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Starting Eleven

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	P (W-D-L)	Clean Sheets
GK	% image missing %	1	The Original Starwalker		% comment missing %					0	9	8	4 (2-0-2)	2
CB		29	YOU IDIOT		I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!	0	0	1	1	0
CB		6	999999999	Chra booby	We'll be together forever... won't we?	2	4	1	0	0
CB	% image missing %	25	Noodles Snowgrave		% comment missing %	0	0	0	0	0
DMF		11	GOATmom		Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.	3	0	0	0	0
DMF	% image missing %	16	La Creatura... Grande...		% comment missing %	0	0	0	0	0
AMF		7	I CAN DO ANYTHING	Chaos Jester	Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.	3	0	0	0	0
AMF		5	Burgerpants		(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)	12	15	2	0	2
AMF	% image missing %	97	[BIG SHOT]		% comment missing %	0	1	0	0	0
SS		9	DETERMINATION		It's you, the Fallen Child! Wearing your colourful merch fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N	18	16	2	0	4
CF		10	BAD TIMES		sans.	35	19	0	0	12

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	P (W-D-L)	Clean Sheets
GK		12	Father Alvin		Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess.					0	7	11	6 (5-0-1)	1
CB		71	soft gote boi	EEEEEEEEEEEEE Fluffy Boy Power	The screaming horror	0	1	0	0	0
CB	% image missing %	18	The Original Spamtotem		% comment missing %	0	0	0	0	0
CB	% image missing %	27	You're a Schizo Now	Sassy Gaster Radical Gaster	That's my attack. Want an egg?	0	0	0	0	0
CB		32	Toby is a HACK		HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!	0	0	0	0	0
CB		8	OHH YESSSS		ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!	0	0	0	0	2
DMF		20	That's The Trash Can		Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.	0	0	1	0	0
DMF		3	Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur	"Spike the Tyke"	Currently Offering: Tea Not Currently Offering: Mercy	0	2	2	0	0
DMF		4	hOI		hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!	0	0	0	0	0
RB		14	Mr. Krabs		Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?	0	2	0	0	0
DMF		22	The Undying Undyne	*Ditch	*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT	3	4	1	0	1
DMF		24	Distant Trousle of Bones	*Flirt	<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES	4	1	2	0	1

Retired Players

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	P (W-D-L)	Clean Sheets
GK		0.0001	BUT IT REFUSED		</3 <3 BUT IT REFUSED					1	44	33	16 (7-3-6)	2
GK		13	Blue Stop Sign		It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!					0	33	22	11 (4-2-5)	1
DMF		23	Dummy Posting		STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!	2	0	1	0	1
LB		19	WHAT'S HIS NAME		BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?	0	1	0	0	0
LB		2	Real MK Hours		awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!	0	0	1	0	0
CB		17	I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT		No Booping Allowed	0	0	0	0	0