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|team= po
|team= po
|motto= Live Long and PAYPUH.
|motto= Live Long and PAYPUH.
|name= Papercraft and Origami
|name= Papercraft & Origami
|date= March 2012
|date= March 2012
|irl= Managers {{Anonymous|Soryuu|!!o16SVJJscF1}}<br>{{Anonymous|SirBaconson|!!UMasemWL9wQ}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Managerless}}
|color1= E4EDED
|color1= E4EDED
|color2= 177245
|color2= 177245
|ranking= 37 ({{steady}})
|bgcolor= 177245
|txtcolor= E4EDED
|ranking= 56 <small>({{increase|1}})</small>
|high_ranking= 21
|high_ranking= 21
|high_date= September, 2013
|high_date= September, 2013
|low_ranking= 56
|low_ranking= 60
|low_date= May, 2016
|low_date= 22 May 2022
|scorer=1,000 Cranes
|scorer=1,000 Cranes
|goals=15
|goals=23
|assister=1,000 Cranes
|assists=10
|captain = Broken Printer
|captain = Broken Printer
|w= 13
|w= 17
|d= 11
|d= 16
|l= 22
|l= 34
|gf=74
|gf=100
|ga=94
|ga=139
|win_home= tv
|win_home= tv
|win_away= po
|win_away= po
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|first_score_away= 5
|first_score_away= 5
|first_date= March 17, 2012
|first_date= March 17, 2012
|elite_cup_appearances= 3
|elite_cup_appearances= 5
|first_elite_appearance= [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
|first_elite_appearance= [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_result= 15th
|best_elite_result= 15th
|best_elite_cup= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_cup= [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances= 9
|babby_cup_appearances= 11
|first_babby_appearance= {{tt|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]|/po/ were in a qualifier for the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup, but lost.}}
|first_babby_appearance= {{tt|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]|/po/ were in a qualifier for the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup, but lost.}}
|best_babby_result= {{tt|9th|originally 12th}}
|best_babby_result= {{tt|9th|originally 12th}}
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|altgh2_what= ''Broken Printer's Goal Horn''
|altgh2_what= ''Broken Printer's Goal Horn''
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-HVxmUELQ&t=47s
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-HVxmUELQ&t=47s
|altgh2_title=Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (start goalhorn at 0:47)
|altgh2_title=Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (start goalhorn at 0:47) '''<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">Dead link</span>'''
|nickname= the /po/opers
|nickname= the /po/opers
|kithome=Pohome-2016sbc.png
|kithome=Pohome-2016sbc.png
|kitaway=Poaway-2016sbc.png
|kitaway=Poaway-2016sbc.png
|kit3=Pothird-2016sbc.png
|kit3=Pothird-2016sbc.png
|home_ground=The Cutting Mat
}}
}}
The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.
The /po/ management have created a Discord to better respond to members of the fanbase. [https://discord.gg/tqaTXrs Visit us here.]


/po/ figure that victory in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2017 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.
<small>The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.
 
/po/ figure that victory in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2018 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.</small>


==History==
==History==
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[[/po/ History]]
[[/po/ History]]


===Summer 2017 - Folding Not Required===
===Spring 2018===
<small>The eleventh Babby Cup for the paper brigade commenced with their being drawn into Group E, a group jam packed with teams that have had a rich history of crumpling /po/. [[/g/]] had come from Pot 1, a team that gave /po/ one of their most unfortunate losses in the [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring Babby Cup just last year]] after the paperboys advanced into the Round of 16. The second team drawn alongside /po/ were [[/o/]], a team responsible for being placed in the [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] due to a failed export submission and kept /po/ out of only their second Babby Cup. As /po/ were drawn from the middle pot, all attention was focused on the Pot 4 team to join the group, [[/ck/]]. Though they were a taco shell of their former selves, /ck/'s Winter 2015 campaign started with a 3-0 drubbing of the paper squad, thus starting a two year downward spiral of /po/ towards the bottom of the recycling bin. Also, [[/bant/|a new and unproven team has surfaced to face /po/ as well.]] If there was a time for redemption against all these teams, now would be the perfect time to do just that.


The dawn of a new Elite Cup would usher in a more confident /po/ team, brought in from their Top 16 finish in the [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]. Since their last outing in the Elites in [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|Winter 2015]], this Cup would be a deciding factor in whether /po/ could cut it at the Elite level. The group draw sent /po/ into Group D, against three opponents that would be a proper challenge to the papermen. First of which was, quite possibly, the second strongest team from the previous Babby Cup, [[/trv/]], a team that's improved since the last time they lost to /po/. Their second opponent were the [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2016 Autumn Babby]] champs, [[/jp/]]. A more recent match proved /po/ can stand on even ground with them, but /jp/ had since claimed a Top 8 finish in the face of more serious competition during the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup|Winter Cup]]. The third and last opponent would be [[/vr/]], a new opponent that had barely squeaked their way into this cup, and also, /po/'s first opponent in this Cup.
The first match was against [[/g/]], and from the very start of the match, the power of technology was on display, and /po/ were immediately thrust onto their paperweights and doing the best they could to hold the /g/ offense, led by Install Gentoo, at bay. Off of a corner kick by Teedus, a deflected shot became a blooter chance for CS Grad. The shot banged off the right goalpost, but Terry A. Davis was there to recover the ball and put it in for /g/'s first quick goal of the game. But /g/ wouldn't be finished nor satisfied. At 23' into the match, Terry tried for another goal, but this time the Cutting Mat was there to block the shot. As the defense of /po/ was scrambilng to clear the ball, however, it was stolen by Install Gentoo, who installed football.exe into the net for a 2-0 /g/ lead. A foul by /g/ defender Pajeet would give /po/ a chance to get a goal. Paper Plane came close, but Stallman snatched the ball out of the air, and the /g/ assault continued. A stoppage goal before halftime snuck in from Install Gentoo after a diving headed ball rolled its way in on the far corner of the goal. It was a monstrous assault for /g/, with 14 shots on goal, 8 of them coming close or in, in just 45 minutes, and Cutting Mat came through with 7 saves after the half. /po/ would need a miracle to come back into this match.  


[[File:MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY.png|thumb|right|275px|Moneygami's deep penalty box goal vs /vr/.]]
/po/ would come back from halftime with a plan that would foil the /g/ offense, but not before another cheeky goal leaked in from the Thinkpad off an Install Gentoo assist, making it a 4-0 game. In dire straits and with a slim chance of coming back to even draw the match, /po/ had their answer. Who better to counter /g/'s offense than a broken printer? After /po/'s manager had removed the fluid formation out of desperation via a timeout, Broken Printer immediately sprang to life after the Cranes lobbed the ball towards center pitch. The printer had quickly broken past the /g/ defense, scoring only his second goal ever, and Stallman was left without a clean sheet, the game now 4-1. Subs would come on for both teams, and /po/ was beginning to gain the momentum they needed, and /po/'s defense, as legendary as it was, started becoming an impenetrable wall now. Then, at 83', X-Acto cut a pass to the Broken Printer who once again broke /g/'s defense, scoring his third goal ever, an easy kick past Stallman, a 4-2 game at this point. However, kekoff abuse would quickly favor /po/, and it would become a broken hat trick for the printer. /po/ were smelling blood and looking desperately for the fourth goal to tie this game up. Unfortunately that shot would never occur as Moneygami was tripped up by a /g/ defender for a foul. The proceeding free kick would not go in, and the game ended 4-3. Cutting Mat would finish with 8 saves, and it was an impressive effort to come this close from a 4-0 blowout early in the second half.


With high hopes for their Elite campaign to begin, not a single soul within the entire 4chan Cup, let alone the /po/ management and its players and dedicated fanbase, would expect the first goal of the match by /vr/'s Doomguy to be the new fastest goal in 4CC history, friendlies or otherwise. However, /po/ wouldn't let a 65 second goal concern them, and in minute 5 of the match, 1,000 Cranes, off the lob pass of Moneygami, swooped forward and scored back to even it up, 1-1. That tied score would prove to be short-lived, as Doomguy would come back in yet another example of severe kekoff abuse, ripping and tearing through the paper brigade once more, the game set at 2-1 in the 8th minute of play. After those 3 goals were scored, it was up to /po/ to fight back and slow the tempo down, as they're fully capable of doing. After some rough back-and forth, /vr/'s Bubsy would get another goal past Cutting Mat, and /po/ were put into dire straits, 3-1, and halftime would be called with that same score. In the second half, it would be up to /po/ to throw some newspapers through /vr/'s window like Paperboy used to do. Broken Printer would steal the ball away, and drice a long pass to the Cranes, who aired the ball up to Moneygami. The most expensive player in the /po/ roster lined the shot and drove it into the goal from the other end of the penalty box, and the game would get a little more interesting on a 3-2 score at the 56th minute of game time. Both teams issued their subs a little while later, however, the /po/ management went into a full overhaul of the team's formation, quite possibly the longest amount of time taken on a timeout. Whether it would work or not, a 6 man attack squad with 2 defenders would be a very risky move by the /po/ management during this game. However, that extended timeout proved very effective for /po/. In minute 87, 1,000 Cranes found a way and swooped in in dramatic fashion for /po/'s third and final goal of the game, and after a chance for /vr/ to get cheeky getting snuffed out by the /po/ defense, ending the game on a 3-3 draw. Truly a historic match in the annals of /po/'s history despite the draw.
Coming ever so close to reversing a blowout but coming up short, /po/ were undoubtedly hurt, but they weren't out yet. There were still three games left in the megababby affair, and the second match would be the very next day against [[/o/]], who had been surprisingly crashed by /ck/'s Moliendo Café party. Both teams were trying to gain their first point, and for /po/, a goal would come rather swiftly this time. In just 8 minutes, Cubecraft would find a seam in /o/'s backline and quickly score the first goal of the game. However, THE BEST SPORTS CAR, Miata, would score the equalizer. After that, not much proceeded to happen. Both teams would end up stalled at the first half, the real highlights coming from both the immovable Cutting Mat and former Golden Glove winner Black Ice Tree. In the second half, the subs would come quickly. At 71', a dangerous slide into Miata by Thick Card Stock would issue a straight red card, and the thick defender would be forced to sit out the remainder of this game, as well as /po/'s next match against /bant/. But on the other side of the incident, Miata came down with an affliction known as "really ded". It would be a 10-on-10 football match, and the aggressive trade between the two would help force the game to a 1-1 finish. Amusingly, PES tried looking for a man of the match in this contest, but did not find one. After the draw and also /ck/'s destruction of /bant/, /po/ would be in third behind both /ck/ and /g/, barely ahead of /o/ on goal differential, and the team would move on to their next challenge of showing the sick /bant/ers how to endure paper cuts.


Their next opponent, /trv/, momentarily on the top of the group despite not scoring a single goal, were prepared to play yet another defensive game vs /po/ and squeeze in just one goal to advance themselves to the Round of 16. /po/ on the other hand, wanted the win to move themselves up to the top next to /trv/. Unfortunately, despite the best efforts of Moneygami, /trv/'s keeper was able to scoop up and stop every attempt. Conversely, Cutting Mat didn't even need to make an effort on the only shot /trv/ attempted, and the game ended on a nil-nil slurpfest. Getting two draws in two matches left /po/ in third place in the group, and it set up /po/ in a similar position to where they were last Autumn: Beat [[/jp/]].
Unfortunately, two quick unanswered goals from [[/bant/]] would come down on /po/, thus eliminating them from the Spring Babby Cup. It would only get worse as /ck/, already confirmed to rejoin the elites, drubbed /po/ 4-0. Only /his/ had a worse performance in this Megababby affair overall, and /po/ would drop to a 39th place finish.</small>


==The One True Rivalry==
==The One True Rivalry==
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==Roster==
==Roster==
{{main|/po/ Roster}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Cutting Mat}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Cutting Mat}}
{{sq start player |no=80 |pos=CB |name=Sticky When?}}
{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Sticky When?}}
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos=CB |name=Mountain Fold}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CB |name=Mountain Fold}}
{{sq start player |no=26 |pos=CB |name=Valley Fold}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Valley Fold}}
{{sq start player |no=99 |pos=DMF |name=<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/pol/</span>}}
{{sq bronze player |no=99 |pos=LB |name=Moneygami}}
{{sq start player |no=23 |pos=LMF|name=Template}}
{{sq bronze player |no=17 |pos=RB |name=X-Acto}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=RMF |name=X-Acto}}
{{sq start player |no=88 |pos=DMF |name=<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/pol/</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=AMF |name=Broken Printer {{captain}}}}
{{sq start player |no=25 |pos=CMF |name=Pepakura}}
{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=Paper Plane}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CMF |name=1000 Cranes}}
{{sq silver player |no=4 |pos=CF |name=Moneygami}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=Paper Plane}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=1000 Cranes}}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=Broken Printer {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=88 |pos=GK |name=Pepakura}}
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=GK |name=No Progress}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=No Progress}}
{{sq player |no=90 |pos=CB |name=Big Head Mode}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CB |name=Big Head Mode}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=Thick Card Stock}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=LB |name=Crease Pattern}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=Graphig}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=RB |name=Origami Dice}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=RB |name=Diagram Request}}
{{sq player |no=43 |pos=DMF |name=Kusudama}}  
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=DMF |name=Crease Pattern}}
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=DMF |name=Thick Card Stock}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=DMF |name=Kusudama}}  
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=LMF |name=Graphig}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=Cubecraft}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=RMF |name=Diagram Request}}
{{sq player |no=77 |pos=CMF |name=Origami Dice}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=AMF |name=PDO}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=AMF |name=PDO}}
{{sq player |no=81 |pos=LWF |name=Cubecraft}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name=Template}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RWF |name=Tacky Glue}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CF |name=Tacky Glue}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
''Reserves'': [[/po/ Reserves and Academy]]


==Match History==
==Match History==
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| align=center| 0-0 D
| align=center| 0-0 D
|
|
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 5th, 2017
| August 5th, 2017
| {{team away|jp}}
| {{team away|jp}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|  
| align=center| 2-4 L
|
|<small>{{goal|17}} 1,000 Cranes <br>{{goal|78}} Moneygami
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 27th, 2017
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|37}} Moneygami <br>{{goal|90+5}} 1,000 Cranes
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 29th, 2017
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-5 L
|<small>{{goal|90+3}} 1,000 Cranes
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 4th, 2017
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|40}} X-Acto <br>{{goal|53}} Broken Printer
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 5th, 2018
| {{team away|g}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center| 3-4 L
|<small>{{goal|59||84||86}} Broken Printer
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|May 6th, 2018
| {{team away|o}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center| 1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|8}} Cubecraft
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 12th, 2018
| {{team away|bant}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center| 0-2 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 18th, 2018
| {{team away|ck}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center| 0-4 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 9th, 2021
| {{team away|mu}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center| 2-4 L
|<small>{{goal|37||80}} Broken Printer
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|July 17th, 2021
| {{team away|jp}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|45+2||90+1|pen.}} Moneygami
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 25th, 2021
| {{team away|vr}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center| 1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|90+2}} 1000 Cranes
|}
|}


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===Squad and formation===
===Squad and formation===
https://mega.nz/#!RlRHgaxR!YwNtcMz6JwNX01yY0yO2SWP-jvGlz3KStksfyKDhXdo (export for Summer)
https://mega.nz/#!FwAm2BbS!IVUI5nnwK5HVNzYfJjbwcggPgGlRJpHCOy_YKduuPII (updated for Spring)


===Aesthetics===
===Aesthetics===


https://mega.nz/#!UxYABaLT!KZmo9ZX-yqu_yKXQmdjBe4269f6DKSRfOIoWNorSyTQ (updated for Summer)
https://mega.nz/#!UxYABaLT!KZmo9ZX-yqu_yKXQmdjBe4269f6DKSRfOIoWNorSyTQ (updated for Autumn)


===Music===
===Music===
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[[Category:Official teams|po]]
[[Category:Official teams|po]]
[[[[Category:Founding Babbies|po]]
[[Category:Managerless teams|po]]
[[Category:Ded teams|po]]

Latest revision as of 23:42, 16 August 2023

/po/
Live Long and PAYPUH.
Po logo.png
/po/ - Papercraft & Origami
Founded March 2012
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color E4EDED
Paper White
Ranking 56 (increase 1)
Highest rank 21 (September, 2013)
Lowest rank 60 (22 May 2022)
Top scorer 1,000 Cranes (23)
Top assister 1,000 Cranes (10)
Captain Broken Printer
Website /po/ - Papercraft & Origami
Nickname the /po/opers
Home ground The Cutting Mat
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
17 16 34 67 25.37%
GF GA GD
100 139 -39
Biggest win
/tv/ Tv icon.png 0–5 Po icon.png /po/
August 16, 2013
Biggest defeat
/po/ Po icon.png 0–5 A icon.png /a/
August 24, 2013
First match
/po/ Po icon.png 2–5 An icon.png /an/
March 17, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 5 (First in 2013 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 15th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 9th, 2013 Spring and 2017 Spring
Team music
Anthem Lou Christie - Paper Song
Goal horn Gorilla Zoe - Paper
Moneygami's Goal Horn Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About"
Broken Printer's Goal Horn Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (start goalhorn at 0:47) Dead link
Kits
Home kit Pohome-2016sbc.png
Away kit Poaway-2016sbc.png
Third kit Pothird-2016sbc.png


The /po/ management have created a Discord to better respond to members of the fanbase. Visit us here.

The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.

/po/ figure that victory in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2018 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.

History

/po/ History

Spring 2018

The eleventh Babby Cup for the paper brigade commenced with their being drawn into Group E, a group jam packed with teams that have had a rich history of crumpling /po/. /g/ had come from Pot 1, a team that gave /po/ one of their most unfortunate losses in the Spring Babby Cup just last year after the paperboys advanced into the Round of 16. The second team drawn alongside /po/ were /o/, a team responsible for being placed in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers due to a failed export submission and kept /po/ out of only their second Babby Cup. As /po/ were drawn from the middle pot, all attention was focused on the Pot 4 team to join the group, /ck/. Though they were a taco shell of their former selves, /ck/'s Winter 2015 campaign started with a 3-0 drubbing of the paper squad, thus starting a two year downward spiral of /po/ towards the bottom of the recycling bin. Also, a new and unproven team has surfaced to face /po/ as well. If there was a time for redemption against all these teams, now would be the perfect time to do just that.

The first match was against /g/, and from the very start of the match, the power of technology was on display, and /po/ were immediately thrust onto their paperweights and doing the best they could to hold the /g/ offense, led by Install Gentoo, at bay. Off of a corner kick by Teedus, a deflected shot became a blooter chance for CS Grad. The shot banged off the right goalpost, but Terry A. Davis was there to recover the ball and put it in for /g/'s first quick goal of the game. But /g/ wouldn't be finished nor satisfied. At 23' into the match, Terry tried for another goal, but this time the Cutting Mat was there to block the shot. As the defense of /po/ was scrambilng to clear the ball, however, it was stolen by Install Gentoo, who installed football.exe into the net for a 2-0 /g/ lead. A foul by /g/ defender Pajeet would give /po/ a chance to get a goal. Paper Plane came close, but Stallman snatched the ball out of the air, and the /g/ assault continued. A stoppage goal before halftime snuck in from Install Gentoo after a diving headed ball rolled its way in on the far corner of the goal. It was a monstrous assault for /g/, with 14 shots on goal, 8 of them coming close or in, in just 45 minutes, and Cutting Mat came through with 7 saves after the half. /po/ would need a miracle to come back into this match.

/po/ would come back from halftime with a plan that would foil the /g/ offense, but not before another cheeky goal leaked in from the Thinkpad off an Install Gentoo assist, making it a 4-0 game. In dire straits and with a slim chance of coming back to even draw the match, /po/ had their answer. Who better to counter /g/'s offense than a broken printer? After /po/'s manager had removed the fluid formation out of desperation via a timeout, Broken Printer immediately sprang to life after the Cranes lobbed the ball towards center pitch. The printer had quickly broken past the /g/ defense, scoring only his second goal ever, and Stallman was left without a clean sheet, the game now 4-1. Subs would come on for both teams, and /po/ was beginning to gain the momentum they needed, and /po/'s defense, as legendary as it was, started becoming an impenetrable wall now. Then, at 83', X-Acto cut a pass to the Broken Printer who once again broke /g/'s defense, scoring his third goal ever, an easy kick past Stallman, a 4-2 game at this point. However, kekoff abuse would quickly favor /po/, and it would become a broken hat trick for the printer. /po/ were smelling blood and looking desperately for the fourth goal to tie this game up. Unfortunately that shot would never occur as Moneygami was tripped up by a /g/ defender for a foul. The proceeding free kick would not go in, and the game ended 4-3. Cutting Mat would finish with 8 saves, and it was an impressive effort to come this close from a 4-0 blowout early in the second half.

Coming ever so close to reversing a blowout but coming up short, /po/ were undoubtedly hurt, but they weren't out yet. There were still three games left in the megababby affair, and the second match would be the very next day against /o/, who had been surprisingly crashed by /ck/'s Moliendo Café party. Both teams were trying to gain their first point, and for /po/, a goal would come rather swiftly this time. In just 8 minutes, Cubecraft would find a seam in /o/'s backline and quickly score the first goal of the game. However, THE BEST SPORTS CAR, Miata, would score the equalizer. After that, not much proceeded to happen. Both teams would end up stalled at the first half, the real highlights coming from both the immovable Cutting Mat and former Golden Glove winner Black Ice Tree. In the second half, the subs would come quickly. At 71', a dangerous slide into Miata by Thick Card Stock would issue a straight red card, and the thick defender would be forced to sit out the remainder of this game, as well as /po/'s next match against /bant/. But on the other side of the incident, Miata came down with an affliction known as "really ded". It would be a 10-on-10 football match, and the aggressive trade between the two would help force the game to a 1-1 finish. Amusingly, PES tried looking for a man of the match in this contest, but did not find one. After the draw and also /ck/'s destruction of /bant/, /po/ would be in third behind both /ck/ and /g/, barely ahead of /o/ on goal differential, and the team would move on to their next challenge of showing the sick /bant/ers how to endure paper cuts.

Unfortunately, two quick unanswered goals from /bant/ would come down on /po/, thus eliminating them from the Spring Babby Cup. It would only get worse as /ck/, already confirmed to rejoin the elites, drubbed /po/ 4-0. Only /his/ had a worse performance in this Megababby affair overall, and /po/ would drop to a 39th place finish.

The One True Rivalry

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/i/ - Slow Ass Bowl

There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat.

Eat shit, /i/. - The current /po/ manager

0-1-0

Roster

Main article: /po/ Roster
No. Position Player
1
  GK
Cutting Mat
13
  CB
Sticky When?
6
  CB
Mountain Fold
9
  CB
Valley Fold
99
  LB
Moneygami
17
  RB
X-Acto
88
  DMF
>>>/pol/
25
  CMF
Pepakura
10
  CMF
1000 Cranes
8
  AMF
Paper Plane
11
  CF
Broken Printer Captain
No. Position Player
0
  GK
No Progress
90
  CB
Big Head Mode
12
  CB
Thick Card Stock
5
  LB
Graphig
69
  RB
Diagram Request
11
  DMF
Crease Pattern
3
  DMF
Kusudama
23
  CMF
Cubecraft
77
  CMF
Origami Dice
2
  AMF
PDO
23
  SS
Template
12
  CF
Tacky Glue

Reserves: /po/ Reserves and Academy

Match History

Cup Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
March 17, 2012 An icon.png /an/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-5 L X-Acto Goal 22'
Big Head Mode Goal 89'
March 17, 2012 An icon.png /an/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D X-Acto Goal 75'
October 13, 2012 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 D Paper Plane Goal 19'
October 13, 2012 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Paper Plane Goal 83'
October 19, 2012 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0 W Paper Plane Goal 84'
May 3, 2013 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-2 W Paper Goat Goal 26', 67'
Chapsy Goal 79'
May 5, 2013 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-2 D Paper Cut Goal 11'
Chapsy Goal 70'
May 11, 2013 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Moneygami Goal 16'
Paper Plane Goal 81'
May 18, 2013 X icon.png /x/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-3 L Paper Cut Goal 43'
August 16, 2013 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 5-0 W Paper Cut Goal 13', 25', 88'
Moneygami Goal 32'
Paper Plane Goal 43'
August 18, 2013 H icon.png /h/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 0-0 D
August 24, 2013 A icon.png /a/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup 0-5 L
November 15, 2013 C icon.png /c/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-4 L Chapsy Goal 10'
November 17, 2013 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-3 L
November 23, 2013 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1 L
April 4, 2014 Y icon.png /y/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W
video link 		Template Goal 20'
Chapsy Goal 57'
April 6, 2014 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-3 L
video link
April 18, 2014 N icon.png /n/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-0 W
video link 		Chapsy Goal 55'
MoneygamiGoal 58'
Paper Cut Goal 60', 89'
April 19, 2014 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L
video link 		Paper Goat Goal 67'
April 26, 2014 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L
video link 		Paper Plane Goal 41'
Paper Goat Goal 51'
July 19, 2014 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D
video link 		Paper Plane Goal 22'
July 25, 2014 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 2-0 W
video link 		Paper Cut Goal 44'
Template Goal 90+'
July 27, 2014 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 0-0 D
August 2, 2014 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-3 L Moneygami Goal 34'
February 13, 2015 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 0-3 L
February 15, 2015 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 0-2 L
February 21, 2015 B icon.png /b/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 W Moneygami Goal 19', 40'
April 25, 2015 O icon.png /o/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-4 L Paper Plane Goal 39', 90+'
April 26, 2015 Y icon.png /y/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Paper Plane Goal 8'
May 2, 2015 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W PDO Goal 88'
X-Acto Goal 90+'
April 10, 2015 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Paper Plane Goal 22'
October 24, 2015 H icon.png /h/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-0 D
October 25, 2015 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L 1,000 Cranes Goal 19'
November 6, 2015 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0 W Moneygami Goal 23'
X-Acto Goal 69'
November 8, 2015 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-6 L X-Acto Goal 44'
April 15, 2016 I icon.png /i/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-3 D 1000 Cranes Goal 26', 45+3'
Paper Plane Goal 39'
April 16, 2016 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-4 L Graphig Goal 10'
1000 Cranes Goal 35'
X-Acto Goal 49'
April 17, 2016 O icon.png /o/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-2 L Template Goal 32'
October 8, 2016 Y icon.png /y/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-1 W 1000 Cranes Goal 89', 90+2'
October 8, 2016 T icon.png /t/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-3 D X-Acto Goal 43'
1,000 Cranes Goal 45+2', 83'
October 8, 2016 Co icon.png /co/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 4-2 W 1,000 Cranes Goal 15', 23', 44', 74'
October 28, 2016 Out icon.png /out/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-4 L 1,000 Cranes Goal 45+0', 84'
Crease Pattern Goal 76'
October 30, 2016 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0 W 1,000 Cranes Goal 54'
November 5, 2016 A icon.png /a/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L 1,000 Cranes Goal 90+3'
May 12, 2017 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 77' Graphig
Goal 83' Paper Plane
May 14, 2017 T icon.png /t/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 11' Paper Plane
Goal 83' Diagram Request
May 20, 2017 P icon.png /p/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-2 L
May 27, 2017 G icon.png /g/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 9' Paper Plane
Goal 34' X-Acto
July 28th, 2017 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 3-3 D Goal 5', 87' 1,000 Cranes
Goal 56' Moneygami
July 30th, 2017 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 0-0 D
August 5th, 2017 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 2-4 L Goal 17' 1,000 Cranes
Goal 78' Moneygami
October 27th, 2017 X icon.png /x/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 37' Moneygami
Goal 90+5' 1,000 Cranes
October 29th, 2017 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-5 L Goal 90+3' 1,000 Cranes
November 4th, 2017 C icon.png /c/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 40' X-Acto
Goal 53' Broken Printer
May 5th, 2018 G icon.png /g/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-4 L Goal 59', 84', 86' Broken Printer
May 6th, 2018 O icon.png /o/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Goal 8' Cubecraft
May 12th, 2018 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-2 L
May 18th, 2018 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-4 L
July 9th, 2021 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-4 L Goal 37', 80' Broken Printer
July 17th, 2021 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-1 W Goal 45+2', 90+1' (pen.) Moneygami
July 25th, 2021 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2021 4chan World Cup 1-3 L Goal 90+2' 1000 Cranes

Friendly Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
April 14, 2012 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 4-0 L
May 16, 2012 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Paper Plane Goal 69'
June 9, 2012 K icon.png /k/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Paper Plane Goal 67'
September 2, 2012 X icon.png /x/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D X-Acto Goal 88'
September 15, 2012 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L X-Acto Goal 14'
September 22, 2012 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-2 W Paper Plane Goal 7', 55'
Big Head Mode Goal 79'
December 8, 2012 Ic icon.png /ic/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-0 L
April 7, 2013 G icon.png /g/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D X-Acto Goal 78'
April 7, 2013 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-0 W Paper Plane Goal 38'
X-Acto Goal 40'
Tacky Glue Goal 50'
Chapsy Goal 52'
June 7, 2014 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 5-2 L Paper Plane Goal 22'
Broken Printer Goal 29'
June 8, 2014 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 0-2 L

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
December 25, 2012 Int icon.png /int/ 2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16 3-0 W Paper Plane Goal 2', 17', 90+3'
December 25, 2012 H icon.png /h/ 2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals 2-2 W
(3-2) 		Paper Cut Goal 63', 84'
December 25, 2012 Y icon.png /y/ 2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals 2-1 L Paper Plane Goal 5'
December 25, 2012 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match 1-1 L
(3-5) 		Paper Plane Goal 25'
January 17, 2015 An icon.png /an/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 0-2 L
January 17, 2015 H icon.png /h/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Template Goal 64'
WE NEED A STICKY Goal 67'
February 27, 2015 T icon.png /t/ 2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals 2-1 L Paper Plane Goal 34'
August 22, 2015 M icon.png /m/ Lark's Madness 4-1 L 1000 Cranes Goal 25'

Honors

Downloads

Squad and formation

https://mega.nz/#!FwAm2BbS!IVUI5nnwK5HVNzYfJjbwcggPgGlRJpHCOy_YKduuPII (updated for Spring)

Aesthetics

https://mega.nz/#!UxYABaLT!KZmo9ZX-yqu_yKXQmdjBe4269f6DKSRfOIoWNorSyTQ (updated for Autumn)

Music

https://mega.nz/#!tcBjyabC!IjsTW8lZpnZA96MMY3dcUoh7PdbBnJUL1SD0ae6fAe0

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