User:KinseyTypeF

I have three size D batteries lodged inside my asshole as a defensive measure. I call it "The Shining Dragon".

Former  /lgbt/ manager.  /indie/ manager. Trip is Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ.

Also manage some fake teams I guess.

/lgbt/ match record: 16W-2D-6L

Contacts

• Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com
• Discord: Kinsey Type F#9347
• IRC: KinseyTypeF

I prefer being contacted through Discord. I only check Email and IRC during cups.

Teams I Manage(d)

Current

 /indie/
 /lgbfit/
 /aus/
 /kp/
 /cwc/

Former

 /lgbt/

Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used

a u t i s m

If a team actually gets used in a competition it'll get its own page.

/worm/

/worm/
Everything's Copacetic
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/worm/ - Worm
Founded June 11, 2011 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color 72715f Morality Grey Captain Our Lady of Escalation
Team music
Anthem Rimsky Korsakov - Flight Of The Bumblebee Goal horn TBA

A team based on some dumb capeshit web serial called Worm.

No. Position Player 1   GK Worthy Opponents 2   CB "Meh, I can take her." 14   CB Predator-Prey Philosophy 4   CB Unwritten Rules 5   DMF Incest Woobie 6   CMF >1.7 Million Words 7   LMF Vulpine Grin 8   RMF [TRAJECTORY] [DESTINATION] [AGREEMENT] 9   SS Path to Victory 11   SS The Golden Idiot 10   CF Our Lady of Escalation

No. Position Player 12   GK NOT CANON 13   CB Bullet Brain Surgery 3   CB Friendbringers 15   CB Queen Administrator 16   DMF Verified Cape 17   DMF FUCKING TINKERS 18   DMF Being Taylor is Suffering 19   CMF Kiddo 20   CMF Chubster 21   CMF TAKE THAT YOU WORM 22   SS Metal Rage Dragon 23   SS Collateral Damage Barbie

Also reserves I guess because I'm obsessed with this shit.

No. Position Player #xx   CMF Texting While Driving #xx   CMF Copacetic #xx   CMF Weld is a Stranger #xx   CMF >Herbert #xx   CMF Autistic Armsmaster #xx   CMF Imp'd #xx   CMF Jack Slash #xx   CMF SpecificProtagonist #xx   CMF xX_Void_Cowboy_Xx #xx   CMF Death by Diceroll #xx   CMF Sleeper Power Theory #xx   CMF Geoscythe the Eyeraper #xx   CMF BULLSHIT #xx   CMF Literally Child Soldiers #xx   CMF Eye Crinkles #xx   CMF Simurgh / Cauldron Plot #xx   CMF Cut Ties

/mvm/

/mvm/
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/mvm/ - Mann vs Machine
Founded August 15, 2012 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color 72715f Gray Mann Captain META ONLY
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]

Mann vs Machine is the premier game mode of TF2. Please ignore the lack of updates.

No. Position Player 1   GK Sentry Blocking 2   CB TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK 14   CB F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 4   CB >No Updates 5   DMF Giant Bonk Sandman Scout 6   CMF >$1 Missed 7   LMF Clueless Zero Tour 8   RMF High Tour Elitest 9   SS Two Shitties 11   SS Muh Australiums 10   CF META ONLY

No. Position Player 12   GK >Building at the Bomb Hatch 13   CB Canteen Spam 3   CB >Refunds 15   CB Reuse Your Ticket 16   DMF DON'T SHOOT THE MEDS 17   DMF SENTRY BUSTER 18   DMF Winbombing 19   CMF Grey Team 20   CMF >Maining in MvM 21   CMF Boot Camp Teaches You Nothing 22   SS >Squad Surplus 23   SS Scorch Shit

/grim/

/grim/
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/grim/ - Grimwah : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar
Founded August 4, 2017 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color Captain Cleveland Mark Blakemore
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]

There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

No. Position Player 1   GK Undesirable as a Customer 2   CB 23 YEARS IN THE MAKING 14   CB No Market Pandering to Morons 4   CB Homemade Nuclear Bunker 5   DMF Ride Turtles 6   CMF ?SQUIRREL? 7   LMF Microissue 8   RMF Grimwah 9   SS THE INCLINE 11   SS DUMB SAPE 10   CF Cleveland Mark Blakemore

No. Position Player 12   GK Broken Saves 13   CB No Discounts Ever 3   CB >Cleve has a wife and son 15   CB IMPROVES MUSIC 16   DMF Anus Monsters 17   DMF Little Rosy 18   DMF Spaghetti Code 19   CMF 600 Hours of Content 20   CMF Golden Baby 21   CMF McDonald's Whopper 22   SS EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE 23   SS MANUAL WHEN

/oglaf/

/oglaf/
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/oglaf/ - Oglaf
Founded 2008 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color Captain Cumsprite
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]

No. Position Player 1   GK Fountain of Doubt 2   CB Sword of Friendship 14   CB Peaceful Fellatiocracy 4   CB MECHANICAL DRAGON COCK 5   DMF Incompetent Shapeshifters 6   CMF Erotic Bathing 7   LMF Not Necrophilia 8   RMF The Snow Queen 9   SS SORCERY 11   SS LABYRINTHS ARE AWESOME! 10   CF Cumspirte

No. Position Player 12   GK Tomb of the Naked Dead 13   CB Truly Spherical Ass 3   CB I ATE YOUR FEAR 15   CB Stop Ruining My Gigantic Ass Fantasy 16   DMF Devil in a Devil Suit 17   DMF THEY DON'T HAVE SKULLS 18   DMF The Talking Fox 19   CMF ZOORP 20   CMF OVERTHINKING 21   CMF Giraffopede 22   SS The Cobra Clits 23   SS Sithrak

/jrm/

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/jrm/ - Jerma985
Founded September 22, 1985 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color Captain COMPACT STREAMER
Team music
Anthem See That Headshot - Jerma985 Remix Victory Anthem Rats Birthday Mixtape Goal horn The Circulation of a Jerma Joke rip Sterma and y'know don't say s-swears Goalhorn Jerma's Pirate Marching Band (ft. DJ ster) THE RATS Goalhorn ジェレミー・ハリントン407現代ラット (リサフランク420現代のコンピュー + Rats Birthday Song) [Macintosh Plus + Rat Movie] byeah Goalhorn The Byeahnthem

No. Position Player 1   GK You missed that one, try another! 2   CB Jermacraft 14   CB byeah 4   CB THE RATS 5   DMF JUP 6   CMF JEX 7   LMF SPHEE 8   RMF y'know don't say s-swears 9   SS rip Sterma 11   SS Green Screen 10   CF COMPACT STREAMER

No. Position Player 12   GK Wall Dad 13   CB Coffee Cheetos Chicken 3   CB Beanbag Sonic 15   CB LIFE IS PAIN, I HA- 16   DMF CLIP IT 17   DMF Chuck Shnozwell 18   DMF BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM 19   CMF >Comcast 20   CMF Glue Man 21   CMF Otto the Wonder Dog 22   SS Bat Boy 23   SS The Pencil