/pole/

/pole/
"Lepiej, to już było."
/pole/ - Polish Politics
Founded June 4, 1989 Manager Wojciech Jaruzelski Owner Wojskowe Służby Informacyjne. IRL manager ArousedAnon Team colors HEX color F50606 Messianic Polish Red Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Polin Website /pole/ - Polish Politics Nickname Polacy robacy
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
/pol/eague Appearances 1 (First in /pol/eague 5) Best result ,
Team music
Anthem I Nikomu Nie Wolno Się z Tego Śmiać Victory Anthem Polska Goal horn Lewy Czerwcowy Korwin Mikke Goalhorn Rurkowce Testoviron Goalhorn Jewish Disco Hooligan Goalhorn Klatka Bolek Goalhorn Nie wierzcie elektrykom Korwin MOTM Anthem Korwin Krul
Kits

Introduction

There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get, alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best!

DISCLAIMER: every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches.

Or does he? ;^)

Team Lineup

No. Position Player 89   GK The Round Table 54   CB Balcerowicz 69   CB Anna Grodzka/Krzysztof Bęgowski 0   LB "A thick line" 4   RB Tusk 53   DMF EU Gibs 10   AMF The Twins 7   CMF Bolek 30   CMF Janusz Korwin Mikke 65   CF Polin 92   SS Night Shift

No. Position Player 1   GK SKW 3   CB Muppet Sejm 8   CB Roman Giertych 5   LB Bronek 15   LB Big City Smartie 6   RB Polish Death Camps 20   AMF Testoviron 2   RB Hooligan 57   DMF Andrzej Lepper 40   DMF Kwachu 70   SS Zbigniew Stonoga