/jp/ Roster

The team for the 2025 cup cycle.

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Roster

Gold

Silver

Picture	Name	Representing...	Description
	Get out of /jp/	Protected /jp/ heritage	Board tourists please get the fuck out
	Billy Herrington	Protected /jp/ heritage	Rest in Peace, Billy...
	Shiteyanyo	Vocaloid Thread	It keeps staring at me...
	Take it easy!	Yukkuri threads	ゆっくりしていってね!!!
	Captain Meido	Protected /jp/ heritage	The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?
	Sukuvan	Taxi for the Mokou Gang!	Runs on soda and sugary drinks.
	VIRGOTRON-R20	/ona/	Lifelike gattai ;-;
	Ookawa Maaya	会津若松駅	Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company.
	Neco-Arc	/tmg/	burenyuu~
	Giant Yukari	/kcs/	She's a big girl.
	TTKZ	KanColle	Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze".
	Dekinai-chan	DJT	You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know English.
	Love is Suffering	Write threads	The relatable protagonist of endless love stories set in Gensokyo.
	OH YEEEEEAH VERY GOOD!	/07/	The Intellectual Rapist: intelligent, cunning, cultured and a complete bitch. Many traits that not only represent /07/, but /jp/ as well.
	Timestop Rapist	/egg/	ありがとう~
	Local Friendly Game Thread	Game night threads	Nothing like relaxing after a stressful week with fellow /jp/anons and some video games.
	The Gravure Queen of Reiwa	Gravure Thread	Playing divegrass isn't how you're going to get a rich pilot boyfriend young lady...
	Gazer	Monster Girl Thread	Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.
	Okuu Culture	Touhou threads	/jp/ - Okuu Culture.
	Corndog Tenshi	Protected /jp/ heritage	Tenshi eating a corndog.
	Dollfie Shinku	BJD Thread	Contrary to popular belief, Shinku smells nice.
	Whalehu	Touhou Lost Word	A manga-original character. Miyoi is a waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.
	Younger Sister	Elona Thread	My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce.

Former players

Position	Name	Picture	Description
RB	Chu-Chu		Going back to smile town
CB	Ero Ruins Eroge		Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.
RB	Why is /jp/ so shitty?		The world may never know.
LB	Autism		Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.
CB	YJSNPI		>2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten
DMF	Too Green		She was too green.
DMF	sage		Reason: Announcing a 'sage'.
LMF	Kizuna AI		Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki.
CB	Fumos		Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway.
CB	Beato		*cackles*
CB	Japanese Bird		Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese.
CB	Ohayou		No awooing
CB	(´・ω・｀)		(´・ω・｀)
CB	wich2huwudufuq		The answer was always all of them.
CB	Tokoyami Towa		Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?
CB	Abayo, Chocoball		Friendzoned.
LMF	Sachiko		bap
RMF	Klown Kunny Klassic		Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped.
RMF	Akane-Chan		Ahokusa.
RMF	Cirno		Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple
CMF	I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH		我爱北京天安门
CMF	Senchou's Aging Womb		Sent to the retirement home.
CMF	Poliacci		ligma balls
	Flanfly	Touhou Lost Word	It's 2AM elsewhere.
	Pickle Bern	/07/	Magic is fake and gay.
	DOKEEEEEEEEEEE	Aizu-Wakamatsu	Got out of the way.