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/Seinfeld/
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/Seinfeld/ - Off-Topic
Founded November 7, 2015 Manager NBC Owner Larry David IRL manager Jason Alexander Team colors HEX color E6AF0F Garbageman Yellow Ranking n/a Highest rank n/a (n/a) Lowest rank n/a (n/a) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Kramer Website Nickname seinfeld
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W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
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Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Elite Cup Appearances 0 (First in n/a) Best result n/a, n/a Babby Cup Appearances 0 (First in n/a) Best result n/a, n/a
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Anthem I Love Trash - Oscar The Grouch Victory Anthem They Might Be Giants - Take Out The Trash Goal horn Oscar ft. Macklemore Horse Pussy Goalhorn Equinus Vaginus (Horse Pussy) - Drowning in Footwear Penn Jilette Goalhorn Penn & Teller: Bullshit! HD - Season 1 & 5 Intros Self-Induced Schizophrenia Goalhorn Mad World - Gary Jules
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For the final boss team made from recycled players that isn't us, go to /flash/

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Seinfeld is an American sitcom that originally ran for nine seasons on NBC, from 1989 to 1998. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version of himself. Set predominantly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City (although taped entirely in Los Angeles), the show features a handful of Jerry's friends and acquaintances, particularly best friend George Costanza (Jason Alexander), former girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), and neighbor across the hall Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards). It is often described as being "a show about nothing", as many of its episodes are about the minutiae of daily life.

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No. Position Player 2   GK Jerry 56   LB Jerry 24   CB Jerry 17   CB Jerry 20   RB Jerry 10   CMF Jerry 14   CMF Jerry 22   CMF Jerry 1   SS JERRY 34   LWF chair fridge 7   CF Kramer

No. Position Player 39   GK Jerry 11   RB Jerry 6   RB Jerry 75   LB Jerry 12   LB Jerry 9   CB Jerry 3   CB Jerry 15   CMF Panda's Ass 18   CMF /b/ 2.0 13   CMF Jerry 8   SS Jerry 69   SS Anthro Jerry

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Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/his/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-2 W	Oscar  29', 34' Penn Jillette  57'

Rivals

/his/ - The Hiro Bowl

Two teams that made their (unofficial) debuts against each other, and, along with /p/, are the first new teams since the Sixth Founding. During their debut in the 2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies, the Dumpster Divers of /trash/ proved their worth as a team by winning 3-2 against the /his/torians. Although a friendship has spawned between these two newcomers, /his/ has since been declared an official team, with /trash/ still lurking in the shadows.

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/mlp/ - The Fifteen Bowl	Global Rule 15 is a very simple rule: CONTAIN THE PONIES REEEEEEEE. Yet, when Hiroyuki created the /trash/ board, that very rule was shockingly omitted. Since its inception, a cavalcade of plots and ponuts were thrown into the /trash/, enough for some /mlp/ renegades to come in and go dumpster diving. Don't worry, horsefuckers, this is your home now.
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