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{{POLBoardInfobox
{{POLBoardInfobox
|team= polder
|team= polder
|general= yes
|polder logo.png|250px
|polder logo.png|250px
|motto= Breek het Partijkartel!
|motto= Breek het Partijkartel!
|name= Dutch Politics General
|name= Dutch Politics General
|date= 23 January 1579
|date= 23 January 1579
|irl= {{Anonymous|Smokey|!Z/a3g/GAYo}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Managerless}} <br>
|manager= SmokeyTheBear10
|manager= Tweede Kamer der Staten Generaal
|founder={{Anonymous|Smokey|!Z/a3g/GAYo}}
|bgcolor= ff7f00
|bgcolor= ff7f00
|txtcolor= 000000
|txtcolor= 000000
|color1= ff7f00
|color1= ff7f00
|color2= ffffff
|color2=  
|captain= GEERT
|captain= KANKER
|w= 0
|scorer= KANKER
|goals= 3
|assister= {{tt|5 players|Zwarte Piet, Kanker, Pannenkoeken, Thierry Baudet, Woensdag Gehaktdag}}
|assists= 1
|w= 1
|d= 0
|d= 0
|l= 0
|l= 5
|gf= 0
|gf= 6
|ga= 0
|ga= 14
|win_home= N/A
|win_home= auspol
|win_away= N/A
|win_away= polder
|win_score_home= 0
|win_score_home= 1
|win_score_away= 0
|win_score_away= 2
|win_date=  
|win_date= June 23rd, 2019
|lose_home= N/A
|lose_home= ptg
|lose_away= N/A
|lose_away= polder
|lose_score_home= 0
|lose_score_home= 2
|lose_score_away= 0
|lose_score_away= 0
|lose_date=  
|lose_date= January 5th, 2018
|first_home= N/A
|first_home= ptg
|first_away= N/A
|first_away= polder
|first_score_home= 0
|first_score_home= 2
|first_score_away= 0
|first_score_away= 0
|first_date=
|first_date= January 5th, 2018
|hex= ff7f00
|hex= ff7f00
|color= Orange-Nassau
|color= Orange-Nassau
|poleague_appearances= '''0'''
|poleague_appearances= '''2'''
|first_poleague_appearance= [[/pol/eague_2]]
|first_poleague_appearance= [[/pol/eague 2]]
|best_poleague_result= '''N/A'''
|best_poleague_result= 12th
|best_poleague_cup= [[/pol/eague_2]]
|best_poleague_cup= [[/pol/eague 2]]
|anthem= https://youtu.be/uMHbAKvPJkU
|anthem= youtu.be/K2TLKT2G07U
|a_title= Wilhelmus
|a_title= Voorwaards Stormsoldaat
|horn= https://youtu.be/xnP4O-pG1kU
|altanthem1= youtu.be/5FdEzwgOmtY
|gh_title= Viva Hollandia
|altanthem1_title= Fijn Uitgedoste Barbaar
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|horn= few.vu.nl/~mkj310/data/MINDER.mp3
|gh_title= MINDER
|altgh2_what= Pannenkoeken
|altgh2_title= Ik Ga Pannenkoeken Eten Lied
|althorn2=youtu.be/SJnxvc8hzAI
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== Roster ==
== Roster ==
{{sq start}}
{| border="0"
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="">Party Cartel</span>}}
|-
{{sq start player  |no=44 |pos=CB  |name= <span class="explain" title="">Anne Frank</span>}}
|bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top" width="48%"|
{{sq start player  |no=66 |pos=CB  |name= <span class="explain" title="">Lavender Revolution</span>}}
{| border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
{{sq start player  |no=28 |pos=DMF  |name= <span class="explain" title="">Polder Politics</span>}}
|- style="color:#000000; background:#ff7f00;"
{{sq silver player  |no=41 |pos=DMF  |name= <span class="explain" title="">Mark Rutte</span>}}
!width=1%|No.
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="">Less Morrocans</span>}}
!width=1%|Position
{{sq start player  |no=2 |pos=LWF  |name= <span class="explain" title="">Love for Dykes</span>}}
!width=225px|Player
{{sq silver player |no=39 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="">Koning Willem IV</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= Jaap Stronks}}
{{sq gold player  |no=10 |pos=CF  |name= <span class="explain" title="">GEERT</span>}} {{Captain}}
{{sq start player  |no=2 |pos=CB  |name= Anne Frank}}
{{sq gold player |no=99 |pos=SS  |name= <span class="explain" title="">Thierrry Baudet</span>}}
{{sq start player  |no=3 |pos=CB  |name= Grutte Pier}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=RWF  |name= <span class="explain" title="">We Are Relevant</span>}}
{{sq start player  |no=4 |pos=DMF  |name= Hapa.rar}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq silver player  |no=5 |pos=DMF  |name= Mark Rutten}}
{{sq player |no=92 |pos=GK  |name= <span class="explain" title="The Dvce made the trains run on time.">Trains Run On Time</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name= Guus Meeuwis}}
{{sq player |no=37 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="GET FUCKED LABOUR UNIONS">Corporatism</span>}}
{{sq start player  |no=7 |pos=LWF  |name= Patrick 'Grandmaestro' Pereira}}
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=CB  |name= <span class="explain" title="Eventually, the traditionalist realizes how modernity is a direct cause-effect evolution of his own philosophical doctrine and embraces the idea that to build a new ideal future man, it is mandatory to abolish all past conventions and abandon any form of intellectualism that even indirectly shaped society into what he rejects.">Death to Tradfags</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=SS |name= Pannenkoeken}}
{{sq player |no=30 |pos=CB  |name= <span class="explain" title="The bourgeois capitalists have turned our society decadent.">No Free Market Shills Allowed</span>}}
{{sq gold player  |no=9 |pos=CF  |name= KANKER}} {{Captain}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF  |name= <span class="explain" title="I don't give a shit fuck off">Me ne frego</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=SS  |name= Thierry Baudet}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="オーストリア人は侍を恐れる">Camerata Samurai</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=RWF  |name= Zwarte Piet}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=LMF  |name= <span class="explain" title="Our program is simple: we want to rule Italy.">March on Rome</span>}}
|}
{{sq player  |no=71 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="muh mare nostrum">Spazio Vitale</span>}}
| width="1%" |
{{sq player  |no=24 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Spaghetti is no food for fighters.">Futurist Cooking</span>}}
|bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top" width="48%"|
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=RMF  |name= <span class="explain" title="Master thyself, then others shall thee beare, Pull down thy vanity, Thou art a beaten dog beneath the hail, A swollen magpie in a fitful sun, Half black half white, Nor knowst’ou wing from tail, Pull down thy vanity, How mean thy hates, Fostered in falsity, Pull down thy vanity, Rathe to destroy, niggard in charity, Pull down thy vanity, I say pull down.">Ezra Pound</span>}}
{| border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
{{sq player  |no=45 |pos=LWF  |name= <span class="explain" title="Anauê!">Salgado</span>}}
|- style="color:#000000; background:#ff7f00;"
{{sq player  |no=99 |pos=RWF  |name= <span class="explain" title="VELOCITÀ">F/A/S/T</span>}}
!width=1%|No.
!width=1%|Position
!width=225px|Player
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK  |name= Anton Mussert}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name= Rost van Tonningen}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB  |name= Kees van der Staaij}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB  |name= Annexation of Belgium When?}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF  |name= GEERT}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CMF |name= Heineken}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=LMF  |name= Muh Slavery}}
{{sq player  |no=19 |pos=LMF |name= Pim Fortuyn}}
{{sq player  |no=20 |pos=RMF |name= Woensdag Gehaktdag}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=RMF  |name= {{greentext|NS >On Time}}}}
{{sq player  |no=22 |pos=LWF  |name= Comfy Canals}}
{{sq player  |no=23 |pos=RWF  |name= AIVD}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
==Goalhorns and anthems==


==Matches==
==Matches==
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
|-
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Date
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Opponent
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Competition
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Result
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Scorers
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 5 January 2018
|{{team away|ptg}}
|align=center|[[:/pol/eague 2]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 5 January 2018
|{{team away|auspol}}
|align=center|[[:/pol/eague 2]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small> {{goal|16}}  GEERT<br></small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 6 January 2018
|{{team away|sng}}
|align=center|[[:/pol/eague 2]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small> {{goal|27}} GEERT<br></small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 22 June 2019
|{{team away|italypol}}
|align=center|[[:/pol/eague 4]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 23 June 2019
|{{team away|auspol}}
|align=center|[[:/pol/eague 4]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small> {{goal|15||65}} Kanker<br></small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 29 June 2019
|{{team away|nsg}}
|align=center|[[:/pol/eague 4]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small> {{goal|40}} Pannenkoeken<br>{{goal|51}} Kanker<br></small>
|}


==Statistics==


{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 30%"
|+'''Top Goalscorers'''
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Player
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Goals
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-
|KANKER
|3
|-
|GEERT
|2
|-
|Pannenkoeken
|1
|-
|}


==Aesthetics==
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 30%"
 
|+'''Top Assisters'''
 
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Player
!style="background:#ff7f00;color:#000000"| Assists
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-
|Zwarte Piet
|1
|-
|KANKER
|1
|-
|Pannenkoeken
|1
|-
|Thierry Baudet
|1
|-
|Woensdag Gehaktdag
|1
|-
|}


{{Navbox /pol/eague}}
{{Navbox /pol/eague}}

Latest revision as of 13:37, 13 January 2020

/polder/
Breek het Partijkartel!
Polder logo.png
/polder/ - Dutch Politics General
Founded 23 January 1579
Manager Tweede Kamer der Staten Generaal
IRL manager Managerless
Team color
HEX color ff7f00
Orange-Nassau
Top scorer KANKER (3)
Top assister 5 players (1)
Captain KANKER
Website /polder/ - Dutch Politics General
Nickname "Baudet raketten"
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
1 0 5 6 16.67%
GF GA GD
6 14 -8
Biggest win
/auspol/ Auspol icon.png 1–2 Polder icon.png /polder/
June 23rd, 2019
Biggest defeat
/ptg/ Ptg icon.png 2–0 Polder icon.png /polder/
January 5th, 2018
First match
/ptg/ Ptg icon.png 2–0 Polder icon.png /polder/
January 5th, 2018
/pol/eague
Appearances 2 (First in /pol/eague 2)
Best result 12th, /pol/eague 2
Team music
Anthem Voorwaards Stormsoldaat
Victory Anthem Fijn Uitgedoste Barbaar
Goal horn MINDER
Pannenkoeken Ik Ga Pannenkoeken Eten Lied
Kits


VOOR VOLK EN VADERLAND

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Jaap Stronks
2
  CB
Anne Frank
3
  CB
Grutte Pier
4
  DMF
Hapa.rar
5
  DMF
Mark Rutten
6
  DMF
Guus Meeuwis
7
  LWF
Patrick 'Grandmaestro' Pereira
8
  SS
Pannenkoeken
9
  CF
KANKER Captain
10
  SS
Thierry Baudet
11
  RWF
Zwarte Piet
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Anton Mussert
13
  CB
Rost van Tonningen
14
  CB
Kees van der Staaij
15
  CB
Annexation of Belgium When?
16
  DMF
GEERT
17
  CMF
Heineken
18
  LMF
Muh Slavery
19
  LMF
Pim Fortuyn
20
  RMF
Woensdag Gehaktdag
21
  RMF
>NS >On Time
22
  LWF
Comfy Canals
23
  RWF
AIVD

Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
5 January 2018 Ptg icon.png /ptg/ /pol/eague 2 0-2 L
5 January 2018 Auspol icon.png /auspol/ /pol/eague 2 1-3 L Goal 16' GEERT
6 January 2018 Sng icon.png /sng/ /pol/eague 2 1-3 L Goal 27' GEERT
22 June 2019 Italypol icon.png /italypol/ /pol/eague 4 0-1 L
23 June 2019 Auspol icon.png /auspol/ /pol/eague 4 2-1 W Goal 15', 65' Kanker
29 June 2019 Nsg icon.png /nsg/ /pol/eague 4 2-3 L Goal 40' Pannenkoeken
Goal 51' Kanker

Statistics

Top Goalscorers
Player Goals
KANKER 3
GEERT 2
Pannenkoeken 1
Top Assisters
Player Assists
Zwarte Piet 1
KANKER 1
Pannenkoeken 1
Thierry Baudet 1
Woensdag Gehaktdag 1
v • d • e
/pol/eague
Teams
Auspol icon.png /auspol/  •  Balk icon.png /balk/  •  Britpol icon.png /britpol/  •  Cg icon.png /cg/  •  Esp icon.png /esp/  •  Fsg icon.png /fsg/  •  Happening icon.png /happening/  •  Italypol icon.png /italypol/  •  Krautpol icon.png /krautpol/  •  Leftypol icon.png /leftypol/  •  Mlpol icon.png /mlpol/  •  Nsg icon.png /nsg/  •  Pole icon.png /pole/  •  Ptg icon.png /ptg/  •  Sag icon.png /sag/  •  Shill icon.png /shill/  • Sig icon.png /sig/  •  Tcr icon.png /tcr/
Tournaments
Statistics
Rosters
Legacy Teams
Cvg icon.png /cvg/ • Eire icon.png /eire/ • Lrg icon.png /lrg/ & Ancap icon.png /ancap/ • Pay icon.png /pay/ • Polder icon.png /polder/ • Sg icon.png /sg/ • Sng icon.png /sng/
Other
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