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|File:Ck_logo.png
|File:Ck_logo.png
|motto= We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
|motto= We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
|name= Food and Cooking
|name= Food & Cooking
|date= August, 2011
|date= August, 2011
|manager=
|manager=
|owner=  
|owner=  
|irl= {{Anonymous|AntacidCanada|!!bxgf5+DXvbZ}}
|caretaker={{Anonymous|KrispenWahsGhost}}
{{Anonymous|Bagel McJohnson|!!bgul/8wBRq0}}
|irl={{Anonymous|Managerless}}
|color1= 000000
|color1= 000000
|color2= FFFFFF
|color2= FFFFFF
|ranking= 7(<small>{{decrease|4}}</small>)
|bgcolor= 000000
|high_ranking= 2
|txtcolor= FFFFFF
|high_date= January, 2012
|ranking= 4 <small>({{increase|12}})</small>
|low_ranking= 30
|high_ranking= 1
|low_date= February, 2013
|high_date= February, 2023
|low_ranking= 52
|low_date= October, 2017
|scorer= Nachos
|scorer= Nachos
|goals= 56 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup
|goals= 65 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup
|captain = Nachos
|assister= Perfect Coffee
|w= 34
|assists= 36
|d= 9
|captain = Perfect Coffee
|l= 26
|w= 66
|gf=134
|d= 23
|ga=110
|l= 73
|gf=306
|ga=328
|win_home= ck
|win_home= ck
|win_away= a
|win_away= a
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|first_score_away= 0
|first_score_away= 0
|first_date= August 6, 2011
|first_date= August 6, 2011
|elite_cup_appearances= 9
|elite_cup_appearances= 20
|first_elite_appearance= [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|first_elite_appearance= [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_result= 2nd
|best_elite_result= <span style="color:  #C0C0C0; font-size: 100%">2nd</span>
|best_elite_cup= [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_cup= [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances= 3
|babby_cup_appearances= 14
|first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_result= {{tt|7th|8th before Dragongate}}
|best_babby_result= 3rd
|best_babby_cup= [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_cup= [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|hex= FFCCOO
|hex= FFCC00
|color= Yellow
|color= Yellow
|anthem= youtu.be/ZcJjMnHoIBI?t=27s
|anthem= puu.sh/FvcCc.mp3
|a_title= Weird Al - Eat It, starts at 0:28
|a_title= Iron Chef Theme
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIHB7LGJsVg#t=17s
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiHmiZQNgL4#t=17
|gh_title= Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe
|gh_title= Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe
|altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM
|altgh1_title= Deenz - talking 'bout /deenz/
|altgh2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsFI40bXROs
|altgh2_title= al/ck/oholic  - I'M OK, Little Big
|nickname= ro/ck/stars
|nickname= ro/ck/stars
|kithome=Ckhome abc2014.png
|kithome=Ckhome-2016sc.png
|kitaway=Ckaway-2016sc.png
|kit3=Ckthird-2016sc.png
|home_ground=Benuldy's Pub
}}
}}


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==Roster==
==Roster==


:''Main article: [[/ck/ Roster]].''
:''Main article: [[/ck/ Roster]].''


{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Cast-Iron Skillet }}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Cast-Iron Skillet}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=>Beans In Chili }}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=LB |name="cooking" with Ja/ck/}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Vertical Recipes}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Vegan Hate}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Al/ck/oholic}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Do Americans really do this?}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=Alton Brown}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RB |name=Secret Ingredient:}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=Gordon Ramsay}}
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=DMF |name=Gordon Ramsay}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=Food Pics From Japan}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=Deenz}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=/ck/ Challenge}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=Perfect Cofffee {{captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=Perfect Coffee}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=Al/ck/oholic}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=Pink Himalayan Salt}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=AMF|name=Fastfood Autism}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=Nachos (Captain)}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=Surly King of the Eggfort}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=GK |name=>Tipping}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|Tipping}}}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=Fatty McAutism}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Cramming}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Vegan Shitstorm}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=-a Bayleaf}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Dessert Ramen}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=LB |name=Puer Lesbians}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=Shitty Roommate General}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=RB |name=Cringy Foodtubers}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=If I eat this, will I die?}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=Dodgy Streetfood}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF |name=Cock Sauce}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=DMF |name={{greentext|English <nowiki>''''Food''''</nowiki>}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=DMF |name=Masaokis}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=Mestre da 'Za}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Irish Stew Autist}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Beans in chili}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=R8 My Pizza}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=Cock Sauce}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=Fridge Ketchup}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=AMF |name=Pink Himalayan Salt}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=Cringy Youtube Chefs}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=Superior Nippon Nifu}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


==Exports==
==Exports==
For the Summer Cup 2015:  http://www.mediafire.com/download/afsk2ugm7me025d/Hot_Cheetos_and_takis.zip


*Pes 2015 Aesthetic Export : http://www.mediafire.com/download/pb90zxio7ecczzy/ck+Aesthetic+Export.rar
'''PES 2021'''
 
[https://mega.nz/file/dBxnCAqA#JcdnSNLuYdHN5owsiuFRxOFF7JQdoTXVwsyA9ABS4gY 10 year cask aged single board divegrass team]
 
[https://mega.nz/file/YcQGFbzB#RJXK524z0OHijITRCYJTYb-8uknekrWIwpCuo6zE1Jo preliminary aesthetics for summer 2021]
 
[https://mega.nz/file/gZZG2D4R#JqtcW1ct7AnK11Zv7Rc1ARKwmTfI5Mjl4vhEiEABtMc music export as of summer 2022]


*For the friendlies, use default tictacs and turn off subs.  Using ONLY THE STARTING 11 (those are the only 4cc legal players).
'''PES 2019'''


[https://mega.nz/file/YEYnGKDI#PUaPEIkRUYV7iN2wmcCW06uVU6RNKd0sdwxMlrg3kj0 winter 2021 still tactical quarantine al/ck/oholism]


[https://mega.nz/file/EcwyVRSY#bwANMK1F4oB4PRWU6wvp7I4f9fTFjuilrU52uRtYEsY Aesthetics Export as of Winter 2021]


'''2015 Winter Cup:''' : http://www.mediafire.com/download/c94s2muo7ohhhoa/Valentine_Chocolates.zip


FOR THE 2013 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip
[https://mega.nz/#!Yd4khIjA!NJ0f1BwEQD05raBEEWG4yn-2TB_wLNrLVcrjwoRyPnU springfriendly vs /wsg/ webmthread allstars]


'''PES 2018'''


[https://mega.nz/#!9RYHUQoI!oGTPE1NENmg0glE_JmCYAQUkQd2eb7R0y0mcRaPLRVM root vegetable soup and Kale smoothie]
[https://mega.nz/#!9YwFQS7Z!J0VzHCbh2QHd9yYwV7CMqsLyAcvW2w09RDGcrwGJ6Xs garnish autumn 2019]
'''Piss 2016 winter 2019'''
[https://mega.nz/#!cUoEgKTT!OCa_5yKk5f502fAHO31iMCW-EqE8yCPET7hHf8kNY_s winter 2019]
aesthetics soon
'''PES 2017'''
[https://mega.nz/#!lEZEjKIR!m5UlCmt4Cgh4sJkg8hzSpwhZw6-cDBJ701vxxmmB-jo it's Kale Season baby] <br>
[https://mega.nz/#!4AIC0C7Q!EJ5vfern-oTQlfRJjR-CcMUUzemaXyPauK7NnDEh3uE Latte Art of falling leaves]
'''Autumn 2016'''
Pumpkin Spiced Latte 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ce7jya5uudareow/TEXPORT00000011 <br>
Aesthetics: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fcjktbtq5sd7f23/The_Garnish.zip
*For the Summer Cup 2015 (Last PES15):  http://www.mediafire.com/download/afsk2ugm7me025d/Hot_Cheetos_and_takis.zip
*2015 Winter Cup: (Last PES14) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/c94s2muo7ohhhoa/Valentine_Chocolates.zip
*FOR THE 2013 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip


==Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem==
==Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem==
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== Results ==
== Results ==
 
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2011===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
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| align=center|3-0 L
| align=center|3-0 L
|<small></small>
|<small></small>
|}</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2012===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 5, 2012
| January 5, 2012
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| align=center|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|4-0 W
| align=center|4-0 W
|<small>Nachos{{goal|15||61||90+1|}}<br>Forcaccia{{goal|57|}}</small>
|<small>{{tt|Nachos|First registered hattrick in /ck/'s history}}{{goal|15||61||90+1|}}<br>Forcaccia{{goal|57|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 6, 2012
| January 6, 2012
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| align=center|3-3 D
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small>Fridge Ketchup{{goal|12|}}<br>Pink Himalayan Salt{{goal|55|}}<br>Nachos{{goal|85|}}</small>
|<small>Fridge Ketchup{{goal|12|}}<br>Pink Himalayan Salt{{goal|55|}}<br>Nachos{{goal|85|}}</small>
|}</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2013===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 9, 2013
| February 9, 2013
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|<small></small>
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 11, 2012
| May 11, 2013
| {{team away|lit}}
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group H|Group Stage SBC2013]]
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group H|Group Stage SBC2013]]
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| align=center|2-1 L
| align=center|2-1 L
|<small>Pink Himalayan Salt{{goal|19|}}</small>
|<small>Pink Himalayan Salt{{goal|19|}}</small>
|}</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2014===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 11, 2014  
| January 11, 2014  
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| April 26, 2014  
| April 26, 2014  
| {{team away|vg}}
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup##Round_of_16|Round of 16 SBC2014]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Round_of_16|Round of 16 SBC2014]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|<small></small>
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| July 18, 2014  
| July 18, 2014  
| {{team away|v}}
| {{team away|v}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup##Group_D|Group Stage SC2014]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SC2014]]
| align=center|0-2 L
| align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|<small></small>
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| July 20, 2014
| July 20, 2014
| {{team away|vg}}
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup##Group_D|Group Stage SC2014]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SC2014]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|44||}}</small>
|<small>Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|44||}}</small>
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| July 26, 2014  
| July 26, 2014  
| {{team away|h}}
| {{team away|h}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup##Group_D|Group Stage SC2014]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SC2014]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|<small></small>
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| October 18, 2014
| October 18, 2014
| {{team away|n}}
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage ABC2014]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Nachos {{goal|13||}}</small>
|<small>Nachos {{goal|13||}}</small>
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| October 19, 2014
| October 19, 2014
| {{team away|r9k}}
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage ABC2014]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|59||}}<br>Nachos {{goal|84||}}</small>
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|59||}}<br>Nachos {{goal|84||}}</small>
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| October 25, 2014
| October 25, 2014
| {{team away|a}}
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage ABC2014]]
| align=center|6-1 W
| align=center|6-1 W
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|6||65}}<br> Nachos {{goal|29||79}}<br> Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|23||40}}</small>
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|6||65}}<br> Nachos {{goal|29||79}}<br> Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|23||40}}</small>
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| November 2, 2014
| November 2, 2014
| {{team away|out}}
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage ABC2014]]
| align=center|4-1 L
| align=center|4-1 L
|<small>Irish Stew Autist {{goal|73}}</small>
|<small>Irish Stew Autist {{goal|73}}</small>
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| November 8, 2014
| November 8, 2014
| {{team away|vp}}
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|Round of 16 ABC2014]]
| align=center|2-1 L
| align=center|2-1 L
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|14}}</small>
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|14}}</small>
|}</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2015===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 13, 2015
| February 13, 2015
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|<small>Nachos{{goal|70|pen|90+}}</small>
|<small>Nachos{{goal|70|pen|90+}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 21, 2014
| February 21, 2015
| {{team away|hr}}
| {{team away|hr}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Group_C|Group Stage WC2015]]
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Group_C|Group Stage WC2015]]
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| align=center|4-3 L
| align=center|4-3 L
|<small>Nachos {{goal|3||69}}<br>Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|35}}</small>
|<small>Nachos {{goal|3||69}}<br>Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|35}}</small>
|}
|}</div>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2016===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 20, 2016
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup#Group_H|Group Stage WC2016]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|19||52}}<br> Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|64}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 26, 2016
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup#Group_H|Group Stage WC2016]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Nachos {{goal|31}}<br> Pink Himalayan Salt{{goal|35||56}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 28, 2016
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup#Group_H|Group Stage WC2016]]
| align=center|2-1 L
|<small>Nachos {{goal|59}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 5, 2016
| {{team away|an}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|Round of 16 WC2016]]
| align=center|4-3 L
|<small>Cock Sauce {{goal|29||}}<br>Nachos {{goal|75||89||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 5, 2016
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup#Group_A|Group Stage SC2016]]
| align=center|2-4 L
|<small>Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|40||}}<br>Nachos {{goal|90+4}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 7, 2016
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup#Group_A|Group Stage SC2016]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|11||}}<br>Nachos {{goal|74}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 12, 2016
| {{team away|v}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup#Group_A|Group Stage SC2016]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Nachos {{goal|5}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 29, 2016
| {{team away|toy}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage ABC2016]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|15}} <br> 'Go 'Za {{goal|77}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 4, 2016
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage ABC2016]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 6, 2016
| {{team away|i}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage ABC2016]]
| align=center|5-0 W
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|25||53||90+5}} <br> Gordon Ramsay {{goal|28}} <br> PHS {{goal|90+2}}</small>
|}</div>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2017===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 12, 2017
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SBC2017]]
| align=center|2-1 L
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|74}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 14, 2017
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SBC2017]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>British "Food" {{goal|86}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 20, 2017
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SBC2017]]
| align=center|3-1 L
|<small>'Go 'Za  {{goal|59}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2017
| {{team away|fa}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|21||53||81}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 14, 2017
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers]]
| align=center|0-4 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 15, 2017
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|19}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|64}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 27, 2017
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_D|Group Stage ABC2017]]
| align=center|1-6 L
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|37}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 29, 2017
| {{team away|p}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_D|Group Stage ABC2017]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|51}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 4, 2017
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_D|Group Stage ABC2017]]
| align=center|0-5 L
|<small></small>
|}</div>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2018===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 5, 2018
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage SBC2018]]
| align=center|3-1 W
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|7||80}} <br> Fridge Ketchup {{goal|73}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 6, 2018
| {{team away|bant}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage SBC2018]]
| align=center|4-0 W
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|27||83}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|31||79}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 18, 2018
| {{team away|po}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage SBC2018]]
| align=center|4-0 W
|<small>/Egg Fort {{goal|8}} <br> /ck/ Challenge {{goal|21||86}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|73}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 20, 2018
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_E|Group Stage SBC2018]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|21}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 26, 2018
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Round_of_16|Round of 16 SBC2018]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|27}} <br> /ck/ Challenge {{goal|67}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 27, 2018
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter-finals|Quarterfinals SBC2018]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|50}} <br> Fridge Ketchup {{goal|58}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 27, 2018
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup#Group_A|Group Stage SC2018]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Egg Fort {{goal|41}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|51}} <br> /ck/ Challenge {{goal|59}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 29, 2018
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup#Group_A|Group Stage SC2018]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>/ck/ Challenge {{goal|76}} <br> Fast Food Autism {{goal|77}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 4, 2018
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup#Group_A|Group Stage SC2018]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 27, 2018
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_F|Group Stage ABC2018]]
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|31}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|45+1}} <br> /ck/ Challenge {{goal|55}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 2, 2018
| {{team away|tv}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_F|Group Stage ABC2018]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 4, 2018
| {{team away|lgbt}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_F|Group Stage ABC2018]]
| align=center|4-0 W
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|39||67||84}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|90+6}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 10, 2018
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|Round of 16 ABC2018]]
| align=center|1-1<br>(6-5) L
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|90+1}}</small>
|}</div>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2019===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 16, 2019
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup#Group_E|Group Stage WC2019]]
| align=center|6-6 D
|<small> Pink Himalayan Salt {{goal|52}}<br> /ck/ Challenge {{goal|58}}<br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|66||90+4}} <br> Gordon Ramsay {{goal|77}} <br> Fast Food Autism {{goal|80}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 22, 2019
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup#Group_E|Group Stage WC2019]]
| align=center|4-4 D
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|45+2||73}}<br> Egg Fort {{goal|63||83}}<br> </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 24, 2019
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup#Group_E|Group Stage WC2019]]
| align=center|5-2 W
|<small>{{tt|Perfect Coffee|First double brace in /ck/'s history}} {{goal|4||26||70||89}} <br> Fast Food Autism {{goal|57}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 2, 2019
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup#Round_of_16|Round of 16 WC2019]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small> /ck/ challenge {{goal|5}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|56||100}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 3, 2019
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup#Quarter-Finals|Quarterfinals WC2019]]
| align=center|3-5 L
|<small>Perfect Coffee{{goal|55||69}} <br>Egg Fort {{goal|90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 19, 2019
| {{team away|toy}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SC2019]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Perfect Coffee{{goal|62}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 21, 2019
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SC2019]]
| align=center|0-0 D
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 27, 2019
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup#Group_D|Group Stage SC2019]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Surly King of the Egg Fort{{goal|15}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 26, 2019
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC2019]]
| align=center|1-3 L
| <small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|23}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 1, 2019
| {{team away|his}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC2019]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|58}}<br>Fast Food Autism {{goal|90+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 3, 2019
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC2019]]
| align=center|3-2 W
| <small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|38}}<br>Perfect Coffee {{goal|73||80}}</small>
|}</div>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2020===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 25, 2020
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_H|Group Stage SBC2020]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small> Fast Food Autism {{goal|6}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 1, 2020
| {{team away|m}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_H|Group Stage SBC2020]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 3, 2020
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_H|Group Stage SBC2020]]
| align=center|4-1 W
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|30||42}} <br> Al/ck/oholic {{goal|73}} <br> Deenz {{goal|81}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 9, 2020
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Round_of_16|Round of 16 SBC2020]]
| align=center|3-1 W
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|33||49}} <br> Deenz {{goal|82}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 1, 2020
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter_Finals|Quarterfinals SBC2020]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Vegan Hate {{goal|90+0}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 18, 2020
| {{team away|jp}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup#Group_G|Group Stage SC2020]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|74}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 24, 2020
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup#Group_G|Group Stage SC2020]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small> Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|38}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 26, 2020
| {{team away|biz}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup#Group_G|Group Stage SC2020]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|29}} <br> Perfect Coffee{{goal|58}} <br> Cock Clam Bukkake{{goal|65}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 1, 2020
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup#Round_of_16|Round of 16 SC2020]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>al/ck/oholic {{goal|40}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|}</div>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
===2021===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 29, 2021
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan Winter Cup#Group_A|Group Stage WC2021]]
| align=center|4-4 D
|<small> Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|17||37||72||90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 31, 2021
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan Winter Cup#Group_A|Group Stage WC2021]]
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small> Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|12||18}} <br> Al/ck/oholic {{goal|78}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 06, 2021
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan Winter Cup#Group_A|Group Stage WC2021]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|76}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 16, 2021
| {{team away|w}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup#Group_M|Group Stage World Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small> Nachos {{goal|28||67}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 24, 2021
| {{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup#Group_M|Group Stage World Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|41}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 1, 2021
| {{team away|fa}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup#Group_M|Group Stage World Cup]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 22, 2021
| {{team away|aco}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_B|Group Stage ABC2021]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|6||36}} <br> Surly King of the Eggfort{{goal|12}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 30, 2021
| {{team away|an}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_B|Group Stage ABC2021]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small> Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|63}} <br> Gordon Ramsay {{goal|78}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 5, 2021
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_B|Group Stage ABC2021]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Perfect Coffee{{goal|53}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 5, 2021
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group_B|Group Stage ABC2021]]
| align=center|1-5 L
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort{{goal|42}}</small>
|}</div>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible">
===2022===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 30, 2022
| {{team away|toy}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup #Group F|Group Stage SBC2022]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort{{goal|34||57}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 6, 2022
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup #Group F|Group Stage SBC2022]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small> Gordon Ramsay{{goal|23}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|29}} <br> Surly King of the Eggfort{{goal|51}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 14, 2022
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup #Group F|Group Stage SBC2022]]
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small> Al/ck/oholic{{goal|6}} <br> Perfect Coffee {{goal|48}} <br> Surly King of the Eggfort{{goal|61}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 20, 2022
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup #Group F|Group Stage SBC2022]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small> Fast Food Autism{{goal|90+3}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 21, 2022
| {{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup #Round_of_16|Round of 16 SBC2022]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small> Fast Food Autism{{goal|62}} <br> Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|85}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 22, 2022
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup #Quarter_Finals|Quarterfinals SBC2022]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 29, 2022
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup #Group_D|Group Stage SC2022]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small> Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|53}} <br> Al/ck/oholic {{goal|64}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 31, 2022
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup #Group_D|Group Stage SC2022]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small> Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|64||85}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 6, 2022
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup #Group_D|Group Stage SC2022]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small> Perfect Coffee{{goal|19}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|November 5, 2022
|{{team away|f}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Group_E|Group Stage ABC2022]]
|align=center|0-0 D
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 11, 2022
|{{team away|h}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Group_E|Group Stage ABC2022]]
|align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|36}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 13, 2022
|{{team away|w}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Group_E|Group Stage ABC2022]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|79}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 19, 2022
|{{team away|vr}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Round_of_16|Round of 16 ABC2022]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|76}}</small>
|}</div>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible">
===2023===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|January 28, 2023
|{{team away|d}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup #Group_E|Group Stage WC2023]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|38||54}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 3, 2023
|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup #Group_E|Group Stage WC2023]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|9}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 5, 2023
|{{team away|n}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup #Group_E|Group Stage WC2023]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|44||90+3}} <br>Fast Food Autism {{goal|59}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 11, 2023
|{{team away|pw}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup #Round_of_16|Round of 16 WC2023]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Deenz {{goal|45}}<br>Al/ck/oholic {{goal|32||78}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 12, 2023
|{{team away|biz}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup #Quarter_Finals|Quarterfinals WC2023]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Al/ck/oholic {{goal|51}}<br>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|39}} <br>Mecha Bobo {{owngoal|19}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 12, 2023
|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup #Semi_Finals|Semifinals WC2023]]
|align=center|2-3 L (AET)
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|7}} <br>YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS {{owngoal|90+4}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 12, 2023
|{{team away|cm}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup #Third_Place_Match|Third Place Match WC2023]]
|align=center|4-3 W (AET)
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|30||60}} <br>Fast Food Autism {{goal|81||110}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 28, 2023
|{{team away|tv}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Summer Cup #Group_C|Group Stage SC2023]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Perfect Coffee {{goal|19||}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 30, 2023
|{{team away|vp}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Summer Cup #Group_C|Group Stage SC2023]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|90+1||}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|August 5, 2023
|{{team away|a}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Summer Cup #Group_C|Group Stage SC2023]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|35||39||}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 27, 2023
|{{team away|vt}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Group_A|Group Stage ABC2023]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|36}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 29, 2023
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Group_A|Group Stage ABC2023]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|35||}}<br>Fast Food Autism {{goal|27||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 4, 2023
|{{team away|vmg}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Group_A|Group Stage ABC2023]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Fast Food Autism {{goal|90+4||}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 11, 2023
|{{team away|int}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Round_of_16|Round of 16 ABC2023]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|7||32||}} <br>Fast Food Autism {{goal|85||}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 12, 2023
|{{team away|biz}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Quarter_Finals|Quarterfinals ABC2023]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|68||}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 12, 2023
|{{team away|sci}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Semi_Finals|Semifinals ABC2023]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 12, 2023
|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup #Third_Place_Match|Third Place Match ABC2023]]
|align=center|2-1 W (AET)
|<small>Surly King of the Eggfort {{goal|40||}} <br>Fast Food Autism {{goal|105||}} </small>
|}</div>


==Team History==
==Team History==
:''For earlier history: [[/ck/ History]]''
:''For earlier history: [[/ck/ History]]''


===2015 4chan Winter Cup===
===2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup===
At first, the group stage draw appeared to place /ck/ in a troublesome group, namely because of /b/ (2014 Autumn Babby Cup winners) and /hr/ (2014 Summer Cup finalists). /po/ would be the first opponent, and /ck/ had no trouble in a 3-0 win against them. Up next was /b/, a team that looked strong initially, but fell apart in the second half. A penalty kick was given to /ck/, and Nachos didn't waste it, bringing /ck/ to a 1-1 draw. This was not enough for a hero like Nachos, and he got another goal at the last minute to get a 2-1 win that confirmed /ck/'s qualification to the round of 16, and the 2015 Summer Cup. Suddenly, /ck/ could relax and /hr/ took advantage of the moment in a vital 4-2 win that got /hr/ to take second place in the group.
After a few team revivals and autopilots, this cup was set up as a {{tt|Megababby|F O R M A T L O C K E D}}, which allowed /ck/ to avoid playing in the qualifiers and participate as the lowest pot 4 team. The ro/ck/stars were drawn in Group E along with /g/, /o/, /po/ and /bant/. After a disastrous year, people's expectations on /ck/ were minimal. However, a 3-1 win against /o/ and a 4-0 blowout against /bant/ during the first weekend caught everyone by surprise. Then, another 4-0 win, this time against /po/, secured /ck/'s spot in the next elite cup and resparked the light of both fans and followers around. Despite losing their last group stage match 1-2 against /g/ and missing the Mustard Race, /ck/ topped their group for the first time since Summer 15. /sp/ was drawn as /ck/'s opponent for the RO16 game and after tense game, /ck/ emerged victorious with a 2-1 result. This meant their first knockout win in more than 3 years (the previous KO win was against /lit/ in Winter 15). However, the next day the run ended after the entire team choked on the pre-game catering and the few survivors lost 3-2 against /vg/. Despite this, with their best result in three years, /ck/ went on to the 2018 Summer Cup with optimism for the first time in years.
 
===2018 4chan Summer cup===
In their long awaited return to the Elites, /ck/ saw themselves matched up against defending champions and perennial powerhouses /u/, consistently elite /gd/, and /r9k/. Few people expected /ck/ to stand a chance.
But things started off perfectly of the ro/ck/stars, as the Surly King of The Eggfort scored the opening goal of the cup, and 2 more goals from the Perfect Coffee and /ck/ Challenge saw /ck/ overcome the lesbians 3-2. But all the euphoria and momentum that had seemed to develop around this team was squashed quickly as a disastrous start to their 2nd match against /r9k/ saw them down by 3 goals at half time. An inspired 2nd half performance with goals from /ck/ Challenge and Fast Food Autism saw /ck/ on the verge of snatching a draw from the jaws of defeat, but it was all for naught as they fell to a crushing 3-2 defeat. This still left /ck/ with a chance to qualify for the knockouts with a win over /gd/, but the chefs fell to a heartbreaking 3-0 defeat capped off in true /ck/ fashion by a Hoppy Hipster Piss own goal. This meant a return to the all to familiar Babbies and the Autumn Babby Cup.
 
===2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup===
The return to the Babbies saw /ck/ get drawn with /out/, /tv/, and /lgbt/ in Group F. And /ck/ started their promotion campaign of on the right foot, as they lead 3-1 in the 2nd half of their opening match against /out/ with goals from Fast Food Autism, Perfect Coffee and /ck/ challenge, but a late Want some Chips brace meant /ck/ had to settle for a draw. Undeterred, the ro/ck/stars went on to face /tv/ in their second match of the groupstages, but fell in a scrappy 1-0 defeat in a close match. /out/ now had to beat /lgbt/, who had just clobbered /out/ 4-0. But behind a hat trick from Fast Food Autism and a goal from Perfect Coffee /ck/ never let the Legbutts rest and served up a 4-0 win of their own. This was enough to see /ck/ advance to the knockouts, and more importantly, the 2019 Winter Cup.
In the Round of 16 /ck/ got drawn against /mu/, and looked the sure victor of the match as Perfect Coffee scored the 0-1 for /ck/ in the 91st minute. With the match all but over, Cast Iron Skillet simply needed to blast the ball upfield to seal the win, but [https://implyingrigged.info/w/images/3/31/Spaghetti_ABC18.webm disaster struck] as Skillet tried to shortpass it to English Food, who just watched the ball roll past him to Jeff Mangum, who blasted it into the open net. Extra time ended with no further goals, but once again /ck/ had victory in their grasp and just needed Fast Food Autism to score the final penalty, but he missed, and after another miss by Pink Himalayan Salt /ck/ was eliminated from the knockouts.
 
===2019 Winter Cup===
The 2019 Winter cup proved to be one of the craziest tournaments for /ck/ ever. Throwing /ck/ against many familiar foes from their recent past, the draw saw /ck/ matched up with /gd/ and /r9k/ yet again, as well as /mu/, who had just beaten them in the Babby knockouts. No one could have known what was about to happen in one of the craziest group stages ever.
At first though, it seemed that /ck/ had returned to their bumbling 2017 self as /r9k/ ran up the score on them, leading 4-0 at the half. Even after /ck/ pulled one back through Pink Himalayan Salt they instantly replied for the 5pa1n in the 54th minute. What followed can only be described as a miracle and one of the greatest comebacks in 4cc history. Refusing to go down, /ck/ rallied and by the 80th minute /ck/ had drawn 5-5 with goals from /ck/ Challenge, Perfect Coffee, Gordon Ramsay and Fast Food Autism. But it all seemed for naught as /r9k/ struck a dagger in injury time to make it 6-5. However, the ro/ck/stars rallied for one last attack, and a Perfect Coffee strike from just outside the box, leveling the score at 6-6.
There was no time to breathe though as a rematch with /mu/ saw back and forth action with /ck/ scoring 4 more goals with braces from Fast Food Autism and The Surly King of The Eggfort. Sadly, /mu/ broke /ck/'s heart once again with a late equalizer to make it 4-4. The match got an homage in form of [https://implyingrigged.info/w/images/b/b5/Ckmu44.png this drawing].
/ck/ needed to win their next match against /gd/ to advance to RO16. With 4-goal haul from Perfect Coffee, including two direct FKs, and a Fast Food Autism Goal, /ck/ secured a much-needed win, taking a 5-2 victory and qualifying to the Elite Knockout stage for the first time since the 2016 Winter Cup.
And once again /ck/ got matched up with a familiar foe and the Cup favorite in /u/. However, /ck/ took a 2-goal lead with /ck/ Challenge and Perfect Coffee scoring a goal each. Madokami, /u/'s stellar goalkeeper, denied further goals with an outstanding performance, making innumerable saves. While this allowed /u/ to come back into the game, taking it to ET with 2 goals from Homucifer, the chefs were not deterred and Perfect Coffee struck again in extra time to win it for /ck/.
The quarterfinals saw the ro/ck/stars matched up with a /gd/ squad up for vengeance after their beatdown in the group stage, and 3 goals were not enough to see /ck/ advance to the top 4 as they fell 3-5 to eventual cup winners /gd/, carried by 5 goals from Kerning.


From here, /ck/ seemed to be on a straight path to glory, with two wins in a row in the knockout rounds. For the first time since the 2012 Winter Cup, /ck/ was in the top 4 of a major 4chan cup. Unfortunately, their offense shot blanks in the semi final against /h/, but regardless of that, /ck/ happily took 3rd place after a strong 4-1 win over /lit/ in the 3rd place playoff.
===2019 Summer Cup===
Having made a top 8 finish for the first time in recent history, things were looking good as /ck/ geared up for the 2019 Summer cup. The group draw saw them matched with /toy/ and /y/ and the lesbians of /u/ yet again. Things got off to a poor start with /ck/ falling to promoted /toy/ as a momentary equaliser by Perfect Coffee was not enough to stem the tide in an eventual 3-1 defeat. In their next matchup against /u/ the chefs failed to replicate their recent success over the pure lesbians and struggled to a goalless draw. This left /ck/ with a very minimal shot at the Round of 16 going up against /y/, but nothing would stick and after a 1-1 draw the ro/ck/stars where forced into relegation again.


===2015 4chan Summer Cup===
===2019 Autumn Babby Cup===
Following such a strong performance in the previous cup, /ck/ had some pressure going into this season. In their first match of the season, /m/ tried to win with possession, but their finishing was lackluster in comparison to /ck/'s 10 shots on target as the latter won 3-1. The next match was more even, but /hr/'s defense couldn't cope with /ck/'s offense as they lost 3-2. This result, along with the combination of other matches meant that /ck/ survived the group stage with one match remaining. The team relaxed, but perhaps they got too comfortable in the next two matches. /cm/ suddenly came to life against /ck/ in a shocking 3-0 win for the former, and this just happened to be enough to send /cm/ into the Round of 16. This lead to {{tt|/hr/ fans|possibly their former managers and no one else}} claiming that /ck/ threw the match, but there was no proof to that.  
The magic of the hat saw it fit to reunite /ck/ yet again with some of their most recent opponents in /mu/ and /out/, as well as a new matchup against the /his/torians. Bit yet again the /mu/sicians proved to be the perfect foil for /ck/ as they overcame an early Perfect Coffee goal to win 1-3 in the end. /ck/'s fortunes did not improve as their first matchup with /his/ ended in another defeat, this time with a score of 2-3. This left /ck/ with nothing but to fight off being sent to the fetus for the 2nd time in their history. This they at least managed, beating /out/ 3-2 with a Perfect Coffee Brace and a goal from Fast Food Autism.
Now /ck/ awaits their next challenge in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup as they seek to overturn their recent run of bad form.


Afterwards, /ck/'s offense woke up against /b/, but their defense didn't, and while they were able to score 3 goals in a match again, this wasn't enough against /b/, who won 4-3. This elimination was surprising early for /ck/, and on top of that, /b/ went on to win in their quarterfinals match, making them the first team to break the /ck/ curse.
===2020 Spring Babby Cup===
TBD
 
===2020 Summer Cup===
TBD


==Rivalries==
==Rivalries==
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| '''[[/fit/|The Nutrition Derby]]'''<br/>
| '''[[/fit/|The Nutrition Derby]]'''<br/>
This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1.
This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1. However /fit/ got their revenge in the 2016 Summer Cup with a 3-2 victory, which included two goals from /fit/ after 85'. They faced once again in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, let's just say the kitchen caught on fire that day...
|-  
|-  
|  style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>4-1-1</b>
|  style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>4-1-3</b>
|}
|}
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!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Goals
!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Goals
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Nachos
| align=center|Nachos* **
| align=center|'''56*'''
| align=center|'''65*'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Perfect Coffee
| align=center|'''51'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{tt|Surly King of the Egg Fort|Previously named Egg Fort}}
| align=center|'''45'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fast Food Autism
| align=center|'''38'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Pink Himalayan Salt
| align=center|Pink Himalayan Salt
| align=center|'''29'''
| align=center|'''34'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Perfect Coffee
| align=center|/ck/ Challenge**
| align=center|'''14'''
| align=center|'''19'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|/ck/ Challenge
| align=center|Al/ck/oholic
| align=center|'''7'''
| align=center|'''8'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Masaokis
| align=center|Gordon Ramsay
| align=center|'''4'''
| align=center|'''5'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Forcaccia**
| align=center|Forcaccia**
| align=center|'''4'''
| align=center|'''4'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Alton Brown
| align=center|Masaokis**
| align=center|'''3'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fridge Ketchup
| align=center|'''3'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Deenz
| align=center|'''3'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Alton Brown**
| align=center|'''2'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'Go 'Za**
| align=center|'''2'''
| align=center|'''2'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Irish Stew Autist
| align=center|{{tt|Cock Sauce|Previously named Sriracha}}
| align=center|'''1'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Vegan Hate
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''1'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Sriracha
| align=center|Cock Clam Bukkake**
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''1'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Gordon Ramsay
| align=center|{{greentext|English """Food"""}}
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''1'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fridge Ketchup
| align=center|Irish Stew Autist**
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''1'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
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*[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]: 3rd Place
*[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]: 3rd Place
*[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]: 3rd Place
*[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]: 3rd Place
*[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]: 3rd Place
*[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]: 3rd Place
==Individual Honors==
==Individual Honors==
*[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]: Nachos - Golden Boot  
*[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]: Nachos - Golden Boot  
*[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars
*[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars
*[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]: Cast-Iron Skillet - Golden Glove
==Awards==
==Awards==
*[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]: Best Dressed
*[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]: Best Dressed
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**/vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup  
**/vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup  
**/h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup  
**/h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup  
**This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup
**/an/ in the 2016 Winter Cup
**/vg/ in the 2018 Spring Babby Cup
**/wg/ in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup
**This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup and /gd/ in the 2019 Winter Cup


*/ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.
*/ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.


*So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper and that has been played in two cups.  
*So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper that has been played in five cups (Summer 13, Winter 15, Autumn 16 and Spring 18, Autumn 18).
 
*/ck/ scored the 2400th official goal of the cup (Nachos in Autumn 14 against /n/) and also "scored" the 5000th official goal (Will I die? own goal against /toy/ in Autumn 16).


*/ck/ has finished in the top 3 of elite cups more than any other team.
*/ck/ holds along with /r9k/ the current record for the highest scoring draw (6-6 in Winter 19)


*/ck/ has participated in every Elite Cup along with /x/ and /mu/
*Currently the highest amount of goals scored by a player on a single is 4 (Perfect Coffee vs /gd/ during the 2019 Winter Cup, Surly King of the Egg Fort vs /n/ during the 2021 Winter Cup)


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Latest revision as of 04:08, 12 October 2024

/ck/
We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
Ck logo.png
/ck/ - Food & Cooking
Founded August, 2011
Caretaker KrispenWahsGhost
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color FFCC00
Yellow
Ranking 4 (increase 12)
Highest rank 1 (February, 2023)
Lowest rank 52 (October, 2017)
Top scorer Nachos (65 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup)
Top assister Perfect Coffee (36)
Captain Perfect Coffee
Website /ck/ - Food & Cooking
Nickname ro/ck/stars
Home ground Benuldy's Pub
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
66 23 73 162 40.74%
GF GA GD
306 328 -22
Biggest win
/ck/ Ck icon.png 6–1 A icon.png /a/
October 25, 2014
Biggest defeat
/hm/ Hm icon.png 7–2 Ck icon.png /ck/
February 17, 2013
First match
/ck/ Ck icon.png 1–0 Soc icon.png /soc/
August 6, 2011
Elite Cup
Appearances 20 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 2nd, 2011 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 14 (First in 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result 3rd, 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Iron Chef Theme

Goal horn Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe
Alternate goal horn Deenz - talking 'bout /deenz/
Alternate goal horn al/ck/oholic - I'M OK, Little Big
Kits
Home kit Ckhome-2016sc.png
Away kit Ckaway-2016sc.png
Third kit Ckthird-2016sc.png


/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team is built on their ability to pasta ball and serve up tasteful shots into the back of the net. Using their classic Fire, Knives, and Dead Things strategy, /ck/'s frontline has become legendary for their ability to work together in an aromatic medley of offensive pressure, and a defense able to put a lid on several of the toughest teams in the 4chan Cup. So grab a seat, either in the booth or at the bar, and put your napkins on your lap, because if /ck/ is playing, you're in for a culinary experience!

Roster

Main article: /ck/ Roster.
No. Position Player
1
  GK
Cast-Iron Skillet
2
  LB
"cooking" with Ja/ck/
3
  CB
Vegan Hate
4
  CB
Do Americans really do this?
5
  RB
Secret Ingredient:
21
  DMF
Gordon Ramsay
6
  CMF
Deenz
9
  AMF
Perfect Cofffee Captain
8
  AMF
Al/ck/oholic
11
  AMF
Fastfood Autism
10
  CF
Surly King of the Eggfort
No. Position Player
12
  CB
>Tipping
13
  CB
Cramming
14
  CB
-a Bayleaf
15
  LB
Puer Lesbians
16
  RB
Cringy Foodtubers
17
  DMF
Dodgy Streetfood
7
  DMF
>English ''''Food''''
18
  CMF
Mestre da 'Za
19
  CMF
>Beans in chili
20
  CMF
Cock Sauce
22
  AMF
Pink Himalayan Salt
23
  AMF
Superior Nippon Nifu

Exports

PES 2021

10 year cask aged single board divegrass team

preliminary aesthetics for summer 2021

music export as of summer 2022

PES 2019

winter 2021 still tactical quarantine al/ck/oholism

Aesthetics Export as of Winter 2021


springfriendly vs /wsg/ webmthread allstars

PES 2018

root vegetable soup and Kale smoothie

garnish autumn 2019


Piss 2016 winter 2019

winter 2019

aesthetics soon


PES 2017

it's Kale Season baby
Latte Art of falling leaves


Autumn 2016

Pumpkin Spiced Latte 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ce7jya5uudareow/TEXPORT00000011
Aesthetics: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fcjktbtq5sd7f23/The_Garnish.zip


Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem

Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]

Kits

Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively


The home kit for /ck/ by Omaar (revised by Vaughan) The home GK kit for /ck/ by Omaar (revised by AntacidCanada


Away kits.


The away kit for /ck/ by Omaar (revised by AntacidCanada The GK away kit for /ck/ by AntacidCanada



Results

2011

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August, 2011 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 W ???
August, 2011 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 5-2 W ???
August, 2011 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 W ???
August, 2011 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 3-3
(7-6) W
???
August, 2011 A icon.png /a/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 L
August, 2011 A icon.png /a/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 3-0 L

2012

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 5, 2012 O icon.png /o/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 W NachosGoal 15'61'90+1'
ForcacciaGoal 57'
January 6, 2012 G icon.png /g/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 1-0 W NachosGoal 71'
January 7, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 L
January 8, 2012 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 2-2
(4-2) W
ForcacciaGoal 16'
Tikka MasalaGoal 39'
January 8, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 3-2 W ForcacciaGoal 30'75'
SukiyakiGoal 79'
January 8, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 L
February 25, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-3 D ???
March 3, 2012 B icon.png /b/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 L ???
April 14, 2012 3 icon.png /3/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 L
April 21, 2012 N icon.png /n/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-1 L MasaokisGoal 6'
June 9, 2012 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-3 D NachosGoal 18'
MasaokisGoal 63'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 82'
July 13, 2012 Jp icon.png /jp/ Group Stage SC2012 3-3 D MasaokisGoal 26'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 42'48'
July 14, 2012 Co icon.png /co/ Group Stage SC2012 3-2 W NachosGoal 6'61'88'
July 15, 2012 Tv icon.png /tv/ Group Stage SC2012 4-1 L NachosGoal 67'
August 19, 2012 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W NachosGoal 23'39'87'
September 15, 2012 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 4-0 W NachosGoal 8'65'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 82'90+2'
September 22, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 L MasaokisGoal 23'
December 22, 2012 B icon.png /b/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 3-3 D Fridge KetchupGoal 12'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 55'
NachosGoal 85'

2013

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 9, 2013 V icon.png /v/ Group Stage WC2013 3-0 L
February 15, 2013 D icon.png /d/ Group Stage WC2013 4-1 L NachosGoal 22' (pen)
February 17, 2013 Hm icon.png /hm/ Group Stage WC2013 7-2 L NachosGoal 18'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 68'
April 6, 2013 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-1 W Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 25'38'69'
NachosGoal 60'
April 13, 2013 V icon.png /v/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-0 W Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 12'19'
NachosGoal 57'
May 3, 2013 F icon.png /f/ Group Stage SBC2013 3-2 W Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 11'
NachosGoal 23'74'
May 5, 2013 Sci icon.png /sci/ Group Stage SBC2013 1-0 L
May 11, 2013 Lit icon.png /lit/ Group Stage SBC2013 1-1 D NachosGoal 85'
May 18, 2013 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ Round of 16 SBC2013 2-0 W NachosGoal 58'89'
May 19, 2013 X icon.png /x/ Quarter Finals SBC2013 3-1 L Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 60'
July 13, 2013 X icon.png /x/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-1 L NachosGoal 22' (pen)
July 20, 2013 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 4-1 L NachosGoal 68'
August 17, 2013 Pol icon.png /pol/ Group Stage SC2013 2-0 W NachosGoal 60'90+1'
August 23, 2013 Sci icon.png /sci/ Group Stage SC2013 5-1 W NachosGoal 15'90'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 19'34'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 54'
August 25, 2013 Co icon.png /co/ Group Stage SC2013 3-0 L
August 31, 2013 Trv icon.png /trv/ Round of 16 SC2013 4-0 L
September 22, 2013 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 W NachosGoal 25'89'
October 5, 2013 O icon.png /o/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 L Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 19'

2014

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 11, 2014 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 3-3 D Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 43'80'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 45'
January 12, 2014 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-1 W NachosGoal 45+'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 89'
February 15, 2014 Wg icon.png /wg/ Group Stage WC2014 3-4 L Nachos Goal 28'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 58'
Perfect Coffee Goal 80'
February 21, 2014 Vr icon.png /vr/ Group Stage WC2014 3-1 W Nachos Goal 45+'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 59'
Perfect Coffee Goal 78'
February 23, 2014 Trv icon.png /trv/ Group Stage WC2014 2-2 D Perfect Coffee Goal 50'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 64'
April 5, 2014 D icon.png /d/ Group Stage SBC2014 1-1 D Nachos Goal 51'
April 11, 2014 Tg icon.png /tg/ Group Stage SBC2014 2-1 W Perfect Coffee Goal 32'
Nachos Goal 50'
April 13, 2014 Int icon.png /int/ Group Stage SBC2014 4-1 W Nachos Goal 5'20'45+'
Perfect Coffee Goal 16'
April 20, 2014 Fit icon.png /fit/ Group Stage SBC2014 2-1 W Nachos Goal 15'50'
April 26, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ Round of 16 SBC2014 0-3 L
June 1, 2014 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Nachos Goal 4'
Perfect Coffee Goal 26'
June 7, 2014 C icon.png /c/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 14'
Nachos Goal 68'
July 18, 2014 V icon.png /v/ Group Stage SC2014 0-2 L
July 20, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ Group Stage SC2014 1-0 W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 44'
July 26, 2014 H icon.png /h/ Group Stage SC2014 0-1 L
October 18, 2014 N icon.png /n/ Group Stage ABC2014 1-1 D Nachos Goal 13'
October 19, 2014 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage ABC2014 2-1 W /ck/ Challenge Goal 59'
Nachos Goal 84'
October 25, 2014 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage ABC2014 6-1 W /ck/ Challenge Goal 6'65'
Nachos Goal 29'79'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 23'40'
November 2, 2014 Out icon.png /out/ Group Stage ABC2014 4-1 L Irish Stew Autist Goal 73'
November 8, 2014 Vp icon.png /vp/ Round of 16 ABC2014 2-1 L Perfect Coffee Goal 14'

2015

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 13, 2015 Po icon.png /po/ Group Stage WC2015 3-0 W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 20'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 69'
Alton Brown Goal 72'
February 15, 2015 B icon.png /b/ Group Stage WC2015 2-1 W NachosGoal 70' (pen)90+'
February 21, 2015 Hr icon.png /hr/ Group Stage WC2015 2-4 L Nachos Goal 8'
Bully My Dick Scored 67'
February 28, 2015 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ Round of 16 WC2015 3-2 (AET) W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 25'
Nachos Goal 72'
Sriracha Goal 105+'
March 1, 2015 S icon.png /s/ Quarter Finals WC2015 2-1 W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 54'
Alton Brown Goal 69'
March 1, 2014 H icon.png /h/ Semi Finals WC2015 0-1 L
March 1, 2015 Lit icon.png /lit/ Third Place Match WC2015 4-1 W Gordon Ramsay Goal 12'
Nachos Goal 18'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 66'90+'
August 1, 2015 M icon.png /m/ Group Stage SC2015 3-1 W /ck/ Challenge Goal 30'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 37'
NachosGoal 59'
August 7, 2015 Hr icon.png /hr/ Group Stage SC2015 3-2 W Perfect Coffee Goal 14'
NachosGoal 72'82'
August 9, 2015 Cm icon.png /cm/ Group Stage SC2015 0-3 L
August 15, 2015 B icon.png /b/ Round of 16 SC2015 4-3 L Nachos Goal 3'69'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 35'

2016

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 20, 2016 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage WC2016 3-2 W Perfect Coffee Goal 19'52'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 64'
February 26, 2016 B icon.png /b/ Group Stage WC2016 3-2 W Nachos Goal 31'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 35'56'
February 28, 2016 Out icon.png /out/ Group Stage WC2016 2-1 L Nachos Goal 59'
March 5, 2016 An icon.png /an/ Round of 16 WC2016 4-3 L Cock Sauce Goal 29'
Nachos Goal 75'89'
August 5, 2016 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage SC2016 2-4 L Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 40'
Nachos Goal 90+4'
August 7, 2016 Fit icon.png /fit/ Group Stage SC2016 2-3 L Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 11'
Nachos Goal 74'
August 12, 2016 V icon.png /v/ Group Stage SC2016 1-2 L Nachos Goal 5'
October 29, 2016 Toy icon.png /toy/ Group Stage ABC2016 2-3 L /ck/ Challenge Goal 15'
'Go 'Za Goal 77'
November 4, 2016 Vr icon.png /vr/ Group Stage ABC2016 0-1 L
November 6, 2016 I icon.png /i/ Group Stage ABC2016 5-0 W Fast Food Autism Goal 25'53'90+5'
Gordon Ramsay Goal 28'
PHS Goal 90+2'

2017

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
May 12, 2017 U icon.png /u/ Group Stage SBC2017 2-1 L Fast Food Autism Goal 74'
May 14, 2017 Co icon.png /co/ Group Stage SBC2017 1-2 L British "Food" Goal 86'
May 20, 2017 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage SBC2017 3-1 L 'Go 'Za Goal 59'
October 13, 2017 Fa icon.png /fa/ Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers 3-2 W Perfect Coffee Goal 21'53'81'
October 14, 2017 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers 0-4 L
October 15, 2017 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers 2-3 L /ck/ Challenge Goal 19'
Perfect Coffee Goal 64'
October 27, 2017 Fit icon.png /fit/ Group Stage ABC2017 1-6 L Fast Food Autism Goal 37'
October 29, 2017 P icon.png /p/ Group Stage ABC2017 1-2 L Perfect Coffee Goal 51'
November 4, 2017 O icon.png /o/ Group Stage ABC2017 0-5 L

2018

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
May 5, 2018 O icon.png /o/ Group Stage SBC2018 3-1 W Perfect Coffee Goal 7'80'
Fridge Ketchup Goal 73'
May 6, 2018 Bant icon.png /bant/ Group Stage SBC2018 4-0 W /ck/ Challenge Goal 27'83'
Perfect Coffee Goal 31'79'
May 18, 2018 Po icon.png /po/ Group Stage SBC2018 4-0 W /Egg Fort Goal 8'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 21'86'
Perfect Coffee Goal 73'
May 20, 2018 G icon.png /g/ Group Stage SBC2018 1-2 L /ck/ Challenge Goal 21'
May 26, 2018 Sp icon.png /sp/ Round of 16 SBC2018 2-1 W Fast Food Autism Goal 27'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 67'
May 27, 2018 Vg icon.png /vg/ Quarterfinals SBC2018 2-3 L Perfect Coffee Goal 50'
Fridge Ketchup Goal 58'
July 27, 2018 U icon.png /u/ Group Stage SC2018 3-2 W Egg Fort Goal 41'
Perfect Coffee Goal 51'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 59'
July 29, 2018 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage SC2018 2-3 L /ck/ Challenge Goal 76'
Fast Food Autism Goal 77'
August 4, 2018 Gd icon.png /gd/ Group Stage SC2018 0-3 L
October 27, 2018 Out icon.png /out/ Group Stage ABC2018 3-3 D Fast Food Autism Goal 31'
Perfect Coffee Goal 45+1'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 55'
November 2, 2018 Tv icon.png /tv/ Group Stage ABC2018 0-1 L
November 4, 2018 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ Group Stage ABC2018 4-0 W Fast Food Autism Goal 39'67'84'
Perfect Coffee Goal 90+6'
November 10, 2018 Mu icon.png /mu/ Round of 16 ABC2018 1-1
(6-5) L
Perfect Coffee Goal 90+1'

2019

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 16, 2019 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage WC2019 6-6 D Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 52'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 58'
Perfect Coffee Goal 66'90+4'
Gordon Ramsay Goal 77'
Fast Food Autism Goal 80'
February 22, 2019 Mu icon.png /mu/ Group Stage WC2019 4-4 D Fast Food Autism Goal 45+2'73'
Egg Fort Goal 63'83'
February 24, 2019 Gd icon.png /gd/ Group Stage WC2019 5-2 W Perfect Coffee Goal 4'26'70'89'
Fast Food Autism Goal 57'
March 2, 2019 U icon.png /u/ Round of 16 WC2019 3-2 W /ck/ challenge Goal 5'
Perfect Coffee Goal 56'100'
March 3, 2019 Gd icon.png /gd/ Quarterfinals WC2019 3-5 L Perfect CoffeeGoal 55'69'
Egg Fort Goal 90+2'
July 19, 2019 Toy icon.png /toy/ Group Stage SC2019 1-3 L Perfect CoffeeGoal 62'
July 21, 2019 U icon.png /u/ Group Stage SC2019 0-0 D
July 27, 2019 Y icon.png /y/ Group Stage SC2019 1-1 D Surly King of the Egg FortGoal 15'
October 26, 2019 Mu icon.png /mu/ Group Stage ABC2019 1-3 L Perfect Coffee Goal 23'
November 1, 2019 His icon.png /his/ Group Stage ABC2019 2-3 L Perfect Coffee Goal 58'
Fast Food Autism Goal 90+1'
November 3, 2019 Out icon.png /out/ Group Stage ABC2019 3-2 W Fast Food Autism Goal 38'
Perfect Coffee Goal 73'80'

2020

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
April 25, 2020 Tg icon.png /tg/ Group Stage SBC2020 1-1 D Fast Food Autism Goal 6'
May 1, 2020 M icon.png /m/ Group Stage SBC2020 0-1 L
May 3, 2020 O icon.png /o/ Group Stage SBC2020 4-1 W Fast Food Autism Goal 30'42'
Al/ck/oholic Goal 73'
Deenz Goal 81'
May 9, 2020 Int icon.png /int/ Round of 16 SBC2020 3-1 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 33'49'
Deenz Goal 82'
May 1, 2020 Wg icon.png /wg/ Quarterfinals SBC2020 1-4 L Vegan Hate Goal 90+0'
July 18, 2020 Jp icon.png /jp/ Group Stage SC2020 1-2 L Fast Food Autism Goal 74'
July 24, 2020 Gd icon.png /gd/ Group Stage SC2020 1-1 D Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 38'
July 26, 2020 Biz icon.png /biz/ Group Stage SC2020 3-2 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 29'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 58'
Cock Clam BukkakeGoal 65'
August 1, 2020 Adv icon.png /adv/ Round of 16 SC2020 1-2 L al/ck/oholic Goal 40'

2021

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 29, 2021 N icon.png /n/ Group Stage WC2021 4-4 D Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 17'37'72'90+2'
January 31, 2021 U icon.png /u/ Group Stage WC2021 3-3 D Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 12'18'
Al/ck/oholic Goal 78'
February 06, 2021 Co icon.png /co/ Group Stage WC2021 1-3 L Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 76'
July 16, 2021 W icon.png /w/ Group Stage World Cup 2-2 D Nachos Goal 28'67'
July 24, 2021 D icon.png /d/ Group Stage World Cup 1-2 L Fast Food Autism Goal 41'
August 1, 2021 Fa icon.png /fa/ Group Stage World Cup 0-3 L
October 22, 2021 Aco icon.png /aco/ Group Stage ABC2021 3-2 W Fast Food Autism Goal 6'36'
Surly King of the EggfortGoal 12'
October 30, 2021 An icon.png /an/ Group Stage ABC2021 2-2 D Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 63'
Gordon Ramsay Goal 78'
November 5, 2021 Vr icon.png /vr/ Group Stage ABC2021 1-4 L Perfect CoffeeGoal 53'
November 5, 2021 Y icon.png /y/ Group Stage ABC2021 1-5 L Surly King of the EggfortGoal 42'

2022

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
April 30, 2022 Toy icon.png /toy/ Group Stage SBC2022 2-3 L Surly King of the EggfortGoal 34'57'
May 6, 2022 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage SBC2022 3-2 W Gordon RamsayGoal 23'
Perfect Coffee Goal 29'
Surly King of the EggfortGoal 51'
May 14, 2022 F icon.png /f/ Group Stage SBC2022 3-3 D Al/ck/oholicGoal 6'
Perfect Coffee Goal 48'
Surly King of the EggfortGoal 61'
May 20, 2022 K icon.png /k/ Group Stage SBC2022 1-0 W Fast Food AutismGoal 90+3'
May 21, 2022 D icon.png /d/ Round of 16 SBC2022 2-0 W Fast Food AutismGoal 62'
Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 85'
May 22, 2022 S4s icon.png /s4s/ Quarterfinals SBC2022 0-1 L
July 29, 2022 Y icon.png /y/ Group Stage SC2022 2-3 L Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 53'
Al/ck/oholic Goal 64'
July 31, 2022 C icon.png /c/ Group Stage SC2022 2-1 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 64'85'
August 6, 2022 Vp icon.png /vp/ Group Stage SC2022 1-2 L Perfect CoffeeGoal 19'
November 5, 2022 F icon.png /f/ Group Stage ABC2022 0-0 D
November 11, 2022 H icon.png /h/ Group Stage ABC2022 1-4 L Fast Food Autism Goal 36'
November 13, 2022 W icon.png /w/ Group Stage ABC2022 1-0 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 79'
November 19, 2022 Vr icon.png /vr/ Round of 16 ABC2022 1-2 L Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 76'

2023

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 28, 2023 D icon.png /d/ Group Stage WC2023 2-1 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 38'54'
February 3, 2023 Vst icon.png /vst/ Group Stage WC2023 1-2 L Fast Food Autism Goal 9'
February 5, 2023 N icon.png /n/ Group Stage WC2023 3-1 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 44'90+3'
Fast Food Autism Goal 59'
February 11, 2023 Pw icon.png /pw/ Round of 16 WC2023 3-2 W Deenz Goal 45'
Al/ck/oholic Goal 32'78'
February 12, 2023 Biz icon.png /biz/ Quarterfinals WC2023 3-2 W Al/ck/oholic Goal 51'
Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 39'
Mecha Bobo Scored 19'
February 12, 2023 Vst icon.png /vst/ Semifinals WC2023 2-3 L (AET) Fast Food Autism Goal 7'
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS Scored 90+4'
February 12, 2023 Cm icon.png /cm/ Third Place Match WC2023 4-3 W (AET) Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 30'60'
Fast Food Autism Goal 81'110'
July 28, 2023 Tv icon.png /tv/ Group Stage SC2023 1-3 L Perfect Coffee Goal 19'
July 30, 2023 Vp icon.png /vp/ Group Stage SC2023 1-3 L Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 90+1'
August 5, 2023 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage SC2023 2-2 D Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 35'39'
October 27, 2023 Vt icon.png /vt/ Group Stage ABC2023 1-3 L Fast Food Autism Goal 36'
October 29, 2023 An icon.png /an/ Group Stage ABC2023 2-1 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 35'
Fast Food Autism Goal 27'
November 4, 2023 Vmg icon.png /vmg/ Group Stage ABC2023 1-0 W Fast Food Autism Goal 90+4'
November 11, 2023 Int icon.png /int/ Round of 16 ABC2023 3-2 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 7'32'
Fast Food Autism Goal 85'
November 12, 2023 Biz icon.png /biz/ Quarterfinals ABC2023 1-0 W Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 68'
November 12, 2023 Sci icon.png /sci/ Semifinals ABC2023 0-2 L
November 12, 2023 Toy icon.png /toy/ Third Place Match ABC2023 2-1 W (AET) Surly King of the Eggfort Goal 40'
Fast Food Autism Goal 105'

Team History

For earlier history: /ck/ History

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup

After a few team revivals and autopilots, this cup was set up as a Megababby, which allowed /ck/ to avoid playing in the qualifiers and participate as the lowest pot 4 team. The ro/ck/stars were drawn in Group E along with /g/, /o/, /po/ and /bant/. After a disastrous year, people's expectations on /ck/ were minimal. However, a 3-1 win against /o/ and a 4-0 blowout against /bant/ during the first weekend caught everyone by surprise. Then, another 4-0 win, this time against /po/, secured /ck/'s spot in the next elite cup and resparked the light of both fans and followers around. Despite losing their last group stage match 1-2 against /g/ and missing the Mustard Race, /ck/ topped their group for the first time since Summer 15. /sp/ was drawn as /ck/'s opponent for the RO16 game and after tense game, /ck/ emerged victorious with a 2-1 result. This meant their first knockout win in more than 3 years (the previous KO win was against /lit/ in Winter 15). However, the next day the run ended after the entire team choked on the pre-game catering and the few survivors lost 3-2 against /vg/. Despite this, with their best result in three years, /ck/ went on to the 2018 Summer Cup with optimism for the first time in years.

2018 4chan Summer cup

In their long awaited return to the Elites, /ck/ saw themselves matched up against defending champions and perennial powerhouses /u/, consistently elite /gd/, and /r9k/. Few people expected /ck/ to stand a chance. But things started off perfectly of the ro/ck/stars, as the Surly King of The Eggfort scored the opening goal of the cup, and 2 more goals from the Perfect Coffee and /ck/ Challenge saw /ck/ overcome the lesbians 3-2. But all the euphoria and momentum that had seemed to develop around this team was squashed quickly as a disastrous start to their 2nd match against /r9k/ saw them down by 3 goals at half time. An inspired 2nd half performance with goals from /ck/ Challenge and Fast Food Autism saw /ck/ on the verge of snatching a draw from the jaws of defeat, but it was all for naught as they fell to a crushing 3-2 defeat. This still left /ck/ with a chance to qualify for the knockouts with a win over /gd/, but the chefs fell to a heartbreaking 3-0 defeat capped off in true /ck/ fashion by a Hoppy Hipster Piss own goal. This meant a return to the all to familiar Babbies and the Autumn Babby Cup.

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

The return to the Babbies saw /ck/ get drawn with /out/, /tv/, and /lgbt/ in Group F. And /ck/ started their promotion campaign of on the right foot, as they lead 3-1 in the 2nd half of their opening match against /out/ with goals from Fast Food Autism, Perfect Coffee and /ck/ challenge, but a late Want some Chips brace meant /ck/ had to settle for a draw. Undeterred, the ro/ck/stars went on to face /tv/ in their second match of the groupstages, but fell in a scrappy 1-0 defeat in a close match. /out/ now had to beat /lgbt/, who had just clobbered /out/ 4-0. But behind a hat trick from Fast Food Autism and a goal from Perfect Coffee /ck/ never let the Legbutts rest and served up a 4-0 win of their own. This was enough to see /ck/ advance to the knockouts, and more importantly, the 2019 Winter Cup. In the Round of 16 /ck/ got drawn against /mu/, and looked the sure victor of the match as Perfect Coffee scored the 0-1 for /ck/ in the 91st minute. With the match all but over, Cast Iron Skillet simply needed to blast the ball upfield to seal the win, but disaster struck as Skillet tried to shortpass it to English Food, who just watched the ball roll past him to Jeff Mangum, who blasted it into the open net. Extra time ended with no further goals, but once again /ck/ had victory in their grasp and just needed Fast Food Autism to score the final penalty, but he missed, and after another miss by Pink Himalayan Salt /ck/ was eliminated from the knockouts.

2019 Winter Cup

The 2019 Winter cup proved to be one of the craziest tournaments for /ck/ ever. Throwing /ck/ against many familiar foes from their recent past, the draw saw /ck/ matched up with /gd/ and /r9k/ yet again, as well as /mu/, who had just beaten them in the Babby knockouts. No one could have known what was about to happen in one of the craziest group stages ever. At first though, it seemed that /ck/ had returned to their bumbling 2017 self as /r9k/ ran up the score on them, leading 4-0 at the half. Even after /ck/ pulled one back through Pink Himalayan Salt they instantly replied for the 5pa1n in the 54th minute. What followed can only be described as a miracle and one of the greatest comebacks in 4cc history. Refusing to go down, /ck/ rallied and by the 80th minute /ck/ had drawn 5-5 with goals from /ck/ Challenge, Perfect Coffee, Gordon Ramsay and Fast Food Autism. But it all seemed for naught as /r9k/ struck a dagger in injury time to make it 6-5. However, the ro/ck/stars rallied for one last attack, and a Perfect Coffee strike from just outside the box, leveling the score at 6-6. There was no time to breathe though as a rematch with /mu/ saw back and forth action with /ck/ scoring 4 more goals with braces from Fast Food Autism and The Surly King of The Eggfort. Sadly, /mu/ broke /ck/'s heart once again with a late equalizer to make it 4-4. The match got an homage in form of this drawing. /ck/ needed to win their next match against /gd/ to advance to RO16. With 4-goal haul from Perfect Coffee, including two direct FKs, and a Fast Food Autism Goal, /ck/ secured a much-needed win, taking a 5-2 victory and qualifying to the Elite Knockout stage for the first time since the 2016 Winter Cup. And once again /ck/ got matched up with a familiar foe and the Cup favorite in /u/. However, /ck/ took a 2-goal lead with /ck/ Challenge and Perfect Coffee scoring a goal each. Madokami, /u/'s stellar goalkeeper, denied further goals with an outstanding performance, making innumerable saves. While this allowed /u/ to come back into the game, taking it to ET with 2 goals from Homucifer, the chefs were not deterred and Perfect Coffee struck again in extra time to win it for /ck/. The quarterfinals saw the ro/ck/stars matched up with a /gd/ squad up for vengeance after their beatdown in the group stage, and 3 goals were not enough to see /ck/ advance to the top 4 as they fell 3-5 to eventual cup winners /gd/, carried by 5 goals from Kerning.

2019 Summer Cup

Having made a top 8 finish for the first time in recent history, things were looking good as /ck/ geared up for the 2019 Summer cup. The group draw saw them matched with /toy/ and /y/ and the lesbians of /u/ yet again. Things got off to a poor start with /ck/ falling to promoted /toy/ as a momentary equaliser by Perfect Coffee was not enough to stem the tide in an eventual 3-1 defeat. In their next matchup against /u/ the chefs failed to replicate their recent success over the pure lesbians and struggled to a goalless draw. This left /ck/ with a very minimal shot at the Round of 16 going up against /y/, but nothing would stick and after a 1-1 draw the ro/ck/stars where forced into relegation again.

2019 Autumn Babby Cup

The magic of the hat saw it fit to reunite /ck/ yet again with some of their most recent opponents in /mu/ and /out/, as well as a new matchup against the /his/torians. Bit yet again the /mu/sicians proved to be the perfect foil for /ck/ as they overcame an early Perfect Coffee goal to win 1-3 in the end. /ck/'s fortunes did not improve as their first matchup with /his/ ended in another defeat, this time with a score of 2-3. This left /ck/ with nothing but to fight off being sent to the fetus for the 2nd time in their history. This they at least managed, beating /out/ 3-2 with a Perfect Coffee Brace and a goal from Fast Food Autism. Now /ck/ awaits their next challenge in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup as they seek to overturn their recent run of bad form.

2020 Spring Babby Cup

TBD

2020 Summer Cup

TBD

Rivalries

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The Nutrition Derby

This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1. However /fit/ got their revenge in the 2016 Summer Cup with a 3-2 victory, which included two goals from /fit/ after 85'. They faced once again in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, let's just say the kitchen caught on fire that day...

4-1-3

Goal Scorers

Player Goals
Nachos* ** 65*
Perfect Coffee 51
Surly King of the Egg Fort 45
Fast Food Autism 38
Pink Himalayan Salt 34
/ck/ Challenge** 19
Al/ck/oholic 8
Gordon Ramsay 5
Forcaccia** 4
Masaokis** 3
Fridge Ketchup 3
Deenz 3
Alton Brown** 2
'Go 'Za** 2
Cock Sauce 1
Vegan Hate 1
Cock Clam Bukkake** 1
>English """Food""" 1
Irish Stew Autist** 1
Sukiyaki** 1
Tikka Masala** 1

(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players

Honors

Individual Honors

Awards

Trivia

  • The /ck/ curse: If you beat /ck/ in a knockout round match, you lose the next match. The curse began at the 2012 Winter Cup, here are the victims of said curse:
    • /sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup
    • /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup
    • /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup
    • /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
    • /vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
    • /h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup
    • /an/ in the 2016 Winter Cup
    • /vg/ in the 2018 Spring Babby Cup
    • /wg/ in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup
    • This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup and /gd/ in the 2019 Winter Cup
  • /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.
  • So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper that has been played in five cups (Summer 13, Winter 15, Autumn 16 and Spring 18, Autumn 18).
  • /ck/ scored the 2400th official goal of the cup (Nachos in Autumn 14 against /n/) and also "scored" the 5000th official goal (Will I die? own goal against /toy/ in Autumn 16).
  • /ck/ holds along with /r9k/ the current record for the highest scoring draw (6-6 in Winter 19)
  • Currently the highest amount of goals scored by a player on a single is 4 (Perfect Coffee vs /gd/ during the 2019 Winter Cup, Surly King of the Egg Fort vs /n/ during the 2021 Winter Cup)

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