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Goalkeepers

No.	Pos.	Name	Art	Description	Official Art
11	GK	Sleepo Beepo		>"Commander, can you be my body pillow?" It's only a rumor that G11 sleeps because her digimind can't handle the strain her gun imposes on her. The truth is that she's being considerate of the others because when she opens her eyes she will blow the fuck out of everything in her way. Therefore, to maintain the illusion that the other guns have their uses, she sleeps until she is needed. Which is like pretty much all the time in late-game content. She is also an accessory/albatross around the neck for HK416, who abuses/carries her around on ops. Loves zombie movies. Gets beaten up by MP5. Many Commanders despair because they get Homete instead of her. Conclusion: Could solo the entire enemy team if she weren't always dreaming about zombie movies and rum ice cream.
1	GK	Brainlet Uzi

Defenders

No.	Pos.	Name	Art	Description	Official Art
3	LB	:3!family!
93	CB	IDW DA NYA		>I'm sorry, were you hoping for a Grizzly? IDW is the biggest obstacle between you and the top-tier Grizzly. Due to being a 2star t-doll and occupying the same timer of 1:10:00 IDW tends to appear much more frequently than the 5 star Grizzly. So get used to seeing a 1:10:00 timer, hoping to get a bear to only be met with the scream of IDW DA NYAA!!!!!!!! In terms of the game-play she is considered to be quite garbage, with low stats and a useless panel buff to Evasion for ARs. Even her Digimind upgrade can't save IDW from being garbage tier. This is on top of her cockblocking players from getting Grizzly. Conclusion: Recycle.
57	CB	HOXY		>How do I obtain Five-seveN? And why are you calling me HOXY? Being an event exclusive HG, Five-seveN can't be obtained by players through t-doll production but only by completing an specific event. Therefore there is a limited amount of players who have Five-seveN in their collection. Those who didn't complete the event or joined after it ended are dubbed HOXY's. Conclusion: You're probably a HOXY.
88	RB	Racist Springfield
00	LB	Rape Up		>That's (MG/SG) Hell you're walking into, kid. Also known as Resourcedammerung, A Goddamn Lie and [Insert Gun Name Here]caust, a Rape Up is what all GF players look forward to and dread. Simply put, a new gun is introduced and there's a higher chance of crafting her than usual. Veteran GF players typically save their resources up over weeks and months and blow them in a frenzied orgy of crafting in the hopes of getting what they want. The aftermath of a rapeup is severely depleted contracts and resources (hence the "rape" part) and hopefully the gun you wanted. Many lucklets fall into despair and loudly declare they're done with the game. Yet come the next rapeup, they're punting with the rest of us... Conclusion: You can check out any time you like, but you can't ever leave.
18	CB	Ribeyrolles!
5	CB	Grizzly!!!		>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos ssp.) is a large population of the brown bear inhabiting North America. Scientists generally do not use the name grizzly bear but call it the North American brown bear. Multiple morphological forms sometimes recognized as subspecies exist, including the mainland grizzly (Ursus arctos horribilis), Kodiak bear (U. a. middendorffi), peninsular grizzly (U. a. gyas), and the recently extinct California grizzly (U. a. californicus†) and Mexican grizzly bear (U. a. nelsoni†). On average bears near the coast tend to be larger while inland grizzlies tend to be smaller. The Ussuri brown bear (U. a. lasiotus) inhabiting Russia, Northern China, Japan and Korea is sometimes referred to as the black grizzly, although it is a different subspecies from the bears in America.
50	RB	Dorm chad

Midfielders

No.	Pos.	Name	Art	Description	Official Art
15	CMF	School Shooter
56	AMF	Kryuger		>How can other people even compete? One of the few male characters in Girls Frontline and for now the only male character in global, excluding (you). Russian, WW3 veteran, founder of Griffon and Kryuger and your boss. So it was only logical that we make Big Boss captain of a team where even the weakest t-doll has the stopping power of a speeding bullet train. The biggest chad in GF and actually has the ability to date real women, unlike (you). Due to his love for humans, Kryuger prefers using robots as frontline soldiers seeing them as disposable. Conclusion: I give my life not for honor but for you.
16	AMF	All you need
8	DMF	Pasta
77	CMF	Kalina
35	DMF	Anon's Aunt		>I want to FUCK Anon's Aunt AKA Empress Lee, Enfield is one of the most powerful RFs in the game and one of the most sought-after members of her class. The legend of Lee Enfield becoming Anon's Aunt comes from a post where an anon (henceforth dubbed Leeanon) told /gfg/ how he was disturbed by Enfield looking like his RL aunt. /gfg/ did what came naturally and urged him to act on his clearly repressed incestuous desires, and sure enough, within a week he was fapping to her and even managed to give her a lap pillow. Conclusion: Give yourself some nephews/nieces already, anon. Do it for us.

Forwards

No.	Pos.	Name	Art	Description	Official Art
14	SS	WAR GOD
20	SS	WA		>*autistic screeching* Good artist and design - check. Good skills and stats - check. Incredibly annoying voice and attitude - check. Conclusion: Greatly improved by a mute button
2	CF	Sopdog
69	SS	Wombforce
1	LWF	$1 slut
72	RWF	Nani Nani
41	CF	HOMETE		>"Master, pat my head and I'll do even better! AKA Catfoxdogloli (even her creator doesn't know what kind of animal girl she's supposed to be), Fucknugget Despite looking like a piece of loli fuckmeat, G41 is one of the purest and most innocent girls in the game, who genuinely only wants to serve you well and be homete'd for it. Her lewd design is entirely the fault of her artist, who was horny when he designed her. Her artificial limbs give people the impression that they can be detached and her main body used as an onahole, hence Fucknugget. Conclusion: Remember to pat and praise her often.