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| You know, I just had a thought. Doraph women stop growing at around the 130cm mark and Kumuyu is about there. She won't get any taller, and their hips and tits are big from childhood, so for Dorafs men those probably aren't the secondary sexual characteristics that get them hard. They probably look at the horns and are like "damn look at how big and smooth them horns look, I'd bang that while holding those handlebars".
| | Mistakes, the mere muttering of this name is enough to drive any /gbfg/poster into a spastic fit. Mistakes sought only to be a crew independent of shitposting. They destroyed the tyranny ruling over them, becoming a democratic crew free of crewhoppers and leeches. They unified under a single banner, and rose as a top crew after establishing friendly relationships on equal terms with various top tier crews of /gbfg/. They achieved all this in less than a year. Mistakes represent everything the average /gbfg/ poster wish they were. The funniest thing about it is that Mistakes were never aiming towards becoming a first class crew. They reached it as a side-effect of being decent, likeable, and hardworking people worthy of trust. |
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| If there was ever a slice of life/ecchi anime made by dorafs for dorafs the female dorafs in the show would probably be groping each other's horns in the bath and while the show is probably making the doraf male otaku diamonds you'd have all the male and erune boys desperately waiting for the tit shots and getting mad at all the closeups of the horns.
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| ==Roster== | | ==Roster== |
Revision as of 22:38, 22 August 2023
| /gbfg/
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| Post ID, cutie!
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| /gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
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| Founded
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28th of October 2016
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| Owner
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The GODS
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| IRL manager
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tech !!rb+zz19X9Cq
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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B4E1E1
Cutie Drool Blue
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| Ranking
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15
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| Highest rank
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15 (25 June 2018)
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| Lowest rank
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38 (19 December 2016)
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| Top scorer
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TIME and EFFORT (13)
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| Top assister
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a three-unheil nierCHAD (literally 2 million honors every minute)
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| Captain
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Relief Ace
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| Website
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/gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
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| Nickname
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grubble
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 6
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4
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7
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17
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35.29%
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| Team music
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| Kits
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| Home kit
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| Away kit
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Mistakes, the mere muttering of this name is enough to drive any /gbfg/poster into a spastic fit. Mistakes sought only to be a crew independent of shitposting. They destroyed the tyranny ruling over them, becoming a democratic crew free of crewhoppers and leeches. They unified under a single banner, and rose as a top crew after establishing friendly relationships on equal terms with various top tier crews of /gbfg/. They achieved all this in less than a year. Mistakes represent everything the average /gbfg/ poster wish they were. The funniest thing about it is that Mistakes were never aiming towards becoming a first class crew. They reached it as a side-effect of being decent, likeable, and hardworking people worthy of trust.
Roster
Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top 1000 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 225 cutie with their first primal highlander grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway. But it's okay, at least you aren't in Mistakes SOY Nier!.
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Position
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Player
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| 25
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Sorry danchou my dog died again
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| 1
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STOP PLAYING STAR RAIL
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| 0
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FKHR's Cuck Agenda
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| 55
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Me, Nier's 65634th Boyfriend
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| 70
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GBFG FAILS ANOTHER SUBAHA
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| 40
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POZZED
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| 10
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Element God
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| 27
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NIPRUSH INCOMING
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| 21
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The Twitterbux
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| 4
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Relief Ace 
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| 2
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LEECHLISTS???
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 64
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WARNING MARKED PLAYER
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| 12
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LIGHTCHADS ASSEMBLE
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| 83
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Black Screen Simulator
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| 11
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tfw no gbfg gf
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| 43
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/ourguy/ NKMR
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| 34
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Non-Canon Slut
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| 36
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QUOTABOIS QUOTABOIS
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| 19
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Rank 225(MAX)GOD
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| 85
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The Legendary 0.01 Nip Ping
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| 69
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MARK OF THE WARRIOR
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| 99
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Element Tax
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| 7
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Danchousexuals
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Exports
VGL 11 Aesthetic Export
