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'''THIRTY MOTHERFUCKING TEAMS''' | '''THIRTY MOTHERFUCKING TEAMS''' | ||
THIRTY BATTLES TO THE SPORTS '''DEATH''' TO TEST THEIR METTLE AND CONSTITUTION. | THIRTY BATTLES TO THE E-SPORTS '''DEATH''' TO TEST THEIR METTLE AND CONSTITUTION. | ||
BLOOD '''WILL''' BE SPILLED OR YOUR RIGBUX BACK. | BLOOD '''WILL''' BE SPILLED OR YOUR RIGBUX BACK. | ||
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DON'T EVEN '''THINK''' ABOUT '''THINKING''' | DON'T EVEN '''THINK''' ABOUT '''THINKING''' | ||
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF '''SCHOLAR''' | WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF '''SCHOLAR'''? | ||
GET THAT INTELLECTUAL SHIT '''OUT OF MY KITCHEN''' | GET THAT INTELLECTUAL SHIT '''OUT OF MY KITCHEN''' | ||
AND BE READY FOR '''THE GIGGLEDOME GAUNTLET''' | AND BE READY FOR '''THE GIGGLEDOME GAUNTLET''' | ||
WITH '''LIVE''' ENTERTAINMENT FROM THE ONE THEY CALL '''MR. BANJO''' | |||
'''MR. THOMAS BANJO''' | |||
AND '''SPECIAL''' APPEARANCES BY | |||
'''SALTY CRAIG''' AND '''THE SHAKERS''' | |||
'''THE DAILY DOSE EXPERIENCE''' | |||
CANADIAN CELEBRITY, '''STEVE NASH''' | |||
'''THE 1991 OAKLAND RAIDERS''' | |||
A '''BEAR''' | |||
AND '''MORE''' | |||
TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM THE '''BOX OFFICE''' | |||
ALSO AT '''WWW.GIGGLEDOME.URMUM''' | |||
THAT'S RIGHT, '''WE SAID IT''' | |||
ONE '''LUCKY''' FAN WILL GET A TIRE IRON TO THE KNEE CAP | |||
AND LIVE THE LIFE OF '''NANCY KERRIGAN''' | |||
WE'LL BE YOUR '''TONYA HARDING''' | |||
JUST FOR '''TONIGHT''' | |||
YOU'LL BE '''SO INTO IT''', YOU'LL ONLY BE ABLE TO SCREAM '''WHY ME?''' | |||
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE '''THE REAL THING''' | |||
AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S '''THE SICKEST SHIT''' | |||
JUST TRY YOUR LUCK, '''FARTSMELLER''' | |||
COME ON DOWN TO THE GIGGLEDOME AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING '''WRONG''' | |||
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| Host board |  /wsg/
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| Dates | SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY AUGUST 15, 1999 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Teams | 1 VS 30 | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Champion |  TBD
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| Runner-up | TBD
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| Third | TBD
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| Fourth | TBD
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GIGGLEDOME! GIGGLEDOME! GIGGLEDOME!
THE ACTION GETS UNBEARABLE THIS SUNDAY WHEN ONE UNLUCKY JUGGERNAUT IS FACED WITH THE ULTIMATE TEST:
THIRTY TEAMS
THAT'S RIGHT!
THIRTY MOTHERFUCKING TEAMS
THIRTY BATTLES TO THE E-SPORTS DEATH TO TEST THEIR METTLE AND CONSTITUTION.
BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED OR YOUR RIGBUX BACK.
BUT THEN WE'RE GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE DICK
AND STEAL THE RIGBUX BACK
RULES OF NATURE, ASSFACE
BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW
AFTER THAT, DON'T SLEEP
DON'T BLINK
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THINKING
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF SCHOLAR?
GET THAT INTELLECTUAL SHIT OUT OF MY KITCHEN
AND BE READY FOR THE GIGGLEDOME GAUNTLET
WITH LIVE ENTERTAINMENT FROM THE ONE THEY CALL MR. BANJO
MR. THOMAS BANJO
AND SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY
SALTY CRAIG AND THE SHAKERS
THE DAILY DOSE EXPERIENCE
CANADIAN CELEBRITY, STEVE NASH
THE 1991 OAKLAND RAIDERS
A BEAR
AND MORE
TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM THE BOX OFFICE
ALSO AT WWW.GIGGLEDOME.URMUM
THAT'S RIGHT, WE SAID IT
ONE LUCKY FAN WILL GET A TIRE IRON TO THE KNEE CAP
AND LIVE THE LIFE OF NANCY KERRIGAN
WE'LL BE YOUR TONYA HARDING
JUST FOR TONIGHT
YOU'LL BE SO INTO IT, YOU'LL ONLY BE ABLE TO SCREAM WHY ME?
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THE REAL THING
AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S THE SICKEST SHIT
JUST TRY YOUR LUCK, FARTSMELLER
COME ON DOWN TO THE GIGGLEDOME AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING WRONG