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Prenotes

The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
The roster might be outdated at times, so check the /mlp/ main page for up-to-date player positions and cards.
Goals do not include invitationals.

Current Roster

Starters

Name

Number

Position

Image

Face

Description

Goals Scored

Derpy Hooves

13

	GK

After being practically cut from the show, Derpy Hooves became the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems, earning her the title SAFEST HOOVES. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon.

1

Thanks M.A. Larson!

2

	CB

We trusted you Larson. We wanted to believe that you could pull off Twilicorn, that everything would be ok. Sadly putting that exact line into the script several times wasn't subtle or convincing enough. To make things up, he retired from the show so he can focus on his football career.

0

Horsefucker

3

	CB

The neckbeard that surfs /mlp/, also known for fucking ponies, is finally getting off his wheelie chair to play some good old-fashioned football.

1

Faggot Deer

32

	LB

"I can feel the ball at my feet slipping away... I can't hold onto it much longer!" "Then don't! Sharing possession is what made you different to begin with!"

0

Crotchtits

4

	RB

Do you like technicolor ponies? What of anatomically correct animation? Well, if you need to slap your dick to something, check out the coolest new fad to hit a computer monitor near you. It's crotchtits! How could you not enjoy those supple milk balloons? Be sure to look at the distinctive sway out on the field, distracting all the kissless virgins.

I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash

7

	DMF

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon?

1

Wow! Glimmer

19

	CMF

Today on My Little Pony, a day in the life of Celes- Wow! Glimmer. Rarity and Twilight learn a lesson when- Wow! Glimmer. Sunset Shimmer, we need- Wow! Glimmer. SCREW YOU VARDY, GO FUCK- Wow! Glimmer.

1

Tracy

8

	AMF

"Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy." Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder.

20

Princess Twilight

9

	SS

Heralded by many as the saviour of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the controversially crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. Temporarily punished to symbolize the team crashing to Fetus and her shitty student taking over the show.

33

Best Pony

1

	SS

It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. >2012 >not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, whenever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them.

41

>rape

34

	CF

Hey /mlp/ what's yo- >rape Roll for your wa- >rape MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- >rape Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. >rape will always find you. There are no brakes on the >rape train.

86

Substitutes

Name

Number

Position

Image

Face

Description

Goals Scored

Hasbro Internet Security

36

	GK

User is admin, password is password.

0

Faust

6

	CB

The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase.

2

Fizzlepop Berrytwist

38

	DMF

Not watching virtual divegrass? Pathetic.

0

Lyra Plushie

11

	CB

Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK.

1

Best Friends

35

	DMF

Play divegrass with your special somepony this season, whether it's the one you love, or simply your best friend!

0

Hi Anon!

17

	RB

"HI ANON, I KICKED THE BALL TO THE KEEPER. Sorry for being like this..."

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

0

Only On The Hub

20

	LB

Every once in while I'm told to remember that these teams are for some silly image boards or something. Seriously, the bronies get a board and the Danimals are left with nothing?! Well, the solution is clear: They all need to dress like idiots, disappoint their fathers, and get beat up by middle schoolers as an adult. I guess I have to play my part as well... CHRIS, WE ARE PLAYING SOCCER WITH THOSE DAMN PONIES. Oh, and pick up some burgers on the way, I am starving. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO REASON FOR US TO HANG OUT ANYMORE? IT'S JUST A HIATUS, I TOLD YOU. NOW GET OVER HERE!

0

>no hooves

5

	CB

I mean, how can you get off to that? She doesn't even have any hooves. Sick fucks.

0

Lets Kill Applejack

37

	DMF

What do you propose? It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Applejack.

0

Cheeselegs

30

	RB

Oh, you thought Cheeselegs was ded? Wrong! She was never ded, she only went into hiding. Also, during her absence, she slowly replaced /mlp/'s players (and balls) with her own changelings, one at a time. And now that she's successfully replaced the entire team, she finally reveals herself, planning on taking over the 4CC with her changeling army.

0*

^:)

23

	SS

(:^

0

>everycreature

56

	LB

Fully accredited soccer. BY. THE. BOOK.

0

(*) voided due to Dragongate

Retired Players

Name	Description	Goals Scored
Boop	After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'	0
Bananas	Sent to the moon on accident.	0
Pure Pony Pleasure	Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker	0
Nathan	Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.	0
Seaty Belt	Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe reconstructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor.	0
Applerape	Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.	0
>fanfiction	Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.	0
Ableist Ponies	Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.	0
SmileSmileSmile	Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.	0
Taco Belle	Retired after being found out about her surgery.	0
Futashy	Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything.	0
King Zebra	Cut for being a filthy zebra.	0
Pony Semen	HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.	0
CONTROVERSIAL	VERY DISTURBED.	0
Clopfic	Cut for being too edgy.	0
Fluffy Pone	Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013. Another one was kidnapped somewhere between summer and autumn of 2014 to be used as a ball for the 4CC.	0
Tom Dan	Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us.	0
Marshmellow Butthole	Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again.	0
Molestia	Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her.	0
Black Twilight	Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now.	0
Spaghetticon	Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013. Sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.	0
Cease & Desist	Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed.	0
IDontGetTheAppeal	I still don't get it.	0
Muh Job	Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job.	0
Liquid Pride	Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls.	0
Hate and Penetrate	Sacked after failing to properly penetrate the opponent's defense too many times.	0
Twilicane	Sacked after it was found out canes can't actually play football.	0
I Culminated	Got stuck between a rock and a hard place.	0
DYEWTS	Actually watched the show, didn't like it and left.	0
Tara Strong	Sacked after buying another pair of high heels instead of football boots with club money.	1
Baconhair	Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards too much than spend her time training on the pitch.	0
Autism in Equestria	Disappeared to Equestria for good after Cadance joined the team and couldn't stop annoying him.	0
Cockblock Trixie	Left after she found out Twilight Sparkle would always steal the spotlight from her no matter what she did.	0
Existential Gummy	What was winning? Was it nothing more than the endless search for a star? And what was a star but a constant reminder that we were all only one crazy Texan away from rigging? And what of the poor gator? Logo no longer starless, destined to an existential swim down the river of memes to... an unknowable destiny?	0
Bomb Ass Tea	Since Cadance became pregnant, they decided that it's better for the baby if Shining stays at home.	0
Panda Ring	Spent again too much time pandering to the fans and too little playing football, again.	0
Don't Believe Her Lies	Can't make it to Cups anymore since she's too busy working on My Little Pony: The Movie. But don't worry, she'll come back for Season 7 after the movie. There will be a seventh season, right?	0
Didn't Listen	Got kicked out for not listening to the managers' instructions.	0
The Hiatus	An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her.	0
It's Already Shit	>stops being shit >immediately sacked Not even Winter and it's already shit	0
Rainbomination	Her broken anatomy got in the way of her divegrass career.	0
Who Is This Pink Dog	We still have no idea.	0
Razzle Dazzle	Cancelled her contract to star in a Manehattan revival of Equus.	1
Suicide Trixie	Finally convinced to climb out of the cannon by her BEST FRIEND.	0
Cheerileeder	The semester started, so she's back to grading papers.	0
Choose Your Own Autism	Turn to the next page if you choose to take a shot on goal. You have chosen, poorly.	0
Fuck Your Marker	Gunned down trying to jump the border back to /co/.	0
Jackie Chan Tulpa	He was real.	0
The Burdened	He carried our sins. Now we carry him in our hearts.	0

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 | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hey /mlp/ what's yo- {{greentext|rape}} Roll for your wa- {{greentext|rape}} MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- {{greentext|rape}} Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. {{greentext|rape}} will always find you. There are no brakes on the {{greentext|rape}} train.
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 | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Oh, you thought Cheeselegs was ded? Wrong! She was never ded, she only went into hiding. Also, during her absence, she slowly replaced /mlp/'s players (and balls) with her own changelings, one at a time. And now that she's successfully replaced the entire team, she finally reveals herself, planning on taking over the 4CC with her changeling army.
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