/po/

/po/
Live Long and PAYPUH.
/po/ - Papercraft and Origami
Founded March 2012 IRL manager Managers Soryuu !!o16SVJJscF1 SirBaconson !!UMasemWL9wQ Team colors Chat color E4EDED Paper White Ranking 37 () Highest rank 21 (September, 2013) Lowest rank 56 (May, 2016) Top scorer 1,000 Cranes (15) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Broken Printer Website /po/ - Papercraft and Origami Nickname the /po/opers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 13 11 22 46 28.26%
GF GA GD 74 94 -20
Biggest win /tv/  0–5  /po/ August 16, 2013 Biggest defeat /po/  0–5  /a/ August 24, 2013 First match /po/  2–5  /an/ March 17, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2013 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 15th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 9 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 9th, 2013 Spring and 2017 Spring
Team music
Anthem Lou Christie - Paper Song Goal horn Gorilla Zoe - Paper Moneygami's Goal Horn Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About" Broken Printer's Goal Horn Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (start goalhorn at 0:47)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.

/po/ figure that victory in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2017 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.

History

/po/ History

Summer 2017 - A Few Folds Short

The dawn of a new Elite Cup would usher in a more confident /po/ team, brought in from their Top 16 finish in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup. Since their last outing in the Elites in Winter 2015, this Cup would be a deciding factor in whether /po/ could cut it at the Elite level. The group draw sent /po/ into Group D, against three opponents that would be a proper challenge to the papermen. First of which was, quite possibly, the second strongest team from the previous Babby Cup, /trv/, a team that's improved since the last time they lost to /po/. Their second opponent were the 2016 Autumn Babby champs, /jp/. A more recent match proved /po/ can stand on even ground with them, but /jp/ had since claimed a Top 8 finish in the face of more serious competition during the Winter Cup. The third and last opponent would be /vr/, a new opponent that had barely squeaked their way into this cup, and also, /po/'s first opponent in this Cup.

Moneygami's deep penalty box goal vs /vr/.

With high hopes for their Elite campaign to begin, not a single soul within the entire 4chan Cup, let alone the /po/ management and its players and dedicated fanbase, would expect the first goal of the match by /vr/'s Doomguy to be the new fastest goal in 4CC history, friendlies or otherwise. However, /po/ wouldn't let a 65 second goal concern them, and in minute 5 of the match, 1,000 Cranes, off the lob pass of Moneygami, swooped forward and scored back to even it up, 1-1. That tied score would prove to be short-lived, as Doomguy would come back in yet another example of severe kekoff abuse, ripping and tearing through the paper brigade once more, the game set at 2-1 in the 8th minute of play. After those 3 goals were scored, it was up to /po/ to fight back and slow the tempo down, as they're fully capable of doing. After some rough back-and forth, /vr/'s Bubsy would get another goal past Cutting Mat, and /po/ were put into dire straits, 3-1, and halftime would be called with that same score. In the second half, it would be up to /po/ to throw some newspapers through /vr/'s window like Paperboy used to do. Broken Printer would steal the ball away, and drice a long pass to the Cranes, who aired the ball up to Moneygami. The most expensive player in the /po/ roster lined the shot and drove it into the goal from the other end of the penalty box, and the game would get a little more interesting on a 3-2 score at the 56th minute of game time. Both teams issued their subs a little while later, however, the /po/ management went into a full overhaul of the team's formation, quite possibly the longest amount of time taken on a timeout. Whether it would work or not, a 6 man attack squad with 2 defenders would be a very risky move by the /po/ management during this game. However, that extended timeout proved very effective for /po/. In minute 87, 1,000 Cranes found a way and swooped in in dramatic fashion for /po/'s third and final goal of the game, and after a chance for /vr/ to get cheeky getting snuffed out by the /po/ defense, ending the game on a 3-3 draw. Truly a historic match in the annals of /po/'s history despite the draw.

Their next opponent, /trv/, momentarily on the top of the group despite not scoring a single goal, were prepared to play yet another defensive game vs /po/ and squeeze in just one goal to advance themselves to the Round of 16. /po/ on the other hand, wanted the win to move themselves up to the top next to /trv/. Unfortunately, despite the best efforts of Moneygami, /trv/'s keeper was able to scoop up and stop every attempt. Conversely, Cutting Mat didn't even need to make an effort on the only shot /trv/ attempted, and the game ended on a nil-nil slurpfest. Getting two draws in two matches left /po/ in third place in the group, and it set up /po/ in a similar position to where they were last Autumn: Beat /jp/.

The stage was set for the deciding match of Group D. /vr/ had already claimed their spot in the Round of 16, and it would be up to /po/ to win and join them. This final opponent in the group stage, /jp/, fresh off of a victory over /vr/, held a one-point lead over /po/, forcing the papercrafters to either win and move on, or get sent back to the babbies. Near the beginning of the match, Thick Card Stock would redirect a pass from Paper Plane into the direction of 1,000 Cranes, who would then dive in and shoot the ball past /jp/'s keeper Slut Sanae for a quick 1-0 lead. Not long after, a series of quick, short passes led /jp/'s Autism to score for /jp/, 1-1. A through ball to /jp/'s sage led to an interesting clearance by a hard charging Pepakura, who cleared the ball, only for a laser beam shot by /jp/'s Flanfly to come flying back the other way towards the goal. Luckily, the shot went wide. A backpass to Valley Fold was mishandled, and Get Out of /jp/ made the most of the defense's mistake, running it all the way back and scoring past Pepakura to make the score at halftime 2-1. Another score wouldn't happen until subs were completed, but the /jp/ goals kept coming, first from Autism at 71', and then sage followed up with reverse kickoff abuse at 73'. /po/ were immediately forced into the corner, but a goal from Moneygami at the 78th minute proved to be just a consolation goal in the end, the game ending with a 4-2 loss for /po/. Though /po/ were unable to come up with a win in the Elite level, two points would be enough to prevent them from being any worse than 27th place in the cup, as the team looks to fold more origami cranes and paper aircraft in preparation for their upcoming 10th Babby Cup in Autumn.

The One True Rivalry

/i/ - Slow Ass Bowl There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat. Eat shit, /i/. - The current /po/ manager

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Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Cutting Mat 80   CB Sticky When? 36   CB Mountain Fold 26   CB Valley Fold 99   DMF >>>/pol/ 23   LMF Template 10   RMF X-Acto 7   AMF Broken Printer 8   CMF Paper Plane 4   CF Moneygami 9   SS 1000 Cranes

No. Position Player 88   GK Pepakura 2   CB No Progress 66   CB Big Head Mode 11   LB Crease Pattern 6   RB Origami Dice 43   DMF Kusudama 25   DMF Thick Card Stock 5   LMF Graphig 69   RMF Diagram Request 3   AMF PDO 81   LWF Cubecraft 12   RWF Tacky Glue

Match History

Cup Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-5 L	X-Acto  22' Big Head Mode  89'
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	X-Acto  75'
October 13, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane  19'
October 13, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane  83'
October 19, 2012	/fa/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Paper Plane  84'
May 3, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 W	Paper Goat  26', 67' Chapsy  79'
May 5, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	Paper Cut  11' Chapsy  70'
May 11, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami  16' Paper Plane  81'
May 18, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Paper Cut  43'
August 16, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	5-0 W	Paper Cut  13', 25', 88' Moneygami  32' Paper Plane  43'
August 18, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 24, 2013	/a/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-5 L
November 15, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Chapsy  10'
November 17, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
November 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W video link	Template  20' Chapsy  57'
April 6, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L video link
April 18, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-0 W video link	Chapsy  55' Moneygami 58' Paper Cut  60', 89'
April 19, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L video link	Paper Goat  67'
April 26, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L video link	Paper Plane  41' Paper Goat  51'
July 19, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D video link	Paper Plane  22'
July 25, 2014	/tg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W video link	Paper Cut  44' Template  90+'
July 27, 2014	/toy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 2, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Moneygami  34'
February 13, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-3 L
February 15, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L
February 21, 2015	/b/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami  19', 40'
April 25, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-4 L	Paper Plane  39', 90+'
April 26, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane  8'
May 2, 2015	/adv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	PDO  88' X-Acto  90+'
April 10, 2015	/cm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane  22'
October 24, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes  19'
November 6, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Moneygami  23' X-Acto  69'
November 8, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-6 L	X-Acto  44'
April 15, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	1000 Cranes  26', 45+3' Paper Plane  39'
April 16, 2016	/vg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-4 L	Graphig  10' 1000 Cranes  35' X-Acto  49'
April 17, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Template  32'
October 8, 2016	/y/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	1000 Cranes  89', 90+2'
October 8, 2016	/t/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	X-Acto  43' 1,000 Cranes  45+2', 83'
October 8, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-2 W	1,000 Cranes  15', 23', 44', 74'
October 28, 2016	/out/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-4 L	1,000 Cranes  45+0', 84' Crease Pattern  76'
October 30, 2016	/jp/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	1,000 Cranes  54'
November 5, 2016	/a/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes  90+3'
May 12, 2017	/adv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	77' Graphig  83' Paper Plane
May 14, 2017	/t/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	11' Paper Plane  83' Diagram Request
May 20, 2017	/p/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-2 L
May 27, 2017	/g/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	9' Paper Plane  34' X-Acto
July 28th, 2017	/vr/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	5', 87' 1,000 Cranes  56' Moneygami
July 30th, 2017	/trv/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 5th, 2017	/jp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup

Friendly Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 14, 2012	/diy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-0 L
May 16, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane  69'
June 9, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane  67'
September 2, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto  88'
September 15, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	X-Acto  14'
September 22, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Paper Plane  7', 55' Big Head Mode  79'
December 8, 2012	/ic/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 7, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto  78'
April 7, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Paper Plane  38' X-Acto  40' Tacky Glue  50' Chapsy  52'
June 7, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	5-2 L	Paper Plane  22' Broken Printer  29'
June 8, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/int/	2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16	3-0 W	Paper Plane  2', 17', 90+3'
December 25, 2012	/h/	2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals	2-2 W (3-2)	Paper Cut  63', 84'
December 25, 2012	/y/	2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane  5'
December 25, 2012	/tv/	2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match	1-1 L (3-5)	Paper Plane  25'
January 17, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 17, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Template  64' WE NEED A STICKY  67'
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane  34'
August 22, 2015	/m/	Lark's Madness	4-1 L	1000 Cranes  25'

Honors

• 2012 Christmas Cup: 4th place

Downloads

Squad and formation

https://mega.nz/#!RlRHgaxR!YwNtcMz6JwNX01yY0yO2SWP-jvGlz3KStksfyKDhXdo (export for Summer)

Aesthetics

https://mega.nz/#!UxYABaLT!KZmo9ZX-yqu_yKXQmdjBe4269f6DKSRfOIoWNorSyTQ (updated for Summer)

Music

https://mega.nz/#!tcBjyabC!IjsTW8lZpnZA96MMY3dcUoh7PdbBnJUL1SD0ae6fAe0