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Welcome to 『THE WORLD』
/dothack/ - .hack//
Founded 2002 Manager Goddess of Twilight, Aura Owner CyberConnect2 IRL manager Laventale !!EpaPOcGqYg6 Team colors Chat color 000000 AIDA's Black and White Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Haseo, The Terror of Death Website /dothack/ - .hack// Nickname Little Children of Morganna
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Obsession Victory Anthem Gentle Hands Goal horn Silly-Go-Round Altenative Goalhorn The Slow Doberman ~Piros the 3rd's Theme~
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 1 GK SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH! 2 LB Master Yata #1 Fan 3 CB Arena Party Healslut 4 CB Twilight Brigade Healslut 5 RB Bros before Hoes 6 DMF Hey Bro, Nice Combo! 7 CMF Old Man Antares 8 AMF Zelkova, Immortal Sentient AI 9 SS Demon Palace Emperor, Alkaid 10 SS SURPASS YOUR LIMITS! 11 CF Haseo, the Terror of Death

No. Position Player 12 GK TRI EDGE?! 13 LB Rugmuncher in Disguise 14 LB Zelkova's /ss/ Mommy 15 CB Gay VR Fuccboi 16 CB Kestrel's Strongest Furry 17 CB The World's Most Dangerous Shota 18 RB Sadboy (Female) 19 RB >Chaotic PKs >Relevant 20 DMF Saku/Bo 21 DMF Careless Catgirl 22 DMF Gangbanged by AIDA 23 CF Haseo, Rogue Master

Roster Description

Player	Origin
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-lJcf7Neo
Master Yata #1 Fan	"I SERVE MASTER YATA AND MASTER YATA ONLY!" Yo Pi, free will is a thing, you know?
Arena Party Healslut	Known as Atoli. She's the one trying to steal the MCBowl from any other girl. Dumb blonde emo who always depends on others.
Twilight Brigade Healslut	Known as Shino. One of Haseo's first friends in The World. Falls comatose and chooses to cuck herself out of the MCBowl at the end. Kek what a bitch.
Bros before Hoes	Kuhn might be a lot of things, Casanova, Heart Broken, Unemployed, but one thing is certain, he would never leave any of his bros hanging. Truly /ourboy/.
Hey Bro, Nice Combo!	No matter if the world's fate is at stake, Silabus always wants (You) to join him and combo some monster niggas to death.
Old Man Antares	A wise drunkard that saw Haseo like his son or something. I SWEAR OLD MAN IF YOU'RE DRINKING AGAIN...
Zelkova, Immortal Sentient AI	Leader of Moon Tree, the biggest and most respected guild of The World, able to jump from Database to Database and has very good taste in older women. Forgot to say he's a giant fucking jew with unlimited gold at disposal.
Demon Palace Emperor, Alkaid	>tfw no big tiddy tomboyish redhead bookworm gf to read novels and play RPGs with
SURPASS YOUR LIMITS!	Imagine having your step-sister falling comatose because of some shitty dumb Rogue AI from a VR game so you fuck everyone's lives up to save her. Yep, couldn't be any other than Ovan. Literally fucking Blue Jesus.
Haseo, the Terror of Death	Former Twilight Brigade member, nigga went on a Rampage when his female friend went full potato. Has a hard-on for this Tri-Edge lad or something.
TRI EDGE?!	Gotta love how CC2 always uses the same fucking Kite model for every fucking game/anime/manga/novel without fail, for real.
Rugmuncher in Disguise	BUT THAT'S FORBIDDEN LOVE, I think...
Zelkova's /ss/ Mommy	Full fledged Christmas Cake, likes Miso Soup and comforting his little boy to sleep. What's not to like?
Gay VR Fuccboi	Can't hold his dick inside his pants whenever he sees Haseo. The only male to have a marriage event. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Kestrel's Strongest Furry	Leader of Kestrel's 5000. Never reads anything that's longer than 3 lines. Mysterious furry that plays dumb but has all his bases covered.
The World's Most Dangerous Shota	Everyone gangsta until the fucking Anti-Existence becomes a Shota.
Sadboy (Female)	Imagine trying to escape from your daily life playing vidya, ever going as far as creating a character with the opposite sex, couldn't be me... haha...
>Chaotic PKs >Relevant	Nah, I don't feel like hunting every single Chaotic PK to get a useless weapon that isn't worth shit.
Saku/Bo	I knew Role-Playing Games were a thing but not taken to the extreme like this, having a female (You) yelling inside your head at all times must be tiring.
Careless Catgirl	Just a girl with big fat cat tats trying to draw smiles on everyone's faces. A real cutie. Stay away from her when she's mad, though...
Gangbanged by AIDA	If life taught me something, it's that letting black beings into your body is never a good idea, no matter how tempting or empowering it looks.
Haseo, Rogue Master	Featuring Haseo from the .hack// series! Getting as many power ups and asspulls as him should be illegal.