/wg/ Roster

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Starting Eleven

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Save One Leave One		Pick your favorite, leave your favorite.
2	LB	Rainmeter		A very popular desktop customization tool.
3	CB	Hey /wg/ it's my birthday		Hey /wg/ I turned 16 today! Post the 16th pic in your wallpaper folder!
4	CB	Kilometer One		Nature and shit.
5	RB	Orgy Dog		Hmm... What is that dog hiding? What has he seen?
6	DMF	Dank Papes		Only the DANKEST of papes were allowed in this sticky and its sequel.
7	CMF	Boss Nigger		He's so bad, they call him boss. He's the boss. BOSS NIGGER.
8	CMF	Comfy		/wg/ is one of the comfiest and friendliest boards, and with that it provides papes of top comf quality too.
9	AMF	Helios		File:HELIOS.mp3
10	CMF	Descartes		Philosopher, mathematician and writer. He also gives great advice (and something else).
11	CF	Cunt Destroyer		A corgi you don't want to mess with.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
12	GK	Bliss		Probably the most well known wallpaper of all time. Unless you are some underage faggot.
13	GK	Dolla Dolla Bill Yall		One of the many gangsta animals out there.
14	LB	>>>/w/		Get the fuck out of here weebs, also is Pokemon supposed to be posted here or on /w/?
15	CB	Zdzislaw Beksinski		Dark Russian ska band, I guess?
16	CB	Original Content		An important part of the board... or any board, for that matter.
17	CB	Dark Side of The Moon		Like it or not, you have to admit, it's a pretty bitchin' cover.
18	RB	Flags of the World		Patriotism is great! As long as it's for /my country/.
19	DMF	Headphone Girl		UPTOWN GIRL
20	CMF	Spacecat		A cat in space. Why is he there? No one knows.
21	CMF	Communism		It really is a party.
22	SS	Ronald Raygun		Hands down best president.
23	SS	Goldblum		If you don't LOVE Jeff Goldblum, then there's something seriously wrong with you. The King of /wg/.

Former Players

Name	Picture	Description	Last Cup
MORE LIKE THIS		One way to start a thread. It's also a way to get banned if you don't post some of your own. His time at /wg/ came to a sad end as he was sacked for being a shit keeper in the first ever official Wallpaper Derby	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Minimalistic		Sometimes, less is more.	2015 4chan Winter Cup
Polyscapes		Cute low poly landscapes made on 3D software make great wallpapers.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
Desktop Thread		Post yours, get judged, give criticism. It's as simple as that.	2015 4chan Winter Cup
AstroSwag		You'll never be as cool as an astronaut chilling ON THE MOON. Served under the name of 'DANKPAPES' for the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, in light for the famous /wg/ thread that was stickied at the time of the cup.	2015 4chan Winter Cup
Once there was a tree		A popular theme for wallpapers. Get four pictures of the same tree in the four different seasons, and make them into a nice wall.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
GRAHHHNBBBLLLAHAHAHAAHH		That's the sound of vomiting rainbows.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
Fuckscapes		Pictures of beautiful landscapes, with a subtle message, just for you. Wasn't actually sacked in the end, only merged into the /wg/ captain Cunt Destroyer as the sole Fuckscapes rep for the team.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
Colorsplash		Take an image, remove all colors except one.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
Keep Calm		A motivational poster from 1939, never actually published. It was later rediscovered and gained popularity.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
Nature and Shit	File:A.png	Nature is fascinating, so post the many wonders of the World.	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Post Apocalyptic	File:A.png	I'M NUCLEEEEEAAAAAAAAR	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Nudes		Who doesn't like artistic nudes of pretty women? Although, does anyone actually use these walls? What if people come over? EDIT: 3DPD	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
A E S T H E T I C		リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Player Statistics

These are cup games only. No friendlies, because fuck digging through all that and most of it is gone anyway.
Last updated: November 8, 2015, after the game against /po/ 

Name	Goals scored	Assists
Cunt Destroyer	51	13
Spacecat	16	20
Headphone Girl	7	9
Descartes	8	5
Dank Papes	3	0
Goldblum	2	2
Boss Nigger	2	0
Original Content	1	1
Minimalistic	1	1
Rainmeter	1	0
Noir	1	0
MORE LIKE THIS	0	4
Widescreen	0	1
Nudes	0	1
Ronald Raygun	0	1