/ck/

/ck/
We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
/ck/ - Food and Cooking
Founded August, 2011 IRL manager Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY AntacidCanada !!bxgf5+DXvbZ Team colors Chat color FFCC00 Yellow Ranking 52 ( 3) Highest rank 2 (January, 2012) Lowest rank 52 (October, 2017) Top scorer Nachos (62 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Fast Food Autism Website /ck/ - Food and Cooking Nickname ro/ck/stars
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 38 9 39 86 44.19%
GF GA GD 161 173 -12
Biggest win /ck/  6–1  /a/ October 25, 2014 Biggest defeat /hm/  7–2  /ck/ February 17, 2013 First match /ck/  1–0  /soc/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 9 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 2nd, 2011 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 7th, 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Iron Chef Theme Goal horn Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team is built on their ability to pasta ball and serve up tasteful shots into the back of the net. Using their classic Fire, Knives, and Dead Things strategy, /ck/'s frontline has become legendary for their ability to work together in an aromatic medley of offensive pressure, and a defense able to put a lid on several of the toughest teams in the 4chan Cup. So grab a seat, either in the booth or at the bar, and put your napkins on your lap, because if /ck/ is playing, you're in for a culinary experience!

Roster

Main article: /ck/ Roster.

[positions to be updated]

No. Position Player 1   GK Cast-Iron Skillet 2   CB Vegan Hate 3   CB Shitty Roommate 4   CB Vertical Recipe 5   DMF >Beans In Chili 6   RMF Cock Sauce 7   LMF Al/ck/oholic 8   CMF 'Go 'Za 10   AMF /ck/ challenge 9   CF Perfect Coffee 11   CF Fast Food Autism

No. Position Player 12   GK >Tipping 13   CB Constipated Colon 14   CB Sweet Sundae Ramen 15   CB Hop Bomb 16   DMF P H S 17   DMF Gordon Ramsay 18   RMF Fridge ketchup 19   LMF Cringy Foodtubers 20   LB Meme Diet 21   RB Will I die??? 22   AMF >British '''''Food''''' 23   SS Fatty McAutism

Exports

PES 2017

gssbb winter17 friendlies aesthetics not changed from autumn

Lattte Macchiato with Mothers Milk

actual real aesthetics we goodlooking now

Autumn 2016

Pumpkin Spiced Latte 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ce7jya5uudareow/TEXPORT00000011
Aesthetics: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fcjktbtq5sd7f23/The_Garnish.zip

• For the Summer Cup 2015 (Last PES15): http://www.mediafire.com/download/afsk2ugm7me025d/Hot_Cheetos_and_takis.zip
• 2015 Winter Cup: (Last PES14) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/c94s2muo7ohhhoa/Valentine_Chocolates.zip
• FOR THE 2013 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip

Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem

Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]

Kits

Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively

Away kits.

Results

2011

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/soc/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/tv/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	5-2 W	???
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 (7-6) W	???
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 L

2012

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 5, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 W	Nachos 15', 61', 90+1' Forcaccia 57'
January 6, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Nachos 71'
January 7, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
January 8, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 (4-2) W	Forcaccia 16' Tikka Masala 39'
January 8, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 W	Forcaccia 30', 75' Sukiyaki 79'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
February 25, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	???
March 3, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	???
April 14, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 21, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 6'
June 9, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Nachos 18' Masaokis 63' Pink Himalayan Salt 82'
July 13, 2012	/jp/	Group Stage SC2012	3-3 D	Masaokis 26' Pink Himalayan Salt 42', 48'
July 14, 2012	/co/	Group Stage SC2012	3-2 W	Nachos 6', 61', 88'
July 15, 2012	/tv/	Group Stage SC2012	4-1 L	Nachos 67'
August 19, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Nachos 23', 39', 87'
September 15, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Nachos 8', 65' Pink Himalayan Salt 82', 90+2'
September 22, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 23'
December 22, 2012	/b/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Fridge Ketchup 12' Pink Himalayan Salt 55' Nachos 85'

2013

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 9, 2013	/v/	Group Stage WC2013	3-0 L
February 15, 2013	/d/	Group Stage WC2013	4-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
February 17, 2013	/hm/	Group Stage WC2013	7-2 L	Nachos 18' Pink Himalayan Salt 68'
April 6, 2013	/vg/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 25', 38', 69' Nachos 60'
April 13, 2013	/v/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 12', 19' Nachos 57'
May 3, 2013	/f/	Group Stage SBC2013	3-2 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 11' Nachos 23', 74'
May 5, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 L
May 11, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-1 D	Nachos 85'
May 18, 2013	/cgl/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 58', 89'
May 19, 2013	/x/	Quarter Finals SBC2013	3-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 60'
July 13, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
July 20, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Nachos 68'
August 17, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 60', 90+1'
August 23, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SC2013	5-1 W	Nachos 15', 90' Perfect Coffee 19', 34' Pink Himalayan Salt 54'
August 25, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SC2013	3-0 L
August 31, 2013	/trv/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-0 L
September 22, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 25', 89'
October 5, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 19'

2014

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 11, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Pink Himalayan Salt 43', 80' Perfect Coffee 45'
January 12, 2014	/fit/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 45+' Perfect Coffee 89'
February 15, 2014	/wg/	Group Stage WC2014	3-4 L	Nachos  28' /ck/ Challenge  58' Perfect Coffee  80'
February 21, 2014	/vr/	Group Stage WC2014	3-1 W	Nachos  45+' Pink Himalayan Salt  59' Perfect Coffee  78'
February 23, 2014	/trv/	Group Stage WC2014	2-2 D	Perfect Coffee  50' Pink Himalayan Salt  64'
April 5, 2014	/d/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Nachos  51'
April 11, 2014	/tg/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Perfect Coffee  32' Nachos  50'
April 13, 2014	/int/	Group Stage SBC2014	4-1 W	Nachos  5', 20', 45+' Perfect Coffee  16'
April 20, 2014	/fit/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Nachos  15', 50'
April 26, 2014	/vg/	Round of 16 SBC2014	0-3 L
June 1, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Nachos  4' Perfect Coffee  26'
June 7, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  14' Nachos  68'
July 18, 2014	/v/	Group Stage SC2014	0-2 L
July 20, 2014	/vg/	Group Stage SC2014	1-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  44'
July 26, 2014	/h/	Group Stage SC2014	0-1 L
October 18, 2014	/n/	Group Stage ABC2014	1-1 D	Nachos  13'
October 19, 2014	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC2014	2-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  59' Nachos  84'
October 25, 2014	/a/	Group Stage ABC2014	6-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  6', 65' Nachos  29', 79' Pink Himalayan Salt  23', 40'
November 2, 2014	/out/	Group Stage ABC2014	4-1 L	Irish Stew Autist  73'
November 8, 2014	/vp/	Round of 16 ABC2014	2-1 L	Perfect Coffee  14'

2015

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 13, 2015	/po/	Group Stage WC2015	3-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  20' /ck/ Challenge  69' Alton Brown  72'
February 15, 2015	/b/	Group Stage WC2015	2-1 W	Nachos 70' (pen), 90+'
February 21, 2015	/hr/	Group Stage WC2015	2-4 L	Nachos  8' Bully My Dick  67'
February 28, 2015	/wsg/	Round of 16 WC2015	3-2 (AET) W	Pink Himalayan Salt  25' Nachos  72' Sriracha  105+'
March 1, 2015	/s/	Quarter Finals WC2015	2-1 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  54' Alton Brown  69'
March 1, 2014	/h/	Semi Finals WC2015	0-1 L
March 1, 2015	/lit/	Third Place Match WC2015	4-1 W	Gordon Ramsay  12' Nachos  18' Perfect Coffee 66', 90+'
August 1, 2015	/m/	Group Stage SC2015	3-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  30' Pink Himalayan Salt 37' Nachos 59'
August 7, 2015	/hr/	Group Stage SC2015	3-2 W	Perfect Coffee  14' Nachos 72', 82'
August 9, 2015	/cm/	Group Stage SC2015	0-3 L
August 15, 2015	/b/	Round of 16 SC2015	4-3 L	Nachos  3', 69' Pink Himalayan Salt  35'

2016

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 20, 2016	/a/	Group Stage WC2016	3-2 W	Perfect Coffee  19', 52' Pink Himalayan Salt  64'
February 26, 2016	/b/	Group Stage WC2016	3-2 W	Nachos  31' Pink Himalayan Salt 35', 56'
February 28, 2016	/out/	Group Stage WC2016	2-1 L	Nachos  59'
March 5, 2016	/an/	Round of 16 WC2016	4-3 L	Cock Sauce  29' Nachos  75', 89'
August 5, 2016	/a/	Group Stage SC2016	2-4 L	Pink Himalayan Salt  40' Nachos  90+4'
August 7, 2016	/fit/	Group Stage SC2016	2-3 L	Pink Himalayan Salt  11' Nachos  74'
August 12, 2016	/v/	Group Stage SC2016	1-2 L	Nachos  5'
October 29, 2016	/toy/	Group Stage ABC2016	2-3 L	/ck/ Challenge  15' 'Go 'Za  77'
November 4, 2016	/vr/	Group Stage ABC2016	0-1 L
November 6, 2016	/i/	Group Stage ABC2016	5-0 W	Fast Food Autism  25', 53', 90+5' Gordon Ramsay  28' PHS  90+2'

2017

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
May 12, 2017	/u/	Group Stage SBC2017	2-1 L	Fast Food Autism  74'
May 14, 2017	/co/	Group Stage SBC2017	1-2 L	British "Food"  86'
May 20, 2017	/r9k/	Group Stage SBC2017	3-1 L	'Go 'Za  59'
October 13, 2017	/fa/	Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers	3-2 W	Perfect Coffee  21', 53', 81'
October 14, 2017	/a/	Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers	0-4 L
October 15, 2017	/wsg/	Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers	2-3 L	/ck/ Challenge  19' Perfect Coffee  64'
October 27, 2017	/fit/	Group Stage ABC2017	1-6 L	Fast Food Autism  37'
October 29, 2017	/p/	Group Stage ABC2017	1-2 L	Perfect Coffee  51'
November 4, 2017	/o/	Group Stage ABC2017	0-5 L

Team History

For earlier history: /ck/ History

2016 4chan Winter Cup

Due to getting past the group stage in the previous Summer Cup, /ck/ qualified for this year's Winter Cup, and was placed in a rather spicy group. Their first opponent in the group was /a/ in a match that proved to be much more difficult than last time. In this tense match, /ck/ got the 3-2 win in the end, an important result because they had to face /b/ next. This time, /ck/ was desperately looking to get revenge for being eliminated by the /b/tards in the previous season and were very aggressive for the first 60 minutes of the match. Afterwards, the team was tired and /b/ was getting more chances in the latter part of the match, but fortunately they were shooting blanks and narrowly lost 3-2 to /ck/. /a/'s loss to /out/ following this match meant that both /ck/ and /out/ were qualified to the round of 16 and the 2016 4chan Summer Cup.

Just like in the previous Summer Cup, /ck/ didn't win again after it was confirmed that they got past the group stage. /out/ dominated them in a 2-1 loss for /ck/, surprisingly leaving /out/ with 1st place in the group. At the round of 16, /ck/ was eliminated by /an/ with the familiar scoreline of 4-3, the same one from when /b/ eliminated them in the 2015 4chan Summer Cup. Though this was the beginning of the PES 2016 era of the 4chan cup, it didn't seem like much changed for /ck/. Until...

2016 4chan Summer Cup

Short version: This cup was a fucking disaster for /ck/.
From the very beginning, luck was not on /ck/'s side as they got drawn into a group of death with /a/, /v/, and /fit/, the defending champions. The only opponent that seemed easy was /a/, and they ended up beating /ck/ this time. Following this embarrassing start, the next opponent was /fit/, who had also lost in the first day of the cup. There was some hope for a while after /ck/ took a 2-1 lead, but a late comeback from the /fit/izens left /ck/ with a 2-3 loss and no points after two matches. Only a 9-3-3-3 miracle would save /ck/ after these results, but /v/ showed no mercy in a 2-1 win for them that left /ck/ in the 0 point mustard race. On top of that, Nachos would be leaving the team after this cup.

2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Bochumbrew joined /ck/ management just before this cup began. With the group format changing once more, there was less room for error now. Groups were only made up of 4 teams this time, and /ck/ was drawn into Group E with /toy/, /vr/ and /i/.

The losing streak didn't look like it would end any time soon. An own goal from Will I Die? gave /toy/ a 3-2 win in /ck/'s first match of the cup. In the next match, /vr/ proved that possession is a negative stat: /ck/ had more possession, but didn't get many shots as they lost 1-0 to the retro vidya team. This, along with an unfortunate combination of results confirmed that /ck/ would be stuck in the babbies for another season. The only positive for /ck/ in this cup was that the losing streak got broken against /i/.

2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup

/ck/ were drawn into Group D with /r9k/, /u/ and /co/ in what looked to be the most anticipated group of the cup. The team hoped to continue the momentum of last cup's rout over /i/, but forgot that /i/ were now Fetus-bound. /u/ were first to put the knife to /ck/. Though Fast Food Autism gave /ck/ a lifeline with a 74th minute equalizer, Homucifer's quick response sent /ck/ crashing back to Earth. An early goal by Doom in the /cock/ derby looked to seal /ck/'s fate within the first weekend, until the completely unknown >British """food""" scored from nowhere with just four minutes remaining. Unfortunately, /co/ had been blessed with RNGesus's Fetus boost and Hope Corgi decided that all would be well for them. His injury time matchwinner not only confirmed /ck/'s relegation, but finally promoted /co/.

/ck/ had only one goal in mind going into their final match with /r9k/: Avoid the Fetus. /r9k/ scored early and all looked bleak for /ck/. Things just got worse when one of the /r9k/ players dropped a pocketful of spaghetti in the penalty box just prior to another attack. Both Cast Iron Skillet and Shitty Roommate were caught in two minds: Get the spaghetti and clear the ball. Both ended up deciding to clear the ball, and as such, Shitty Roommate kicked the ball into Cast Iron Skillet's face, they both slipped on the spaghetti, and /r9k/ tapped the loose ball into the empty net.

Well, at least things couldn't get worse, right?

'Go 'Za managed to put the ball into the net early in the second half to give /ck/ a glimmer of hope. With time running out, /r9k/ went on another attack. Vertical Recipe managed to intercept a pass to Elliot Rodger and decided to play it safe by passing it back to Cast Iron Skillet. Sadly, he hadn't cleaned the spaghetti sauce off of his boots at halftime, so as he tried to control the ball, he slipped on the smear and could only watch as the ball rolled into the empty net. The goal cemented /ck/'s place in the upcoming Fetus cup, and also cemented their second "Biggest spaghetti moment" award.

Rivalries

The Nutrition Derby This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1. However /fit/ got their revenge in the 2016 Summer Cup with a 3-2 victory, which included two goals from /fit/ after 85'. They faced once again in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, let's just say the kitchen caught on fire that day...

4-1-3

Goal Scorers

Player	Goals
Nachos	62*
Pink Himalayan Salt	34
Perfect Coffee	21
/ck/ Challenge	8
Fast Food Autism	5
Masaokis**	4
Forcaccia**	4
Alton Brown**	2
Cock Sauce	2
Irish Stew Autist**	1
Gordon Ramsay	1
Fridge Ketchup	1
Sukiyaki**	1
Tikka Masala**	1

(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players

Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up
• 2012 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
• 2015 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place

Individual Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Nachos - Golden Boot
• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars

Awards

• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Dressed
• 2015 4chan Winter Cup: Best Dressed

Trivia

• The /ck/ curse: If you beat /ck/ in a knockout round match, you lose the next match. The curse began at the 2012 Winter Cup, here are the victims of said curse:
  • /sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup
  • /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup
  • /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup
  • /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
  • /vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
  • /h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup
  • This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup

• /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.

• So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper that has been played in two cups (Summer 13 and Winter 15).

• /ck/ has finished in the top 3 of elite cups more than any other team.