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{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|The State of the NBA}}}}
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{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Kawaii Leonard}}
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{{sq start player |no=24 |pos=DMF|name={{greentext|NBA Awards}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=24 |pos=DMF|name={{greentext|"""Rookie""" of the year}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=Jon Wol is SHOOK}}
{{sq bronze player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=Jon Wol is SHOOK}}
{{sq silver player |no=26 |pos=CMF |name=Westbrick}}
{{sq silver player |no=26 |pos=CMF |name=Westbrick}}
{{sq gold player |no=30 |pos=AMF |name=FUCK KEVIN DURANT}}
{{sq silver player |no=30 |pos=AMF |name=FUCK KEVIN DURANT}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=SS |name=Stay in Yo Lane}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=SS |name=SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP}}
{{sq start player |no=27 |pos=SS |name=My San Antonio Spurs}}
{{sq start player |no=27 |pos=SS |name=Eric jr}}
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{{sq gold player |no=5 |pos=SS |name=Swept in 5}}
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{{sq player |no=20|pos=GK |name={{greentext|Ads on Jerseys}}}}
{{sq player |no=73 |pos=CB |name=Thanks Billy King}}
{{sq player |no=73 |pos=CB |name=Thanks Billy King}}
{{sq player |no=32 |pos=CB |name=RINGZ ERNEH}}
{{sq player |no=2|pos=CB |name=Gatorade League}}
{{sq player |no=2|pos=CB |name=Gatorade League}}
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{{sq player |no=13|pos=SS |name= Le Door Stop Pee Pee Man}}
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! Player !! {{greentext|de scription}}
! Player !! {{greentext|de scription}}
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| {{greentext|The state of the NBA}} || No, the NBA isn't rigged, the NBA is broken and beyond repair. Hard salary cap when?
| {{greentext|The state of the NBA}} || When the NBA finals are eclipsed by a GM's wife shitposting on Twitter.
|-
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| Kawaii Leonard || Nigga, that's kawaii.
| Kawaii Leonard || Nigga, that's kawaii.
|-
|-
| {{greentext|craptors}} || {{greentext|meme teams}}
| {{greentext|LeBronto}} || You can always count on three things in life: Death, Taxes and the Raptors being a vassal state to Lelbron.
|-
|-
| {{greentext|Leastern Conference}} || LeBron is king there and instead of trying to stop him, Eastern Conference teams stars usually defect to the West.
| {{greentext|Leastern Conference}} || LeBron is king there and instead of trying to stop him, Eastern Conference teams stars usually defect to the West.
|-
|-
| {{greentext|NBA Awards}} || Eclipsed by LaVar Ball doing mandrama.
| {{greentext|"""Rookie""" of the Year}} || Muh redshirts.
|-
|-
| Jon Wol is SHOOK || or maybe not, the Joe Flacco of the NBA.
| Jon Wol is SHOOK || or maybe not, the Joe Flacco of the NBA.
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Also fuck Lil Bitch for not doubling down on the curse when he joined Golden State.
Also fuck Lil Bitch for not doubling down on the curse when he joined Golden State.
|-
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| Stay in yo lane || NBA is only for B I G  B A L L E R S only. You are a big baller, right? Buy the ZO2s.
| Big Lithuanian Brand || When your middle child that isn't a real NBA prospect gets expelled from his school because he was shoplifting in China so you decide to ruin his academic future alongside your youngest son's as well to play in fucking Lithuania.
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| My San Antonio Spurs || I must insist to you Shannon Sharpe, that '''''My San Antonio Spurs''''' would have beaten the Golden State Warriors in the playoffs had it not been for Zaza injuring Kawhi Leonard. [Angry Skip Bayless noises]
| Eric jr || [https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/5/29/17406750/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.]  
|-
|-
| Swept in 5 || The common trash talk in the playoffs, your team isn't going to be swept in 4 games, they're going to be swept in '''''5'''''.
| Swept in 5 || The gentleman's sweep.
|-
|-
| {{greentext|Ads on jerseys}} || To add insult to injury to the already unwatchable brand of basketball the NBA is offering right now, you must add that next season ads will appear on jerseys, thank you Adam Silver for proving someone can be so bad at being a commish it's making NBA fans longing for David Stern.
| {{greentext|Ads on jerseys}} || To add insult to injury to the already unwatchable brand of basketball the NBA is offering right now, you must add that next season ads will appear on jerseys, thank you Adam Silver for proving someone can be so bad at being a commish it's making NBA fans longing for David Stern.
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| NBA Gatorade League || How about we make our already mediocre minor league a laughing stock by literally renaming it after a sponsor?  
| NBA Gatorade League || How about we make our already mediocre minor league a laughing stock by literally renaming it after a sponsor?  
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| Where in the world is Derrick Rose? || One of the many highlights of the 2016-17 season for the New York Knicks was Derrick Rose going AWOL raising legit concerns about his whereabouts, only to find he fucked off to Chicago because he was homesick
| Secret Passage || Chris Paul's tenure as a Clipper did not go for nothing, as he devised a cunning plan to get back at Austin Rivers by using Clint Capela as bait and him, James Harden, Trevor Ariza and Eric Gordon would go through a secret passage at Staples Center to sneak in the Los Angeles Clippers' locker room.
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| Le Door stop pee pee man || Fear the Beard
| Le Door stop pee pee man || Fear the Beard
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|SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP || HOL ON SKEEEEEEEEEEEUP LEBRAHN IS DA KANG OF AKRON, HE WILL TURN THIS AROUND SKEEEEEEEEEEUP.
|SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP || HOL ON SKEEEEEEEEEEEUP LEBRAHN IS DA KANG OF AKRON, HE WILL TURN THIS AROUND SKEEEEEEEEEEUP.
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| First off, you're not a good fighter || {{greentext|I got more ringz than you Chuck, I'll fight you right here}}<br> First off, you're not a good fighter<br> Shaq proceeds to stay BTFO
| I think you're not injured || One of the most memorable moments of Isaiah Thomas' tenure as a Cleveland Cavalier
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| fucKINGStupid || How to showcase the brilliance of your front office? Get rid of your prima donna star that actually wanted to stay with your team and trade him away for literally scraps.
| JR's Henny || I thought we were ahead
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Revision as of 06:18, 11 June 2018

/nba/
Bringing the dunkest memes
Nba logo.png
/nba/ - Numerous Burner Accounts
Founded
Manager Gregg Popovich
Owner Donald Sterling
IRL manager HonestAbe !!vHwU8e1Ta/3
Enoughunkownsources !!o16SVJJscF1
Team colors
Chat color 0253A4
NBA blue
Top scorer Swept in 5 (7)
Top assister Career Ending Injury (3)
Captain Swept in 5
Website /nba/ - Numerous Burner Accounts
Nickname THE /nba/ IS SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
4 0 3 7 57.14%
GF GA GD
19 18 +1
Biggest win
/nba/ Nba icon.png 5–2 Irc icon.png /irc/
December 16th, 2015
Biggest defeat
/nba/ Nba icon.png 0–3 Metallurgy icon.png /metallurgy/
December 14th, 2015
First match
/4ccg/ 4ccg icon.png 1–0 Nba icon.png /nba/
December 14th, 2015
Team music
Anthem NBA on NBC Theme
Victory anthem if either My San Antonio Spurs or SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP scored Lil Wayne - No Mercy (Undisputed theme)
Goal horn FUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURANT
SKEEEEEEEEUP's goalhorn Shannon Sharpe - King of Akron
Kits


/nba/ is the representative for all the apehoop/floorsqueak/jiggaboojam fans out there, originally aspiring to make it into the Fake Teamb Owl 3, but since that isn't going to happen in our lifetimes, it'll take on the Outlel Bowl so /nba/ can prove that they know how to drop the dunkest memes.

Roster

No. Position Player
16
  GK
>The State of the NBA
4
  CB
Kawaii Leonard
95
  CB
>LeBronto
9
  CB
>Leastern Conference
24
  DMF
>"""Rookie""" of the year
23
  CMF
Jon Wol is SHOOK
26
  CMF
Westbrick
30
  AMF
FUCK KEVIN DURANT
50
  SS
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
27
  SS
Eric jr
5
  SS
Swept in 5
No. Position Player
20
  GK
>Ads on Jerseys
73
  CB
Thanks Billy King
2
  CB
Gatorade League
35
  CB
Secret Passage
32
  SS
RINGZ ERNEH
13
  SS
Le Door Stop Pee Pee Man
26
  SS
Meme Player
21
  SS
Career-Ending Injury
0
  SS
LeBron needs help
34
  SS
I don't think you're injured
41
  SS
Big Lithuanian Brand
3
  SS
JR's Henny


Player >de scription
>The state of the NBA When the NBA finals are eclipsed by a GM's wife shitposting on Twitter.
Kawaii Leonard Nigga, that's kawaii.
>LeBronto You can always count on three things in life: Death, Taxes and the Raptors being a vassal state to Lelbron.
>Leastern Conference LeBron is king there and instead of trying to stop him, Eastern Conference teams stars usually defect to the West.
>"""Rookie""" of the Year Muh redshirts.
Jon Wol is SHOOK or maybe not, the Joe Flacco of the NBA.
>Westbrick Your friendly reminder that breaking Oscar Robertson's triple doubles record in a season doesn't mean shit when your team is so bereft of depth and talent it gets its ass handed to them in the Playoffs
FUCK KEVIN DURANT LeBron left a Cleveland team that had no stars besides himself. Joins Miami who had been mediocre the past 4 years. As Wade and Bosh hit the end of their primes LeBron departed, returning to Cleveland who had been the worst team. KD at one point had Russ, Harden, Ibaka. KD and Russ this year were top 5 players. KD already was on a stacked team. KD joined a team that won 67 and 73 games the last 2 years. Back to back finals appearances. Back to back mvp winner. A team with 3 all-star caliber players

Also fuck Lil Bitch for not doubling down on the curse when he joined Golden State.

Big Lithuanian Brand When your middle child that isn't a real NBA prospect gets expelled from his school because he was shoplifting in China so you decide to ruin his academic future alongside your youngest son's as well to play in fucking Lithuania.
Eric jr That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.
Swept in 5 The gentleman's sweep.
>Ads on jerseys To add insult to injury to the already unwatchable brand of basketball the NBA is offering right now, you must add that next season ads will appear on jerseys, thank you Adam Silver for proving someone can be so bad at being a commish it's making NBA fans longing for David Stern.
Thanks Billy King Who would've thought that burning down your future for aging players like Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Jason Terry would have brought so many dire consequences to the Brooklyn Nets
RINGZ ERNEH Chuck is called the round mound of rebound but he has no rings Ernie. I have four rings Ernie. The earth is flat. It's flat Ernie
NBA Gatorade League How about we make our already mediocre minor league a laughing stock by literally renaming it after a sponsor?
Secret Passage Chris Paul's tenure as a Clipper did not go for nothing, as he devised a cunning plan to get back at Austin Rivers by using Clint Capela as bait and him, James Harden, Trevor Ariza and Eric Gordon would go through a secret passage at Staples Center to sneak in the Los Angeles Clippers' locker room.
Le Door stop pee pee man Fear the Beard
Meme Player Le Chuck 3s from very far away man.
Career-Ending Injury Post athletes you want to see not only get a career ending injury but get the kind of injury that would affect them for the rest of their lives
Da Land yfw lebron got one for da land
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP HOL ON SKEEEEEEEEEEEUP LEBRAHN IS DA KANG OF AKRON, HE WILL TURN THIS AROUND SKEEEEEEEEEEUP.
I think you're not injured One of the most memorable moments of Isaiah Thomas' tenure as a Cleveland Cavalier
JR's Henny I thought we were ahead

Music section

Match history

"Official" matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
14 Decemeber 2015 4ccg icon.png /4ccg/ Outlel Bowl 1-0 L Blatant sternball tbqh
16 Decemeber 2015 Irc icon.png /irc/ Outlel Bowl 5-2 W Wet Ass Jumper Goal 16', 64'
Swept in 5 Goal 45'+1', 61'
One Legged Fadeaway Goal 90'+4'
16 Decemeber 2015 Sbg icon.png /sbg/ Outlel Bowl 2-3 W Le Spicy Dish Man Goal 6', 10'
Swept in 5 Goal 27'
21 Decemeber 2015 Neo- ag icon.png Neo-/ag/ Outlel Bowl 4-3 L Hot Sauce Goal 50', 54'
Practice Goal 81' 		Rigged worse than the Sacramento Kings in the 2002 WCF
21 Decemeber 2015 Ag icon.png /ag/ Outlel Bowl 6-5 L Swept in 5 Goal 6', 45+1', 90'+7', 117'
Z-Bo Goal 53'
Meme Player Goal 100' 		THIRD PLACE TROPHY IS OURS NIGGAS
3 July 2016 Jojo icon.png /jojo/ /ag/ League 2-1 W Goal Hot Sauce' (32)
Goal Wet Ass Jumper' (71)
6 July 2016 Metallurgy icon.png /metallurgy/ /ag/ League 0-3 L
27 August 2017 Trb icon.png /trb/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-1 D Goal 90+2' >craptors
28 August 2017 Mild icon.png /mild/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 3-1 W Goal 5' Career-Ending Injury
Goal 13' FUCK KEVIN DURANT
Goal 73' Swept in 5
1 September 2017 Drw icon.png /drw/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-2 L Goal 77' >craptors
2 September 2017 Ita icon.png /ita/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 2-4 L Goal 75' Jon Wol Is Shook
Goal 78' Swept In 5

"Unofficial" matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
17 June 2016 Toon icon.png /toon/ Rigging After Dark 1-4 L Swept in 5 Goal 5' Blatant sternball tbqh
19 June 2016 Epl icon.png /epl/ Rigging After Dark 4-4 W
(4-3 Penalties) 		Swept in 5 Goal 7', 30'
Hot Sauce Goal 26'
Career-Ending Injury Goal 75'
21 June 2016 Fhg icon.png /fhg/ Rigging After Dark 2-2 L
(5-4 pens) 		Swept in 5 Goal 17'
Career-Ending Injury Goal 37'
2 July 2017 Trash icon.png /trash/ Home Run Derby 21-0 W Swept in 5 Goal 8', 26', 68'
Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 12', 29'
>Westbrick Goal 21', 62'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 31', 34', 38', 80'
>Craptors Goal 36', 40', 42', 76', 88'
Jon Wol is SHOOK Goal 52'
Stay in Yo Lane Goal 71', 81', 83'
Where in the world is Derrick Rose? Goal 90+5'

Exports

Tactical export: https://mega.nz/#!QIoECQSD!zUO9Z-H5a8bR3ya0_R49QECFZcaKu6SN_-TVYHI9nNI
Aesthetics export: http://www.mediafire.com/file/9l92zbjaxqp2sii/NBA+Aesthetic+Export.rar

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