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|date=January 17, 2019
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|owner=Ackk Studios
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|irl= {{anonymous|TightensDontCut|</br>!!YrW8SgIygzO}}
|irl= {{anonymous|TDC|!!YrW8SgIygzO}}
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|captain=WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
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THIS IS A DISCLAIMER TO POINT THE OBVIOUS THINGS OUT FOR THE STUPID PEOPLE. BECAUSE MY CO-WRITER SAID "PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY GET NEEDLESSLY UPSET OVER THIS." AND I SAID "NO WAY PEOPLE OUR DAY AND AGE ARE THIS THIN-SKINNED." AND THEN LAURA SHIGIHARA DELETED OUR REVIEW. INSTANTLY. DIDN'T EVEN READ IT. I GUESS WE DESERVE IT. THIS REVIEW IS DESIGNED TO BE A RANT. IT STANDS AS DEFENSE AND COUNTER-ARGUMENT OF UNFAIR YIIK CRITIQUE WHILE DECONSTRUCTING THE GAME'S STRUCTURE TO PROVE THAT IT CAN WORK CONCEPTUALLY. EVERYTHING SAID HERE IS SAID WITHIN CHARACTER, STOP GETTING OFFENDED OVER PETTY THINGS AND GROW A SPINE, YOU BIG MANBABY LOSER. WE ALSO BASH TOBY FOX AND HIS STUPID GAME A LOT CAUSE IT'S TRASH ANYWAY, AND IF YOU LIKE IT - GO YIIK YOURSELF.
My mistake was thinking that PES is art. I wanted to make a team about a piece of shit unlikeable game, who by the end of the league has to transform. But too many viewers, when they look at this, they immediately get triggered by it. So the thing is, PES isn't art, it's a toy for children, and it's considered bad form to talk about anything meaningful, impactful, or thought provoking.
 
 
WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA CRY? THE MAN WITH A BAD OPINION IS MAKING YOU GO ABLOOEY? WOW LOOK AT YOU, ALREADY GOT THROUGH THE FIRST WARNING. YOU ARE A BIG LITTLE CHIMMY CHUMP CHIMP MAN. THIS IS HOW POSTMODERNISM WORKS BESIDES GIANT UNFUNNY WALLS OF UNREADABLE TEXT WRITTEN BY A NOBODY FOR NO ONE. I DON'T HAVE TO STAND BEHIND ANYTHING THAT I WRITE, SO I WON'T HAVE TO FEEL COMPELLED TO DEFEND IT IN MY HEART. I'M A PISSED OFF ZOLTAR MACHINE THAT TURNS ON AND SPEWS A PAMPHLET WHENEVER FUNNY BECOMES REVERSE-O UNFUNNY IN A POST-META SENSE THAT CHALLENGES THE BEAREN KNOBBISH OF ITS MEANING. IT'S CALLED POSTMODERN. IT KINDA WANTS TO WASTE YOUR TIME UNTIL YOU DIE OF OLD AGE. BECAUSE YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE THINKING THROUGHOUT ALL THAT TIME. YOU CAN GROW INFINITELY LARGE ON KNOWLEDGE OF NOTHING IN PARTICULAR. KINDA LIKE VIDEO GAMES.
 
 
WELCOME TO A REVIEW YOU WON'T LIKE CAUSE PEOPLE REALLY LOVE TO BLINDLY HATE THINGS THAT DON'T GIVE THEM A REASON TO BE LIKED. THAT'S CALLED BULLYING. AND GENERALLY BULLYING IS OK. CAUSE YOU PROBABLY DESERVE IT. BUT IF YOU DON'T DESERVE IT, THEN SHUCKS. THAT SUCKS. I REALLY HATE BLIND BULLYING. BUT IT GIVES CHARACTER. IT'S OK SPORT, YOU'LL PROBABLY GROW INTO A GOOD INDIVIDUAL. IF IT'S UNAVOIDABLE, DON'T BE DOWN ABOUT IT. CAUSE THAT'S JUST ONE PERIOD OF YOUR TIME. LIFE IS ALL ABOUT UPS AND DOWNS. I FEEL LIKE BEING SAD IS MORE WORTHWHILE THAN FEELING NOTHING CAUSE THAT MEANS THERE IS A LOT OF GOOD AND HAPPY THINGS TO COME, AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE FEELING YOU'LL BE THERE TO CATCH IT.  JUST FIND SOME GOOD CROWD WHERE YOU CAN PINPOINT YOUR REAL TALENTS AND FLAWS. BUT ALWAYS FIND PEOPLE THAT YOU FEEL BRING OUT THE BEST IN YOU. DON'T GIVE IN TO THE RAGE, CAUSE THAT'S JUST A WASTE OF TIME. TRUST ME. USE THAT ENERGY FOR SOMETHING ELSE. BECOME BETTER AT SOMETHING, MAYBE PHYSICALLY, MAYBE MENTALLY. OUR BODY AND MIND ARE CONNECTED, SO IF YOU'LL STOP TICKLING YOUR PICKLE SO OFTEN AND SWITCH TO SMALL EXERCISES, YOU'LL PROBABLY NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR GENERAL MOOD. DON'T WAIT WHILE YOU'RE AT YOUR LOWEST TO ENJOY THE SMALLEST THINGS IN LIFE. GO KISS YOUR MOTHER. YOU MOMMY BOY, YES YOU ARE. I AM NOT ENCOURAGING INCEST BY THE WAY. LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF AND LEARN HOW TO BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU DO. CAUSE SOMEWHERE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING A DIFFERENCE, EVEN IF IT'S A SMALL ONE. LEARN HOW TO CATCH YOUR FAULTS WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. EAT YOUR VEGGIES. BROCCOLI ACTUALLY HELPS TO REDUCE CHANCES OF GETTING CANCER. EAT TOMATOES AS WELL. IF YOU DON'T LIKE TOMATOES, AT LEAST SETTLE WITH THE USE OF KETCHUP ON TOP OF YOUR MEALS. CARROTS MAKE YOUR FACE AND SKIN GO PRETTY-PRETTY. LEARN A NEW THING EVERY DAY. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ICED TEA CAUSE EVENTUALLY YOU MIGHT GET KIDNEY STONES. TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING, DRINK AT LEAST TWO GLASSES OF CLEAN WATER EVERY DAY.
 
 
ANYWAY, IT'S NOT AS MUCH AS YIIK'S HATE IS UNDESERVED, IT'S THE THINGS PEOPLE CHOOSE TO HATE THE GAME FOR, LET'S BEGIN. BY THE WAY IT READS BETTER IN A BROWSER, JUST SAYING.
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Revision as of 00:51, 19 November 2023

/yiik/
A Post-Modern Divegrass Team
Yiik logo.png
/yiik/ - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
Founded January 17, 2019
Owner Ackk Studios
IRL manager TDC !!YrW8SgIygzO
Team colors
Chat color 169FAB
Post-Modern Teal
Top scorer WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON (3)
Top assister Tied (1)
Captain WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Website /yiik/ - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
Nickname Yiiksters
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 4 4 0%
GF GA GD
5 40 -35
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
/ag/ Ag icon.png 15–0 Yiik icon.png /yiik/
September 10, 2023
First match
/yiik/ Yiik icon.png 1–5 Rabi icon.png /rabi/
August 26, 2023
Team music
Anthem [// ]
Goal horn [// ]
Kits


My mistake was thinking that PES is art. I wanted to make a team about a piece of shit unlikeable game, who by the end of the league has to transform. But too many viewers, when they look at this, they immediately get triggered by it. So the thing is, PES isn't art, it's a toy for children, and it's considered bad form to talk about anything meaningful, impactful, or thought provoking.

Roster

No. Position Player
1999
GK
Panda
1999
CB
My Mistake Was Thinking AGL is Art
1999
CB
Jill
1999
DMF
Satoru Iwata
1999
CMF
Vaguely Ethnic
1999
LMF
Black Weeb
1999
RMF
MUST BE THE BLACKS
1999
AMF
LEMONADE
1999
LWF
The YIIKlike Genre
1999
RWF
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DEAD SISTER
1999
CF
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON Captain
No. Position Player
1999
CF
Alex [1]
1999
CF
Alex [2]
1999
CF
Alex [3]
1999
CF
Alex [4]
1999
CF
Alex [5]
1999
CF
Alex [6]
1999
CF
(You)lex
1999
CF
Tele Alex
1999
CF
Shady Alex
1999
CF
Alex of Pretense
1999
CF
Fat Alex
1999
CF
Proto Alex

History

Competition Stage Opponent Result Scorers Date
Ag logo.png
/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans 		Group Hoot Wiless
 		Rabi icon.png /rabi/ 1-5 L WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON Goal 51' August 26, 2023
Spebsqsa icon.png /spebsqsa/ 2-12 L The YIIKlike Genre Goal 30'
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON Goal 87' 		August 27, 2023
Eb icon.png /eb/ 2-8 L MUST BE THE BLACKS Goal 29'
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON Goal 71' 		September 2, 2023
Final Boss
 		Ag icon.png /ag/ 0-15 L September 10, 2023

Statistics

Goals & Assists

Player Goals Assists
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON 3 0
The YIIKlike Genre 1 1
MUST BE THE BLACKS 1 0
LEMONADE 0 1
Black Weeb 0 1
My Mistake Was Thinking AGL is Art 0 1

Saves

Player Saves
Panda 12
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