User:HarryEnfield

LODS OF EMONE

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After 10 soul-crushing years
/oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers
Founded 1973 Manager Peter Chiarelli Owner Daryl Katz IRL manager HarryEnfield Team colors Chat color B77B32 Oilel Copper Top scorer Wayne Gretzky (583) Top assister Wayne Gretzky (1086) Captain McJesus Website /oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers Nickname The Oilers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Team music
Anthem Heaven In Alberta Victory Anthem Worlds Apart Playoff Anthem (Copper and Blue) Blood Of Heroes Goal horn THE DREAM Alt. Goal Horn THE FINAL SOLUTION scores
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 33   GK Clam TalBOT 0   CB >No Defence 44   CB Chris Pronger's Contract 7   CB GOAT Coffey 55   DMF Le Test Tube 06   CMF THE DREAM OF '06 94   CMF Ryan Smyth's Mullet 19   LWF Sucks At Hockey 98   RWF Poolparty 29   SS THE FINAL SOLUTION 97   CF McJesus

No. Position Player 10   GK Ten Years Of Bad Management 80   CB Remember the 80's? 77   CB Swedish Defense 25   CB Male Nurse 6   CB Oilers Won The Trade 16   CMF Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll 27   LWF L O O C H 18   RWF The Shittier Strome 93   CF The Nuge 11   CF Moossier 64   CMF Prospect Graveyard 36   CMF Yung Drake