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===Active Players===
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #0047AB, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Active Players</span></div>==
====Goal Keepers====
===Goal Keepers===
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|[[File:Stephan_Hawking.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Stephan_Hawking.jpg|100px]]
|Stephen Hawking
|Stephen Hawking
|{{position|GK}}
|Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life.
|Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life.
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|[[File:Ed Witten.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Ed Witten.jpg|100px]]
|Ed Witten
|Ed Witten
|{{position|GK}}
|Currently has the big brain ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 that Ashkenazi women crave.  
|Currently has the big brain ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 that Ashkenazi women crave.  
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|}
|}


====Left Backs====
===Defenders===
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!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Number
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!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Name
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!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Description
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Description
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|43
|[[File:Cool Science Facts.jpg|100px]]
|Cool Science Facts
|"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
|-
|69
|69
|[[File:Homo Engineer Sci.png|100px]]
|[[File:Homo Engineer Sci.png|100px]]
|Homo Engineer
|Homo Engineer
|{{position|CB}}
|Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.  
|Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.  
|-
|15
|[[File:You Should be Able.jpg|100px]]
|You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This
|I can't deal with all the stress these math anime girls are putting on me. Also definitely not a Makise Kurisu thread.
|-
|}
====Center Backs====
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#0047AB; color:#ffffff; width="1%"| Number
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"; width="5%"| Picture
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Name
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Description
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|4
|4
|[[File:Implying biology.png|100px]]
|[[File:Implying biology.png|100px]]
|{{greentext|Biology >Hard Science}}
|{{greentext|Biology >Hard Science}}
|{{position|CB}}
|Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.
|Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|10
|[[File:Sun of Fire Ice.jpg|100px]]
|Sun of Lava/Ice
|{{position|CB}}
|A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?
|-
|9
|9
|[[File:X bingo.png|100px]]
|[[File:X bingo.png|100px]]
|<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/x/
|<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/x/
|{{position|CB}}
|Man, that big crunch sure is <b> spooky </b> ain't it /sci/?
|Man, that big crunch sure is <b> spooky </b> ain't it /sci/?
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|[[File:Is coffee good.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Is coffee good.jpg|100px]]
|Is coffee good for you?
|Is coffee good for you?
|{{position|CB}}
|Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man.
|Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man.
|-
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|[[File:Product Rule.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Product Rule.jpg|100px]]
|The product rule remains my specialty
|The product rule remains my specialty
|{{position|CB}}
|Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
|Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
|-
|10
|[[File:Sun of Fire Ice.jpg|100px]]
|Sun of Lava/Ice
|A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?
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====Right Backs====
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!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Description
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|30
|[[File:300k.jpg|100px]]
|300k Starting
|{{greentext|Mathematics Degree <br> >300k Starting <br> >Any Job I want}}
|-
|-
|6
|6
|[[File:Uctheory.png|100px]]
|[[File:Uctheory.png|100px]]
|{{greentext|undergrad category theorist}}
|{{greentext|undergrad category theorist}}
|{{position|CB}}
|When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra.
|When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra.
|-
|-
|96
|99
|[[File:Csgrad.png|100px]]
|[[File:9 Repeating.jpg|100px]]
|CS Pleb
|Does 0.999... = 1?
|"HA, Atleast my degree will get me a job. Have fun scum sucking math majors!"
|{{position|CB}}
|A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.
|-{{position|CB}}
|3
|[[File:Triple Integrals.png|100px]]
|Triple Integrals
|{{position|CB}}
|Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives.
|-
|12
|[[File:Riemann Zeta Function.png|100px]]
|{{tt|1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12|Alternatively call it The Riemann Zeta function}}
|
|Ha ha sweetie, positive numbers can't be added up to make a negative (;
|-
|-
|}
|}


====Defensive Midfielder====
===Midfielders===
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!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Description
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|ℝ
|[[File:Math_without_reals.png|100px]]
|Norman Wildberger
|{{position|AMF}} {{position|SS}}
|A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|18
|18
|[[File:Tooker.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Tooker.jpg|100px]]
|Jon Tooker
|Jon Tooker
|{{position|AMF}} {{position|CMF}}
|"You come up to bother me and interrupt my sandwich making and cancel my sandwich. It's not my fault that you're a nigger." - Jon Tooker, minutes before being cancelled, 2020
|"You come up to bother me and interrupt my sandwich making and cancel my sandwich. It's not my fault that you're a nigger." - Jon Tooker, minutes before being cancelled, 2020
|-
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|}
|15
 
|[[File:You Should be Able.jpg|100px]]
====Center Midfielder====
|You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|{{position|CMF}} {{position|AMF}}
|-
|I can't deal with all the stress these math anime girls are putting on me. Also definitely not a Makise Kurisu thread.
!style="background:#0047AB; color:#ffffff; width="1%"| Number
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"; width="5%"| Picture
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Name
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Description
|-bgcolor="8C7853"
|3
|[[File:Triple Integrals.png|100px]]
|Triple Integrals
|Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives.
|-
|-bgcolor="8C7853"
|8
|8
|[[File:Carl Sagan Roster.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Carl Sagan Roster.jpg|100px]]
|Carl Sagan
|Carl Sagan
|{{position|DMF}} {{position|CMF}}
|Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.
|Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.
|-
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|12
|[[File:Riemann Zeta Function.png|100px]]
|{{tt|1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12|Alternatively call it The Riemann Zeta function}}
|Ha ha sweetie, postive numbers can't be added up to make a negitive (;
|-
|99
|[[File:9 Repeating.jpg|100px]]
|Does 0.999... = 1?
|A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.
|-
|28
|28
|[[File:Von Braun.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Von Braun.jpg|100px]]
|Wernher von Braun
|Wernher von Braun
|{{position|DMF}}
|After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures.  
|After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures.  
|-
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|[[File:Avtismvs Africanvs.png|100px]]
|[[File:Avtismvs Africanvs.png|100px]]
|Aspie African
|Aspie African
|{{position|DMF}}
|The pusher of $doge, the <strike>Monorail</strike> Hyperloop salesman, the man that will take humanity to Mars and will provide the Teslas to drive in it too. Daddy Elon can do no wrong, except for being on Saturday Night Live to confirm the fact that television is indeed dead. Can you believe this memelord is the richest man alive? Us neither.  
|The pusher of $doge, the <strike>Monorail</strike> Hyperloop salesman, the man that will take humanity to Mars and will provide the Teslas to drive in it too. Daddy Elon can do no wrong, except for being on Saturday Night Live to confirm the fact that television is indeed dead. Can you believe this memelord is the richest man alive? Us neither.  
|-
|-
|}
|43
 
|[[File:Cool Science Facts.jpg|100px]]
====Attacking Midfielder====
|Cool Science Facts
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|{{position|CMF}}{{position|DMF}}
|"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
|-
|-
!style="background:#0047AB; color:#ffffff; width="1%"| Number
|96
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"; width="5%"| Picture
|[[File:Csgrad.png|100px]]
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Name
|CS Pleb
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Description
|{{position|DMF}}
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|"HA, At least my degree will get me a job. Have fun scum sucking math majors!"
|ℝ
|[[File:Math_without_reals.png|100px]]
|Norman Wildberger
|A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.
|-
|-
|}
|}


====Center Forwards====
===Attackers===
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!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Description
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
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|[[File:Shinichi.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Shinichi.jpg|100px]]
|Shinichi Mochizuki
|Shinichi Mochizuki
|{{position|CF}}
|望月新一の安否確認情報 <br>
|望月新一の安否確認情報 <br>
2022年05月18日　00：00現在：　元気にやっています。<br>
2022年05月18日　00：00現在：　元気にやっています。<br>
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|[[File:Feynman.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:Feynman.jpg|100px]]
|Richard Feynman
|Richard Feynman
|{{position|SS}} {{position|AMF}}
|The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/.
|The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/.
|-
|30
|[[File:300k.jpg|100px]]
|300k Starting
|{{position|SS}}
|{{greentext|Mathematics Degree <br> >300k Starting <br> >Any Job I want}}
|}
|}


===Retired Player===
 
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Revision as of 05:39, 30 October 2022

Current and Former players for /sci/, currently incomplete.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Active Players

Goal Keepers

Number Picture Name Position Description
34 Stephan Hawking.jpg Stephen Hawking
  GK
Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life.
35 Ed Witten.jpg Ed Witten
  GK
Currently has the big brain ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 that Ashkenazi women crave.

Defenders

Number Picture Name Position Description
69 Homo Engineer Sci.png Homo Engineer
  CB
Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.
4 Implying biology.png >Biology >Hard Science
  CB
Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.
10 Sun of Fire Ice.jpg Sun of Lava/Ice
  CB
A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?
9 X bingo.png >>>/x/
  CB
Man, that big crunch sure is spooky ain't it /sci/?
5 Is coffee good.jpg Is coffee good for you?
  CB
Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man.
14 Product Rule.jpg The product rule remains my specialty
  CB
Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
6 Uctheory.png >undergrad category theorist
  CB
When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra.
99 9 Repeating.jpg Does 0.999... = 1?
  CB
A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.
  CB

3 Triple Integrals.png Triple Integrals

  CB

Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives. 12 Riemann Zeta Function.png 1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12 Ha ha sweetie, positive numbers can't be added up to make a negative (;

Midfielders

Number Picture Name Position Description
ℝ Math without reals.png Norman Wildberger
  AMF
  SS
A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.
18 Tooker.jpg Jon Tooker
  AMF
  CMF
"You come up to bother me and interrupt my sandwich making and cancel my sandwich. It's not my fault that you're a nigger." - Jon Tooker, minutes before being cancelled, 2020
15 You Should be Able.jpg You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This
  CMF
  AMF
I can't deal with all the stress these math anime girls are putting on me. Also definitely not a Makise Kurisu thread.
8 Carl Sagan Roster.jpg Carl Sagan
  DMF
  CMF
Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.
28 Von Braun.jpg Wernher von Braun
  DMF
After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures.
1 Avtismvs Africanvs.png Aspie African
  DMF
The pusher of $doge, the Monorail Hyperloop salesman, the man that will take humanity to Mars and will provide the Teslas to drive in it too. Daddy Elon can do no wrong, except for being on Saturday Night Live to confirm the fact that television is indeed dead. Can you believe this memelord is the richest man alive? Us neither.
43 Cool Science Facts.jpg Cool Science Facts
  CMF
  DMF
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
96 Csgrad.png CS Pleb
  DMF
"HA, At least my degree will get me a job. Have fun scum sucking math majors!"

Attackers

Number Picture Name Position Description
23 Shinichi.jpg Shinichi Mochizuki
  CF
望月新一の安否確認情報

2022年05月18日　00：00現在：　元気にやっています。
所在地：　京都府
Safety Confirmation Information for
Shinichi Mochizuki
As of 18 May 2022, 00:00: I'm doing fine.
Location: Kyoto Prefecture, Japan

11 Feynman.jpg Richard Feynman
  SS
  AMF
The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/.
30 300k.jpg 300k Starting
  SS
>Mathematics Degree
>300k Starting
>Any Job I want


Retired Players

Historic Rosters

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