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All stats collected are from Autumn 14 onwards. All appearances in brackets are appearances as a substitute

Goalkeepers

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Last 5 Cups/Position Played

Stats

GK

Airport Airline General Mark IX X XI XII XIII XIV XVI XVIII XIX

The longest standing player of /n/ and now in his 9th 10th 11th 12th 13th 14th 16th 18th 19th newly renamed edition. Where the richer folk of /n/ come to burn cash on going to airports for the thrill of seeing a terminal.

9 10 11 12 13 14 16 18 19

Caps

Saves

Clean Sheets

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

88

228

14

Defenders

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Last 5 Cups/Position Played

Stats

CB

Step 1: Ban Cars

Ok /n/, check this out, I've got this great grand design for my new city that is going to make life better for everyone living here, everyone visiting here, and creating a model that the rest of the world can copy and implement on their cities. It's real simple, so simple that everyone will be kicking themselves for not thinking of it soon. Are you ready? Ok. Listen up. Here goes: Ban Cars

1

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

27(2)

0

0

CB

>Circular Runway

How will it take off at an angle? How does it stop itself from immediately driving off the runway? How do the planes stop themselves from crashing? Most importantly, will it fucking DORIFTO like a sick cunt?

0

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

18(4)

0

0

LB

Cager Rage

If you've ever needed to fight off a hoard of angry jews with a mexican stranger, you'll understand

5

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

LB

LB

LB

LMF

LB

55(11)

0

4

RB

Blimp Train

Unquestionably the most practical and economic form of transportation. One of /n/'s many innovative business schemes.

20

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

RMF

AMF

RB

RMF

RB

90(3)

9

13

5x

CB

File:TakeMeBack.png

Take Me Back

[To Be Added]

3

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

CB

9(1)

0

0

CB

Steel Is Reel

Carbon fibre getting BTFO. Enjoy getting shards of cancer in your ass when your bike shatters. I'll be here on my superior steel frame you fucking hipster fred nerd.

22

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

36(6)

1

0

3x

CB

Train Simulator, Bitch

[To Be Added]

12

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

16(1)

0

1

LB

Old Steel 10 Speed

The go to bike for dumb shits who don't understand that bikes are highly specialised pieces of equiptment

10

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

LB

LB

LB

LMF

LB

35(18)

1

0

RB

/tram/

Trams. Mother natures most beautiful creature. Found roaming around several major cities, they are known for their habituation to the human populace, often carrying them around for seemingly no cost. LRT's, their sister clade, have been known to share similar behavioural traits with the inner city trams. Sometimes, natures most beautiful creatures are the ones closest to home.

6

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

RB

RB

RB

RMF

RB

30(16)

1

2

Midfielders

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Last 5 Cups/Position Played

Stats

CMF

High Roller Memebike

The latest addition to the Innovatio/n/ series of transport is the High Roller. A bike so extreme that manufacturers don't deem themselves worthy enough to produce it.

6 7

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

DMF

AMF

AMF

CMF

CMF

27(8)

4

3

AMF

737 Max Impact

Well congratulations, you made the next generation of the most legendary commercial passenger plane in history, and what did you do with it? You killed 350 people in 6 months. But sure, blame the crew, I'm sure they didn't properly fasten their oxygen masks and that's what killed them when hurtling into the ground at 500mph.

737

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

CB

CB

AMF

AMF

AMF

17(2)

0

1

1x

AMF

I Like Trains

He like trains.

18

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

AMF

SS

SS

AMF

AMF

107

45

40

5x

DMF

Forever Shinkansen

Every day I listen to my heart. RIP Shinkansen, your gets live on.

52

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

49(11)

3

1

1x

DMF

Baconrider

When not trekking through the American countryside, /n/'s most lovable paraplegic tripfag guards the goal from his handbike.

91

Caps

Goals/Assists

Saves/Clean Sheets

Disciplinary

GK

GK

DMF

DMF

DMF

24(9)

49 / 3

CMF

F40PH

Despite it's origins on /b/, F40PH maintains a firm foothold in /n/ history. Not only for it's anti-furry fridays, but because it's responsible for possibly the only sticky /n/ ever has and ever will have. Thanks mods!

40

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

RB

RB

CMF

CMF

CMF

39(24)

3

2

1x

CMF

File:Commieblock.jpg

Commieblock

[To Be Added]

14

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

CMF

4(3)

1

CMF

File:PublicTranshit.jpg

Public Transhit

[To Be Added]

11

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

CMF

3(4)

AMF

Bepsi

So I went to WacDonalds and asked for a Bepsi, but they gave me a Cole instead. I thought I asked for a Bepsi. What's the deal with that? This kind of mistrust is why we only drink Pocari Sweat in these parts.

2

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

LMF

AMF

AMF

AMF

AMF

83(6)

39

22

2x

Attackers

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Last 5 Cups/Position Played

Stats

SS

Jacob Van Zanten WE GAAN

[We GAAN Be Adding Soon]

747

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

DMF

AMF

LMF

SS

SS

17(9)

4

7

2x

SS

90's Rigid MTB

Replace your OTS or your fixie with a 90's Rigid MTB with slicks. All the cool kids are doing it.

90

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

RB

RB

RMF

SS

SS

58(3)

10

8

2x

CF

Skyking

Richard Russell, a depressed ground maintenance worker, stole a plane for the sole purpose of having a little fun before his suicide. Between doing barrel rolls, watching a mother orca and her calf jump out of the sea, and seeing the sights, Skyking still found time to chat with air traffic control, asking them to whisper sweet nothings in his ear before he perished "I wouldn't know how to land it. I wasn't really planning on landing."

8

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

CF

CF

CF

CF

CF

35(3)

41

16

SS

File:LoopOfDeath.jpg

Loop of Death

[To Be Added once Elon's cases are solved]

77

Caps

Goals

Assists

Disciplinary

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

SS

5(2)

2

Former Players

Pos.	Picture	Name	Description	Number	First Cup/Last Cup		Stats
		Fucking Bikefags	"I talked about trains once and it was awful" - Bikefags, every single day since 2010	99			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					GK		0
		Sea Coffin	Francesco Schettino is a gentleman of high standards. He enjoys his boats like his whisky: On the rocks	12			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB		4(1)	0	0
		/gag/	General Aviation General is where the aspiring pilots of /n/ go to talk about their experiences of pilot's school and how even the dumbest of fucks can probably get in if you're rich enough	2			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB		3	0	0
		H A R D C O R E	Have you ever biked up a mountain in the snow with a headwind for at least 3 hours? If so, you are H A R D C O R E	4			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB		2(2)	0	0
		Yowamushi Pedal	Pathetic weeaboo, angsty shotacon, generic husbando, macho man, fat fuck and fuccboi do gay shit and win bike races singing for the princess. Quite simply the greatest anime of all time. Was split into 2 different reps for the 2014 Winter Cup; Bepsi and Trap Ass Pussy	28			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					RB		4(1)	0	0
		Craigslist	Contracted for $100. Only been "used" for "six months" beforehand. In "pristine condition".	15			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CMF		3(3)	0	0
		Lufthansa Slaveship	Feel like your commercial airlines are lacking in style? Tired of being cramped up in a sitting position on a stuffy airline? Feel nostalgia towards your ancestors being kidnapped and forced in to American coffin ships? Lufthansa has teamed up with a crack team of engineers to design not only the most comfortable people carrier, but also the most cost efficient, AND with the highest fatality rate! Lufthansa, there's no better way to fly.	4			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	CB	3(1)	0	0
		American O	The O-Gauge is the be all and end all of Model Trains. An American O-Gauge? Well that's just the most god damned patriotic thing I've ever seen in my life. God Bless America.	11			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	LB	2(4)	0	0
		Pilots License	Pilot's License is the ultimate goal for the many aspiring pilots of /n/ and the easiest way to win a dickwaving contest if daddy's millions of dollars doesn't work.	22			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	DMF	3(2)	0	0
		Strava	/n/'s Forever Shinkansen group on Strava is where cycling contest are held between /n/thusiasts. Endurance, speed and climb are all taken in to account as /n/ pretends they're anywhere close to a professional level	3			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					RB	CB	12(2)	0	0
		Milwaukee Road	Milwaukee Road Autist, Thu 28 May 2015, 09:42:01 No.823938 It's a conspiracy I tell you. A damned conspiracy. The Amtrak executives felt threatened. The electrified rails were going to take over America. It was revolutionary! They feared the Milwaukee Road. They pushed it away. They de-electrified it. It's the biggest mistake in American transport history and you can't say otherwise. I'm an expert at this. N-no... i-it wasn't because passenger numbers were decreasing... it was a conspiracy...	4			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	CB	4	0	0
		Unifliz	Affordable, Efficient, Environmentally Friendly. The unifliz is revolutionary to the world of transport.	99			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					LB	RB	3(2)	0	0
		Fuck The Police	Cycling laws? Nope. Yielding? Fuck that. Cycling on the sidewalk? Who cares. Fuck that shit I do what I want. I'm a cyclist, whatchya gonna do about it?	50			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CMF	CMF	6(5)	1	1
		Velomobile	Je moet Nederlands zijn om een Velomobile te mogen hebben.	12			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					RB	LB	9(13)	0	0
		Monster Thighs	/fit/ will tell you not to skip leg day. On /n/, every day is leg day. Every day	7			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					DMF	DMF	7(5)	1	1
		Live From Prague	If you want to get comfy, you can join /n/ on a tour of Prague. Every day the Prague tram system opens its doors with its railcam on the roof, allowing folks from all over the world to enjoy a comfy tram ride around slavland.	99			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CMF	DMF	1(1)	0	0
		Trap Ass Pussy	Yowamushi Pedal is an anime about girly shota homosexuals in tight lycra chasing eachothers asses. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.	14			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CMF	CF	5(10)	1	1	1x
		Downtuber	Definition: An idiot, a retard, a faggot, a moron, a fred, a hipster, a casual, etc. Example: 1. Fred is such a fucking downtuber. He's has been a self-proclaimed 'serious cyclist' for 8 years, he's had 12 flat tires in that time, and he still doesn't know how to fix a flat. He just takes his bike to the local bike shop every time.	12			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	CB	11	0	0
		Rail-chan	Don't talk to me or my 12,500 kilometers of two dimensional british railway networks ever again.	7			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					LB	LB	5(5)	0	0
		Toronto Rocket	HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE COMES THE TORONTO ROCKET! AHH IT'S A NEW TRAIN I SEE IT THERE IT COMES IT'S A NEW SUBWAY TRAIN COMING. HEEEEEEERE COMES THE TORONTO. ROCKET! ehehehe heheheheheh hehehehehehe HI THERE! I KNOW I SEE ORANGE LIGHTS WHEN YOU SEE THERE'S ORANGE LIGHTS THERE'S A NEW TORONTO ROCKET CORRECT? THE ORANGE LIGHTERS ON THE SIGNS? WHEN YOU SEE THE ORANGE LIGHTS THAT'S THE INDICATOR THAT THERE'S A NEW TRAIN, CORRECT? YEAH I KNEW IT I COULD SEE THE LIGHTS OVER THERE. THEEEEERE GOES THE TORONTO ROCKET. SEE? I WAS RIGHT	65			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					DMF	DMF	4(1)	0	0
		Bullet Trains	Will run you down as fast as a...no, that joke's too easy	1			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	CB	22(3)	0	0	2x
		FRED	To put it simply, I'm better than you. Get the fuck off my road you fucking scrublord. Follow the rules of the road or we're not gonna have a good time cycling on the road. On the road man. THE ROAD.	6			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	CB	22(10)	0	0
		Everything's Fucked	Did you know that there is not one single example of good urban planning on the entre planet? Ildefons Cerdà is a hack. Dubai is on fire. 9/11 Wouldn't have happened if they had followed the basic principles of skyscraper planning. /n/ puts the spaghetti in spaghetti junction.	14			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					AMF	AMF	1(8)	1	0
		>American HSR	Who would win? Decades of the finest American engineering to create a high speed rail infrastructure comparable to Japan, France, Spain and Germany and revolutionising your nation's rail network in a way which finally links up all four corners of America for the first time since the great 1800's steam rail journeys, or one twisty bridge boy?	12			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CMF	CB	3(7)	0	0	1x
		/o/ Here Fuck You	"Hey, I just thought I'd go out of my way to come to your board that I quite frankly despise, open this specific thread and seek you, yes, you out just to tell you that you are, in fact, a faggot. Bait? What's that?"	50			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CMF	CB	9(5)	0	0
		Aero Position	Coming soon to a Tour de France near you /n/'s guide on how to obtain maximum speed has landed featuring all the hot secrets on how to reduce your air resistance and soar like the majestic faggot you are	1			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					DMF	CB	1
		WRONG SIDE	What, you thought anyone cared about anything other than your gears, chains and derailleurs?	65			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CMF	CMF	2(2)	0	0
		Homeless Cyclist	Imagine fitting everything you own into one small box that you carry around on your bike. Congratulations, you're so poor that everyone hates you. Welcome to SoCal, enjoy your stay.	14			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	CB	1(1)
		Your Bike Sucks, Fag	Your frame sucks, your stem sucks, your wheels suck, your chain sucks, your bars suck, your brakes suck, your paintjob sucks, your accessories suck, your tube sucks, your material sucks, your derailleur sucks, your bell sucks, your pivot sucks, your saddle sucks, your rails suck, you suck, your hub sucks, your axle sucks, your lever sucks, your spokes suck, your tires suck, your crank sucks, your caliper sucks, your rim sucks, your gears suck, your drivetrain sucks, your waifu sucks, your stays suck, your cassette sucks, your strava sucks, your speed sucks, your cycling playlist sucks, your water bottle sucks, your water bottle holder sucks, your stickers suck, your backpack sucks, and you're a fag	15			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					DMF	DMF	3
		Free Wheel No Brakes	I can't work in an office. I don't like wearing suits. I like to ride. Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. The bike cannot coast. The pedals never stop turning. Can't stop. Don't want to either. There are 1,500 bike messengers on the streets of New York City. You can e-mail it, FedEx it, fax it, scan it, but when none of that shit works and this thing has to be at that place by this time, you need us.	3			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CB	CB	11(9)	0	0	1x
		Slam That Stem	We have to go deeper	4			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					RB	LB	40(31)	0	2
		Tite Gapz	Motherfucking tite gapz are what makes a bike a 10/10. What's even the point of owning a bike if you aren't salmoning through oncoming traffic? Fucking git gud and saw off your handlebars you casual scrub.	77			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					AMF	DMF	40(11)	16	11	1x
		Hipster Fixie	Some men enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Others enjoy riding a fixed gear bike through heavy traffic because "it's what mother nature wants, man". He doesn't get on well with most of the team and is often seen deeming training as "too mainstream". Preferred formation is a 1-2-6-1. 2deep4u.	21			Caps	Goals	Assists	Disciplinary
					CF	AMF	71(9)	27	25	2x

Full Former Positions List

Pos.

Name

Cups/Positions Played

GK

Airport Airline General Mark IX X XI XII XIV XVI XVIII XIX

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

CB

Step 1: Ban Cars

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

>Circular Runway

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

Train Simulator, Bitch

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CMF

Loop Of Death

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

CMF

High Roller Memebike

DMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

DMF

SS

CMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

DMF

DMF

AMF

AMF

CMF

AMF

737 Max Impact

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

AMF

AMF

SS

I Like Trains

SS

SS

SS

AMF

AMF

SS

AMF

AMF

AMF

SS

SS

SS

SS

CMF

SS

CF

CF

SS

SS

CF

AMF

SS

SS

AMF

SS

Jacob Van Zanten WE GAAN

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

DMF

DMF

AMF

LMF

SS

SS

90's Rigid MTB

N/A

N/A

N/A

RB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CMF

CMF

DMF

RMF

SS

DMF

RB

AMF

AMF

RB

RB

RB

RB

RMF

SS

CF

Skyking

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

SS

CMF

CMF

CMF

CF

SS

CF

CF

CF

CF

CB

Take Me Back

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

CB

Steel Is Reel

N/A

N/A

N/A

DMF

CMF

DMF

CMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

RMF

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

LMF

Old Steel 10 Speed

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

DMF

DMF

CB

LB

RB

RB

DMF

LB

LB

LB

LB

LMF

LB

Cager Rage

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

DMF

LB

LB

DMF

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LMF

RMF

Tram

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RMF

RMF

Blimp Train

LB

LB

LB

LB

CMF

DMF

SS

CMF

CMF

AMF

AMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

AMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

AMF

RMF

AMF

RB

RMF

DMF

Forever Shinkansen

CMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

Baconrider

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

CMF

F40PH

AMF

AMF

CMF

DMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

AMF

AMF

CMF

CMF

DMF

CB

RB

CMF

CMF

CMF

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

CMF

CMF

CMF

Commieblock

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

CMF

Public Transhit

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

AMF

Bepsi

N/A

CMF

CMF

AMF

CF

AMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

SS

CF

SS

CF

SS

CF

CF

CF

CF

CF

AMF

LMF

AMF

AMF

AMF

Fucking Bikefags

GK

N/A

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N/A

N/A

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Sea Coffin

CB

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/gag/

CB

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H A R D C O R E

CB

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Yowamushi Pedal

RB

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Craigslist

CMF

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Lufthansa Slaveship

N/A

CB

CB

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American O

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CB

LB

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Pilots License

CB

GK

DMF

N/A

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N/A

Strava

RB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

N/A

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Milwaukee Road

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CB

CB

CB

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Unifliz

N/A

LB

CMF

CMF

RB

RB

N/A

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N/A

Fuck The Police

CMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

N/A

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N/A

Velomobile

N/A

RB

RB

RB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Monster Thighs

DMF

DMF

CB

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

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N/A

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N/A

Live From Prague

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

DMF

N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Trap Ass Pussy

N/A

CMF

DMF

CF

AMF

CMF

SS

CF

CF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

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Downtuber

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N/A

CB

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

Rail-chan

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

LB

LB

LB

N/A

N/A

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N/A

N/A

Toronto Rocket

N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

DMF

DMF

DMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Bullet Trains

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

FRED

N/A

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Everything's Fucked

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

AMF

AMF

SS

AMF

AMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

/o/ Here Fuck You

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

AMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

CB

CB

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

>American HSR

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N/A

CMF

CB

CB

CB

N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Aero Position

N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

DMF

CB

N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

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N/A

WRONG SIDE

N/A

N/A

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N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

DMF

CMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Homeless Cyclist

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N/A

N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Your Bike Sucks, Fag

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

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N/A

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N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

DMF

DMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Free Wheel No Brakes

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

CB

CB

CMF

LMF

CB

CB

RB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

Slam That Stem

RB

RB

RB

LB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

N/A

N/A

Tite Gapz

AMF

CF

CF

CF

SS

CF

SS

AMF

AMF

AMF

AMF

SS

CMF

CMF

CMF

SS

CMF

CMF

AMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

N/A

N/A

Hipster Fixie

CF

AMF

AMF

AMF

DMF

AMF

SS

CF

CF

CF

CF

CF

LMF

SS

AMF

CMF

SS

SS

AMF

DMF

DMF

AMF

N/A

N/A