/mu/ Roster

Starting Eleven

Name		Background	Position	Number
Merzbow		/mu/ has trusted Merzbow to be the Wall of Sound that /mu/ needs to be successful in defense. Winning the 2014 Summer Cup with him in net, he has proven to be a successful member of the team, also being a key member in their entire run of success by only appearing in one (1) babby from Winter 2012 to Summer 2016, though he has not succeeded in taking penalty kicks just yet, or accepting passes from a very certain music reviewer /mu/ really appreciates. In the music scene, Merzbow makes harsh noise that effectively filters plebs that cannot handle real noise. If you can't handle Merzbow, you'll never be able to handle harsh noise.	GK	34
Viper the Rapper		Viper the Rapper, or formally known as Viper, is a hip hop artist hailing from the great state of Arkansas. Viper is most known for putting out his 2008 digitally released album "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack", in what has been called by one person as " a deaf person talking over 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog synths thrown together by a little kid on the free-est DAW downloaded on a Russian fileshare site crawling with malware". Viper himself has put out many other studio albums such as "I'm Better Than U" and "My Gun Is Set To Auto-Smegmatic". Additionally, he has put out a counted 136 mixtapes, the most popular being "Kill Urself My Man" and "These Rappers Claim They Hard When Them Fags Never Even Seen the Pen". While these releases have some blatant rips from his previous albums, many songs even being identical, the sheer volume of music he has released is unmatched by any other modern day artist. Also, he makes funny album covers /mu/ uses as reaction images. Also he's a real estate broker. Also he's never been seen in the same room as Lil B.	LB	20
Za Fishmans		Za Fishmans has been a long staple of /mu/ posting for both shitposting (whether it's in a cave or not), and entry level dream pop discussion. Widely known for the band's studio album "Long Season" and its live album "Otokotachi no Wakare", /mu/ will always have a soft spot for the album, whether it has clicked for them or not. Anyway we all know they just produce toilet sounds.	CB	98
Hell be Fine		>70 years old >Still plays shows I think hell be fine	CB	21
	<-- Clueless	hmm today I will play some divegrass	RB	12
*Deletes Track*		Ahhhhh, now it's perfect	DMF	17
Drum n Bowie		*drum and bass machine starts up*	CMF	70
MC Ride		"Jesus this sounds so bad, is this what you call music? This sounds like a hobo just yelling random words with shitty engine noises in the background. I don't get how anyone could like this. People actually think this is catchy, really? Hustle bones, what are those? Even that Melon guy said it's really good, for whatever reason he loves them too I don't fucking get it. He gave this a 10?! Really?! A 10/10?! Fucking stupid, you're all idiots I'm going back to listening to good music" 3 months later: "I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE, I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT, I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT, I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE YUH SPREADEAGLECROSSTHEBLOCK SPREADEAGLECROSSTHEBLOCKSPREADEAGLECROSSTHE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM, I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TOOOOONGUE HIT HIT HIT TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKYOON TATAKKKYYYYOOON TATA TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TOOOONGUE IF YOU'RE DELUSIONAL YOUR CALL WILL BE DIRECTED TO THE MOTHERSHIP IWANTITINEEDITNEEDTOKEEPMYSELFHEATEDSHAKEITCANTTAKEITMUSTBREAKITOFF YEAHWHATISAY BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH GETGETGETGETGOTGOTGOTGOTBLOODRUSHTO MYHEADHITHOTLOCKPOPPINOFFTHEFUCKINBLOCKKNOTCLOCKINWRISTSLITWATCHBENTTHOUGHTBOT I GOT THE FEEEVVVAAAAHHHHH HUSTLE BONES COMIN' OUT MAH MAOOUUUTTTHHH I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, AHHHVVVEEE SEEEEN FOOTAGE THE TABLES IS FLIPPED NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH"	AMF	33
Piero Scaruffi		The fact that so many books still say that the death of XXXTentacion was not a big loss for music only tells you how far shitposting still is from becoming a serious art. Piero Scaruffi has seen /mu/ at the highest of highs and the lowest of lows while fucking 5 asian girls at once. While Scarufficore such as Trout Mask Replica, Faust, and Kate Bush have cemented their reputation on /mu/ for years now, Scaruffi's few new reviews still get discussion on /mu/, especially when there's a bombshell. From his criticism by other reviews as being too conservative in his reviews to rating his own poem as one of the best pieces of poetry at all time, he is unequivocally one of the most based figures relevant with /mu/, especially when compared to the absolute state of modern p4k and a certain melon looking shithead.	SS	22
John Lennon Beat His Wife		Did you know, that John Lennon from The Beatles actually beat his wife?	SS	6
Jeff Mangum		While Anne Frank may be the only girl that Jeff has ever loved, there are plenty of anons on /mu/ that want to make sure they love Jeff. Lead singer of Neutral Milk Hotel, Jeff's eccentric lyricism and voice have earned his way into the hearts of many listeners by releasing what many believe to be the best indie rock album of all time, "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea". When first listening to the album, many ask themselves, "am I getting memed? Is this what /mu/ thinks is actually good?" Rest assured, this album is universally loved with countless screamable lyrics and a general sincere, happy nature to it. Here's some examples (oh also On Avery Island is great too but lol afterthought as usual): WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CAAAARROT FLOOOOOWERS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN I AM LIIIIIIIIIISTENING TO HEEEAAAAR WHERE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE CHOKING WITH HER HANDS ACROSS, HIS, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE literally the entirety of Holland, 1945 Semen stains the mountaintops, semen stains the mountaintops OOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmely SHE GOOOOOOOES, AND NOW SHE KNOWS SHE'LL NEEEEEEVER BE AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID DEEEEEEDEDEDEDE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEDEDEDE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEDEDEDE just honestly scream the whole album aside the slow songs, those are top tier too though.	CF	10

Bench

Name		Background	Position	Number
Gusic		Gusic the sound of your best friends laughter, gusic is the sound of your baby waking up in the middle of the night for the first time, gusic is the sound of wind on a summer's day, gusic is there when you are alone, gusic is there when you aren't, gusic is the love of a good woman, or her breath in the morning, gusic is the cat that only sits in your lap when you don't plan on getting up for a while, gusic is cigarette and cup of coffee on a monday before work, gusic is breakfast in bed, gusic is tv dinners, gusic is the warmth of sand on your feet, gusic is aceing the test you thought you would fail, gusic is cleaning an itch in your ear with a q-tip, gusic is when your cutting a sheet of construction paper and the scissors start to glide, gusic is watching a woman dance in the rain on your way home together, gusic is sitting on the front porch with all your friends, gusic is matter, and energy, light, and darkness, gusic is fire and ice, all things good and nice, a story of men and mice, that makes you think twice about pulling the trigger. Gusic is first and last time you do drugs, gusic is the cosmic end all be all of reality, gusic is all these things and more, but most of all, gusic is a thing that brings us together, thank you for joining us in this gusic thread, post a picture of a cat and talk about gusic.	LB	4
Thom Yorke		While occasionally featuring on a variety of songs nowadays as a writer or vocalist, Thom Yorke is best known for his work with the band "Thom Yorke and the Radioheads", producing the greatest album of all time "OK Computer". In addition to that, the band's best song "Creep" has been a mainstay hit among music aficionados for more than 2 and a half decades now, and Thom will always happily sign a vinyl copy of the album it released on, titled "Pablo Honey". Not only has he achieved this, but popular music rating website rateyourmusic.com currently has 2 Radiohead albums in the top 3 albums of all time, and 3 in the top 9 albums of all time, truly a sign of quality! Nowadays, Thom spends his time playing the piano and planning how he can re-release old albums for more money like Car Seat Headrest did.	LB	18
Richard D. James		Do you ever wonder if Richard and Tim Hecker go outside?	CB	2
One Copy of Loveless on Vinyl		Ordering a classic grail on vinyl? Just like that? How can he be so based?! >b-but it's shoegaze! it will sound like shit on vinyl, i-it's completely outdated! Shut it, shoegaze virgin. Chad over here knows that vinyl is the thinking man's media choice, and that only incels listen to FLAC files. One Copy of Loveless has been listening to "Touched" on full volume and enjoying every second of it. No, he will not start listening to Ride because Ride is a shit britpop band with no soul.	CB	7
Talentless Hack		He is pointing at us...	RB	19
Björk		Björk's history on /mu/ has no peaks or valleys, rather a more consistent acknowledgement of her history as a consistently good pop artist with an incredible 11 year stretch of releasing 5 great albums, each with their own distinct style and each being distinctly original. While her appearance on charts posted around the board has declined with time, nearly all new age art pop artists will note Björk as an influence because she changed the genre so heavily. Even artists like Death Grips used many of her songs for samples in their work to further the genre of hobo yelling, which is a feat in itself. Nevertheless, /OurIcelandicMommy/ will always be loved no matter what.	RB	23
Captain Beefheart		i'm at a severe writer's block but I'm not sure if I just wrote art or not since it IS about Captain Beefheart after all, so it could work. The genius behind Trout Mask Replica himself, Captain Beefheart is the antithesis of a talentless hack. Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, who were definitely not captives and tortured for six months during the making of Trout Mask Replica, created music that sounds weird and it has a fish on the cover! A fish! Imagine making the pleb filter but you make it into a whole album. I CANNOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROOOOOOOOWNLAAAAAAAND DACHAU BLUUUUUUEEEEESSSS A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag, is fast and bulbous, got me? F A S T A N D B U L B O U S	DMF	88
Morrissey		I WAS LOOKING FOR A GOAL AND THEN I FOUND A GOAL, AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW.	DMF	5
>Granny Shit		That's a nice album you got there John, let's put Maxwell's Silver Hammer in it.	DMF	8
8.4 Best New Midfielder		"8.4 Best New Midfielder* is a reference to the one time credible website >Pitchfork giving out its label "Best New Music" to industry plants and racebait quality albums whether they're well known or not. While the website's credibility itself has been complete shit since Chris Ott left years ago subject due to its reviews, they still maintain a name in the industry to this day because of industry money and support independent reviews written by literal whos quality new music critics with a industry sponsored fresh and legitimate opinion.	CMF	84
Yeezus		MAGA Kanye with the hottest and most thought provoking lyrics "Now if I fuck this modela nd she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I'mma feel like an asshole" "Sometimes I'm wishin' that my dick had GoPro so I could play that shit back in slo-mo, I just shot an amateur video; I think I should go pro" "i keep it 300 like the romans, 300 bitches, where the trojans" "Ay, none of us would be here without cum" "I couldn't get my shit out any way, I hope you die Aria" "Have you ever had sex with a pharoah? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus" "My apologies, are you into astrology/Cause I’m tryin’ to make it to Uranus" "I love your titties ’cause they prove I can focus on two things at once" "Uh, black girl sippin’ white wine/Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign" "HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS" "You left your fridge open somebody took a sandwich" "Eatin’ Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce” "I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret 'til I pictured everybody with their clothes off" "Skrrt skrrt skrrt like a private school for women, then I get there and all the Popeye's is finished, girl"	CMF	69
Michael Gira		Testing, one, two, three. Well, well fuck. I mean, I just don't know what to say. I'm very glad to be hear with you tonight. I'll be able to talk with you, about some things that I know a great deal about. Everyone knows, that you, are, fucked up. And everyone knows, that I, am fucked up. But, does everyone know, that you, are more fucked up than me? Well I know that, and you know that, but our purpose is to tell everyone that. Take for instance, the time, you went to the bathroom to take a shower. You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush, everything was set. But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you. You didn't know where or how. That is one instance of how fucked up you are. A second instance of how fucked up you are; You was going to cook you some breakfast. Well you went in there, and you put some toast in the toaster. Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it. You got you some eggs out, some bacon. Poured you some orange juice, made you some coffee, got some jelly and some butter, fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill. Everything was fine, except for one thing. You had to call me in there, to show you how to use a fork. Now, a third instance, the way you're fucked up. You got dressed, ready to go to school, everything was fine. Went outside, got in your car. Key in the ignition, except for one thing. You had to call me, to come show you,	CMF	11

Band Member Timeline

Player	2020 SBC	2020 WC	2019 ABC	2019 SBC	2019 WC	2018 ABC	2018 SBC	2017 ABC	2017 SC	2017 WC	2016 ABC	2016 SC	2016 WC	2015 SC	2015 SBC	2015 WC	2014 SC	2014 WC	2013 SC	2013 WC	2012 SC	2012 WC	2011 SC
Kanye West	CB	LMF	LMF	CMF	SS	CMF	CMF	LMF	DMF	DMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	DMF	CMF
Jeff Mangum	CF	CF	CF	CF	AMF	CF	CF	SS	SS	LMF	CMF	AMF	SS	RWF	CF	AMF	AMF	AMF	AMF	AMF	CB	CB	CB
Thom Yorke	CMF	RB	LMF	LMF	DMF	RMF	CMF	CMF	LMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	SS	AMF	CMF	CMF	RMF	DMF	AMF	RMF	RB	LB
Merzbow	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	CB	CB
Pierro Scaruffi	LB	DMF	AMF	RMF	CB	RB	CB	RB	RB	RB	CB	CB	CMF	RB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	SS
MC Ride	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	RWF	AMF	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	LWF	CMF	AMF	CF	CF	CF	CF
8.4 Best New Midfielder	DMF	RMF	RMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	DMF	CMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	DMF
Richard D. James	LB	LB	LB	CB	DMF	LB	CB	LB	LB	CB	CMF	CMF	SS	AMF	DMF	DMF	AMF				CB	RB	CB
Michael Gira	CMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF	LWF	SS	AMF	CMF	AMF	CMF	LMF	AMF	CF	CMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF
Bjork	RB	CB	RB	CB	CB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
Viper the Rapper	CB	AMF	CB	CMF	CMF	CB	GK	GK	GK	GK	CB	CMF						LWF	AMF
hell be fine	CB	CB	CB	LMF	CB	DMF	CB	CMF	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
Talentless Hack	DMF	RMF	RMF	SS	SS	RMF										CF	SS	RWF
John Lennon Beat His Wife	RMF	LMF	DMF	AMF	SS	CMF	LMF	SS	SS
Morrissey	CMF	LB	LMF		CMF	LMF	CMF	CMF	LMF
It Finally Clicked	RB	LMF	RMF	LMF	CB	CB
One Copy of Loveless	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CB
I GRIEVE IN STEREO	CB	RB	RB	RMF	CMF
6ix9ine	CB					DMF	DMF
>Granny Shit	LB	RMF
Gusic	AMF	CB
Kenny Rogers	DMF
Ryuichi Sakamoto	CB
Grimes		LB	LB	CB	CB	LB	RB			RMF	DMF	DMF						AMF	DMF	DMF
Go Loaf		RB	RB
BUFFCORRELL		GK	GK
David Bowie			CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	CB	AMF
Stu Mackenzie			LB
Sufjan Stevens				CB	DMF	LMF	LMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	AMF	CMF	CMF	AMF	DMF							CF
The Crusher				GK	CB		RMF
Za Fishmans				RMF	CB	CB
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys				CB
Kate Bush						CB	RMF	RMF	RMF
Anthony Fantano							CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CF	CF	CF	CF
Vaporwave							GK	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CB
Kendrick Lamar							CB	CB	CB	CB	AMF	RB	CB	DMF	SS
The Deak								SS	SS	SS	AMF	LB	CB		SS	DMF	LMF	LWF	AMF	LMF
Phil Elverum								LB	LB	LB	AMF	LB	CB	RB	RB	RB
Dubs And Brian Wilson Dies								RB	RB
Killer Mike										CF			CB	CB	CB	CB
Jason Aldean										DMF	CB	CB
Frankie Sinatra										SS	SS	RMF
>band has 2 drummers											GK	GK
Varg Vikernes													DMF	LB	LB	RB	RB	GK	GK	GK	AMF	RMF	CMF
/shugazi/													DMF	AMF
emo is moe													CMF
MF Doom													GK
Mac DeMarco														CB	CB	CB	CB
Mark Kozelek														LB	LB	LB
Joanna Newsom														GK
Pitbull														CB
Cavesponge														GK
The List Goes On															CB	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	AMF
Steve Albini															GK	GK	GK	DMF	DMF
Dadrock															GK	GK	GK	GK	GK
Kevin Shields																LB	CB	CB	CB
Lil B																	CF	CF	AMF	CB	LB	CB	CB
Trout Mask Replica																	SS	RWF	AMF	CMF	SS
Meal																	LB	CB	CB
Yung Lean																	DMF
Bomb Jovi																		CB
Meme Rap																		CB
Uploading 15%																			CB	CB	SS
An Owl																			CB	CB
Walmart Associate																			CB
Pitchfork																				RMF	CB	LB
Anne Frank																				DMF		CF
Jari Mäenpää																				LMF
Sharethread																				CB
John Cage																				GK
Pinkletank																				CB
2deep4u																				CMF
My Bloody Valentine																					DMF	RMF	SB
Daft Punk																					GK	GK	GK
Franz Liszt																					GK	GK	GK
Plebeians																					SS	AMF
Tim Buckley																					CMF
Animal Collective																					SS
Robert Christgau																					CMF
Bob Dylan																					CF
Hampus																					LB
ITCOTCK																					RB
Radiohead																						RB	SB
Dragonforce																						SS	AMF
Frederic Chopin																						GK	GK
Protomen																						AMF	SMF
Pink Floyd																						CF	SS
Mediafire																						DMF
Taylor Swift																						DMF
Alice Glass																						LMF
Justin Bieber																							CF
Neutral Milk Hotel																							SB
Velvet Underground																							CF
Rihanna																							CB
Beirut																							DMF
Katy Perry																							AMF
Lady Gaga																							CF
Beastie Boys																							CB
Avenged Sevenfold																							SB
Mac Miller																							SMF
Player	2020 SBC	2020 WC	2019 ABC	2019 SBC	2019 WC	2018 ABC	2018 SBC	2017 ABC	2017 SC	2017 WC	2016 ABC	2016 SC	2016 WC	2015 SC	2015 SBC	2015 WC	2014 SC	2014 WC	2013 SC	2013 WC	2012 SC	2012 WC	2011 SC

Friendlies Roster

No. Position Player HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN Post Avant Jazzcore Emotionally Dishonest Industry Plant Progressive Newfunk Rotational Velocidensity The List Goes On <- Clueless Anne Frank's Alive Time Machine Modulus ARROWHEADS

No. Position Player Rick Rubin Did He Know Theory? muTracker Deletes Mmm, Perfect... Peter Steele Barre Chords The Logical Conclusion Scorpion Crescendocore WHITE WHALE Wally Ester Fields OOOO MASSA