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| Former (bad) /a/ manager. Ascended to JOP.
| | 8 years later and I still have no idea what I'm doing. Ascended to JOP. |
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| IRC: PWJP (never there)
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| Skype: itspwjp (never online)
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| Discord: PWJP#9264 (often online but why would you want to talk to me?)
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| =Misc=
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| I replayed Theme Hospital some time ago when the autism kicked in and I felt like making a roster. This team will NEVER EVER see the light of the day because I can't be arsed to actually put in the basic effort and the game has no suitable music for divegrass but maybe it'll entertain some vagrant souls that find this page.
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| {{sq start|bg=#082567|fg=#FFF}}
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| {{sq start player |no=1|pos={{Position|GK|type=4}} |name={{tt|Consultant Researcher Surgeon Psych.|Give praise, for he has no equal}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=2|pos={{Position|LB|type=4}} |name={{tt|You total loser|YOUR HOSPITAL WASN'T EXPENSIVE ENOUGH}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=3|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Fuck EA|The day EA destroyed yet another company may have been the most important day of Bullfrog's life, but for EA, it was Tuesday}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=4|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Fresh outta med school and ready to kill|Never give a Junior an important job}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=5|pos={{Position|RB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Strength 8 earthquake|haha inflator go boom}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=6|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|Changing screen|Want to select a doctor? Too bad, he's hiding behind the blue changing screen AGAIN}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=7|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|>we're not sure what's wrong|HE'S LITERALLY GLOWING GREEN}}}}
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| {{sq gold player |no=8|pos={{Position|AMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|The Pukening|It's all fun and games until someone pukes in the middle of a crowd}}}}
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| {{sq silver player |no=9|pos={{Position|SS|type=4}} |name={{tt|Consecutive epidemics|You're one hour into a late stage and an epidemic you can't handle pops up. You decide to bite the bullet and pay the ruinous 26k fine and the game puts it up again five seconds later}}}}
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| {{sq silver player |no=10|pos={{Position|SS|type=4}} |name={{tt|Mad doctors|Overwork is a hell of a thing}}}}
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| {{sq gold player |no=11|pos={{Position|CF|type=4}} |name={{tt|DOCTOR REQUIRED IN GP'S OFFICE|You're gonna hear this all the fucking time}} {{captain}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=12|pos={{Position|GK|type=4}} |name={{tt|4 years in training|Training is needed to make your doctors consultants, who should be the only staff you have in later stages. Too bad it can take anywhere from 6 months to several years.}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=13|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Unexpected swelling|Cause - anything unexpected. Symptoms - swelling.}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=14|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|The Great Doc Carousel|Are you an autistic enough dude to make sure every room is always staffed?}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=15|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Serious Radiation epidemic|[laughter stops]}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=16|pos={{Position|CB|type=4}} |name={{tt|20 sofas|The arcade and pool table are supposedly better at making your staff relax, except they aren't}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=17|pos={{Position|LB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Broken boiler|Cue your entire staff starting to bitch and demanding raises}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=18|pos={{Position|RB|type=4}} |name={{tt|Advisor-kun|WATER YOUR FOOKIN' PLANTS}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=19|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|Goddamned mice|Oh look, they made a hole you can't block. AGAIN.}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=20|pos={{Position|DMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|25-patient queue|Plan your goddamn hospital}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=21|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|8-song jukebox|I hope you're ready to go insane}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=22|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|Advanced shame|This is what you get}}}}
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| {{sq player |no=23|pos={{Position|CMF|type=4}} |name={{tt|Faint cabbage smell|Extremely important detail to put in your resume}}}}
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