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Since the dawn of time (Jan. 25, 2010), anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, 6 years after the teams founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.
/sci/ now has a discord! Join it at https://discord.gg/dmmcQkqQmV so we can bully you mercilessly about your degree.
- RGB Colors: Cobalt Blue (0, 71, 171), Ventablack (0,0,0), Dwarf Star White (255,255,255)
Lineup
Main Article: /sci/ Roster
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Team photo
![](/w/images/thumb/3/35/Sciteamphoto800pix.png/600px-Sciteamphoto800pix.png)
Bottom: Norman Wildberger, Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Cool Science Facts
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)
Music Corner
- Anthem: The Science Rap - Ali G
- Goalhorn Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
- Goalhorn - Richard Feynman Richard Feynman playing bongos
- Closing Anthem: A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking
- Çomeback Horn ArcAttack - Tesla Coil Music The Weeknd's Blinding Lights
- Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.: Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song
Tactics
Go away.
Exports (Winter Cup 2019)
Match History
Main Article: /sci/ History
Official Matches
Note: | Matches in Gray have been nullified. |
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Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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February 11, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | ||
February 18, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Feynman ![]() Missingno. ![]() Dicks ![]() |
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March 11, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-3 L | ||
March 23, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC2012 | 1-1 D | Nye ![]() |
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March 24, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC2012 | 1-1 D | Nye ![]() |
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March 25, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC2012 | 2-1 W | Feynman ![]() Dawkins ![]() |
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March 31, 2012 | ![]() |
Final Seed Qualifier SBC2012 | 1-0 W | Nye ![]() |
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March 31, 2012 | ![]() |
QF SBC2012 | 3-0 W | Nye ![]() >biology >hard science ![]() |
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March 31, 2012 | ![]() |
SF SBC2012 | 1-2 L | Nye ![]() |
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March 31, 2012 | ![]() |
Third Place SBC2012 | 2-2 (4-3) W | Feynman ![]() |
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April 21, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 7-3 W | Cox ![]() Nye ![]() Troll Science ![]() |
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May 12, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Sagan ![]() |
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June 2, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Nye ![]() Sagan ![]() |
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July 13, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC2012 | 0-5 L | Video | |
July 14, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC2012 | 3-4 L | Nye ![]() |
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July 15, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC2012 | 2-2 D | Thorium ![]() Nye ![]() |
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September 2, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-3 L | Nye ![]() Tesla ![]() |
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September 8, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | ||
September 29, 2012 | ![]() |
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-7 L | Nye ![]() |
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October 13, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC2012 | 4-1 W | Nye ![]() Sagan ![]() |
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October 13, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC2012 | 2-1 W | Nye ![]() Feynman ![]() |
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October 19, 2012 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC2012 | 1-1 D | Epicurus ![]() |
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October 20, 2012 | ![]() |
Round of 16 ABC2012 | 2-3 L | Nye ![]() |
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December 22, 2012 | ![]() |
2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Nye ![]() |
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February 9, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC2013 | 1-2 L | Lazy Greek ![]() |
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February 15, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC2013 | 2-1 W | Bill Nye ![]() Aquatic Hamster ![]() |
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February 17, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC2013 | 2-3 L | Nikola Tesla ![]() Epicurus ![]() |
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April 6, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-3 L | ||
April 7, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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May 3, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC2013 | 1-2 L | Bill Nye ![]() |
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May 5, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC2013 | 1-0 W | Not Science ![]() |
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May 11, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC2013 | 0-2 L | Video | |
July 12, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Bill Nye ![]() |
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August 17, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC2013 | 1-2 L | Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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August 23, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC2013 | 1-5 L | Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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August 25, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC2013 | 1-0 W | Bill Nye ![]() |
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September 21, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | Video | |
September 29, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Bill Nye ![]() |
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November 16, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2013 | 1-1 D | Bill Nye ![]() |
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November 22, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2013 | 1-4 L | Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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November 24, 2013 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2013 | 3-2 W | Richard Feynman ![]() Bill Nye ![]() Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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January 12, 2014 | ![]() |
2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 4-2 W | Carl Sagan ![]() Bill Nye ![]() |
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January 19, 2014 | ![]() |
2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Carl Sagan ![]() Bill Nye ![]() |
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April 5, 2014 | ![]() |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0 D | Video | |
April 11, 2014 | ![]() |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1 L | Video | |
April 13, 2014 | ![]() |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Richard Dawkins ![]() |
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April 19, 2014 | ![]() |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Carl Sagan ![]() Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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May 30, 2014 | ![]() |
2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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June 1, 2014 | ![]() |
2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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October 18, 2014 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2014 | 4-2 W | Nikola Tesla ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() Bill Nye ![]() |
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October 24, 2014 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2014 | 2-1 W | Richard Feynman ![]() Bill Nye ![]() |
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October 31, 2014 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2014 | 1-1 D | Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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November 2, 2014 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2014 | 4-1 W | Carl Sagan ![]() Nikola Tesla ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() Sun of Fire/Ice ![]() |
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November 8, 2014 | ![]() |
Round of 16 ABC 2014 | 1-1 W (3-2 pen.) | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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November 9, 2014 | ![]() |
Quarter Final ABC 2014 | 0-1 L | Video | |
February 13, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2015 | 0-0 D | Video | |
February 15, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2015 | 2-2 D | Richard Feynman ![]() Bill Nye ![]() |
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February 21, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2015 | 4-2 W | Richard Feynman ![]() Triple Integrals ![]() Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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February 28, 2015 | ![]() |
Round of 16 WC 2015 | 0-3 L | Video | |
July 31, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2015 | 1-4 L | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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August 2, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2015 | 1-4 L | Bill Nye ![]() |
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August 8, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2015 | 1-2 L | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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October 23, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2015 | 0-1 L | Video | |
October 30, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2015 | 3-3 D | Nikola Tesla ![]() Bill Nye ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() |
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November 1, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2015 | 5-0 W | Richard Feynman ![]() Carl Sagan ![]() |
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November 7, 2015 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2015 | 0-0 D | Video | |
May 7, 2016 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2016 | 2-2 D | Richard Feynman ![]() Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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May 13, 2016 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2016 | 0-4 L | Video | |
May 15, 2016 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2016 | 0-1 L | Video | |
April 28, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBCQ 2017 | 1-1 D | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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April 29, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBCQ 2017 | 2-1 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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April 30, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBCQ 2017 | 2-2 D | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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May 12, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2017 | 2-2 D | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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May 14, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2017 | 4-3 L | Sun of Lava/Ice ![]() |
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May 20, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2017 | 1-0 W | Shinichi Mochizuki![]() |
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July 29, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2017 | 3-3 D | Richard Feynman ![]() Sun of Lava/Ice ![]() Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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August 4, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2017 | 1-3 W | Carl Sagan ![]() Does 0.999...=1? ![]() Sun Of Lava/Ice ![]() |
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August 6, 2017 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2017 | 2-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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August 12, 2017 | ![]() |
Round of 16 SC 2017 | 1-0 W | GauB ![]() |
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August 13, 2017 | ![]() |
Quarter Finals SC 2017 | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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February 16, 2018 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2018 | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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February 18, 2018 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2018 | 2-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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February 24, 2018 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2018 | 3-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() |
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March 3, 2018 | ![]() |
Round of 16 WC 2018 | 3-1 W | Triple Integrals ![]() Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Carl Sagan ![]() |
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March 4, 2018 | ![]() |
Quarter Finals WC 2018 | 0-3 L | Video | |
July 27, 2018 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2018 | 2-1 W | Triple Integrals ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() |
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July 29, 2018 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2018 | 2-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Sun of Lava/Ice ![]() |
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July 27, 2018 | ![]() |
Group Stage SC 2018 | 2-1 W | Norman Wildberger ![]() Spectrum ![]() |
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August 11, 2018 | ![]() |
Round Of 16 SC 2018 | 3-0 W | Richard Feynman ![]() Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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August 12, 2018 | ![]() |
Quarter Finals SC 2018 | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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February 15, 2018 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2019 | 6-8 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() Sun Of Lava/Ice ![]() |
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February 17, 2019 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2019 | 2-2 D | Bible Black ![]() Sun Of Lava/Ice ![]() |
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February 23, 2018 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2019 | 4-5 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() |
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May 17, 2019 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2019 | 0-0 D | ||
May 19, 2019 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2019 | 0-0 D | ||
May 25, 2019 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2019 | 0-0 D | ||
October 11, 2019 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABCQ 2019 | 2-1 W | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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October 12, 2019 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABCQ 2019 | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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October 13, 2019 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABCQ 2019 | 1-3 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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April 25, 2020 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2020 | 1-1 D | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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May 1, 2020 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2020 | 4-4 D | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() |
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May 3, 2020 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2020 | 1-1 D | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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October 24, 2020 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2020 | 1-0 W | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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October 30, 2020 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2020 | 1-4 L | Sun of Lava/Ice ![]() |
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November 1, 2020 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2020 | 1-3 L | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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July 9, 2021 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2020 | 2-1 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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July 17, 2021 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2020 | 2-2 D | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Norman Wildberger ![]() |
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July 25, 2021 | ![]() |
Group Stage WC 2020 | 3-3 D | Carl Sagan ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() Norman Wildberger ![]() |
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October 23, 2021 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2021 | 4-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Jon Tooker ![]() |
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October 29, 2021 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2021 | 2-1 W | Does 0.999 = 1? ![]() Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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October 31, 2021 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2021 | 2-1 L | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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Novbemer 6, 2021 | ![]() |
Group Stage ABC 2021 | 3-1 L | Jon Tooker![]() |
Unofficial Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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June 15, 2013 | ![]() |
Tottoric Up Quarterfinals | 3-3 (4-5) L | Bill Nye ![]() Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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October 12, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 0-3 L | ||
October 12, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 0-1 L | ||
October 13, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 4-0 W | Niels Bohr ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() |
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October 13, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals | 2-2 (4-5) L | Enrico Fermi ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() |
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October 13, 2013 | ![]() |
2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff | 2-1 W | Niels Bohr ![]() |
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November 2, 2013 | ![]() |
Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16 | 3-2 L | Chernobyl ![]() Dead Bill Nye ![]() |
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September 13, 2014 | ![]() |
Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16 | 0-2 L | ||
January 14, 2015 | ![]() |
2015 Antares Memorial Cup First Round | 4-3 W | Dick Scobee ![]() Ronald McNair ![]() Willie McCool ![]() Does 0.999 = 1? ![]() |
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January 14, 2015 | ![]() |
2015 Antares Memorial Cup Quarterfinals | 1-3 W | Dick Scobee ![]() Willie McCool ![]() |
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January 15, 2015 | ![]() |
2015 Antares Memorial Cup Semifinals | 1-2 L | Ronald McNair ![]() |
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January 15, 2015 | ![]() |
2015 Antares Memorial Cup Third Place Match | 2-1 W | Dick Scobee ![]() |
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January 18, 2015 | ![]() |
2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Dick Scobee ![]() |
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January 24, 2015 | ![]() |
2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Willie McCool ![]() |
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July 10, 2015 | ![]() |
2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Nikola Tesla ![]() |
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July 12, 2015 | ![]() |
2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 L | ||
August 22, 2015 | ![]() |
Lark's Madness | 0-2 L D | ||
January 23, 2016 | ![]() |
2016 4chan Winter Cup |
3-0 L | ||
August 19, 2017 | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup Group D | 2-6 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() Spectrum ![]() |
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August 20, 2017 | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup Group D | 1-2 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Triple Integrals ![]() |
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August 26, 2017 | ![]() |
Golden Spoon Cup Group D | 6-1 L | ??![]() |
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December 12, 2017 | ![]() |
Omega Cup 2017 Round Of 128 | 2-0 W | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Carl Sagan ![]() |
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December 14, 2017 | ![]() |
Omega Cup 2017 Round Of 64 | 0-2 L | ||
September 28, 2018 | ![]() |
2018 4chan Autumn Friendlies | 4-2 W | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() CS Pleb ![]() |
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September 30, 2018 | ![]() |
2018 4chan Autumn Friendlies | 2-2 (3-4) L | Richard Feynman ![]() |
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October 6, 2018 | ![]() |
2018 4chan Autumn Friendlies | 1-0 W | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() |
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May 3, 2020 | ![]() |
Group Stage SBC 2020 (Tiebreaker) | 2-4 L | Shinichi Mochizuki ![]() Sun of Lava/Ice ![]() |
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September 11, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Friendlies | 3-2 W | Carl Sagan ![]() Cool Science Facts ![]() Richard Feynman ![]() |
/sci/ Promo Videos
- Spring Babby Cup 2014 Promo
- Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo
- Autumn Babby Cup 2014 Promo
- 2014 Autumn Babby Cup knockouts promo
- 2015 Winter Cup Promo
- 2015 Winter Cup Knockouts Promo
- 2015 Summer Cup promo
- 2018 Summer Cup promo
- 2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /d/
- 2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /int/
All time scoring table
Player | Goals |
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Richard Feynman | 35 |
Bill Nye | 33 |
Shinichi Mochizuki | 32 |
Nikola Tesla | 16 |
Carl Sagan | 12 |
Sun of Lava/Ice | 11 |
Brian Cox | 5 |
Triple Integrals | 4 |
Epicurus | 2 |
Richard Dawkins | 2 |
Norman Wildberger | 1 |
Spectrum | 1 |
Does 0.9999 = 1? | 1 |
GauB | 1 |
Troll Science | 1 |
Aquatic Hamster | 1 |
Not Science | 1 |
Thorium* | 1 |
Bold - Still active
Italic - Retired
- Note - Thorium was not a GK at the time of his goal.
Honours
As a team:
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Third Place |
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2012 4chan Summer Cup |
At least you tried award |
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2015 Antares Memorial Cup |
Third place |
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2012 4chan Summer Cup
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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All-Star Starting XI Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves) |
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2018 4chan Winter Cup
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Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters) |
Rivalries
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The Intellectualism Derby A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory. |
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The Progress Bowl Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/. |
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Trivia
- /sci/ is one of only 3 teams to have drawn 20 or more games.
- Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only three recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with a rather lackluster 5 clean sheets.
Cup History
Event | W-D-L | Rank |
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4-2-1 | 3rd place |
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0-1-2 | 19th place - Group Stage |
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2-1-1 | 9th place - Round of 16 |
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1-0-2 | 16th place - Group Stage |
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1-0-2 | 19th place- Group Stage |
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1-0-2 | 23rd place - Group Stage |
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1-1-1 | 21st place - Group Stage |
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1-1-2 | 30th place - Group Stage |
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4-1-1 | 5th place - Quarterfinals |
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1-2-1 | 14th place - Round of 16 |
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0-0-3 | 31st - Group Stage |
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1-2-1 | 24th place - Group Stage |
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0-1-2 | 26th place - Group Stage |
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0-0-0 | No export presented - forfeit. |
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0-2-1 | 8th place - Group Stage |
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1-1-1 | 18th - Group Stage |
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3-1-1 | T-6th place - Quarterfinals |
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3-0-2 | 8th place - Quarterfinals |
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4-0-1 | 6th Place - Quaterfinals |
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0-1-2 | 25th place - Group Stage |
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0-3-0 | 21st place - Group Stage |
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1-0-2 | 8th place - Group Stage |
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0-3-0 | 21st - Group Stage |
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1-0-2 | 25th - Group Stage |
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