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|altgh2_what= Stormtrooper Goalhorn | |altgh2_what= Stormtrooper Goalhorn | ||
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|altgh3_title= Coach's Corner | |||
|altgh3_what= Don Cherry Goalhorn | |||
|nickname= Canucks<br/>Maple Niggers | |nickname= Canucks<br/>Maple Niggers | ||
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''Roster under construction, feel free to make suggestions on the talk page or contact me directly.'' | ''Roster under construction, feel free to make suggestions on the talk page or contact me directly.'' | ||
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{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Universal Healthcare}} | {{sq start player |no=8 |pos=GK |name=Universal Healthcare}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=The CHAD Metric System}} | {{sq start player |no=22 |pos=CB |name=The CHAD Metric System}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Residential Schools}} | {{sq start player |no=96 |pos=CB |name=Residential Schools}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Tim Horton's}} | {{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CB |name=Tim Horton's}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=DMF |name=Maple Nigger}} | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=DMF |name=Maple Nigger}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=DMF |name=Peacekeeper}} | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=DMF |name=Peacekeeper}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq start player |no=76 |pos=CMF |name=Don Cherry}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Poutine}} | {{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=AMF |name=Poutine}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name=DUDE, LEGAL WEED}} | {{sq gold player |no=420 |pos=AMF |name=DUDE, LEGAL WEED}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Justin Trudope}} | {{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=SS |name=Justin Trudope}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name={{greentext|A FUCKING LEAF}}}}[[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]] | {{sq gold player |no=18 |pos=CF |name={{greentext|A FUCKING LEAF}}}}[[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]] | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Multiculturalism}} | {{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Multiculturalism}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Hudson's Bay Company}} | {{sq player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Hudson's Bay Company}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=SweatingCanadian.jpg}} | {{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=SweatingCanadian.jpg}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=202,000km of Coastline}} | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=202,000km of Coastline}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=6 |pos=CB |name=Nation of Hockey}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=ANAL}} | {{sq player |no=69 |pos=CB |name=ANAL}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name=TWO TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS}} | {{sq player |no=2 |pos=DMF |name=TWO TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{greentext|the absolute state of Canadian NHL teams}}}} | {{sq player |no=93 |pos=DMF |name={{greentext|the absolute state of Canadian NHL teams}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name=America is Canada's Pants}} | {{sq player |no=9 |pos=DMF |name=America is Canada's Pants}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Canadian """Premier""" League}}}} | {{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Canadian """Premier""" League}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Toronto Raptors 2019 NBA Champs}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=SS |name=Stormtrooper}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=SS |name=Stormtrooper}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
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Roster
Roster under construction, feel free to make suggestions on the talk page or contact me directly.
Player | Description |
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Universal Healthcare | Oh no, my feelings are hurt. Let me go to the doctor so he can check them for free |
Multiculturalism | >It's our national identity |
The CHAD Metric System | Imagine using Imperial like some sort of third world country |
Residential Schools | Because Canada tried to eradicate the natives too |
Tim Horton's | Formerly the best coffee chain (thanks Burger King) |
SweatingCanadian.jpg | +10C |
Hudson's Bay Company | Over 400 year old fur trading company turned clothing store |
202,000km of Coastline | Get on our level, coastlets |
Don Cherry | WATCH THIS HERE |
ANAL | Conveniently placed shirt text |
>A FUCKING LEAF | This thread is going a little too well for my liking |
DUDE, LEGAL WEED | Imagine not having legal weed |
Justin Trudope | The walking vagina himself |
Poutine | The most patrician way to eat fries |
Maple Nigger | Syrup sucking faggot |
Peacekeeper | Still cleaning up the fucking mess in Afghanistan |
TWO TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS | Oh it's true, it's damn true |
>the absolute state of Canadian NHL teams | >vaughncouver >oilels >shames >jest >laffs >hasb >snes |
America is Canada's Pants | Florida is the benis |
>Canadian """Premier""" League | Brand new domestic league = premier, yes |
Toronto Raptors 2019 NBA Champs | >letting the single fucking leaf team in the league win the championship >the absolute golden state |
Nation of Hockey | Simply and consistently the best at icepunch |
Stormtrooper | What the piss-scared Krauts called Canadian WWI Soldiers |
Match Record
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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TBD, 2019 | /TBD/ | Multinational Bowl 4 | TBD | TBD |
TBD, 2019 | /TBD/ | Multinational Bowl 4 | TBD | TBD |
TBD, 2019 | /TBD/ | Multinational Bowl 4 | TBD | TBD |
Export
Multinational Bowl 4
- Tactical Export - Soon™
- Aesthetic Export - Soon™