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=== Prenotes ===
=== Prenotes ===
* The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
* The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
* The roster below is outdated, for up-to-date player positions and cards, please check the /mlp/ main page.<br /><br />
* The roster below is outdated, for up-to-date player positions and cards, please check the /mlp/ main page.
 
* Goals do not include invitationals <br><br>
== 2014 Roster ==
This page will will be completely updated/revamped when the 2014 Winter Cup squad is known. [[User:Test Pony|Test Pony]] ([[User talk:Test Pony|talk]]) 15:09, 22 November 2013 (UTC)
 
== 2013 Roster ==
The follwing roster was used for the [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] and [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]].
 
=== Summer 2013 Team Photo ===
[[File:Mlp_group_photo.png|1200px]]<br>
<br>'''From left to right'''
<br>'''Back row''' - Horsefucker, {{greentext|no hooves}}, Cheeselegs, {{greentext|muh job}}, Autism in Equestria, Liquid Pride, Panda Ring, Crotchtits
<br>'''Middle row''' - Lyra Plushie, Tara Strong, Faust, Hasbro Exec (Owner), Sethisto (Manager), Hasbro Goon (Owner), IWantToCumInDashie, Thanks M.A. Larson, Fuck Your Marker
<br>'''Front row''' - IDontGetTheAppeal, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Alicorn Twilight, Cease & Desist, Derpy Hooves, The Burdened, {{greentext|rape}}, Best Pony, Tracy


=Current Roster=
==Starters==
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
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! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''STARTERS'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Derpy Hooves'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 44
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:DerpyHooves.png|200px|DerpyHooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Thanks M.A. Larson!'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 69
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Malarson.png|150px|Thanks M.A. Larson!]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
 
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cheeselegs'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Cheeselegs.png|200px|Cheeselegs.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded ''Cheeselegs!'' This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded ''Cheeselegs!'' This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hate and Penetrate'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Hate and Penetrate'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 24
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| LB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| LB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Twilicane'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Twilicane'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| RB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| RB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Don’t Believe Her Lies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Don’t Believe Her Lies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Faust'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Faust.jpg|200px|Faust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Faust.jpg|200px|Faust.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
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| style="border-style: solid; background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tracy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Tracy.png|200px|Tracy]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| ''"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy."'' Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
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| style="border-style: solid; Background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Alicorn Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; Background: #BFBFBF; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Alicorn Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 10
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| AMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:AlicornTwilight.png|200px|AlicornTwilight.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 11
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| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony'''
| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Best Pony'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| SS
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| SS
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Applejack.png|200px|Applejack.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. <font color="#789922">&gt;2012 &gt;not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni</font>. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. <font color="#789922">&gt;2012 &gt;not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni</font>. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 14
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| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''<font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; background: #EDDA74; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|rape}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 34
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Rape.png|200px|Rape.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Roll for your wa- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> will always find you. There are no brakes on the <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> train.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Roll for your wa- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> will always find you. There are no brakes on the <font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font> train.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 40
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''SUBSTITUTES'''
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==Substitutes==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Number
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="4%"| Position
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''The Burdened'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 55
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Theburdened.jpg|100px|The Burdened]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Theburdened.jpg|100px|The Burdened]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Jackie Chan Tulpa'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| GK
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:JackieChan.jpg|200px|JackieChan.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Autism in Equestria'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 41
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px|Anoninequestria.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Anoninequestria.png|200px|Anoninequestria.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Horsefucker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Horsefucker.png|200px|Horsefucker.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fuck Your Marker'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 88
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 12
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:FYM.jpg|200px|FYM.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''<font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font>'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|no hooves}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 30
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 14
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Nohooves.png|200px|Nohooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Nohooves.png|200px|Nohooves.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Crotchtits'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 37
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 16
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| LB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| LB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SPOILER.png|200px|Crotchtits]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Panda Ring'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Panda Ring'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 52
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| RB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| RB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:PandaRing.jpg|150px|PandaRing.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:PandaRing.jpg|150px|PandaRing.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Lyra Plushie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 18
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Lyraplushie.png|200px|Lyraplushie.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''DYEWTS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''DYEWTS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| DMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tara Strong'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tara Strong'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 39
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px|TStrong.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TStrong.jpg|200px|TStrong.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''IWantToCumInDashie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''IWantToCumInDashie'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 99
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| CMF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png|200px|Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?
|-}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|}


=== Player faces ===
=Player History=
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="20%"| Name
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="1%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="30%"| Description
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="5%"| Goals Scored
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Boop'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Bananas'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sent to the moon on accident.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pure Pony Pleasure'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Nathan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Seaty Belt'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:SeatyBelt.png|200x200px|SeatyBelt.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe re-constructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Applerape'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''{{greentext|fanfiction}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fanfiction.png|105px|Fanfiction.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Ableist Ponies'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:LeAbleist.jpg|87px|LeAbleist.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''SmileSmileSmile'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Smile3.png|103px|Smile3.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Taco Belle'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Taco.png|117px|Taco.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired after being found out about her surgery.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Futashy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Nope.jpg|68px|Nope.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''King Zebra'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Kingzebra.jpg|93px|Kingzebra.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut for being a filthy zebra.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Pony Semen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Ponysemen.jpg|122px|Ponysemen.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''CONTROVERSIAL''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:CONTROVERSIAL.png|89px|CONTROVERSIAL.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| VERY DISTURBED.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Clopfic'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Clopfic3.png|178px|Clopfic3.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Cut for being too edgy.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Fluffy Pone'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Fluffypone2.png|113px|Fluffypone2.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Tom Dan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:TomDan.png|100px|TomDan.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Marshmellow Butthole'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Marshmellowbutthole.jpg|128px|Marshmellowbutthole.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Molestia'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Molestia.png|200x200px|Molestia.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Black Twilight'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:BlackTwi.png|92px|BlackTwi.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Spaghetticon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Spaghetticon.png|200px|Spaghetticon.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013 and sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Cease & Desist'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Ceaseanddesist.png|200px|Ceaseanddesist.png]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Muh Job'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:Muh_job.jpg|200px|Muh_Job.jpg]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row"| '''Liquid Pride'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[Image:LiquidPride.png|200px|Liquid Pride]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 0
|}
=Old Team Photos and Faces=
==Summer 2013 Team Photo==
[[File:Mlp_group_photo.png|1200px]]<br>
<br>'''From left to right'''
<br>'''Back row''' - Horsefucker, {{greentext|no hooves}}, Cheeselegs, {{greentext|muh job}}, Autism in Equestria, Liquid Pride, Panda Ring, Crotchtits
<br>'''Middle row''' - Lyra Plushie, Tara Strong, Faust, Hasbro Exec (Owner), Sethisto (Manager), Hasbro Goon (Owner), IWantToCumInDashie, Thanks M.A. Larson, Fuck Your Marker
<br>'''Front row''' - IDontGetTheAppeal, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Alicorn Twilight, Cease & Desist, Derpy Hooves, The Burdened, {{greentext|rape}}, Best Pony, Tracy
 
==2013 Player Faces==
[[Image:Mlp_faces.png|1200px|Mlp faces.png]]
[[Image:Mlp_faces.png|1200px|Mlp faces.png]]


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'''2nd row''' - Crotchtits, Cease &amp; Desist, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font></span>, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie<br />
'''2nd row''' - Crotchtits, Cease &amp; Desist, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;no hooves</font></span>, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie<br />
'''3rd row''' - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker<br />
'''3rd row''' - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker<br />
'''4th row (no custom faces)''' - <span><font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font></span>, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;muh job</font></span><br /><br />
'''4th row (no custom faces)''' - <span><font color="#789922">&gt;rape</font></span>, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, <span><font color="#789922">&gt;muh job</font>
 
 
 
== Player History ==
 
==== Former Players ====
 
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
|- style="background: #DBE5F1"
! width="1%" | No.
! width="15%" | Name
! width="1%" | Picture
! width="35%" | Description
! width="10%" | Cards
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Boop'''
|
| After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Bananas'''
|
| Sent to the moon on accident.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Pure Pony Pleasure'''
|
| Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Nathan'''
|
| Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Seaty Belt'''
| [[Image:SeatyBelt.png|200x200px|SeatyBelt.png]]
| Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe re-constructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Applerape'''
|
| Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''<font>&gt;fanfiction</font>'''
|
[[Image:Fanfiction.png|105px|Fanfiction.png]]
| Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Ableist Ponies'''
|
[[Image:LeAbleist.jpg|87px|LeAbleist.jpg]]
| Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''SmileSmileSmile'''
|
[[Image:Smile3.png|103px|Smile3.png]]
| Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Taco Belle'''
|
[[Image:Taco.png|117px|Taco.png]]
| Retired after being found out about her surgery.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Futashy'''
|
[[Image:Nope.jpg|68px|Nope.jpg]]
| Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''King Zebra'''
|
[[Image:Kingzebra.jpg|93px|Kingzebra.jpg]]
| Cut for being a filthy zebra.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Pony Semen'''
|
[[Image:Ponysemen.jpg|122px|Ponysemen.jpg]]
| HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''CONTROVERSIAL'''
|
[[Image:CONTROVERSIAL.png|89px|CONTROVERSIAL.png]]
| VERY DISTURBED.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Clopfic'''
|
[[Image:Clopfic3.png|178px|Clopfic3.png]]
| Cut for being too edgy.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Fluffy Pone'''
|
[[Image:Fluffypone2.png|113px|Fluffypone2.png]]
| Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Tom Dan'''
|
[[Image:TomDan.png|100px|TomDan.png]]
| Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Marshmellow Butthole'''
|
[[Image:Marshmellowbutthole.jpg|128px|Marshmellowbutthole.jpg]]
| Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Molestia'''
|
[[Image:Molestia.png|200x200px|Molestia.png]]
| Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Black Twilight'''
|
[[Image:BlackTwi.png|92px|BlackTwi.png]]
| Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Spaghetticon'''
|
[[Image:Spaghetticon.png|200px|Spaghetticon.png]]
| Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013 and sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Cease & Desist'''
|
[[Image:Ceaseanddesist.png|200px|Ceaseanddesist.png]]
|Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Muh Job'''
|
[[Image:Muh_job.jpg|200px|Muh_Job.jpg]]
| Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|
| '''Liquid Pride'''
|
[[Image:LiquidPride.png|200px|Liquid Pride]]
| Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls.<br />
| —
|- style="background: #" align="center"
|}

Revision as of 14:27, 13 April 2014

Prenotes

  • The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
  • The roster below is outdated, for up-to-date player positions and cards, please check the /mlp/ main page.
  • Goals do not include invitationals

Current Roster

Starters

Name Number Position Image Description Goals Scored
Derpy Hooves 44 GK DerpyHooves.png After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon. 1
Thanks M.A. Larson! 3 CB Thanks M.A. Larson! We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career. 0
Cheeselegs 2 CB Cheeselegs.png You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded Cheeselegs! This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter. 1
Hate and Penetrate 24 LB 0
Twilicane 5 RB 0
Don’t Believe Her Lies 6 DMF 0
Faust 7 CMF Faust.jpg The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us. 1
Tracy 8 AMF Tracy "Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy." Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder. 6
Alicorn Twilight 10 AMF AlicornTwilight.png Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. 11
Best Pony 1 SS Applejack.png It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. >2012 >not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. 14
>rape 34 CF Rape.png Hey /mlp/ what's yo- >rape Roll for your wa- >rape MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- >rape Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. >rape will always find you. There are no brakes on the >rape train. 40

Substitutes

Name Number Position Image Description Goals Scored
The Burdened 4 GK The Burdened There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand. 0
Jackie Chan Tulpa 9 GK JackieChan.jpg "Guys I made a Twilight Sparkle tulpa but it won't let me talk to girls and it made the rest of the mane six as tulpas and they rape me and want me to make more pony tulpas wat do?" Besides kill yourself? Make a goddamned Jackie Chan Tulpa and have him beat up the pony tulpas. Jackie's always got your back. OOOOOOONNNE MORE THING: TULPAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT. 0
Autism in Equestria 15 CB Anoninequestria.png He's not quite sure how he ended up in Equestria, or why every pony he meets wants to sexually abuse him, but what he does know, is how to play football. 0
Horsefucker 11 CB Horsefucker.png The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old fashioned football. 1
Fuck Your Marker 12 CB FYM.jpg A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker. 0
>no hooves 14 CB Nohooves.png I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks. 0
Crotchtits 16 LB Crotchtits Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins. 0
Panda Ring 17 RB PandaRing.jpg You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering. 0
Lyra Plushie 18 DMF Lyraplushie.png Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. 1
DYEWTS 19 DMF 0
Tara Strong 20 CMF TStrong.jpg The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore. 1
IWantToCumInDashie 99 CMF Iwanttocuminrainbowdash.png I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon? 0

Player History

Name Image Description Goals Scored
Boop After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks' 0
Bananas Sent to the moon on accident. 0
Pure Pony Pleasure Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker 0
Nathan Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues. 0
Seaty Belt SeatyBelt.png Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe re-constructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor. 0
Applerape Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape. 0
>fanfiction Fanfiction.png Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic. 0
Ableist Ponies LeAbleist.jpg Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league. 0
SmileSmileSmile Smile3.png Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her. 0
Taco Belle Taco.png Retired after being found out about her surgery. 0
Futashy Nope.jpg Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything. 0
King Zebra Kingzebra.jpg Cut for being a filthy zebra. 0
Pony Semen Ponysemen.jpg HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER. 0
'CONTROVERSIAL CONTROVERSIAL.png VERY DISTURBED. 0
Clopfic Clopfic3.png Cut for being too edgy. 0
Fluffy Pone Fluffypone2.png Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013. 0
Tom Dan TomDan.png Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us. 0
Marshmellow Butthole Marshmellowbutthole.jpg Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again. 0
Molestia Molestia.png Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her. 0
Black Twilight BlackTwi.png Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now. 0
Spaghetticon Spaghetticon.png Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013 and sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013. 0
Cease & Desist Ceaseanddesist.png Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed. 0
Muh Job Muh_Job.jpg Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job. 0
Liquid Pride Liquid Pride Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls. 0

Old Team Photos and Faces

Summer 2013 Team Photo

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From left to right
Back row - Horsefucker, >no hooves, Cheeselegs, >muh job, Autism in Equestria, Liquid Pride, Panda Ring, Crotchtits
Middle row - Lyra Plushie, Tara Strong, Faust, Hasbro Exec (Owner), Sethisto (Manager), Hasbro Goon (Owner), IWantToCumInDashie, Thanks M.A. Larson, Fuck Your Marker
Front row - IDontGetTheAppeal, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Alicorn Twilight, Cease & Desist, Derpy Hooves, The Burdened, >rape, Best Pony, Tracy

2013 Player Faces

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1st row - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony
2nd row - Crotchtits, Cease & Desist, >no hooves, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie
3rd row - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker
4th row (no custom faces) - >rape, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, >muh job

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