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Syria General - /sg/ is the /pol/ General that follows the Syrian war against terrorism, as well as all the conflicts taking place all around the world. Syria General sees the bigger picture behind all this: the global geopolitical struggle of the the USA and the Russia-led anti-western axis, be it in Iraq, Yemen, Ukraine, Lybia or Afghanistan. Also, we talk about Arab grammar, Levantine cuties and Mediterranean breakfasts.

With the based Syrian Arab Army retaking their country village by village, /sg/ is hoping to make some GAINZ in the world of divegrass too.

/sg/
ALLAH SOURIA BASHAR O BAS
/sg/ - Syria general
Founded 28 september 1961 Manager Qasem "the shadow commader" Soleimani Owner Assad bakeries & co. IRL manager MS Team colors Chat color CE1126 Panarab red Top scorer () Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Website /sg/ - Syria general Nickname Arab Secularists
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD 8 July, 2017
Team music
Anthem Good Morning Syria Victory Anthem Ali Madad, Ali Bakarat Assad Wins Again MOTM victory anthem Syrian national anthem Russian Liberator MOTM victory anthem Katyusha - Red army choir Goal horn Syrian circulation GH when facing /ptg/ We will strike a blow at Tel Aviv Assad Wins Again horn Ya Bashar Russian Liberator horn Russian national anthem Idlib Express horn Station to station
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Team

No. Position Player   GK The Druze Beast   CB ISIS Airforce   CB Mosul Meatgrinder   CB Do it for Dima   DMF SAAnime   CMF Assad Wins Again   LMF Hospital-seeking Barrelbomb   RMF Doctor Manpads   AMF Russian Liberator   SS MAD GAINZ   CF The Fabulous Tiger

No. Position Player   GK SOON   CB Muh 4-D Chess   CB Last Bakery   CB >Ukrainian """""Military"""""   CB Julian Al-Jihadi   CB Erdogan's Hopes and Dreams   DMF Hezbollah Pepe   DMF Miss me yet?   LMF Kurdish Armored Infantry   LMF Tochka Houthis   RMF Idlib Express   RMF Eagles of Whirlwind

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	The Druze Beast		Issam Zahreddine, the legendary defender of Deir-ez-Eor and all-round alpha-male Druze beast. Eats ISIS jihadis for breakfast and feasts on ruined Coalition dreams of partition as they fail daily to wrest DeZ from the iron grip of Issam and his Republican Guards
GK	SOON		required

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	ISIS Air Force		So advanced it strikes from the ground (VBIED) only sometimes taking flight, usually from it's safest airfields near Tel Aviv.
CB	Mosul meatgrinder		The tough and steely determination of the Iraqi PMUs. They ground ISIS down across Iraq and they'll grind your offensives too.
CB	Do it for Dima		The waifu of /sg/. All who's hearts are not gained by Suheil are surely swept away by Dima. Surely there is no better waifu to fight for?
CB	Muh 4-D Chess		They always insist on it whenever they show up in /sg/, somehow the latest 59 Tomahawk missiles are all part of 'muh 4-D chess' by Trump to somehow stick to his anti-intervention promises of the election campaign. Sadly, while /ptg/ remain the general of blind optimism, /sg/ is the general of realism where many have since lost the hope and optimism of November 9th 2016 marking a new era in geopolitics
CB	Last Bakery		No bakery can survive Assad's reign of barrel-bombing terror. But it appears one slipped through the net
CB	Ukrainian """Military"""		needs entry
CB	Jihadi Al-Juliani		needs entry
CB	Erdogan's Hopes and Dreams		The Roach Emperor is ready, after his false-flagged coup, to be officially declared Sultan. Hell-bent on recreating the Ottoman Empire, his diplomatic schizophrenia and personal moderate jihadists© are however making this task a lot harder. The question remains: what the hell does "cCc amk cCc" mean?

Strikers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
SS	MAD GAINZ		The very fuel that keeps /sg/ going from day-to-day. There's nothing like an /sg/ bread when gainz are happening. Maybe it's a familiarity with map-painting games or just that we all have dangerously addictive personalities - gainz the crack coacaine of /sg/ that keeps everyone hooked and coming back for more. Expect huge gainz on the pitch from now on as /sg/ joins the fray. Your goal is not safe from our gainz
CF	The Fabulous Tiger		Suheil al-Hassan, the fabulous, poetic and immaculately well-groomed commander of /sg/'s favourite living meme; the Tiger Forces. The Tiger has proven himself over several years as one of Syria's finest generals, the bane of ISIS and crusher of rebel dreams. There is no greater meme unit than the Tigers when it comes to destroying jihadis of the name of Assad nor any more reliable provider our gainz fix. He has stolen not only victory from the jaws of defeat on many a front, but the hearts of many a handsome young Levantine twink

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
8 July 2017	/TBD/	/pol/eague Group stage	TBD
9 July 2017	/TBD/	/pol/eague Group stage	TBD
9 July 2017	/TBD/	/pol/eague Group stage	TBD

Rivalries

/ptg/ - The 59 Missiles Derby /sg/ used to be cautiously optimistic towards Trump, hoping he'll de-escalate the situation in the Middle East. Then Trump broke all his promises and launched 59 missiles at the Shayrat airbase, and since /ptg/ are gullible fools that kept justifying the unjustifiable, /sg/ developped a hatred that quickly evolved into the pity one feels for a mentally impaired relative. Should /sg/ meet /ptg/ on the field, they'll prove the superiority of the helicopter-dropped barrel bomb over the uselessly expensive jewllistic missile.

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