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{{SimpleBoardInfobox | {{SimpleBoardInfobox | ||
|team= ice | |team= ice | ||
|motto= | |motto= I AM COLD | ||
|name= ice | |name= ice | ||
|date= 13th October 2017 | |date= 13th October 2017 | ||
|manager= | |manager= Ice King | ||
|owner= | |owner= PepsiCo® | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|Toffelskater}} | |irl= {{Anonymous|Toffelskater}} | ||
|color1= | |bgcolor= D4ECF3 | ||
|color2= | |color1= D4ECF3 | ||
|color2= 001548 | |||
|color3= (Optional) Third team color in HEX code. Will enable the section 'Extra Team Color' | |color3= (Optional) Third team color in HEX code. Will enable the section 'Extra Team Color' | ||
|color4= (Optional) Fourth team color in HEX code. | |color4= (Optional) Fourth team color in HEX code. | ||
|hex= | |hex= D4ECF3 | ||
|color= | |color= Ice Cold | ||
|scorer= | |scorer= How Do We Fix Ice Type? | ||
|goals= | |goals= 4 | ||
|assister= | |assister= | ||
|assists= | |assists= | ||
|captain=ICE | |captain=ICE | ||
|nickname= /ice/ | |nickname= /ice/picks | ||
|w=0 | |w=0 | ||
|d= | |d=2 | ||
|l= | |l=3 | ||
|gf= | |gf= 8 | ||
|ga= | |ga= 11 | ||
|win_home= | |win_home= | ||
|win_away= | |win_away= | ||
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|win_score_away= 0 | |win_score_away= 0 | ||
|win_date= TBD | |win_date= TBD | ||
|lose_home= | |lose_home= ice | ||
|lose_away= | |lose_away= gt | ||
|lose_score_home= 0 | |lose_score_home= 0 | ||
|lose_score_away= | |lose_score_away= 3 | ||
|lose_date= | |lose_date= 24 March 2019 | ||
|first_home= | |first_home= ice | ||
|first_away= | |first_away= SerieA | ||
|first_score_home= | |first_score_home= 3 | ||
|first_score_away= | |first_score_away= 4 | ||
|first_date= | |first_date= 7 July 2018 | ||
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I1AsSWsetc&t= | |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I1AsSWsetc&t= | ||
|a_title= The only good thing about this game was the OST | |a_title= The only good thing about this game was the OST | ||
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|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5AYLyV8iAc | |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5AYLyV8iAc | ||
|gh_title= Snow Mecha Take Off - Zabutom | |gh_title= Snow Mecha Take Off - Zabutom | ||
|altgh1_what= <span class="explain" title="How do we fix Ice Type?, Jack Frost, Ice Physics and | |altgh1_what= <span class="explain" title="How do we fix Ice Type?, Jack Frost, Ice Physics, Cirno and Chill Man">Vidya</span> Goalhorn | ||
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxlqTpZ-24 | |althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxlqTpZ-24 | ||
|altgh1_title= Ice Cap Zone Act 1 | |altgh1_title= Ice Cap Zone Act 1 | ||
|altgh2_what= When Anyone scores a Hattrick | |altgh2_what= When Anyone scores a Hattrick | ||
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKRkOFlIdsQ | ||
|altgh2_title= Diamond Dust Zone Act | |altgh2_title= Diamond Dust Zone Act 2 | ||
|altgh3_what= Ulsa Goalhorn | |altgh3_what= Ulsa Goalhorn | ||
|althorn3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_BbALQqKLA | |althorn3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_BbALQqKLA | ||
|altgh3_title= DO NOT HOLD ONTO IT | |altgh3_title= DO NOT HOLD ONTO IT | ||
|altgh4_what= NOOT NOOT Goalhorn | |altgh4_what= NOOT NOOT Goalhorn | ||
|althorn4= | |althorn4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPyybljWfDg | ||
|altgh4_title= NOOT NOOT | |altgh4_title= NOOT NOOT | ||
}} | }} | ||
A meme team which | A meme team which was made to compete [[User:MarcoZ/Beta_Bowl_II:_Pepe%27s_Revenge|this event]] <span class="explain" title="The Beta Bowl II never actually happened, thanks PES 18">except it never did</span> so then they competed in this [[:/ag/_League_3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition|autism]]. Then /myteam/'s manager memed me into entering [[Beta_Bowl_3|this event]] because the second was cancelled. Maybe one day they'll even have <span class="explain" title="NEON PINK">not fugged aesthetics</span>, or even a non NEON PINK KIT. Maybe they'll <span class="explain" title="Vanilla Ice is on the team">even change a player or two</span>, or they might win a game. | ||
===Export=== | |||
[https://mega.nz/#!ZiJyUQCa!5DvMhsiiu8jzya5BHbqRoXUn1AsE0TRwLG27dLvb5no| /ag/ League 3 Tactical Export]<br> | |||
https://pastebin.com/dh3Xh69y | |||
Slavstetics :^) | |||
=== /ice/ Roster === | === /ice/ Roster === | ||
Update soon | |||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="The world's Northernmost commieblock (city), no one or ball gets into this isolated commieblock and their precious nickel and rare earth metal reserves, unless you're a quality Russian or Belerussian ball.">Norilsk</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=35 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="The world's Northernmost commieblock (city), no one or ball gets into this isolated commieblock and their precious nickel and rare earth metal reserves, unless you're a quality Russian or Belerussian ball. Or if you're coming to work in the Gulag.">Norilsk</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=42 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="The most PATRICIAN way of showing off where your interests or powerlevel lie in the form of an image. The perfect way to show if you're a normalfag or autist, brainlet or enlightened or to just tell someone else that their taste is shit.">Iceberg Chart</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=9|pos= | {{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Everyone's favourite part of a video game when the ice level has different mechanics, usually being having less control over the character or making their defenses worse. Usually these mechanics create artificial difficulty. Also why are these levels always about 3/4 of the way through the game?">{{greentext|Ice Physics}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=25 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="The Svalbard NEET lives a comfy life living off autismbux from oil rich Norway, while having nothing to do to end his NEETdom. Too bad his computer probably doesn't work due to the cold temperatures, fucking semiconductors, and probably gets attacked by polar bears on a regular basis. Maybe that's why there's almost no Kingdom of Svalbard flags on 4chan.">Comfy Svalbard NEET</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="Zoinks Skooks! Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the Sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the Caveman?">Caveman Sheriff</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=1 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=9|pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="The magical Touhou ice fairy. 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA 9. BAKA ">Cirno</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=1 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Nightmare fuel from everyone's favourite Finnish anime. The Groke just wants friendship, warmth and a few useless trinkets but she grunts for everything she wants and freezes everything she goes near, and due to this is rejected by everyone, living in her cavern in the lonely mountains. She's just like the average user here then.">The Groke</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq bronze player |no=13 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="If ratboygenius fucked one of those Spiderman Frozen nursrey rhymes videos, and was raised by someone who made a parody of those nursrey rhymes this would be the result. Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, the ice is very COLD!!!!! Do not hold on to it, do not hold onto it, only I can be so bold! Doooo not touch ice for it may freeze you, but it wont freeze meeeeee, you must not grab the ice! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAA! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, it will freeze your hand!! Do not hold onto it, do not hold onto it, you must follow my command! Only I can hold onto ice, while others who do. Must pay the price!">Ulsa</span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=4 |pos= | {{sq silver player |no=89 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="ICE, known as the InterCityExpress, are the High Speed Trains which operate in Germany and some of the surrounding countries. German autism (engineering) at its finest, although not as good as the Japanese bullet trains. Why can't we all get good HSR desu?">ICE</span> {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=90 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="The mascot of the Dark Souls of JRPGs himself, from the spinoff of the popular Persona series, Shin Megami Tensei has decided to play divegrass for /ice/. Hee Ho.">Jack Frost</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=4 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="Ice Type Pokemon are generally shit, mainly due to their type. They have one resistance, Ice itself, and four weaknessess, along with many 4x weaknesses, most of them being common offensive types, while also generally having stats that benefit bulky Pokemon. Great combination with a shit defensive type. They also get little to no buff from Hail, and almost every Water Type and a bunch of other stuff learn all their moves which makes their offensive advantages relatively useless on Ice if others can use their moves. Even fucking fairies took away their dragon killing niche. Fix this shit GameFreak.">How do we fix Ice Type?</span>}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=58 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="I needed a /hoc/ meme in the team, I don't watch hockey, this one even got onto the /sp/ roster in 2017. He lived up to his name against /x/.">Finnish Goaltending</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=66 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Some rumour that he's frozen somewhere in the depths of Disneyland, except he isn't maybe. He'll come back and reanimate the mouse one day.">Frozen Walt Disney</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=30 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Well, seeing as he's frozen for about another 980 years, and he's doing nothing else he might as well play some virtual divegrass to pass the time. I wonder what being frozen and revivied feels like? tfw can't afford cryogenics either.">Frozen Philip J. Fry</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=41 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="A meme which has defeated many fine European leaders, including Napoleon and Hitler, because of the Russian Winter. Who will be the next leader to fall to this meme?">{{greentext|Attacking Russia in Winter}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=52 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="IceCat is a fork of Firefox from the GNU project. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as IceCat, is in fact, GNU IceCat, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus IceCat.">IceCat</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yuri on Ice!!! rep, If only I actually watched this I might know something other than there being fags ice skating, which is shit in its own right. Also everything is better when followed by On Ice">Gays on Ice!!!</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="THEY'RE FUCKING BACK IN SMASH BROS, BASED MASHED POTATO SOCCER GUY. Now they just need to add Rundas and Jack Frost.">Ice Climbers</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=27 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="An utter meme sporting event which is competed by colder countries to make them feel better for doing shit at the real Olympics. My country is shit at them though, gib snow pls.">{{greentext|Winter Olympics}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=99 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="Hiro, for fuck sake, the site is fucking down again, I can't post for hours now, fuck you you fucking gook. Oh look, now I can't post images anymore. Go fuck a rake. Was it really better under moot?">4chan is Frozen again</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=74 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title=" Chef Ramsey is not impressed, he paid top dollar for a fucking frozen steak which was cooked in a microwave. I mean, I just found this at the back of my freezer, it's frozen, it must be fresh and still good to eat. I certainly won't die eating it. Also a fantastic way to preserve meat for the McMammoth™ burger. Why not have some fresh ice to put into your refreshing fresh Pepsi™ too?">IT'S FUCKING FROZEN FOOD</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=62 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Ah yes, Iceland, the land of fucking volcanoes and dentists, although it's still cold here. Then we have fucking Greenland which is all ice. Someone should fix this shit.">"""Ice"""Land</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no=77 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="NOOT NOOT motherfuckers. Pingu is a meme 77 striker who has a unique goalhorn.">NOOT NOOT</span>}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
===Results=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=75% | |||
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!style="background:#D4ECF3;color:#001548"| Date | |||
!style="background:#D4ECF3;color:#001548"| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#D4ECF3;color:#001548"| Competition | |||
!style="background:#D4ECF3;color:#001548"| Result | |||
!style="background:#D4ECF3;color:#001548"| Scorers | |||
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| July 7, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|SerieA}} | |||
| align=center|[[:/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition|/ag/ League 3]] | |||
| align=center|3-4 L | |||
|<small>4chan is frozen again {{goal|71}}<br>How do we fix Ice Type? {{goal|44}}<br>Jack Frost{{goal|89}} </small> | |||
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| July 8, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|ncaah}} | |||
| align=center|[[:/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition|/ag/ League 3]] | |||
| align=center|3-2 L | |||
|<small>How do we Fix Ice Type? {{goal|37}}<br>Jack Frost {{goal|50}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| July 14, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|snes}} | |||
| align=center|[[:/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition|/ag/ League 3]] | |||
| align=center|0-1 L | |||
|<small></small> | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| March 21, 2019 | |||
| {{team away|bang}} | |||
| align=center|[[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
| align=center|1-1 D | |||
|<small>How do we Fix Ice Type? {{goal|64}}</small> | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| March 22, 2019 | |||
| {{team away|oilels}} | |||
| align=center|[[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
| align=center|2-2 L | |||
|<small>How do we Fix Ice Type? {{goal|49}} Jack Frost {{goal|70}}</small> | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| March 24, 2019 | |||
| {{team away|gt}} | |||
| align=center|[[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
| align=center|0-3 L | |||
|<small></small> | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
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A meme team which was made to compete this event except it never did so then they competed in this autism. Then /myteam/'s manager memed me into entering this event because the second was cancelled. Maybe one day they'll even have not fugged aesthetics, or even a non NEON PINK KIT. Maybe they'll even change a player or two, or they might win a game.
Export
/ag/ League 3 Tactical Export
https://pastebin.com/dh3Xh69y
Slavstetics :^)
/ice/ Roster
Update soon
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Results
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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July 7, 2018 | /SerieA/ | /ag/ League 3 | 3-4 L | 4chan is frozen again 71' How do we fix Ice Type? 44' Jack Frost 89' |
July 8, 2018 | /ncaah/ | /ag/ League 3 | 3-2 L | How do we Fix Ice Type? 37' Jack Frost 50' |
July 14, 2018 | /snes/ | /ag/ League 3 | 0-1 L | |
March 21, 2019 | /bang/ | Beta Bowl 3 | 1-1 D | How do we Fix Ice Type? 64' |
March 22, 2019 | /oilels/ | Beta Bowl 3 | 2-2 L | How do we Fix Ice Type? 49' Jack Frost 70' |
March 24, 2019 | /gt/ | Beta Bowl 3 | 0-3 L |