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{{POLBoardInfobox | |||
|team= pole | |||
|general= yes | |||
|motto= "Lepiej to już było." | |||
|name= Polish Politics | |||
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|bgcolor=CE1126 | |||
|txtcolor=FFFFFF | |||
|color1= CE1126 | |||
|color2= FFFFFF | |||
|date= June 4th, 1989 | |||
|manager= Wojciech Jaruzelski | |||
|owner= Wojskowe Służby Informacyjne | |||
|irl= {{Anonymous|ArousedAnon}} <br> | |||
|scorer= Night Shift, Polin | |||
|assister= | |||
|assists= | |||
|goals= 2 | |||
|poleague_appearances= '''1''' | |||
|first_poleague_appearance= [[/pol/eague 5]] | |||
|best_poleague_result='''12th''' | |||
|best_poleague_cup= <br>[[/pol/eague 5]] | |||
|w= 1 | |||
|d= 0 | |||
|l= 2 | |||
|gf= 8 | |||
|ga= 11 | |||
|captain= Polin | |||
|hex= F50606 | |||
|color= Messianic Polish Red | |||
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=FOTfPDlQnhI | |||
|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=x3kicEsx7g0 | |||
|altanthem1_title= Polska | |||
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | |||
|a_title= I Nikomu Nie Wolno Się z Tego Śmiać | |||
|horn= youtube.com/watch?v=opmHOsk3TdU | |||
|gh_title= Wolność Słowa | |||
|althorn5=youtube.com/watch?v=CG82NZg0eq0 | |||
|altgh5_title= Jewish Disco | |||
|altgh5_what= Testoviron Goalhorn | |||
|althorn7=youtube.com/watch?v=wBZEWB_MtZA | |||
|altgh7_title= Klatka | |||
|altgh7_what= Hooligan Goalhorn | |||
|althorn3= youtube.com/watch?v=15CehuWJXjM | |||
|altgh3_title= Rurkowce | |||
|altgh3_what= Korwin Mikke Goalhorn | |||
|althorn8= youtube.com/watch?v=VRj3LsX54ys | |||
|altgh8_title= Sleep is for the Weak | |||
|altgh8_what= Ukrainian Immigrant Goalhorn | |||
|althorn4= youtube.com/watch?v=JR47bjJLY2I | |||
|altgh4_title= Lewy Czerwcowy | |||
|altgh4_what= Night Shift Goalhorn | |||
|nickname=Polacy robacy | |||
|althorn9= youtube.com/watch?v=l1bWLiIc78I | |||
|altgh9_title= Korwin Krul | |||
|altgh9_what= Korwin MOTM Anthem | |||
|althorn6= youtube.com/watch?v=tC5vie59hec | |||
|altgh6_title= Ona jest Pedałem | |||
|altgh6_what= Dangerous Ideology Goalhorn | |||
}} | |||
==== Introduction ==== | |||
There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get, alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best! | |||
'''''DISCLAIMER''''': every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches. | |||
Or does he? ;^) | |||
==== Team Lineup ==== | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=89 |pos=GK|name={{tt|The Round Table| A slice for you, a slice for me...}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=54 |pos=LB|name={{tt|Balcerowicz| Nice industry you have there, would be a shame if something happened to it...}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Dangerous Ideology | They're coming after your children, just like your local priest ;^)}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Angry Feminoid | OMG I JUST WANT TO KILL MY UNBORN BABY SO I WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT YOU FUCKING INCEL??!!!}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=RB|name= {{tt|Tusk| A professional honest politician}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=53 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|EU Gibs| This player was funded by the EU Cohesion Fund | |||
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{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|The Twins| Our own Bogs, only one left}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=30 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|Janusz Korwin Mikke|Ozjasz Goldberg}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=AMF|name= {{tt|Ukrainian Immigrant| Ahh... so THIS is how West was feeling first time Poles migrated en masse, I get it now...}}}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=65 |pos=CF|name= {{tt|Polin|אין כמו בבית}}}}{{Captain}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=92 |pos=SS|name= {{tt|Night Shift|The truth is... game was rigged from the start}}}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | |||
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= {{tt|SKW|Polish branch of Mossad}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt| Coof Police| Imagine catching actual criminals...}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|Roman Giertych| He's a big guy}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|Polish Death Camps| What do you mean they had German speaking staff?!}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB|name={{tt|Hooligan| All our hooligan effort, to you, beloved homeland!}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|Bolek| Still "confident"}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name= {{tt|Julka| Your expert from Twitter about everything, gender pronounce to be exact.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name= {{tt|Testoviron| First of the Prophets, he bestowed the Truth and the Light upon many}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|Jerzy Urban| Journalist, government spokesperson, statesman}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=57 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Oppressed Entrepreneur | What are you bitching out there, you bourgeois?}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=40 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Local Priest| Hello, children!}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=70 |pos=SS |name= {{tt|Zbigniew Stonoga| Second of the Prophets, summarized the nation in honest words of drunken rant}}}} | |||
{{sq end}} | |||
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Introduction
There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get, alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best!
DISCLAIMER: every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches.
Or does he? ;^)
Team Lineup
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