User:SuppaTenko//messi/

/messi/

/messi/
90+ troughball to Messi, then evade taxes.
/messi/ - /messi/
Founded 9 March 2014 Manager SuppaTenko Owner Lionel Messi IRL manager Team colors Chat color caaba3 idk Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Troughball Messi Website /messi/ - /messi/ Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem El grande Messi Goal horn Messi Messi
Kits

The one team that ruins it all. What a dick.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK TAXEVADER MESSI 3   CB who /messi/ here? 14   CB FUCK YOU MESSI 22   DMF MESSIMESSIMESSI 18   DMF MESHIT 16   CMF #GASTHEMESSI 6   CMF MESSI RUINING THE CUP 8   AMF CHEEKY CUNT MESSI 20   AMF MESSIWINSLOL 10   SS TROUGHBALL MESSI 11   SS HEIGHTABUSE MESSI

No. Position Player 13   GK >MESSI 15   GK STOP MESSIABUSE 5   CB FAT MESSI 2   CB MESSIDEPENCIA 21   CB PUKING MESSI 17   DMF BLACK FRENCH MESSI 4   DMF MISSI 12   DMF MESSI KIMOCHII 7   CMF MESSI HITLER 24   CMF MESSI SHOULD BE OUT 9   CMF SCHLOMO MESSISTEIN 23   CMF LOLI MESSI

Roster Description

Player	Origin
TAXEVADER MESSI	His second legendary skill, dodging taxes.
who /messi/ here?	Often asked to find out who is messi in here.
FUCK YOU MESSI	A catchphrase often yelled when Messi once again scored a cheeky 90+ throughball.
MESSIMESSIMESSI	MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI
MESHIT	MESSI + SHIT = MESHIT
#GASTHEMESSI	The only way to save us from the Messi menace.
MESSI RUINING THE CUP	Self explanatory.
CHEEKY CUNT MESSI	All that he is, being cheeky and a cunt.
MESSIWINSLOL	Self explanatory.
TROUGHBALL MESSI	The cause of all evil, one single pass forward to him can throw the peaceful world into the pits of hell.
HEIGHTABUSE MESSI	Combines everything we hate into one being.
>MESSI	Will be uttered whenever he let's a ball in.
STOP MESSIABUSE	Just fucking stop it already.
FAT MESSI	A fatter version of Messi.
MESSIDEPENCIA	Are you addicted to Messi? Can't win a game without him?
PUKING MESSI	Sometimes Messi just have to let it out.
BLACK FRENCH MESSI	He is black, he is french, he is a cheap version of Messi. Can often been seen running away from the other team, using his nigger speed.
MISSI	Ever get tired of someone missing the ball?
MESSI KIMOCHII	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaeMu1Zp7ME
MESSI HITLER	In 1945 nazi scientists escaped to argentina. They planned to combine the Führers DNA with locals, what they created was the ultimate Übermensch, Messi Hitler. Blond, tall and blue eyes, same as Hitler himself.
MESSI SHOULD BE OUT	The only acceptable opinion about Messi.
SCHLOMO MESSISTEIN	Messi has a huge noes, could he secretly be a jew?
LOLI MESSI	Back in his younger days, Messi had problems with his hormones.