/ck/ Roster

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Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
1	Cast-Iron Skillet		Reliable and always ready to cook nice saves.	Offensive Goalkeeper	—
12	Fatty McAutism		He went to the McDonalds, ordered the same thing he always has (Double Cheeseburger Ketchup Only), and he went out to his car to eat it in the parking lot. When outta nowhere, somebody got the nerve to ask him "Hey you wanna play virtual Divegrass? Also, you know the drive-thru was open right?" Of course he knew the drive thru was open! Mind your own damn business.	Offensive Goalkeeper	—
14	>Tipping		Dammit, he knows he is only doing his job, but that's no reason for your striker to be a cheap cunt.	Offensive Goalkeeper	—

Center Back

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
2	>Beans In Chili		Texasfags are mad, but we're putting him in anyway.	N/A	—
4	Vertical Recipes		A simple, fast and easy way understand how to cook something without burning your house down.	N/A	—
5	Al/ck/oholic		In beer, there is strength. In wine, there is wisdom. But whiskey is the water of life.	N/A	P06
13	Roadkill Thread	align="center"	Because it doesn't matter how you killed it, but how you are going to eat it.	N/A	—
23	Vegan Shitstorm		If he can stop people from eating meat, you bet he can stop the ball, the only problem is that he will always annoy everyone on the pitch with his messages about how terrible eating meat is, his partial opinion and never-ending spam... pls stop	N/A	—
15	Ramen Poorfag		It's a staple of many a 4channer. For those who are down on their luck, there are solutions to your hunger.	N/A	—
21	MilkSteak		Tempered in the boiling cream of experience, this player will serve you with a side of jelly beans.	N/A	—

Midfield

Defensive Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
6	Alton Brown		You just don't eat food, you must know what you are going to eat.	Anchor Man	P06 Long Range Drive
16	Masaokis		Always playing drunk, some people said he's the best player that Canada has to offer, so he got his chance, and after proving he's reliable he was moved into a more defensive position.	Anchor Man	P06 Long Range Drive
17	Muh Marketing		HAVE YOU TRIED THE NEW DORITOS LOCOS TACOS FROM TACO BELL?!? ITS A FLAVOR-SPLOSION IN MY MOUTH! THOSE GUYS IN THE CHIPOTLE GENERAL ARE TOTAL PLEBS HAHAHA XD	Anchor Man	—
Center Midfield
7	Gordon Ramsay		It doesn't matter if he's on the bench or playing, he will always remind you that your team is fucking raw and will tell you to get the fuck out of his pitch.	The Destroyer	P18 Track Back
3	Knife Thread		This CMF will leave your team in a worse state than a santoku that has been on a glass cutting board.	Box-to-Box	P11 Weighted Pass
19	Sriracha		Once you taste the cock sauce, there is no going back.	The Destroyer
22	Cooking with Dog		It's dog that can speak, cook and play football, of course he's in.	Box-to-Box	—
Wing Midfield
19	Weber Cooks		Hello Wildcats.	Solid Player	S04
18	Fridge Ketchup		Why would anyone put their ketchup in the fridge?	Solid Player	S04
Attacking Midfield
11	Perfect Coffee		The question still remains, how do you make the perfect cup of coffee?	Hole Player	S03 Speeding Bullet, P07 Knuckle Shot, P18 Track Back
8	/ck/ Challenge		A competition inside a competition? Why not? Also >ramen round	Classic No. 10	S02 Mazing Run, S06 Early Cross, P11 Weighted Pass

Offense

Second Striker
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
9	Pink Himalayan Salt		The purest form of salt, now throw away that pleb white salt and cook like a real man.	Creative Playmaker	S02 Mazing Run, P05 Precise Touch, P06 Long Range Drive, P11 Weighted pass
Center Forward
10	Nachos		As the most veteran player of the team, he will teach all these rookies how to play football. If there is a sport to watch he will always be there, prepared for anything.	Goal Poacher	S03 Speeding Bullet, P04 Sombrero, P08 Acrobatic Finishing, P09 First Time Shot