/pw/ roster

These are the players who signed the mark contract and play for /pw/

Starting 11

Pos.	No.	Name	Portrait	/pw/ Debut	Description
GK	999	THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER		2021 Autumn	THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER! HEY WALL! IF YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME! THAT'S THE WALL UP THERE, BROTHER!
LB	15	The Ribmaster		2021 Autumn	>hey keeper, you should lie down for a sec, take a load off. I'm just gonna dribble the ball around here by the edge of the box and practice my footwork.
CB	4	EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY		2021 Autumn
CB	6	Finner		2021 Autumn	Finner.
RB	2	Jannetty		2021 Autumn	The lesser component of a duo. The loser of a pair of individuals. The person seen as the failure of a group of individuals. Especially appropriate after a tag team splits-up or separates.
DMF	10	Dimes		2021 Autumn	Made 6,000 shitposts; never drew a dime.
CMF	511	Atom Smol		2022 Summer	What do you do when you so thoroughly trounce your competition that they have to completely rebrand their identity and release all their stars? Why, you sign all those stars you destroyed in the ratings and push them to the moon, of course! Doesn't help that Adam Cole has the body of a 12 year old boy, either.
CMF	252	The Undercarder		2021 Autumn	There are few things that are truly badass. There's me, The Undercarder, the American Badass. There's KWAB, mmmmmmmm you don't wanna mess with him. There's the Tarps, the Dimes, the DEANs. And then there are those who play divegrass in the 4chan Cup. To the man, they're bad to the bone.
SS	24	Hulk Hogan		2021 Autumn	Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks.
SS	1	My Favorite Midcarder		2022 Summer	?? You follow me friend.
SS	92	KWAB		2021 Autumn	Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering Summer of 1992.

Sitting in Catering

Pos.	No.	Name	Portrait	/pw/ Debut	Description
GK	100	VACANT		2021 Autumn	Many-time World Champion & winner of the 2012 4chan Summer Cup.
LB	316	DEAN		2021 Autumn	DEAN! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE!
LB	14	*rapes you*		2022 Summer	Godspeed you crazy carny bastard.
CB	13	>rybitch's opinion		2022 Summer	>rybitch's defending
CB	519	Mayor Glenn Jacobs		2022 Summer	The Undercarder's work brother who became a shoot mayor in Tennessee. Rustled a lot of feathers by supporting the Supreme Court's reversal of Roe vs Wade. Is NOT related to Blue Kane.
CB	3	UNCAGED		2021 Autumn	In a year full of highs and lows, nobody has rebounded from a KWABing quite like The Game. From the leader of NXT to removed from all future obligations, only to suddenly shoot up into being the new head of WWE Creative. The King of Kings is back.
RB	5	KeMonito		2021 Autumn	Watch CMLL
RB	20	Big Knife Manju		2021 Autumn	[spoiler] it's a tear in the poster [/spoiler]
DMF	22	Big Bible AJ		2021 Autumn	If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13
DMF	23	Krispen Wah		2021 Autumn	[redacted]
CMF	65	Perc Angle		2021 Autumn	Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence. And 65 Percocets a day.
CMF	9	No Milly?		2022 Summer	No 500K for Rampage?

Future Endeavored

Pos.	No.	Name	Portrait	Career	Where are they now
CB	999	Ratings Fucking Skyplummet		2021 Autumn	Can be found on /pw/ every Tuesday, Thursday and (sometimes) Saturday as the console war demo battle wages on in perpetuity.
CB	19	Blue Kane		2021 Autumn	shanky singh return to homeland of jagadhri;;; despite poor game effortt in 4cc shanky hope to return one day. hes not interested in studies hes only interest in wwe
CB	13	THAT'S HOOK RIGHT THERE		2022 Winter	Unfortunately saddled with Danhausen to appeal to Twitter smarks and had all intrigue in his character die. At least Taz has graduated into a permanent announcer gig on Dynamite.
CB	999	The Duality of Khan		2022 Winter	Nick's still lying in wait to pounce on Vince's next major fuckup, while Tony ended up signing so many new players to the team that he accidentally buried himself out of a roster spot.
CB	141	I Choppa You		2021 Autumn - 2022 Winter	Choppa Phase 2 must be completed back in Japan.
CMF	11	CM Phil		2021 Autumn - 2022 Winter	Can't really help out much on the pitch with a broken foot.
CMF	14	Jeribloat		2021 Autumn - 2022 Winter	Ended up hitting the weights and getting a clue, and is still in a cushy position on AEW leading the Jericho Appreciation Society.
CMF	18	Lil' Nigga		2021 Autumn - 2022 Winter	Shuffled down the card and still stuck being the sidekick to Sting. Boy that Punk match sure did wonders for *his* career.