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Welcome to /pol/. Having maintained an exceptional record since our cup debut in the 2012 Spring Babbies, /pol/ has established itself as a force to be reckoned with. The team's distinctively aggressive and relentless brand of divergrass has made it infamous among the 4CC community, in addition to earning us a reputation for delivering entertaining games. We look forward to continuing our march to victory in the 2013 Summer Cup, and proving once and for all through its superior tactics and ability that /pol/ is, in fact, the Master Race.
History
In January 2012, our dear leader Cozmo !911.RhllEE was unanimously elected as the first manager of /pol/. Thanks to his divine intelligence and infallible judgement, /pol/ became the best team in the history of the 4chan cup. /pol/ began its proud tradition of proving its superiority and dominance over the other racially inferior boards with its first ever outing in a friendly against /lit/. This left the liberal hipsters with their shit shoved in and /pol/ walking away with a 3-0 ass rape. Ron 'Doom' Paul set the goal'd standard with two screamers and Stormfront scoring the turd. Match fixing, election rigging and sneaky Mossad Ref infiltration by das Juden was the order of the day. Nonetheless, we still won comfortably thanks to a large supporter turnout cheering the team on with white power songs and nazi cake. /pol/ then drew 0-0 with /x/ in a shameful display that disgraced the Aryan nation. We clearly scored one goal at the end, but the African tribe referee was too busy hunting white wimmenz and did not count it. On March 3rd, /pol/ played against the whores of /s/, winning a decisive 3-1 victory, with Doom Paul scoring twice. We continue marching on, our destiny on the horizon. March 23rd, 2012 - D-Day. The invasion of /mlp/ began as expected with Stormfront besieging the weak defensive foundations of Ponyland. Through the blood, sweat & tears of the team, Stormfront clinically scored 4 goals with finesse and technical ability, and completed the rout of the gay Untermensch Pony lovers. The game ended with a decisive 4-2 victory for /pol/. On February 24th, 2013, a day that shall live in infamy, mere moments before our beloved Cozmo was to lead /pol/ to a sure victory against /sp/ in the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup Semi-Final, he was poisoned by a Mossad agent. Though the murderer was swiftly captured and executed, the poison, made from the concentrated foreskins of 6 million innocent Aryan babies, was too powerful for even the dear leader to resist. During his final moments with us, the great Cozmo, in an ultimate act of compassion, allowed /sp/ to win the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup. After our incorruptible leader ascended into heaven, a period of turmoil ensued as no successor had been chosen. One called Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U named himself manager and ruled for a brief time. However, he proved himself unable to meet the great responsibilities of the most honorable Cozmo. On March 1st, 2013, in our greatest hour of need, his eternal magnificence spoke to Weasel from the great beyond, and revealed Weasel's loyal assistant, SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY, to be the destined heir to management of /pol/. The ever-selfless Cozmo granted to young SeeSaw all of his unequaled knowledge and cunning so that he might continue our righteous crusade against the wicked forces of degeneracy for many cups to come. In addition, all blind /pol/ users were made to see.
Video Archive
Victory Over /s/, Autumn Babby Cup 2013: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17x0h4
Special Goalhorns
Oy Gevalt (when Jews scores)
Katyusha (when Natalia Poklonskaya scores)
Mundian To Bach Ke (when European Caliphate scores)
Leadership
- January 12th, 2012 --- February 24th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
- February 25th, 2013 --- March 1st, 2013: Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U
- March 2nd, 2013 --- May 29th, 2013: SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY
- May 29th, 2013 --- August 25th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
- August 25th, 2013 --- December 1st, 2013: SeeSaw !!GodHeBsZkYC
- January 9th, 2014 --- ??? : KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn
Rivalries
The /new/ Derby
/pol/ has a long standing rivalry with /int/. /int/ may incorrectly believe they had a hand in creating us, but in reality, we seceded from those illegal immigrants and their multicultural liberal ways to protect ourselves from their aids. We eagerly anticipate the opportunity to face them on the field of play. Our bodies are ready.
The Mental Illness Derby
/pol/ staunchly opposes the existence of /lgbt/.
Lineup
Main Article: /pol/ Roster (no yet remade)
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Tactics
Wehrmacht
Luftwaffe
Waffen ϟϟ
Records
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| February 12th, 2012 |  /lit/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-0 W | Stormfront  12', 33'Doom Paul 67'
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| February 18th, 2012 |  /x/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
| March 3rd, 2012 |  /s/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Doom Paul 17', 28' Stormfront 90'
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| March 23rd, 2012 |  /mlp/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-2 W | Stormfront 24', 30', 50', 54'
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| March 24th, 2012 |  /r9k/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-0 W | Stormfront 17', 43' Doom Paul 82'
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| March 25th, 2012 |  /sci/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Jews 18'
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| March 31st, 2012 |  /m/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-5 L | |
| April 14th, 2012 |  /int/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Doom Paul 61'
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| May 12th, 2012 | /sci/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Hayek 74' Doom Paul 88'
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| June 2nd, 2012 | /lit/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Hitler 86' Doom Paul 90+2'
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| July 13th, 2012 | /m/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 2-5 L | Doom Paul 45+2' Stormfront 82'
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| July 14th, 2012 |  /g/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | Doom Paul 19' CLICK CLACK  45' (o.g.)
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| July 15th, 2012 |  /a/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 3-0 W | Doom Paul 56' Stormfront 59', 73'
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| July 20th, 2012 |  /d/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | |
| August 19th, 2012 |  /trv/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-4 L | Doom Paul 19', 37'
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| September 15th, 2012 |  /k/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Doom Paul 54' Hitler 79'
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| September 22nd, 2012 | /mlp/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | Stormfront 13', 33' Doom Paul 68' (pen)
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| December 15th, 2012 |  /fit/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-5 L | Stormfront 84'
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| February 8th, 2013 |  /h/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 3-1 W | Stormfront 67', 86', 89'
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| February 10th, 2013 |  /toy/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-5 L | |
| February 16th, 2013 |  /soc/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0 W | Stormfront 74' Doom Paul 90+2'
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| February 23rd, 2013 |  /tg/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0 W | Stormfront 12' Doom Paul 74'
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| February 24th, 2013 |  /n/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 4-1 W | Hitler 7' Stormfront 38', 78', 87'
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| February 24th, 2013 |  /sp/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-2 L | |
| February 24th, 2013 |  /cm/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 W | Doom Paul 26' Stormfront 47'Hitler 65'
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| April 6th, 2013 |  /wg/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Stormfront 6', 40' Doom Paul 26'
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| April 7th, 2013 | /toy/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Daily Reminder 6'
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| July 12th, 2013 |  /v/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
| July 20th, 2013 | /int/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 5-2 W | Hitler 19' Doom Paul 38', 72'Stormfront 50', 85' (pen)
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| August 17th, 2013 |  /ck/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 0-2 L | |
| August 23th, 2013 |  /co/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | Doom Paul 89'
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| August 25th, 2013 | /sci/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | |
| September 28th, 2013 |  /lgbt/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies | 1-4 L | Penn Jillette 8'
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| September 29th, 2013 | /wg/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
| November 16th, 2013 |  /s4s/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 2-1 W | Jews 39' Stormfront 80'
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| November 22nd, 2013 | /r9k/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 4-2 W | GOD EXISTS 13' Doompaul 15'Stormfront 16', 75'
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| November 24th, 2013 |  /cgl/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 3-4 L | Hitler 13' Stormfront 66', 80'
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| November 30th, 2013 | /s/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 3-3 W (a.e.t.) | Hitler 39' Stormfront 93', 119'
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| December 1st, 2013 |  /y/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 3-0 W | Stormfront 10', 65', 79'
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| December 1st, 2013 | /toy/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 3-5 L | Hitler 16' Stormfront 45+', 70'
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| December 1st, 2013 |  /hr/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 0-3 L | |
| April 5th, 2014 |  /adv/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 3-0 W | Hitler 16' Zimmerman 35'Doom Paul 71'
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| April 6th, 2014 | /co/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 1-0 W | Jews 45+'
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| April 12th, 2014 | /k/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 1-3 L | Stormfront 8'
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| April 18th, 2014 | /lit/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | TBD | TBD |
Invitationals
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 7, 2012 |  /3/
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2012 AAGMC Quarterfinals | 6-2 W | Stormfront 2', 50', 65' Hitler 69'Jews 85'Doompaul 90+2'
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| April 7, 2012 | /a/
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2012 AAGMC Semifinals | 0-1 L | |
| October 12, 2013 | /int/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 1-1 D | Heinrich Himmler 3'
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| October 12, 2013 | /k/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 0-1 L | |
| October 13, 2013 |  /jp/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 4-1 W | Reinhard Heydrich 19', 62' Adolf Hitler 67', 90+'
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| October 13, 2013 | /trv/
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2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals | 2-4 L | Adolf Hitler 49' Reinhard Herdrich 70'
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| October 13, 2013 | /sci/
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2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff | 2-1 W | Reinhard Heydrich 11' Adolf Hitler 61'
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Scorers
| Player | Career Goals |
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| Stormfront | 41 |
| Doom Paul | 23 |
| Hitler | 9 |
| Jews | 3 |
| Hayek | 1 |
| Daily Reminder | 1 |
| Penn Jillette | 1 |
| GOD EXISTS | 1 |
| Zimmerman | 1 |
Total Goals For: 82
Total Goals Against: 76
Team Record in Cup Matches: 15-0-13 (54%)
Team Record in Friendlies: 8-3-5 (50%)
Team Record in Invitationals: ?-?-? (?%)
last updated April 12th, 2014
Honors
2013 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 4th Place
Downloads
Export
http://www.mediafire.com/download/nxlcvudm6l1qe2x/TEXPORT13.bin (last updated April 2nd, 2014)
Faces and Kits for Spring 2014
http://www.mediafire.com/download/5a4luui3i89tgjb/polaestheticsfinal.rar
Banners
http://www.mediafire.com/?z7lf00o3qimfxxf (last updated a long time ago)
Chants
http://www.mediafire.com/?13ntvr3jzyh5bbf (last updated September 9th, 2013)
Stadium
Coming Soon™
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