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Disregard most of this page, it will be completely updated/revamped when the 2014 Winter Cup squad is known. [[User:Test Pony|Test Pony]] ([[User talk:Test Pony|talk]]) 15:09, 22 November 2013 (UTC) | |||
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=== Prenotes === | === Prenotes === | ||
* The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of | * The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry. | ||
* The | * The roster below is outdated, for up-to-date player positions and cards, please check the /mlp/ main page.<br /><br /> | ||
== Current player face == | |||
[[Image:Mlp_faces.png|1200px|Mlp faces.png]]<br /><br />'''1st row''' - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony<br />'''2nd row''' - Crotchtits, Cease & Desist, <span><font color="#789922">>no hooves</font></span>, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie<br />'''3rd row''' - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker<br />'''4th row (no custom faces)''' - <span><font color="#789922">>rape</font></span>, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, <span><font color="#789922">>muh job</font></span><br /><br /> | |||
== Roster == | == Roster == | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | SAFEST HOOVES. Derpy Hooves is the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems <strike>(see: DA HOOD Penalty Kick from /f/ friendly)</strike> NOW YOU FUCKED UP. Unfortunately, /mlp/'s lackluster defense puts Derpy in a bad position for some oncoming attacks. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | SAFEST HOOVES. Derpy Hooves is the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems <strike>(see: DA HOOD Penalty Kick from /f/ friendly)</strike> NOW YOU FUCKED UP. Unfortunately, /mlp/'s lackluster defense puts Derpy in a bad position for some oncoming attacks. This star player will not be stepping down anytime soon. | ||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 190/77 | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #9966FF" | 190/77 | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Hey you know that totally cool fan project you were waiting on? The one that's been in the works for a year and is nearly ready for release? Seems Hasbro liked it too! So much so that they shut it down. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | Hey you know that totally cool fan project you were waiting on? The one that's been in the works for a year and is nearly ready for release? Seems Hasbro liked it too! So much so that they shut it down. | ||
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand. | | style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand. | ||
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Revision as of 15:09, 22 November 2013
Disregard most of this page, it will be completely updated/revamped when the 2014 Winter Cup squad is known. Test Pony (talk) 15:09, 22 November 2013 (UTC)
Prenotes
- The /mlp/ roster is and will always be free of name- and tripfaggotry.
- The roster below is outdated, for up-to-date player positions and cards, please check the /mlp/ main page.
Current player face
1st row - Derpy Hooves, Thanks M.A. Larson!, Panda Ring, Iwanttocumindashie, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Best Pony
2nd row - Crotchtits, Cease & Desist, >no hooves, Liquid Pride, Autism in Equestria, Lyra Plushie
3rd row - Lauren Faust, Tracy, Alicorn Twilight, Cheeselegs, Tara Strong, Fuck Your Marker
4th row (no custom faces) - >rape, The Burdened, Horsefucker, I Don't Get The Appeal, >muh job
Roster
Goalkeepers
Number | Name | Image | Description | Height/Weight |
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12 | Derpy Hooves | SAFEST HOOVES. Derpy Hooves is the prized goalie of /mlp/ who can block all kicks no matter how impossible it seems |
190/77 | |
5 | Cease And Desist | Hey you know that totally cool fan project you were waiting on? The one that's been in the works for a year and is nearly ready for release? Seems Hasbro liked it too! So much so that they shut it down. | 203/80 | |
55 | The Burdened | There's no time to explain. In fact even if there was, I'm not sure you'd understand. | 194/86 |
Centre Backs
Defensive Midfielders
Number | Name | Image | Description | Boots | Skillcards | Height/Weight |
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52 | Panda Ring | You know why Season 3 was shit? Fucking pandering. | adizero f50 | P02 | 198/83 | |
4 | IWantToCumInDashie | I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Don't you, anon? | adizero f50 | P02 | 185/75 | |
41 | >muh job | Suppose you work in an office, and you really like Barney. All your coworkers know this and they think it's quirky and tolerable. You are a member of an internet fandom revolving around Barney and his dinosaur friends. Some people draw fanart of Barney and his friends. Some of this fanart is questionable or even downright pornographic. If you would not be risking your job or reputation by letting a particular image of Barney in this hypothetical office setting be seen on your computer by your hypothetical coworkers, then the image is not safe for work. | adizero f50 | 194/80 | ||
99 | IDontGetTheAppeal | "I don't understand why you people like the show, it's a good show which mostly means -simple stories -simple morals -simple characters -simple settings Why do you watch it?" | adizero f50 | 194/81 | ||
52 | Cheeselegs | You've seen Nightmare Moon, you've seen Discord, but out of nowhere, here comes the dreaded Cheeselegs! This newcomer steps up and becomes the only rookie in the starting XI after taking the position of former player Boop. When Cheeselegs scores, she begins her song warning the viewing audience and the opposing team of her oncoming slaughter. | Supersonic Wave 3 | P02 | 185/70 | |
8 | Fuck Your Marker | A player who brings a lot of mystery to the field. One game he would be nowhere, the next he'd be scoring 3 goals. FYM is a man of mystery, but he's always there. Oh, and fuck your marker. | adizero f50 | P02 | 188/106 |
Centre Midfielders
Number | Name | Image | Description | Boots | Skillcards | Height/Weight |
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7 | Best Pony Captain |
It's Twilight. Ugh, no it's Fluttershy. Haha, what the fuck? Clearly Rainbow Dash is best pony. Classless fools, Rarity is superior pone. >2012 >not knowing Pinkie Pie is best poni. Don't you all know? It's Applejack! Well, when ever somebody declares "Best Pony", the anons of /mlp/ will pop up and disagree with them. | adipure 11 pro | P08 P11 P14 S05 | 165/71 | |
2 | Faust | The creator, the beginning, the woman behind the creation of My Little Pony's reboot. Faust is leading the /mlp/ football team with hopes for a championship so that something good may come out of the fanbase. And she is creeped out by us | adizero f50 | P11 | 180/86 | |
39 | Tara Strong | The "queen of the bronies", Tara Strong is known for seductive tweets and how much of a supporter she is of the pony fanbase. Also known for her role as Raven in Teen Titans, or was she the yellow kid on Xiaolin Showdown? No wait, she's Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls... or was it that National Lampoon movie? Oh wait! She plays Twilight Sparkle in Friendship is Magic. She did all that other stuff too. She's also notorious for being a massive attention whore. | Supersonic Wave 3 | P11 | 182/77 | |
9 | Lyra Plushie | Oh that's a good quality Lyra plushie...wait...what goes in he-OH SWEET MERCILESS FUCK. | Supersonic Wave 3 | P11 | 182/77 |
Attacking Midfielders
Number | Name | Image | Description | Boots | Skillcards | Height/Weight |
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21 | Tracy | "Name my pony and make her cutie mark." "Fluttershy" "Her name can be Tracy because you traced her from Fluttershy." Named within the first two posts and given a Nicholas Cage cutie mark with trips, Tracy, the former goalkeeper, very originally claimed her new spot on the starting XI as a midfielder. | Supersonic Wave 3 | P08 P14 S01 | 205/98 |
Centre Forwards
Number | Name | Image | Description | Boots | Skillcards | Height/Weight |
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1 | >rape | Hey /mlp/ what's yo- >rape Roll for your wa- >rape MLP General Rainbow Dash Edi- >rape Want to make a topic on /mlp/ without rape? Too fucking bad. >rape will always find you. There are no brakes on the >rape train | CTR360 Maestri III | P18 S02 S05 S06 | 185/65 | |
23 | Alicorn Twilight | Heralded by many as the savoir of the show, and by many others as the final nail in the coffin of Friendship is Magic, the recently crowned Princess Sparkle has taken to the field to prove to the anons of /mlp/ that the show has not jumped so far over the shark that it has entered orbit. | Supersonic Wave 3 | P18 S01 S05 | 185/89 |
Player History
Former Players
No. | Name | Picture | Description | Cards |
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Boop | After accumulating an impressive 3 caps for /mlp/, decided to retire gracefully to join the pornography industry under the name 'Tender Fetlocks'. |
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Bananas | Sent to the moon on accident. |
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Pure Pony Pleasure | Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker |
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Nathan | Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues. |
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Seaty Belt | Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumours abound that she underwent severe re-constructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to her predecessor. |
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Applerape | Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape. |
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>fanfiction | Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic. |
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Ableist Ponies | Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league. |
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SmileSmileSmile | Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her. |
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Taco Belle | Retired after being found out about her surgery. |
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Futashy | Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything |
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King Zebra | Cut for being a filthy zebra. |
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Pony Semen | HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER. |
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CONTROVERSIAL | VERY DISTURBED |
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Clopfic | Cut for being too edgy. |
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Fluffy Pone | Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013 |
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Tom Dan | Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us |
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Marshmellow Butthole | Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again |
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Molestia | Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape levelled at her |
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Black Twilight | Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the upcoming movie 'Equestria Girls' |
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Spaghetticon | Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter and sacked after being outshined by his fellow teammates in Spring. |
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