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I'm not the original pixel kitfag, I got bored in /4ccg/ one day and made some kits (See /gd/ for instance).


Visit the [[User:Kitfag/Kits|Kits]] page if you give a shit.
== /aus/ ==
Will never be a real team or a fake team.
{{BoardInfobox3GH
|team= aus
|motto= Get fucked, get absolutely fucked.
|name= Australia
|date= January 26, 1788
|manager= Ange Postecoglou
|owner= Bob Hawke
|irl={{Anonymous|Underarm Deliveries Inc.}}
|scorer=>implying
|assister=>implying
|assists=>implying
|goals=>implying
|color1= 008751
|color2= FCD116
|ranking= >implying
|high_ranking= 1
|high_date= Every day of the fuckin' year
|low_ranking= >implying
|low_date= >Australia >not first
|w= 1788
|d= 0
|l= 1
|gf= ∞
|ga= 0
|win_home= Australia
|win_away= American Samoa
|win_score_home= 31
|win_score_away= 0
|win_date= 11 April, 2001
|lose_home= Italy
|lose_away= Australia
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_away= 0
|lose_date= 26 June, 2006
|first_home= Australia
|first_away= New Zealand
|first_score_home= 10
|first_score_away= 0
|first_date= 1924 or something
|captain= GAJ
|hex= FCD116
|color= Aussie Aussie Aussie Yellow
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
|a_title= Waltzing Matilda
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxM8XB61ZvU
|gh_title= Up There, Cazaly!
|althorn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKHpkB4wKd0
|altgh_title= Ciggy Butt Brain Remix (when Ciggy Butt Brain scores)
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=chFU8B1D2qA
|altgh2_title= The Mighty Gold Coast Suns (when GAJ scores)
|althorn3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjkrjYitgeA
|altgh3_title= I Am Australian (when /aus/ wins)
|althorn4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6H88w75ymI
|altgh4_title= Round the Twist Theme (when /aus/ wins by four or more goals)
|nickname=Cunts, Socceroos, Mates
}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=100 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Fuck Off We're Full|It is a widely known fact that Australia, despite being 98% deserted, is full and cannot accept refugees. Don't worry, they all play for /nauru/ and /christmasisland/}}}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Emu War|A dark time in Australian history, within the battlefields of Campion in 1932. We had to cede land to those cunts so we gave them the northern half of WA and said that they officially seceded :^)}}}}
{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Tassie Incest|It's a well established fact that everyone on the island of Tasmania is related and that incest is rampant. This is why they're all two-headed.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=00 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Cucktoria|Apparently, this SJW-infested Liberal/Green cuckhole is home to the most livable city in the world. Yeah, maybe if you're a cuck.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=63 |pos=RB |name={{tt|63*|RIP Phil Hughes 1988-2014 - Forever 63 not out ;_;7}}}}
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Vegemite|You pussies can't handle a tiny teaspoon? I slather that shit on my fucking toast.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=83 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|MCG SO BIG LEL|Poo Peeland likes to play their cricket on miniscule babby grounds. No wonder they made only 183 on the big boy pitch in Melbourne and ended up getting BTFO by the Baggy Greens.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Redback Spider|Little cunt likes to hide under the toilet seat and bite your arse when you go to take a shit...}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=14 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Ciggy Butt Brain|Damo's sick of having his lighter nicked by Darren, so now he plays wogball}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|GAJ|The GOAT of footy has changed codes now that he's never going to win another Brownlow (or a hip lel)}} {{Captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=57 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Based Tone|THANK YOU BASED TONE FOR STOPPING THE BOATS. LABOR BTFO}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=98 |pos=GK |name={{tt|QANTAS Choir|Implying these ads weren't the most based shit in the world}}}}
{{sq player |no=42 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Boiling Seatbelt|You want to go for a drive mate? Hi, I'm the seatbelt buckle, and FUCK YOU is my middle name}}}}
{{sq player |no=73 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Pete Evans|What the fuck is an activated almond? Homemade coconut? Cultured vegies? /fit/ doesn't even know what the fuck you're on about.}}}}
{{sq player |no=67 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Harold Holt|He just went for a dip in the Portsea waters and never returned...}}}}
{{sq player |no=2000 |pos=CB |name={{tt|NOT HAPPY JAN|You didn't put an ad in the Yellow Pages?!}}}}
{{sq player |no=ice |pos=CB |name={{tt|Noice|Noice Noice Noice Noice Noice}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB |name={{tt|High Fire Danger Rating|It's the second-lowest rating, don't worry mate. Fire up the barbie and call me when it's Catastrophic}}}}
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Dingo Ate My Baby|In 1980, Azaria Chamberlain went missing near Uluru. It took until 2012 for it to actually be determined that the dingoes really did get her, but not before The Simpsons, Seinfeld and Frasier made their jokes about it.}}}}
{{sq player |no=37 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Adam Goodes|You're not allowed to boo him, it will be construed as racist.}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|FilthyFrank|He's part Australian, that counts r-right?}}}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|A.O. Neville|He was a good Chief Protector he didn't no nothing. On a side note, don't watch Rabbit Proof Fence and don't read No Sugar}}}}
{{sq player |no=06 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Crikey|;_;7}}}}
{{sq end}}
===/aus/ reserves===
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=W |pos=GK |name={{tt|Gina Rinehart|She has proven herself to be a worthy reserve keeper. She doesn't actually do any keeping though, she just puts piles of money in the goalmouth.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=H |pos=LB |name={{tt|Fucked Timezones|Okay, it's daylight savings Start in NSW. Go north into Queensland and turn your watch back an hour. Now, go west and, depending on which state you enter, you'll either turn your watch back a half-hour, or forward a half-hour. Wait, what?}}}}
{{sq start player |no=O |pos=CB |name={{tt|/gong/|WOLLONGONG PRIDE WORLDWIDE}}}}
{{sq start player |no=G |pos=CB |name={{tt|Cork Hat|What's the purpose of the corks? Some say it's to attract sheilas. Some say it can scare those solicitors, or get you a free tinny. No, all it does it keep the flies away.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=I |pos=RB |name={{tt|Skippy|*chk chk chk* What's that, Skip? Dusty got out of the cupboard?}}}}
{{sq start player |no=V |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Whirling Derfish|Hey, remember that episode of Round the Twist where Bronson swallowed a fish and his penis turned into a propeller, making him the greatest swimmer ever?}}}}
{{sq start player |no=E |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Booting|The tough-but-fair punishment given to delinquents who mess with Australia, and one of the country's proudest traditions. Those who disparage the boot will be given the boot.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=S |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Boxing Kangaroo|The GOAT sporting flag}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=A |pos=CF |name={{tt|Upside Down|(^: oɐɯl ʎʎɐ}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=F |pos=CF |name={{tt|Tracy Grimshaw|Good evening, and welcome to A Current Affair. Tonight, we meet up with the 4chan Cup's worst commissioner...}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=L |pos=SS |name={{tt|Slip Slop Slap|Slip on a T-shirt, slop on some sunscreen, slap on a hat, and slurp some semen when the divegrass begins}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=Y |pos=GK |name={{tt|Coon Cheese|Wait, that's what they call it?}}}}
{{sq player |no=I |pos=GK |name={{tt|NBN|Australia's Internet speed is laughable. I'm not kidding, try playing on an Australian server, it is hell. Don't worry, the NBN will fix that}}}}
{{sq player |no=N |pos=LB |name={{tt|Golden Gaytime|It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own!}}}}
{{sq player |no=G |pos=CB |name={{tt|Just!|The illustrious tales of Andy Griffiths, a boy who went through many adventures. Such timeless classics include going to his sister's birthday party dressed as a gorilla, almost drowning in a sealed shower, and teaming up with his rubber ducky to avoid those two turds he shit out in the bath.}}}}
{{sq player |no=F |pos=CB |name={{tt|Neel Kolhatkar|GIVE US YA MONEY CUNT}}}}
{{sq player |no=U |pos=RB |name={{tt|Lubemobile|DATS FURDEEN FURDY FURDY-DOO}}}}
{{sq player |no=C |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Copycat from Ballarat|Went to school and got the strap}}}}
{{sq player |no=K |pos=CMF |name={{tt|The Project|FEATURING THE COMEDY GOLD INTERVIEW COMMENTS OF DAVE HU- never mind he quit...}}}}
{{sq player |no=T  |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Frankston Pissers|There's nothing that shouts good night out than you and your girlfriends pissing on the ground at a family relationship centre}}}}
{{sq player |no=B |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Finger up the Bum|This is not a legitimate tactic to put off your rugby opponents, but it does work when you're a Chilean divegrass player}}}}
{{sq player |no=Q |pos=CF |name={{tt|iSnack 2.0|The cheesy, younger brother of Vegemite who we shall never speak about.}}}}
{{sq player |no=H |pos=CF |name={{tt|Gum Trees|You might want to be careful when walking under them. Drop bear deaths have increased exponentially.}}}}
{{sq end}}

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