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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''JUMBO JOSHU''' {{team away|mayo}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Argie Lunaito, One bar''' {{team away|fig}}
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Amongst the keepers deemed "FAT FUCKS" and thus the heels of the /vt/ League, an unlikely hero has emerged - the chonkiest coyote keeper of them all, JUMBO JOSHU! This plump 'n' proud coyote with a penchant for mayonnaise has just proven that big boys can ball too.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Hailing all the way from the slums of Argentina, a warrior of the wifi enters the pitch. The Mighty Lunanito.


During the unhinged "FINAL BOSS" match against the /gecko/-fied outgoing champions {{team home|vsj+}}, our fearless net-minder got the surprise of his (probably mayo-drenched) life. The riggers unshackled him from his goalpost prison and catapulted him onto the pitch as a CENTRE FORWARD.
If this players team is down a goal, if they are falling behind, you can bet on the Argie to turn on the lag switch to sabotage the opposing teams plays.


With /mayo/ down 5-2, JUMBO JOSHU defied the odds. With a tenacity that can only come from a keeper with as big an appetite as his ass, he netted a goal of his own off a deflected save, bringing the score to 5-3.
As a recent new comer to the league, "Argie Lunanito, One Bar" has already made a name for themselves by consistently scoring goals and making plays. Despite almost getting killed every game the Argie Lunanito still prevails amongst his peers.


Suddenly, the masses who once scorned his jumbo-sized girth were singing a different tune: JUMBO JOSHU, the underdog-turned-overdog, had won their hearts. In the /vt/ League, where schizophrenia reigns supreme, he reminded us all that even '''FAT FUCKS''' can have their moment of glory.
If you're winning, if the game starts to lag, if the connection seems slower than usual, than you know Argentina is not far behind.
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Revision as of 22:26, 12 September 2024

Argie lunanito, One Bar.png Argie Lunaito, One bar Fig icon.png /fig/
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Hailing all the way from the slums of Argentina, a warrior of the wifi enters the pitch. The Mighty Lunanito.

If this players team is down a goal, if they are falling behind, you can bet on the Argie to turn on the lag switch to sabotage the opposing teams plays.

As a recent new comer to the league, "Argie Lunanito, One Bar" has already made a name for themselves by consistently scoring goals and making plays. Despite almost getting killed every game the Argie Lunanito still prevails amongst his peers.

If you're winning, if the game starts to lag, if the connection seems slower than usual, than you know Argentina is not far behind.

Archive
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