/auspol/

/auspol/
"Aussie Aussie Aussie; OI OI OI!"
/auspol/ - /auspol/
Founded January 26, 1788 Manager Charles DeGroot Owner Lithgow Arms Manufacturing Co. IRL manager Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N Team colors HEX color 2828ab Eureka Flag Blue Top scorer Ned Kelly Steve Irwin (4) Top assister Ned Kelly Blair Cottrell (3) Captain Blair Cottrell Website /auspol/ - /auspol/ Nickname The Awakened Anglos
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 5 7 28.57%
GF GA GD 13 19 -6
Biggest win /sng/  1–3  /auspol/ 5th January 2018 Biggest defeat /auspol/  1–4  /nsg/ 22nd June 2019 First match /sng/  1–3  /auspol/ 5th January 2018
/pol/eague Appearances 2 (First in /pol/eague 2) Best result 5th Place, /pol/eague 2
Team music
Anthem God Bless Australia Goal horn 'Land Down Under' Cronulla Riots Goalhorn 'BBQ in Cronulla' Blair Cottrell Goalhorn 'The Showdown' Ned Kelly Goalhorn 'Poor Ned'
Kits

"Step aside, flora and fauna!"

A new team created for the Second /pol/eague, dedicated to the highly illustrious /auspol/ general. A country full of Shitposters, NEETs and the occasional mullet rising out of the ashes of a rock throwing, petrol sniffing wasteland. Created from the dregs of the Poms and hardened by the wildlife, Australia have become a nation well known for its shitpostery directed at everyone, manhandling of the local wildlife, disrespect for authority and a "She'll be right m8" attitude. Just watch out for the exploding trees.

Hope you like goalhorns - with the renaissance of music in the 80's, Australia happens to be a very musically talented country.

Roster

No. Position Player 67   GK Pauline Hanson 50   RB Nuke Melbourne 12   LB Centrelink 80   CB Clive Palmer 44   CB Telco Ministry of Censorship 72   DMF Dictator Dan 3   CMF "Want me to drop this cunt?" 99   CMF Bruce 1   AMF Bogan 51   SS Brenton Tarrant 14   CF Blair Cottrell

No. Position Player 79   GK Pooftah's Fuck Off 56   CB Mel Gibson 49   LB Fuck off ASIO 54   CB >The voice 17   RB FTC 2   LB Gang War Slapfights 9   CMF /unregesteredfirearm/ 38   RB Muh Invasion Day 5   CMF Cronulla Riots 66   CMF War with China 75   LMF Exploding trees 38   RMF Fingered her in a nightclub

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
5 January 2018	/sng/	/pol/eague 2	3–1 W	2', 35', 90+5' Ned Kelly
5 January 2018	/polder/	/pol/eague 2	3–1 W	23', 27', 90+1' Steve Irwin
6 January 2018	/ptg/	/pol/eague 2	2–4 L	57' Blair Cottrell  87' Ned Kelly
7 January 2018	/mlpol/	/pol/eague 2	2–3 L	59' Steve Irwin  69' Bruce
22 June 2019	/nsg/	/pol/eague 4	1–4 L	66' Blair Cottrell
23 June 2019	/polder/	/pol/eague 4	1–2 L	62' Blair Cottrell
29 June 2019	/italypol/	/pol/eague 4	1–4 L	90+0' Brenton Tarrant

Statistics

Top Goalscorers

Player	Goals
Ned Kelly	4
Steve Irwin	4
Blair Cottrell	3
Brenton Tarrant	1

Top Assisters

Player	Assists
Ned Kelly	3
Blair Cottrell	3
Steve Irwin	2
Brenton Tarrant	2
Chinese Landlord	1
Dingo Twitter	1