Hypemachine

The hypemachine is a machine what hypes. It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something Boris forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match.

Current >art status

Team	Current picture	Current captain	Update pic?	Update kit?	In this cup?	Thumbnail
/3/	Colin's Bear	3DS Max	y		n
/a/	Cowboy Bebop				y
/adv/	s/adv/irgin	5 Inch Dick	??	n	y
/an/	Spacebat	Oliver Giroud, DVM	y		n
/asp/	JOHN CENAAAAAA				n
/b/	Triforce				y
/biz/	n/a	Martin Shkreli	y		y
/c/	Konata	Yui	y		y
/cgl/	Dramu				n
/ck/	Nachos				n
/cm/	Kaworu Nagisa				y
/co/	/co/lette	Doom	implying /co/ will ever make a knockout again">y		n
/d/	/d/ Humor Thread	Dmitrys	y		n
/diy/	MacGyver				n
/e/	Yoko Littner				y
/f/	Da Hood				n
/fa/	Dick Ovens	Tricky Rick	n		n
/fit/	Zyzz				n
/g/	Install Gentoo				y
/gd/	Keming				n
/gif/	Sauce				y
/h/	Titty Monster	Faceless Fatguy	y		y
/his/	n/a	>h>r>e	y		y
/hr/	Emma Watson				n
/i/	ShiiPainter	Mushroomgirl	y		y
/int/	Putin				y
/jp/	Get Out Of /jp/				y
/k/	Zergface				y
/lgbt/	Alfred Kinsey				n
/lit/	Lolita Wanted It	DFW	y		y
/m/	Alteisen				y
/mlp/	Best Pony				n
/mu/	Jeff Mangum		probably		n
/n/	I Like Trains				y
/o/	LS1 Swap	Takumi	y		y
/out/	Smokey the Bear				n
/p/	n/a	Ken Rockwell	y		y
/po/	Broken Printer				n
/pol/	Hitler				n
/r9k/	>tfw no gf				y
/s/	BANNED				n
/s4s/	s4s-tan				n
/sci/	Richard Feynman	Shinichi Mochizuki	y		y
/soc/	Feet	Skype	y		y
/sp/	MESSI				y
/t/	Limewire				n
/tg/	Creed				y
/toy/	Optimus Prime				n
/trv/	Superpornowat	Sex Tourist	y		y
/tv/	Real Human Being				n
/v/	Gabe Newell	SANIC	y		y
/vg/	Blaster	Git Gud	y		n
/vp/	Miror B	fug	y		y
/vr/	Kacho Arino				y
/w/	n/a	Powerlevel	y		y
/wg/	Cunt Destroyer				y
/wsg/	Duane				n
/x/	x-tan	Goatman	y		y
/y/	Yaranaika		y?		n