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| Sometimes you catch yourself wondering why random monsters possess casino chips produced exclusively for the Jewel Resort Casino.
| | hello. as a FIRE GOD I (the FIRE GOD) must inform you (the suboptimal player) that you (the suboptimal player) are playing fire incorrectly, I (the FIRE GOD) must teach you (the suboptimal player) the proper ways of playing fire like me (the one and only FIRE PLAYER) so that you (the suboptimal player) can play like how I (the FIRE GOD) do, if you (the suboptimal player) spot anyone else (suboptimal player trash) playing fire, do not listen to them (the suboptimal player), especially inaba (haha hes in denial that I (the FIRE GOD) am better than him), hes trash. |
| De La Fille keeps looting them after battles, and you accept them without a second thought. Free stuff is free stuff, and it keeps you swimming in tradable rewards from the Casino.
| | you (the suboptimal player) must follow my grids like gospel, I (the only FIRE player to exist) am definitely correct in every advice I (the FIRE GOD) give in fire because I (midokuni the FIRE GOD player) am the master of the element and I (FIRE GOD tm) only know how to play it optimally. |
| | | hopefully that clarifies that you (the suboptimal player) have been playing fire wrong the entire time. always listen to me (the fire god)<br> |
| But as time passes, you notice she's becoming thinner, more haggard. Her signature gem-blades lose their brilliance, replaced with cheap facsimiles of cut glass that chip and shatter in combat.
| | Inaba actually in denial because a scrub like me outmatches his Fire God ways. Sorry for hurting your pride man but unlike you my crew doesn't feed runs just to honor scum. Heck I barely even use my summons for Bubs. You might want to rethink your Fire DPS because I look at your vid and I can see a lot of improvements to it. Try using your brain for a change. You have the better grid why can't you do better? It is getting kinda annoying getting messages just to fix up your bullshit.<br> |
| | | If you can't move then try to make ways to move. I only get this damage if the run sucks? Well isn't your "Fire DPS" video composed of a worse team? Go back to your cheese hellhole and stay there Mr Cheese Inabakuni the God of Feeding. |
| Concerned, you find her on the Grandcypher one day and ask if something is wrong.
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| It turns out that monsters never had any chips to begin with.
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| De La Fille's been toiling in the Poker mines between adventures, and selling off her precious gems, all in order to obtain massive amounts of casino chips which she can then "find" for you.
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| The taste of the last half-elixir you quaffed turns to bile in your throat.
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| Misreading your rapidly clouding expression, she clutches at your sleeve nervously, stammering, "P-please, I'll get more and more chips for you, so don't remove me from the party!"
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| Each word is like a stake hammered into your chest. You want to scream out, "It's not your fault! You don't have to do this anymore!", but it feels like your jaw is glued shut.
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| Crushing waves of guilt wash over you, constricting your throat like a vice. You recall the radiant smile she would always give you, as she turned away from a monster corpse hefting a "looted" sack of casino chips. You never wondered. You just took them.
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| A surging heat from your trouser pocket sends pain lancing through your thigh. Wordlessly, you pull out a glassy sphere. An anima, bought with casino chips.
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| The visage of the primal beast within seems to glare at you silently, judging you. Sickened, you let the orb fall to the deck. It bounces once, and rolls to a halt facing you, still staring.
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| Your heartbeat thunders in your chest, drowning out De La Fille's continued frantic pleas.
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| ==Roster== | | ==Roster== |
| /gbfg/
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| Post ID, cutie!
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| /gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
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| Founded
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28th of October 2016
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| Owner
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The GODS
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| IRL manager
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tech !!rb+zz19X9Cq
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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B4E1E1
Cutie Drool Blue
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| Ranking
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15
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| Highest rank
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15 (25 June 2018)
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| Lowest rank
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38 (19 December 2016)
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| Top scorer
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TIME and EFFORT (13)
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| Top assister
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a three-unheil nierCHAD (literally 2 million honors every minute)
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| Captain
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Relief Ace
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| Website
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/gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
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| Nickname
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grubble
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| Historic performance
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 6
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4
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7
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17
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35.29%
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| Team music
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| Kits
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| Home kit
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| Away kit
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hello. as a FIRE GOD I (the FIRE GOD) must inform you (the suboptimal player) that you (the suboptimal player) are playing fire incorrectly, I (the FIRE GOD) must teach you (the suboptimal player) the proper ways of playing fire like me (the one and only FIRE PLAYER) so that you (the suboptimal player) can play like how I (the FIRE GOD) do, if you (the suboptimal player) spot anyone else (suboptimal player trash) playing fire, do not listen to them (the suboptimal player), especially inaba (haha hes in denial that I (the FIRE GOD) am better than him), hes trash.
you (the suboptimal player) must follow my grids like gospel, I (the only FIRE player to exist) am definitely correct in every advice I (the FIRE GOD) give in fire because I (midokuni the FIRE GOD player) am the master of the element and I (FIRE GOD tm) only know how to play it optimally.
hopefully that clarifies that you (the suboptimal player) have been playing fire wrong the entire time. always listen to me (the fire god)
Inaba actually in denial because a scrub like me outmatches his Fire God ways. Sorry for hurting your pride man but unlike you my crew doesn't feed runs just to honor scum. Heck I barely even use my summons for Bubs. You might want to rethink your Fire DPS because I look at your vid and I can see a lot of improvements to it. Try using your brain for a change. You have the better grid why can't you do better? It is getting kinda annoying getting messages just to fix up your bullshit.
If you can't move then try to make ways to move. I only get this damage if the run sucks? Well isn't your "Fire DPS" video composed of a worse team? Go back to your cheese hellhole and stay there Mr Cheese Inabakuni the God of Feeding.
Roster
Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top 1000 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 175 cutie with their first primal highlander grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway. But it's okay, at least you aren't in Mistakes SOY.
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 25
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Sorry danchou my dog died again
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| 1
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DUDE OTHER/GAME
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| 0
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FKHR's Cuck Agenda
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| 55
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Me, Nier's 65634th Boyfriend
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| 70
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GBFG FAILS ANOTHER LUCI HL
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| 40
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Varunaposting
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| 10
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Element God
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| 27
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NIPRUSH INCOMING
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| 21
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The Twitterbux
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| 4
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Relief Ace 
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| 2
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LEECHLISTS???
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 64
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WARNING MARKED PLAYER
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| 12
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>x/300
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| 83
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Black Screen Simulator
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| 11
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tfw no gbfg gf
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| 43
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/ourguy/ NKMR
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| 34
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Non-Canon Slut
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| 36
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QUOTABOIS QUOTABOIS
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| 19
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Rank 150(MAX)GOD
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| 85
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The Legendary 0.01 Nip Ping
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| 69
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MARK OF THE WARRIOR
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| 99
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Element Tax
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| 7
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Danchousexuals
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Exports
VGL 11 Aesthetic Export
