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Starting Eleven

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	Games (WDL)	Clean Sheets
GK		1	The Original Starwalker		My lack of arms is Pissing me off.					0	12	13	7 (4-0-3)	2
CB		9	999999999	Chra booby	We'll be together forever... won't we?	2	4	1	0	0
CB		29	YOU IDIOT		I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!	0	0	1	1	0
CB		25	Noodles Snowgrave		Watch happens when I PLAY A SPORT I DON'T TRAIN!	0	0	0	0	0
DMF		11	GOATmom		Oh dear, child. Please do not tackle the opposing defenders so... vigorously. Child, please. The referee has penalized you. Child, you are breaking my heart.	3	0	0	0	0
CMF		16	La Creatura... Grande...		GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?	0	0	0	0	0
CMF		7	I CAN DO ANYTHING	Chaos Jester	Who is he? Why is he here? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! All we know is he's here to start some CHAOS CHAOS.	3	0	0	0	0
AMF		5	Burgerpants		(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER I AM A FRY COOK I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)	12	17	2	0	2
AMF		6	DETERMINATION		It's you, the Fallen Child! Wearing your colourful merch fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N	19	17	2	0	4
SS		97	[BIG SHOT]		Now's my chance to take a [B I G S H I T]	0	1	0	0	0
CF		10	BAD TIMES		sans.	40	20	0	0	13

Substitutions

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	Games (WDL)	Clean Sheets
GK		12	Father Alvin		Protecting our goal, and lives from sinful influence. Now, my child... Confess.					0	7	11	6 (5-0-1)	1
CB		27	You're a Schizo Now	Sassy Gaster Radical Gaster	That's my attack. Want an egg?	0	0	0	0	0
CB		32	Toby is a HACK		HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!	0	0	0	0	0
CB		71	soft gote boi	EEEEEEEEEEEEE Fluffy Boy Power	The screaming horror	0	0	1	0	0
CB		8	OHH YESSSS		ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?!	0	0	2	0	0
CB		18	The Original Spamtotem		RIP (smeared, frozen and shattered... but not forgotten)	0	0	0	0	0
CB		3	Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur	"Spike the Tyke"	Currently Offering: Tea Not Currently Offering: Mercy	0	2	2	0	0
DMF		4	hOI		hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!	0	0	0	0	0
DMF		20	That's The Trash Can		Feel Free to Visit ANYTIME.	0	0	1	0	0
CMF		14	Mr. Krabs		Constantly counting the days, but when will his pain end?	0	2	0	0	0
CMF		22	The Undying Undyne	*Ditch	*NGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BRAT	3	4	1	0	1
CMF		24	Distant Trousle of Bones	*Flirt	<3 I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES	4	1	2	0	1

Retired Players

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	FKAs	Description	Goals	Assists	Yellows	Reds	MotMs	Saves	Allows	Games (WDL)	Clean Sheets
GK		0.0001	BUT IT REFUSED		</3 <3 BUT IT REFUSED					1	44	33	16 (7-3-6)	2
GK		13	Blue Stop Sign		It's very simple; when the striker tries to use their special attack, just think of a Blue Stop Sign!					0	33	22	11 (4-2-5)	1
DMF		23	Dummy Posting		STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!!!	2	0	1	0	1
LB		19	WHAT'S HIS NAME		BURNY BLIZZARD? WARM BLAZER? MIKE MCROAST? COLD FREEZERMAN? SPARKY FIREDUDE? JIMMY HOTPANTS? FIRE HOTSGUY? THIRD-DEGREE DIRK? HANS HOTPOT? FROST TOASTYTOT? BIFF BURNINGMAN? RADICAL LARRY? FLAMIE HOTBOY? DICK DICKEM? HOTCOLD ICEBURN? SPICY ENCHILADAS? SMOKE FLAMEFRIEND? COOLS ICEBOX?	0	1	0	0	0
LB		2	Real MK Hours		awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sheeeit it's 3 in the mornin', time to post some MONSTA KEED!	0	0	1	0	0
CB		17	I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT		No Booping Allowed	0	0	0	0	0