/co/ Roster

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Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Picture	Origin	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
##	Gaston		Main villain hero of Beauty and the Beast	NO ONE SAVES LIKE GASTON NO ONE DIVES LIKE GASTON NO ONE FIGHTS FOR THE BALL LIKE GASTON	Offensive GK	—
##	Hypercrisis	File:Hypercrisis.png	/co/ fan theory about how all of Grant Morrison's works connect		Offensive GK	—
99	Mogo		The Green Lantern. Literally a god damn planet	This Green Lantern is best known for his size; he is, in fact, a planet. An absolute monster on defense, you have no way of getting around him.	N/A	—

Defenders

Centre-Backs
No.	Name	Picture	Origin	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
12	Aku		Main villain of Samurai Jack	Long ago in a distant land, I AKU, The Football-Playing Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable defense. But a foolish samurai warrior, wearing some magic shoes stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final goal was scored I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is AKU.	N/A	—
40	40 Cakes (LB)		A meme originated from a DC dictionary for kids. The line was "Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible."	40 Cakes has stolen 40 balls from opponents. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.	N/A	—
##	Win O' Thread		Win O'Thread is a popular player known for his good relations with /co/'s supporter group. Though gifted with natural talent he's been accused of not doing enough to support the industr…err team.		P12
13	Bad News (LMF)		He's bad news	Box-to-Box	P10, P11|}
76	Brock Samson		Agent of the O.S.I. This Swedish Murder Machine is ready to go totally sick-house on the asses of the opposing team.	N/A	—
22	Alan Moore		Arguably still coasting off of his success in the Watchmen's Football Club, Alan is known for getting into disputes with other player's over creator ownership. His narcissistic attitude is only matched by his short flashes of brilliance, reminiscent of his younger self.
##	Cheesecake		style="background: #C3D69B" A player all fans can identify with. Cheesecake rose through the ranks of the youth squads and was even a member of the Red Hood Supporter's Club.		P12
##	Work on Your Art		Seriously	Defensive Back	P12

Midfield

Defending Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
6	Dead Parents		His parents are deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!	Anchor Man
8	T.O.M.		After outrage on /co/ had spread when he had retired, he has decided to come back to provide /co/ with the well support it needed	Box-to-Box	P10, P11
xx	Rightclops		Scott Summers, aka Cyclops will be racing up the field aided by his signature punches from the punch dimension. When it comes to making passes, this guy is always right.	N/A
##	Ronnie		[Fill In Later]
##	That's My Purse!	File:XX.jpg	A giant gorilla is attacking the city, but yes lady, I'll catch that pursesnatcher for you.

Offense

Centre Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
##	The Flash		The fastest man alive is... well not so fast anymore. After a horrendous cup performance being brought back in as /co/'s striker, Wally West was eventually sacked for Barry Allan. He has already been told to lay off the speed and just focus on helping the team in the midfield	Box-to-Box	P10, P11, P13
##	Archer		Archer's arrival onto the squad coincided with the Dragongate scandal. Rumors are going around that ISIS sent him to investigate for the 4chan cup for undiscovered Dragonfag identities. Oddly, he doesn't deny it and openly gloats about how he's an agent while hitting on his female squad mates. Having once a top college lacrosse player, Archer translates those abilities to onto the pitch as a dangerous addition to the squad. Other teams should call Kenny Loggins, they'll soon be entering the danger zone.		COM03, P08, P11
Attacking Midfield
##	Hope Corgi		"All we be well! I am a dog! Corgis are a British bread." (We think he means to say breed.) "I am delicious! Do you need a hug?"	Box-to-Box	P10, P11
##	Doom (LB)		Doctor Doom is adored by fans, but rarely ever reciprocates any emotion. Known for his signature "Richards" shout as a goal celebration, many up and coming athletes admire him for his discipline and perseverance.		P12
##	Professor Zoom	File:XXX.jpg	Look over there! No, over there! He's faster than a speeding superhero, more cliched than a bearded science officer, and is as much a paradox as why Batman hates chocolate ice cream! It's PROFESSOR ZOOM!
Centre Forwards
No.	Name	Picture	Origin	Description	Boots	Card(s)
7	/co/lette		/co/ original creation. A mix of traits from /co/'s different waifus	Showing fantastic leadership and skill behind the scenes and during the off season, /co/lette has taken on the role of the club's new central striker. She is still /co/'s perfect brown waifu and looks forward to bringing JUSTICE to the pitch with the rest of the club's players at her side.	Goal Poacher