/pol/ Roster

This is the roster of players for /pol/.

Statistics are incomplete and begun at the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup due to lack of archived data.

"Hitler is great!"

— DrBorisG

DrBorisG before /pol/'s game againt /sp/ in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup

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Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description
GK		24	Archive It	"Let's archive it" - Nordbot
GK		0	Not An Argument	The go-to catchphrase for Canadian libertarian YouTuber Stefan Molyneux. Whether you may take on the eternal Molymeme with arguments on why roads are good, taxes need to be raised, or even something as stupid as saying children cannot have consensual sex with an adult, you can always expect your rhetoric to be instantly BTFO by those three words.
LB		68	Memeball	A meme best associated with the anarcho-capitalist presence on /pol/, it is most often used depicting strawmans associated with the ideology (i.e. killing your neighbor with a child slave army because he violated the NAP by looking onto your property, bending the light waves by the Observer effect), but is also seen regarding other ideologies, nation, 4chan boards, etc. The memeball is the primary representative of /pol/s /ancap/ general, and makes up the majority of that general's team in the /pol/league.
CB		1	Academics Please Respond	Semi-popular YouTuber Kraut and Tea, who is a part of the skeptic community and is best buddies with fellow liberalist cuck Sargon of Akkad. Just like Sargon, Kraut has taken several jabs at the alt-right and race realism, proclaiming himself to be declaring war agains the AR, and his popularity has consequently declined because of it. Now in order for him to eat both lunch AND dinner, he will have to play for /pol/ alongside the ideology he hates. Famous for making poorly-made, poorly-researched shitty alt-lite videos.
CB		7	DEUS VULT	Participating in the Crusades, European knights have been long revered by /pol/s Christian community for removing kebab before it was cool. Commissioned by Pope Urban II, these heroes want nothing more than to retake the Holy Land, namely the city of Jerusalem. Driven forward by their calls of DEUS VULT, (or "god wills it"), the knights's everlasting presence as a defender for /pol/ cannot be understated, as all Muslims cower before their feet. Si Deus Pro Nobis, Quis Contras Nos?
CB		24	AfD-Chan	While modern-day Germany is a very cucked nation, the people of the once-great Reich have taken steps towards the right once more with the rise in popularity of political party Alternative for Deutschland (AfD). While the party has suffered many schisms, it performed very well in the country's elections in 2017, and is currently the third strongest party in the Fatherland. Supporters of the party have affectionately made an anime character as a symbol for the alt-right, identitarianism, and nationalism.
LB		68	Dindu Nuffin	Whether it be the actions of young black future scientists such as Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, or Rodney King, the black community always stands by their side in solidarity against the evil police officers of WHITE AMERICA. These poor souls did nothing wrong, went to church every week, and were 5.0 students in school, and it must be known that black lives do indeed matter. While teammates such as Moonman may dislike Dindu's presence on the team, our inclusion of him reflects /pol/s acceptance of diversity and rejection of racism in all forms.
CB		72	Best Korea	While North Korea is a communist shithole, it is /ourshithole/ thanks to Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un's Juche policies which mirror national socialism. Therefore, the Norks are better than their westernized weeb counterparts. Has a shaky relationship with teammate Donald J. Trump, mainly because he wishes that his nukes shot farther than the Donald's. Big fan of jelly donuts, basketball, and fetish porn.
CB		23	Alex Jones	A prominent conspiracy theorist and water filter merchant based out of Austin, Texas, Alex Jones is the leader of InfoWars, a media outlet that pushes alternative news and looks to protect free speech, patriotism, and freedom. Fueled by Super Male Vitality and Brain Force, Alex features superior testosterone levels and brain functionality on the field, and has vowed to protect /pol/ against human-animal hybrids and gay frogs. His fervor towards fighting the globalists is unmatched, and the Rothschilds should most certainly be afraid.
CB		55	Ben Garrison	A prominent anti-Semite and leader of the American Nazi Party's Ministry of Public Enlightenment, "Zyklon Ben" Garrison is a long-standing member of the team, silently providing his superior propaganda value to the team as a defender. Off the field, he is credited with creating great political cartoons targeting the left, which has earned him great fame in the eyes of /pol/lacks. While he insists that he is a libertarian and not a National Socialists, if you look behind the facade, you will find that he is full 14/88.
RB			Truck of Peace	Not satisfied with just adding the Dodge Challenger to the team, /pol/ called upon its connections with the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, and was able to rent out one of the jihadi group's own Trucks of Peace, responsible for numerous terrorist attacks in Europe, where the truck has been used to run down numerous infidels. While the inclusion of the truck is certainly controversial, it reflects the European will to submit to Islam as well as the front grill of a Renault Midium cargo truck, an issue that /pol/ is definitely interested in.
DMF		45	Donald Trump	Arguably one of the greatest figures in /pol/ history, billionaire, real estate mogul, and TV star Donald J. Trump became the poster-child of /pol/ and the alt-right as a whole after winning the United States 2016 presidential election on a platform of nationalism, anti-globalism, and populism. Aided by /pol/s superior meme-making army, Trump would pull off one of the greatest upsets in American political history, defeating Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. As a result, DJT is one of the most popular players on /pol/, as he looks to make the 4chan cup great again. #MAGA
CMF		2	The Bogdanoffs	Thanks to the secrecy of these elusive French twins, you may need a quick rundown of why and how they control our world. While you can always ask a generous /pol/lack, let it be known that the Rothschilds do indeed bow down to the Bogdanoffs and their special powers. Their music is known for its meditative qualities, as it allows for an individual to become "bogpilled", which is considered to be the final pill, and the hardest pill to swallow. While we may not know the intentions of the Bogdanoffs, we can only hope that they are good.
CMF		6	Jews	OY VEY! A veteran member of the /pol/ team, Jews, a god-tier shekel-collector, represents the one and only tribe of Zion in the 4chan cup. While Jews's loyalty to the team is often called into question, it is sure that as long as he is given his shekels, the Merchant will never fail to deliver. A /pol/ fan favorite, and an eternal meme thanks to his player design, legend has it that his nose increases in size with every goal he scores. OY GEVALT! SHUT IT DOWN!!!
AMF		88	Hitler	The Führer himself. An artist, vegetarian, non-smoker, animal lover, and political icon, since 2012, Papa Adolf has extended his greatness into football. The heart and soul of /pol/, Hitler has proven that he is not just a great person, but a great athlete, being the 2nd highest scorer in the team's history. Energizing /pol/s loyal fanbase, a fan cannot resist going full fash as he races past the defense, outwitting the goalkeeper like he outwitted the French in 1940 to lead us towards greatness. SIEG HEIL!!!! 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
DMF		59	Assad	The leader of the Syrian Arab Republic since 2000, and long-time /pol/ goalkeeper, Bashar al-Assad is a legend in the /pol/ community, namely its Syria general (/sg/). Taking the fight directly to the (((Islamic State))), peaceful moderate rebels, and the K*rds, Assad has shown his love for his nation, resisting (((Western))) influence with the help of his buddy Vladimir Putin. The veteran continues to contribute to the team, now in the midfield, and proving to everyone that YOU CANNOT MOSSAD THE ASSAD.
DMF		77	Breivik	Norwegian national socialist who was the holder of the mass killing high score for years after gunning down a left-wing indoctrination camp. Fortunately, since Norway is cucked and has a very lenient prison system, /pol/ is able to rent out Breivik's services, and as a result he has been a long-standing member of the team. A true hero and defender of a free Europe, Breivik continues to stand in solidarity with national socialism against globalist and communist incursion.
CMF		12	Doompaul	One of /pol/s classic memes, Doompaul is one the original members of /pol/ in the 4chan cup, leading the team back during his peak in 2012. Based on 2012 Republican presidential nominee and staunch libertarian Ron Paul, the OG continues to serve the team to this day, warning us all that "we truly could have prevented this" and that "it's happening". While Doompaul's role has greatly diminished over the years, his presence serves as a testament to the roots of this great team.
CMF		1	Madman Hyde	American comedian responsible for LITERALLY every single mass shooting in recent history. Whether it be mowing down churchgoers in Texas, you can count on CNN to report that the madman was involved. While we all know that he will strike again, the same question stands: CAN HE EVER BE STOPPED? Tends to make sporadic public appearances, scaring the hell out of those who know his true identity, and is often seen holding a Kalashnikov rifle, preparing for his next massacre. Spends his free time as a midfielder for /pol/, striking even on the field.
AMF		7	Peaceful Buddhist	A newcomer to the /pol/ team, the peaceful buddhist made a name for himself in Myanmar after honing his inner-Serbia to remove kebab en masse. Wiping out a ton of Rohingya Muslims in mid-2017, he has garnered the anger of the international community, namely the (((UN))) for resisting Islamic incursion. His actions have shown that Buddhists are willing to defeat the religion of peace, and that Christians are indeed the most cucked religion in the present day. The Buddha must be proud.
CF		18	Moonman	The newest face to break out on the /pol/ scene, Moonman began his career as a mascot for American fast-food giant McDonalds' late-night menu selections. However, after he fell out of favor with the company, he decided to become a meme, speaking out in favor of white supremacy by using music. His rap abilities have made him one of the most beloved figures on the board, with his music being played almost ubiquitously by /pol/lacks, and featured as his goal horn here in the 4chan cup. "Moonman, Moonman can't you see, spics and niggers need to hang from trees and I just love your racist way, that's why their mom is so black and you're so great."
SS		69	Soyboy	A weak whiteboi who ate too much estrogenic soy and not enough onions, and is now a vehement supporter of Bernie Sanders while taking care of his wife's boyfriends baby. Went to see Black Panther out of guilt and pays his black neighbors reparations in the form of his wife and the few shekels he has left from buying hundreds of liters of soylent. Also a dirty commie, and periodically attends Antifa riots with his fellow soyboy friends.

Retired Players

Pos.	Picture	#	Name	Description
GK		0	Issam Zahreddine	Formerly the major general of the Syrian Arab Army in besieged Deir-ez-Zor, Issam (also referred to affectionately as "the Druze Beast") became a national hero for his bravery and resilience, defending his city from the (((Islamic State))) for over three whole years relying on airdrops alone, and fighting alongside his men. However, the legend of Issam ended when he was killed by a land mine shortly after the siege was lifted; while he has been immortalized on /pol/s Syria general (/sg/), on this team he follows in his leader Assad's footsteps as a goalkeeper for the board.
GK		99	BUILD WALL	First brought to life by President Donald Trump on the campaign trail in 2016, BUILD WALL keeps out dirty Mexican illegal aliens from entering the United States. However, since the wall has not been built yet, and the wall was partly responsible for a torrid 2016 season for the /pol/ team, he was retired going into 2017, being replaced by Nordbot. Deport them all.
GK			CTR	A shoddy JIDF ripoff created by the Hillary Clinton campaign and her (((donors))) during the 2016 presidential election as a means of combating Trump's hordes of autistic /pol/lacks and their memes. Paid to shill, their actions were quickly revealed, and for the rest of the election they became a running gag to refer to anyone that shitposted against the Donald. After Trump's victory in the election, the shitposting disappeared, signifying CTR's defeat, and withdrawal from the /pol/ universe.
GK		1	JIDF	The OG shill organization, the JIDF, or Jewish Internet Defense Force, was a shilling-for-shekels outfit designed to combat internet Nazis, namely those frequented /pol/. While the JIDF was important in the board's earlier days, they have fallen out of the limelight in recent years, and their long-standing tenure as /pol/s goalkeeper came to an end in 2016. Leading the Fight Against Antisemitism & Terrorism. Coordinating Concerned Citizens Globally. Promoting Israel, Jewish Pride, Knowledge, and Unity. But more importantly keeping the /pol/ goal-net safe from those racist racist goals.
GK		99	Dorner	Former Navy reservist, LAPD member, and murderer. Killed five people after writing a manifesto that detailed his plans to kill 40 people in response to being fired from the police because of using excessive force against a training officer. During his killing spree, he was the subject of a state-wide manhunt, ending in the hills of San Bernardino County when he was killed after the cabin he was hiding in was set on fire by police tear gas canisters. His resilience garnered the admiration of /pol/, who coined the phrase "CANT CORNER THE DORNER." A true BASED black man.
CB			Dodge Challenger	Symbolic of James Alex Fields's vehicle that mowed down a crowd of Antifa commies at the 2017 Charlottesville Unite the Right protest. Fields is still in prison to this day for being involved in the murder of a fat cunt that died from a heartattack caused by the event. While the event harmed the alt-rights credibility in the eyes of the media, the Dodge Challenger was a fan favorite on the /pol/ team, where with the Truck of Peace, /pol/ showed that you don't have to be /o/ to field cars. A Challenger BTFOs a Twingo or Miata any day.
LB		1	HWNDU	In protest to the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States in 2016, many (((Hollywood))) actors, including the incredibly famous and mentally sane Shia LaBeouf protested the ascension of such a racist, bigoted, homophobe. Shia proceeded to start a campaign titled "He Will Not Divide Us" which was immediately ruined when /pol/lacks raided the public spaces the protests were being held. Such persistence resulted in the arrest of Shia when he hurled racial slurs at some black guy. RIP
CB		11	Redpill	If you take the redpill there is no going back. Your mind will be opened up to shocking revelations, such as the fact that Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, the Earth is flat, Hillary Clinton is a reptilian, and that (((they))) control everything. Obviously based on the Matrix, this concept is used ad nauseam by various right-wing groups, and is still in use today. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay on /pol/ and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
CB		16	Keep Me Posted	A common saying on /pol/ in regards to making sure one keeps another up with certain current events and happenings.
CB		15	Free Helicopter Rides	Quite possibly the greatest moments in anti-communist history happened in 1970's Chile. Following the ouster of some communist dictator, the country was then run by a military general named Augusto Pinochet. You see, Pinochet did not like commies, and made sure that as many red bastards were executed during his tenure. One creative way to kill the Marxists was by throwing them out of a helicopter in the sky - the rest is self-explanatory. Such actions granted the Generalissimo /pol/ immortality. LONG LIVE PINOCHET!
RB		17	Nigel Farage	Still one of the most prominent right-wing eurosceptic politicians in the UK, this Brit/pol/ product ensured over nearly thirty years of hard work that the once-great United Kingdom remove itself from the (((European Union))), finally accomplishing his goal on June 23, 2016 with the Brexit vote. While he promptly retired from politics after the victory, he still makes sporadic appearances in politics to this day, and was well-represented on /pol/s team in the cup for his services towards an independent Britain.
CB			Googles and Skypes	/pol/ slang to refer to African-Americans and Jews, respectively. Still used to an extent today, largely in censored internet realms such as Facebook or Twitter, but almost non-existent on /pol/ thanks to the lack of censorship.
CB			Julian Assange	The head of document-leaking website WikiLeaks, this British whistleblower, who has been confined to the Ecuadorian embassy in London for several years to avoid being arrested because of "rape" he apparently committed in Sweden, helped leak sensitive documents pertaining to Hillary Clinton and the DNC during the 2016 Presidential Election. These documents, which revealed that the Democratic primaries were rigged, almost certainly helped Trump get cross-over votes.
CB			WE WUZ KANGZ	A /pol/ saying used to mockingly refer to black nationalists who somehow believe that the ancient Egyptians were black as well as most white historical figures. Symbolized by Alberto Barbosa, a meme referring to a black Moorish king in a Civilization game's art. we wuz kingz n sheit fam i swear to god n my fam we wus desendin from egyp man u tryin tell me dat them egyps ova dere they aint black man look at they skin nigga we goin to space n shit nigga look at my gramma she part egytian them white peple they tryin ruin our lyfes you tellin me king tut wasnt my greatgreat grandpappy dont you know romans was ruled by blacks
CB			Rapefugees Welcome	Thanks to high rape rates among incoming migrants into Europe from "Syria" (aka the Third World), /pol/ began referring to these poor "refugees", who obviously were made up of poor women, children, and the elderly, and not fighting age males at all, as "rapefugees". This is because the people on /pol/ are racist bigoted homophobic misogynists, and they are too ignorant to realize that these refugees are perfectly peaceful people that will become astrophysicists, scientists, and doctors! Trust me! -Jews #6
LB			Winter-Chan	As the height of the European migrant invasion went on, many /pol/lacks sought an end to the madness. Just like most movements on the board, an anime character was created with the sole purpose of using meme magic to bathe Europe in a cold winter that would kill off all the migrants and restore Europe to its former glory. Wearing a kulak inscribed with a rune, Winter-Chan hails from the great cold north of Iceland, and loves simple things, such as the season of winter and the Nordic Resistance Movement.
CB			Jet Fuel	The 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush harkens back to age when neoconservatism was popular, the Democratic Party was still moderate, and yes, the government launched a false flag attack on its own soil killing thousands and dropping America into a police state as a means of invading Iraq and getting all that (((oil))). Ever since 9/11/2001, it has been disputed as to how Bush conducted this scheme; was the WTC painted with superthermites, or were the planes packed with explosives? One day we will figure it out...
CB		3	Jihadi John	As the Islamic State reached its peak in 2015, nearly capturing the whole of Syria and Iraq and defeating Assad, the terror group became known for its totally DANK propaganda execution videos, which put most aspiring filmmakers to shame. Using high-definition video, slow motion, and ingenious methods of execution, the most resonant way to kill an infidel on camera was beheading. This was conducted by British jihadist Mohammed Edwazi, also referred to as Jihadi John. قطع رأس الذين يهينون الله النبي الحقيقي محمد شاكر تحدث الحقيقة السويد هو لنا ، وسوف يموت أوروبا إلى الإسلام, TAKBIRRRR ALLAHU ACKBAR!
RB			Christ-chan	The anime representation of /pol/s Christian roots, and a daily reminder that /pol/ is a Christian board. Opposed to degeneracy, homosexuality, and especially Islam, Christ-chan is as DEUS VULT as they come. Fundamentalist and evangelical, she is a great role model for heretics and the non-religious, who should repent and put their faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, otherwise may God have mercy on their souls.
LB			Poseidon	The Greek god of the seas and other bodies of water, the mountains and for some reason, horses. Poseidon guards the seas of the Mediterranean and sweeps away "refugee" rafts and capsizes "migrant" ships with his mighty hands and pulls the little shitters into his unforgiving depths since it never occurred to the shitskin faggots to learn how to swim. His terrifying command over the seas caused many /pol/lacks to sacrifice to the wet deity to in an effort to shove more refugee children beneath the cold waves while riding on them to victory.
CB			Carson	Black scientist not named Neil deGrasse Tyson, and "famed" neurosurgeon that roasted Obama in a National Prayer Breakfast and consequently received the love of neocons the world over. Wrote a book, and eventually ran for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. While his campaign was initially successful, by the Iowa caucus he had been completely forgotten in favor of Trump and Lyin Ted. Always looks asleep, which earned him nicknames such as "Sleepy Medicine Man" or "Sleepy Negro". Currently Secretary of HUD in Trump's cabinet.
CB			Viktor Orban	Current Prime Minister of Hungary, well-known for his anti-Islam and anti-migrant stances that have put him at odds with the rest of the (((EU))). As a result Hungary experiences less terrorist attacks than its more progressive neighbors (no shit). Before the rise of Trump and other nationalist movements in the West, Based Viktor was one of the most prominent conservative figures on the board who actually led his nation, and still leads it to this day, speaking out against George Soros and his cronies.
RB			Clockmed	Some arab kid that became the center of media controversy after creating a "clock" that looked like a briefcase bomb for a school science project. The """bigoted""" response by conservatives coerced President Obama to bring the kid to the White House and give him tons of gibs for standing up to "racism." Got a full scholarship for schooling in oh-so-tolerant Qatar, and promptly disappeared from the limelight. It was most likely a false flag designed to portray Muslims in a positive light in the media, but it didn't stop /pol/ from labelling Ahmed Mohamed a terrorist mudslime.
RB		44	Obongo	44th President of the United States, and recipient of a lot of /pol/ hate from 2008-2016, as he would be the first African-American (and Kenyan-born) president in the country's history. Of course, he was a Democrat, and advocated for progressivism in every sense of the word, imposing a government-mandated health-care system, importing refugees, and stirring racial tensions among several things. After jinxing his party by stating that Trump would never become President, he was cucked and forced to handle over the Oval Office to a true leader.
CB		29	Daily Reminder	Today he will remind you that /pol/ is The irreverent board on the 4CC and 4chan itself.
LB		8	Euphoric Atheist	During the early 2010's, the Atheist movement hit young people across the internet. Fueled by such visionaries as a fat guy who shoved a banana up his ass on video, a redneck, and an anorexic woman, edgy kids began rejecting the word of God. However, as soon as these kids grew up and finished going through their phases, the movement came to an abrupt end. One atheist redactor's stupid post would become a meme attributed to several prominent atheist scientists: “Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism. ‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’"
CB		12	Straw Man	A player from a day when actual debates were held on /pol/ and not just shitposting, shilling, and newfags. Nothing like counter-acting your opponents formation by... counter-acting a formation he isn't even using? Calling out the strawman arguments in our enemy's faulty narrative is an assure way of staying on top of the table.
CB		13	COME HOME WHITE MAN	It is time, White Man. As the JQ began to become more frequently asked, and the concept of white genocide taking off on /pol/, it was only a matter of time before the European-American male would wake up and begin shitposting to make everything all 1933 once again. Whether it be by ethnostate or the old fashioned way (((democracy))), maybe one day all the hard work will pay off. 14/88
RB		15	Degeneracy	Degeneracy exists in many forms, whether it be the faggots from /lgbt/, the horsefuckers at /mlp/, or the weebs from the 6 gorillion /a/ proxies. /pol/ has always stood strong against such filth, and continues to as we look to purge the 4cc (and the world) of Jewish influence and hedonism. Whether we will throw the degenerates out of helicopters or reopen Auschwitz, you can be rest assured that /pol/ will be the sole survivor in this culture war.
CB		4	GOD EXISTS	Another reminder that /pol/ is a Christian board, and that God truly does exist. Also remember that if you don't believe in him, then you will roast in hell with the Muslims, Jews, atheists, and furries. You wouldn't want to spend the rest of eternity doing that would you? I guessed not, TIME TO REPENT!
CB		24	Urban Youth	The predecessor to the dindu nuffin meme you better know that these urban youths are well-educated gud bois dat would never rob a store, rape a girl, or attack anyone! They are on da honor rolls they stand up 2 da POLLLLECE hands up don't shoot
CB		23	>taxation >not theft	A cornerstone of libertarian and ancap philosophy, the concept that taxation is government-sponsored theft has stood the test of time. I mean, who wants to give money to the (((government))) to build roads roflmao?!
CB		13	Statist	A person who is in favor of big government, typically in the name of (((protectionism))) and (((workers rights))). (See: dirty communist, faggot, etc)
CB		23	Austrian Economics	The Austrian school is a school of economic thought that values laissez-faire capitalism (the free market and no government regulation) and economic liberalism. Of course, this is the school of thought that anarcho-capitalists and libertarians embrace; it was most opposed to the Prussian school of economics, which advocated for more government intervention and protectionism. That being said, the libertarians on /pol/ were advocates of this philosophy, and idolized the school's primary figurehead Hayek (who also played for /pol/!)
CB		6	>Daily Mail	British fake news outlet. SAGE
CB		5	Fox News	A "fair and balanced" media outlet bastardized by the left as being the epicenter of right-wing fake news, but in reality it is a neocon circle jerk for boomers to praise Israel and talk about how we need to invade Iraq a million times, deport Obama to Kenya, and elect John McCain and Mitt Romney as supreme rulers of the Christian States of America, subservient to great Zion. Ran by (((Rupert Murdoch))).
DMF		18	Le Pen	The leader of French far-right party Front Nationale (FN), and its nominee in the 2017 French Presidential Election. While her surprise victory in the first-round of the elections was enough to capture the attention of /pol/ who provided her support in the form of memes, she was utterly BTFO by radical centrist Emmanuel Macron, who united both the moderate right and left-wings of the horridly cucked nation. While France's condition continues to deteriorate, she may get another shot, but her failure did not warrant a spot on the /pol/ team come 2017.
AMF		77	Praise Kek	With the rise of several far-right parties across the West, many curious alt-righters turned to providence in order to justify such miracles. Seeking justification for /pol/s crusades against the MSM and globalist elite, many /pol/lacks have come to believe in the intergalactic entity known as Kek, who rules through Chaos and meme magic. While the more radical sects of the board dismiss such heresy, the concept of meme magic has entranced much of the internet - from repeating digits to the success of Pepe.
DMF			~Awoovement	Similar to the characters of Ebola-chan and Afd-chan, the President Trump general on /pol/ (/ptg/) created their own anime character to represent the growing grassroots movement created by the Donald during the 2016 presidential campaign. Still used to an extent by the board even after the election, the character was spawned thanks to Trump's emotional and exciting campaign rallies held across the United States, which /ptg/ followed closely.
AMF			Mike Pence	Currently the Vice President of the United States, Mike "LGBBQ+" Pence ran alongside President Trump during a time where many moderate GOP members refused to support him. The Indiana governor gained immediately infamy by /lgbt/ groups thanks to his staunchly Christian beliefs, including his advocacy for shock therapy to electrocute the gay away. /pol/ only fueled the fire by creating a slew of nicknames for Pence, all pertaining to violence against homosexuals and the other 6 gorillion genders. Still plays for the /ptg/ team in the /pol/league.
DMF			Carl the Cuck	One of the two soy boys that rose to internet fame out of a video that showed a clash between Trump supporters and protesters. Along with fellow lefty AIDS Skrillex, Carl was best known for making a fool of himself on video, and as a result got roasted by /pol/ for embodying the stereotypical weak left-wing male. His catchphrase "ARE YOU KIDDING ME" may not resonate as much as Skrillex's, but it will remind everyone who participated in the 2016 meme crusade of the idiocy we had to compete with.
CMF			Kryptonite 4 the Sodomite	A nickname for radical Islamist Omar Mateen, who rose to brief fame following his attack on a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida where he came decently close to beating Breivik's high score, killing 49 sodomites. While we here at /pol/ hate kebab and wish to see them removed, Mateen's actions helped Trump on the campaign trail as it showed an instance of violent Islamic terror. Nevertheless, he currently has the high score in acts of violence against the LGBTQAAIAAWTFLOLSMH#^# community.
DMF			Current Year	British late night show host and absolute cuck John Oliver has never ceased to fail in delivering left-wing rhetoric on HBO to appease his simple-minded fans. One of his most atrocious catchphrases is that we need to adopt every single progressive talking point because it is "the current year". While this ideology is shared by fellow cuck Justin Trudeau, Oliver continues to shill out propaganda via his show, but /pol/ has not failed in memeing him as the little cuck he is. I MEAN COME ON, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR. How can people possibly be having opinions different than mine in the current year. shoo shoo slimey limey'
DMF			¡Jeb!	Originally the favorite to capture the 2016 Republican presidential nomination, Jeb, the brother of President George W. Bush, had his plans derailed by the Donald's breakout onto the political scene. Trump, who absolutely manhandled Jeb in the debates, exposing him as a total weakling, would single-handedly bury the Bush dynasty's grave, and by the South Carolina primary, Jeb had dropped out of the running after polling below 5%. /pol/ celebrated his demise by playing "The End" by The Doors over the board following his concession. Currently on /ptg/
DMF			Cuck	The go-to insult by /pol/lacks since 2016. Used in the same context as "faggot", it is derived from the term cuckold, which is a man who enjoys to watch someone have sex with his spouse/significant other. NOTE: IF YOU HAVE MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PLAYER FEEL FREE TO ADD!
DMF			Ted Cruz	Being Donald Trump's biggest opponent in the GOP primaries, the Texas senator was subject to intense roasting from the /pol/ meme machine. "Lyin' Ted" was targeted on about every facet of his being, from his potential Canadian citizenship and Cuban heritage, to the conspiracy theory that his father was the second shooter in the JFK assassination. After trying to undercut Trump, winning in the Iowa caucus, and being brought to the brink by Trump's chad persona, Cruz conceded after Trump secured the nomination, but remains in the US senate to this day.
CMF			Rand Paul	Current senator from Kentucky that is most famous for being the son of libertarian icon Ron Paul, better known here as Doompaul. While retaining his father's political views, he had a decent following on /pol/ prior to Trump's burst onto the political scene. Ran for the Republican nomination for President in 2016, but his lack of charisma and the fact that Trump had much more interesting platforms doomed him from the start. Polling at single-digits, Randlet dropped out of the race, and remains in the Senate to this day as its lone libertarian figure.
DMF		9	Penn Jillette	Anarcho-capitalist magician and comedian, atheist, and shaving razor merchant. Best known on /pol/ for being the guy on the "Into the Trash it Goes" and "Opinion Discarded" memes which is used to discredit someone's opinion. Jillette's meme can be found on other boards on 4chan, but it truly originated from /pol/. One of the earlier members on the /pol/ team.
CMF		17	Ebola-Chan	In response to the 2014 Ebola outbreak in West Africa that briefly prompted a mainstream scare thanks to the virus's lethality, /pol/ began to worship the disease in the form of an anime character. The character took off and became a literal cartoon death cult that attracted the attention of various news outlets. It spread wider than Ebola itself, triggering African forums and reddit the world over. While the Ebola outbreak became an afterthought by 2015, Ebola-chan still pops up periodically in response to minor outbreaks in Africa, as /pol/ hopes that she returns to wreak havoc on the African continent once more.
CMF		17	Natalia Poklonskaya	Attractive Russian politician who gained internet fame in 2014 after being appointed as the Chief Prosecutor for the Autonomous Republic of Crimea, the Russian puppet state created after the country's occupation of the Crimea peninsula. Currently deputy of the State Duma, or basically the Russian legislature. Many anime and cartoon likenesses of her person were drawn in internet communities from 4chan to reddit, solidifying her status as a sex symbol, especially in Eastern Europe.
CMF		17	Free Market Will Fix It	Many people don't realize that an intense government bureaucracy isn't necessary in order to maintain the capitalist system. In fact, it often worsens the problem, leading to massive government spending, higher taxes, and a decrease in the overall standard of living. If only the free market was allowed to correct its problems we could live in a more free economy as well as nation. As a meme, the free market can fix literally anything.
DMF			Kiker Chan	Some Russian albino girl named Nastya Zhidkova, who was likely worshipped back in the old days of /pol/ for... you guessed it... being almost as white as Stormfront. NOTE: IF YOU HAVE MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PLAYER FEEL FREE TO ADD!
DMF			Mark O'Mara	A criminal defense lawyer, best known for being the defense attorney for George Zimmerman, successfully getting /ourguy/ off the hook for killing a dindu so he can play for /pol/ in the 4cc.
SS		14	Stormfront	/pol/s most revered veteran, currently leading the team in all-time goals with 54. The perfect Aryan male, he was on the team from its inception all the way up until 2018, when a poor performance in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup resulted in his ousting from the team. While that game, which consisted of Stormfront and Dindu Nuffin single-handedly losing the game against /tg/ and getting eliminated, was harsh for fans of the team, Stormfront is still arguably /pol/s most respected player for leading the team for nearly six years.
SS		10	Zimmerman	Got famous in 2012 for shooting Dindu Nuffin somewhere in Florida. While we here at /pol/ completely supported Zim's right to stand his ground, a bunch of stupid commies came out and said he should have been imprisoned for some reason. Fortunately got off which sparked massive nationwide chimpouts. A /pol/ veteran, Zimmerman's tenure with the team came to an end in 2018, after nearly six years of service. CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM and CAN'T SIMMER THE ZIMMER.