 blowout early in the second half.

Coming ever so close to reversing a blowout but coming up short, /po/ were undoubtedly hurt, but they weren't out yet. There were still three games left in the megababby affair, and the second match would be the very next day against /o/, who had been surprisingly crashed by /ck/'s Moliendo Café party. Both teams were trying to gain their first point, and for /po/, a goal would come rather swiftly this time. In just 8 minutes, Cubecraft would find a seam in /o/'s backline and quickly score the first goal of the game. However, THE BEST SPORTS CAR, Miata, would score the equalizer. After that, not much proceeded to happen. Both teams would end up stalled at the first half, the real highlights coming from both the immovable Cutting Mat and former Golden Glove winner Black Ice Tree. In the second half, the subs would come quickly. At 71', a dangerous slide into Miata by Thick Card Stock would issue a straight red card, and the thick defender would be forced to sit out the remainder of this game, as well as /po/'s next match against /bant/. But on the other side of the incident, Miata came down with an affliction known as "really ded". It would be a 10-on-10 football match, and the aggressive trade between the two would help force the game to a 1-1 finish. Amusingly, PES tried looking for a man of the match in this contest, but did not find one. After the draw and also /ck/'s destruction of /bant/, /po/ would be in third behind both /ck/ and /g/, barely ahead of /o/ on goal differential, and the team would move on to their next challenge of showing the sick /bant/ers how to endure paper cuts.

Unfortunately, two quick unanswered goals from /bant/ would come down on /po/, thus eliminating them from the Spring Babby Cup. It would only get worse as /ck/, already confirmed to rejoin the elites, drubbed /po/ 4-0. Only /his/ had a worse performance in this Megababby affair overall, and /po/ would drop to a 39th place finish.

The One True Rivalry

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/i/ - Slow Ass Bowl

There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat.

Eat shit, /i/. - The current /po/ manager

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Roster

Main article: /po/ Roster
No. Position Player
1
  GK
Cutting Mat
13
  CB
Sticky When?
6
  CB
Mountain Fold
9
  CB
Valley Fold
99
  LB
Moneygami
17
  RB
X-Acto
88
  DMF
>>>/pol/
25
  CMF
Pepakura
10
  CMF
1000 Cranes
8
  AMF
Paper Plane
11
  CF
Broken Printer Captain
No. Position Player
0
  GK
No Progress
90
  CB
Big Head Mode
12
  CB
Thick Card Stock
5
  LB
Graphig
69
  RB
Diagram Request
11
  DMF
Crease Pattern
3
  DMF
Kusudama
23
  CMF
Cubecraft
77
  CMF
Origami Dice
2
  AMF
PDO
23
  SS
Template
12
  CF
Tacky Glue

Reserves: /po/ Reserves and Academy

Match History

Cup Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
March 17, 2012 An icon.png /an/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-5 L X-Acto Goal 22'
Big Head Mode Goal 89'
March 17, 2012 An icon.png /an/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D X-Acto Goal 75'
October 13, 2012 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 D Paper Plane Goal 19'
October 13, 2012 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Paper Plane Goal 83'
October 19, 2012 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0 W Paper Plane Goal 84'
May 3, 2013 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-2 W Paper Goat Goal 26', 67'
Chapsy Goal 79'
May 5, 2013 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-2 D Paper Cut Goal 11'
Chapsy Goal 70'
May 11, 2013 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Moneygami Goal 16'
Paper Plane Goal 81'
May 18, 2013 X icon.png /x/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-3 L Paper Cut Goal 43'
August 16, 2013 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 5-0 W Paper Cut Goal 13', 25', 88'
Moneygami Goal 32'
Paper Plane Goal 43'
August 18, 2013 H icon.png /h/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 0-0 D
August 24, 2013 A icon.png /a/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 0-5 L
November 15, 2013 C icon.png /c/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-4 L Chapsy Goal 10'
November 17, 2013 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-3 L
November 23, 2013 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1 L
April 4, 2014 Y icon.png /y/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W
video link 		Template Goal 20'
Chapsy Goal 57'
April 6, 2014 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-3 L
video link
April 18, 2014 N icon.png /n/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-0 W
video link 		Chapsy Goal 55'
MoneygamiGoal 58'
Paper Cut Goal 60', 89'
April 19, 2014 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L
video link 		Paper Goat Goal 67'
April 26, 2014 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L
video link 		Paper Plane Goal 41'
Paper Goat Goal 51'
July 19, 2014 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D
video link 		Paper Plane Goal 22'
July 25, 2014 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 2-0 W
video link 		Paper Cut Goal 44'
Template Goal 90+'
July 27, 2014 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 0-0 D
August 2, 2014 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-3 L Moneygami Goal 34'
February 13, 2015 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 0-3 L
February 15, 2015 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 0-2 L
February 21, 2015 B icon.png /b/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 W Moneygami Goal 19', 40'
April 25, 2015 O icon.png /o/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-4 L Paper Plane Goal 39', 90+'
April 26, 2015 Y icon.png /y/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Paper Plane Goal 8'
May 2, 2015 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W PDO Goal 88'
X-Acto Goal 90+'
April 10, 2015 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Paper Plane Goal 22'
October 24, 2015 H icon.png /h/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-0 D
October 25, 2015 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L 1,000 Cranes Goal 19'
November 6, 2015 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0 W Moneygami Goal 23'
X-Acto Goal 69'
November 8, 2015 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-6 L X-Acto Goal 44'
April 15, 2016 I icon.png /i/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-3 D 1000 Cranes Goal 26', 45+3'
Paper Plane Goal 39'
April 16, 2016 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-4 L Graphig Goal 10'
1000 Cranes Goal 35'
X-Acto Goal 49'
April 17, 2016 O icon.png /o/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-2 L Template Goal 32'
October 8, 2016 Y icon.png /y/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-1 W 1000 Cranes Goal 89', 90+2'
October 8, 2016 T icon.png /t/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-3 D X-Acto Goal 43'
1,000 Cranes Goal 45+2', 83'
October 8, 2016 Co icon.png /co/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 4-2 W 1,000 Cranes Goal 15', 23', 44', 74'
October 28, 2016 Out icon.png /out/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-4 L 1,000 Cranes Goal 45+0', 84'
Crease Pattern Goal 76'
October 30, 2016 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0 W 1,000 Cranes Goal 54'
November 5, 2016 A icon.png /a/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L 1,000 Cranes Goal 90+3'
May 12, 2017 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 77' Graphig
Goal 83' Paper Plane
May 14, 2017 T icon.png /t/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 11' Paper Plane
Goal 83' Diagram Request
May 20, 2017 P icon.png /p/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-2 L
May 27, 2017 G icon.png /g/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 9' Paper Plane
Goal 34' X-Acto
July 28th, 2017 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 3-3 D Goal 5', 87' 1,000 Cranes
Goal 56' Moneygami
July 30th, 2017 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 0-0 D
August 5th, 2017 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 2-4 L Goal 17' 1,000 Cranes
Goal 78' Moneygami
October 27th, 2017 X icon.png /x/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 37' Moneygami
Goal 90+5' 1,000 Cranes
October 29th, 2017 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-5 L Goal 90+3' 1,000 Cranes
November 4th, 2017 C icon.png /c/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 40' X-Acto
Goal 53' Broken Printer
May 5th, 2018 G icon.png /g/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-4 L Goal 59', 84', 86' Broken Printer
May 6th, 2018 O icon.png /o/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Goal 8' Cubecraft
May 12th, 2018 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-2 L
May 18th, 2018 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-4 L
July 9th, 2021 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-4 L Goal 37', 80' Broken Printer
July 17th, 2021 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-1 W Goal 45+2', 90+1' (pen.) Moneygami
July 25th, 2021 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2021 4chan World Cup 1-3 L Goal 90+2' 1000 Cranes

Friendly Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
April 14, 2012 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 4-0 L
May 16, 2012 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Paper Plane Goal 69'
June 9, 2012 K icon.png /k/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Paper Plane Goal 67'
September 2, 2012 X icon.png /x/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D X-Acto Goal 88'
September 15, 2012 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L X-Acto Goal 14'
September 22, 2012 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-2 W Paper Plane Goal 7', 55'
Big Head Mode Goal 79'
December 8, 2012 Ic icon.png /ic/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-0 L
April 7, 2013 G icon.png /g/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D X-Acto Goal 78'
April 7, 2013 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-0 W Paper Plane Goal 38'
X-Acto Goal 40'
Tacky Glue Goal 50'
Chapsy Goal 52'
June 7, 2014 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 5-2 L Paper Plane Goal 22'
Broken Printer Goal 29'
June 8, 2014 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 0-2 L

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
December 25, 2012 Int icon.png /int/ 2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16 3-0 W Paper Plane Goal 2', 17', 90+3'
December 25, 2012 H icon.png /h/ 2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals 2-2 W
(3-2) 		Paper Cut Goal 63', 84'
December 25, 2012 Y icon.png /y/ 2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals 2-1 L Paper Plane Goal 5'
December 25, 2012 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match 1-1 L
(3-5) 		Paper Plane Goal 25'
January 17, 2015 An icon.png /an/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 0-2 L
January 17, 2015 H icon.png /h/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Template Goal 64'
WE NEED A STICKY Goal 67'
February 27, 2015 T icon.png /t/ 2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals 2-1 L Paper Plane Goal 34'
August 22, 2015 M icon.png /m/ Lark's Madness 4-1 L 1000 Cranes Goal 25'

Honors

Downloads

Squad and formation

https://mega.nz/#!FwAm2BbS!IVUI5nnwK5HVNzYfJjbwcggPgGlRJpHCOy_YKduuPII (updated for Spring)

Aesthetics

https://mega.nz/#!UxYABaLT!KZmo9ZX-yqu_yKXQmdjBe4269f6DKSRfOIoWNorSyTQ (updated for Autumn)

Music

https://mega.nz/#!tcBjyabC!IjsTW8lZpnZA96MMY3dcUoh7PdbBnJUL1SD0ae6fAe0

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