/po/

/po/
You can't rush perfection.
/po/ - Papercraft and Origami
Founded March 2012 IRL manager Managers Soryuu !!o16SVJJscF1 SirBaconson !!UMasemWL9wQ Team colors Chat color E4EDED Paper White Ranking 37 () Highest rank 21 (September, 2013) Lowest rank 56 (May, 2016) Top scorer 1,000 Cranes (15) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Broken Printer Website /po/ - Papercraft and Origami Nickname the /po/opers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 11 9 20 40 27.5%
GF GA GD 59 79 -20
Biggest win /tv/  0–5  /po/ August 16, 2013 Biggest defeat /po/  0–5  /a/ August 24, 2013 First match /po/  2–5  /an/ March 17, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2013 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 15th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 9 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 9th, 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Lou Christie - Paper Song Goal horn Gorilla Zoe - Paper Alternate goal horn Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About" (When Moneygami scores) Alternate goal horn Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (to be played when Broken Printer scores, start at 0:47)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.

/po/ figure that victory in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.

History

/po/ History

The Return to the Babbies

Having proven their worth in the Qualifier, /po/ was drawn in with 3 fan-driven teams: /a/, /out/, and /jp/. Considering the tension between /a/ and /jp/, and /out/ expecting to return to the elites after a Summer wake-up call, the PAYPUH was set in place to be the carefree spoiler of the group. That resolve as such would be tested in /po/'s first match of the Babbies since the previous Autumn against /out/.

The incredible highlight reel save by ._._._._._._. that no one expected.

Both teams came firing on all cylinders, despite strange errors and cheeky clearing from both teams. Want Some Chips? would be the first scorer of the match, dumping his entire bag over the Cutting Mat, but after a rare fit of reverse pause abuse, 1,000 Cranes blew past two defenders, shiftng the ball into the goal behind Goretex. A 45+er from Smokey before the half would force /po/ to play on the back foot for the second half of the match. Little did anyone know that there would be more happening than just the subs. Though another shot from Want Some Chips? went in to make the game 3-1, the nonmedal CMF Crease Pattern broke through every /out/ defender and blasted a goal behind Goretex to keep the game close, at 3-2. While the /po/ offense was struggling to tie the game up, all hope seemed lost as Smokey managed to hit blooter into Cutting Mat, who failed to grab the ball and could only watch as the ball rolled slowly towards the goal, but a sudden and incredible header clear by ._._._._._._. would save /po/'s chances at 79'. A late goal by 1,000 Cranes would hopefully have started /po/'s Babby campaign with a draw. Unfortunately an even later 90+3' goal by Want Some Chips? would be the deciding factor in the matchup, and /po/ would take a bitter loss despite an impressive effort.

A goal by 1,000 Cranes was the only goal of the match vs /jp/.

The next match would be against the otakus of /jp/. While this match had no real highlights during the first half, the tension in the air before kickoff was so immense that it couldn't even be cut with an X-Acto knife. /out/ had defeated /a/ in the match before this, and should /jp/ win, the group would be decided before the third pair of matches. Fans of /a/ were backing the /po/ team here, as a win would keep them alive as well. Just before subs would take place, however, a great pass from Crease Pattern into the army of 1,000 Cranes would set up the only goal of the match. After subs took place, /po/ did all that they could to keep /jp/ scoreless, while /jp/ tried to look for the perfect opportunity to equalize. It wouldn't happen for the otaku clan /jp/, and a 1-0 victory for /po/ confirmed 3 things: /out/ would not be safe, /jp/ would be in a state of despair, though not quite as bad as where /a/ stood, and /a/ were relieved to still remain in the running for the cup. Though /jp/ would go on to greater moments after this match, /po/ would be the only team to defeat the new Babby Cup champs.

After /out/ and /jp/ drew their last match, it put /po/ in a tough spot for the final match of Group B against /a/. The pressure was on for the paper brigade, as the only way to advance for /po/ was to win. As the /a/ council were actually trying to win this game and salvage their reputations after being mathematically eliminated, their offense was producing some convincing attacks, and Cowboy Bebop would get one past the Cutting Mat for the first goal of the match. After halftime changes, Inferno Cop made the most of kekoff abuse and the game was set at 2-0. /po/ were in dire straits afterward, needing to prevent another goal from going past them to finish better than their 3 previous Babby cups. They ended up doing one better in dramatic fashion. Paper Plane made an amazing long pass into 1,000 Cranes, who lobbed the ball around the /a/ goalkeeper in 90+3'. Though /po/ were sent to another round of Babby competition, /po/ held onto a third place result in Group B and 19th overall, removing any need to qualify for the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

The 2017 Spring Babby Cup

After viewing the action of the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers from their papercraft balcony and drinking champagne from paper cups, the group draw sent /po/ to Group A, with the most (or possibly the least) interesting teams to face off against. Group A reunited the paper brigade with /t/, their last match occuring in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers in which they both qualified. Their second opponent, /adv/, is a more familiar face, both teams winning a game against each other. Finally, a new opponent returns after a dismal showing in the 2017 4chan Winter Cup in the form of /p/.

The first match of the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup kicked off, as /po/ would begin their year against a team that placed a curse on their "older brother", /pol/. Although the manager of /adv/ was not present, the match wasn't going to be an easy win for /po/, either. The conditions of the /adv/ players weren't in the best shape, and it would seem /po/ would have an edge due to the lack of subs from /adv/. The match began, and just like that, Paper Plane immediately flew into Relationshit, and it would recieve a yellow card in less than 30 seconds of game time. A strange blunder by Pepakura at the 24th minute caused the ball to be popped straight up, Suicide managed to head the ball towards Relationshit as it dropped, and /po/ would concede the first goal. After halftime and subs, seeing the longball tactics weren't working, /po/ switched to short passing, and it began to pay off quickly in the second half. Graphig would land a mid-range shot past the keeper before being subbed off at 77', tying the game. Paper Plane would cement the comeback with a flying shot late in the game, and the game would end in a 2-1 victory.

The One True Rivalry

/i/ - Slow Ass Bowl There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat. Eat shit, /i/. - The current /po/ manager

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Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Cutting Mat 80   CB Sticky When? 36   CB ._._._._._._. 26   CB ------------ 99   DMF >>>/pol/ 23   LMF Template 4   RMF Moneygami 9   CMF 1000 Cranes 8   AMF Paper Plane 10   SS X-Acto 6   CF Broken Printer

No. Position Player 88   GK Pepakura 2   CB No Progress 66   CB Big Head Mode 11   LB Crease Pattern 7   RB Paper Stars 50   DMF Showoff Thread 5   LMF Graphig 25   DMF Thick Card Stock 69   RMF Diagram Request 3   AMF PDO 81   SS Cubecraft 12   SS Tacky Glue

Match History

Cup Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-5 L	X-Acto  22' Big Head Mode  89'
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	X-Acto  75'
October 13, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane  19'
October 13, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane  83'
October 19, 2012	/fa/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Paper Plane  84'
May 3, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 W	Paper Goat  26', 67' Chapsy  79'
May 5, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	Paper Cut  11' Chapsy  70'
May 11, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami  16' Paper Plane  81'
May 18, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Paper Cut  43'
August 16, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	5-0 W	Paper Cut  13', 25', 88' Moneygami  32' Paper Plane  43'
August 18, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 24, 2013	/a/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-5 L
November 15, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Chapsy  10'
November 17, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
November 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W video link	Template  20' Chapsy  57'
April 6, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L video link
April 18, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-0 W video link	Chapsy  55' Moneygami 58' Paper Cut  60', 89'
April 19, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L video link	Paper Goat  67'
April 26, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L video link	Paper Plane  41' Paper Goat  51'
July 19, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D video link	Paper Plane  22'
July 25, 2014	/tg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W video link	Paper Cut  44' Template  90+'
July 27, 2014	/toy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 2, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Moneygami  34'
February 13, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-3 L
February 15, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L
February 21, 2015	/b/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami  19', 40'
April 25, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-4 L	Paper Plane  39', 90+'
April 26, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane  8'
May 2, 2015	/adv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	PDO  88' X-Acto  90+'
April 10, 2015	/cm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane  22'
October 24, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes  19'
November 6, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Moneygami  23' X-Acto  69'
November 8, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-6 L	X-Acto  44'
April 15, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	1000 Cranes  26', 45+3' Paper Plane  39'
April 16, 2016	/vg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-4 L	Graphig  10' 1000 Cranes  35' X-Acto  49'
April 17, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Template  32'
October 8, 2016	/y/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	1000 Cranes  89', 90+2'
October 8, 2016	/t/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	X-Acto  43' 1,000 Cranes  45+2', 83'
October 8, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-2 W	1,000 Cranes  15', 23', 44', 74'
October 28, 2016	/out/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-4 L	1,000 Cranes  45+0', 84' Crease Pattern  76'
October 30, 2016	/jp/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	1,000 Cranes  54'
November 5, 2016	/a/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes  90+3'
May 12, 2017	/adv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	77' Graphig  83' Paper Plane
May 14, 2017	/t/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	TBD
May 20, 2017	/p/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	TBD

Friendly Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 14, 2012	/diy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-0 L
May 16, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane  69'
June 9, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane  67'
September 2, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto  88'
September 15, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	X-Acto  14'
September 22, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Paper Plane  7', 55' Big Head Mode  79'
December 8, 2012	/ic/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 7, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto  78'
April 7, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Paper Plane  38' X-Acto  40' Tacky Glue  50' Chapsy  52'
June 7, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	5-2 L	Paper Plane  22' Broken Printer  29'
June 8, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/int/	2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16	3-0 W	Paper Plane  2', 17', 90+3'
December 25, 2012	/h/	2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals	2-2 W (3-2)	Paper Cut  63', 84'
December 25, 2012	/y/	2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane  5'
December 25, 2012	/tv/	2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match	1-1 L (3-5)	Paper Plane  25'
January 17, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 17, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Template  64' WE NEED A STICKY  67'
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane  34'
August 22, 2015	/m/	Lark's Madness	4-1 L	1000 Cranes  25'

Honors

• 2012 Christmas Cup: 4th place

Downloads

Squad and formation

https://mega.nz/#!hoZCSQwS!rSX14wp--8hEpRcTBYKIwlOQ5ICMaN-cqmB0i33RVio (export for Spring)

Aesthetics

https://mega.nz/#!2FtgTY5Q!qbxYbohIPwVm6D6Tp5GRjp_-oNyHAtaS33vi_1fwL3c (updated for Spring)