/bant/ Roster

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Current Roster

Starters

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description
SS	10	Leaf Girl (Captain)		A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The >Great >White North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
CF	11	Queen		As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
LMF	08	BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS		IT'S CALLED SOCCER YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
RMF	09	Alzheimers		let someone with alzheimers score anything
AMF	7	Aussie Girl		The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field.
DMF	6	Borche		This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
CMF	5	Kot		/bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any pooftah that dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that pooftah, Kot!
CB	4	Simon		The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
CB	3	the fishe		Our Queen's favorite food and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory.
CB	2	Morning Leader		Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
GK	1	Toothpaste Kagari		Bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face. It is required to get octas before you score on her. Sponsored by Aquafresh™

Substitutes

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description
DMF	23	Plague Doctor		Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
DMF	22	Burdo		Burdo is an action-loving slick dude and rumored to be a blackbelt in tae-spur-do. His sick shades and fashionable facial hair is guaranteed to leave his opponents in a cloud of smoke.
CMF	20	Happy Lizard		The symbol of comfy on /bant/, this joyful reptilian keeps the spirits of /bant/ high.
DMF	21	le dank forced face		The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
CMF	19	>romania		/bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
CMF	18	Coke and Peanuts		G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G . Technically a Southern tradition, and a nutty beverage that any redneck would swear by.
CB	17	an*Mefags		an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
CB	16	Okay, Real Talk		Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I blame all the autistic managers for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, Grill !!f0jyzNGZJZ3 for his shit tactics, and EternalFlip !!4LgF0sOI+NZ who types shit on a piece of paper and calls it "managing."
CB	15	Egge		egge eggge egggge eggggge egggggge eggggggge egggggggge eggggggggge
CB	14	Isle of Manlet		Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.
CB	13	frens		In the hopes of gaining just one frens, this autistic frog tries his best to protect the sacred goal. Only time and his ability to be not shit will tell. Frens are the only frogs allowed on /bant/.
GK	12	FUCK OFF POOFTAHS		The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.

Retired Players

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description
RB	20	Swedish Fish		We ate them all. No, seriously.
DMF	6	Bant Plant		/bant/'s first forced meme. Management came to realize that a potted plant isn't the best choice for a Defensive Midfielder, and demoted it to a picture on the uniform. It now sits comfortably in a moderately sunny windowsill in the team's boarding house.
CMF	22	I'M GOING GHOST		This guy is dead. It only makes sense.
DMF	21	Rooki		>/bant/ >taking me off the roster
DMF	20	anime		A spam staple in /bant/'s early years. The doggo now rests comfortably by the fire back home.
DMF	19	Blepe		After his green cousin "died", Blepe rose to power until people realized that Matt Furie can go suck a dick. Then /bant/ also realized that frogposters can suck a dick, so they kicked Blepe out.
DMF	18	/pol/'s trashcan		This is no secret to those who have encountered the annoyingly common Unpaid Intern. But this one takes the cake.
RB	17	Johnny Bravo		Johnny was sent back to /co/ for his CalArts treatment, it is unknown if he may ever return.
CB	15	Polish Cat		The meme of the infamous toilet plungers. The fat cat now rests next to the dog in the team's home.
LB	14	Flag of /bant/		Nobody knows /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies over the team house.
LB	13	Cat of All Time		Objectively one of the cat of all time. But not for PES. It is now one of the team's many pets.
GK	12	Boss Raid		A beloved /bant/ pasttime, but now it sits in the drawer like all of the other abandoned software.

Poll Results

Summer 17 Roster Poll
Winter 18 Roster Poll