/d2g/ Roster

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Starting lineup
Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description
GK		1	The Fun Ends Here	Despite being a goalkeeper, this player has a tendency to disappear for 30 minutes every match, only to suddenly emerge and single-handedly win the game for his team. After all, it would be a shame if anyone were to enjoy themselves.
CB		99	Burden of Knowledge	Serving as the ultimate deterrent of pleb forwards, Burden of Knowledge is the perfect example of why /d2g/ is simultaneously the greatest and most awful team of all time.
CB		9	Memeback	Although this player seems weak and ineffectual at first, he will capitalize on even the tiniest mistake made by the opposing side, making himself a god among men in the process.
CB		5	Sopping Wet Doe Cunt	"Boy oh boy, I sure hope no one violates my totally defenseless deer pussy! Sproink!"
DMF		48	Clan_Iraq	A /d2g/ veteran, Clan_Iraq is the single most innovative player to grace any game ever made. His fresh, outside-the-box take on tactics has a win rate of at least 10%.
DMF		16	Me Ooga Team Booga	Indicative of the general /d2g/ mindset, Me Ooga is a brilliant player, the likes of which the world may never see again. If only his team wasn't the absolute scum of the earth. "gg 1v9 me feed"
CMF		12	Maid OD	"Are you my master? Pleasure to meet you. I am Harbinger the maid. From now on, I dedicate myself to you~"
AMF		10	Water Nigger	The worst piece of shit in Dota is here to ruin your day and fuck your shit up. A relentless player who seems to have no weaknesses, especially since no VGL teams field Ancient Apparition.
SS		11	>tfw quarry to settle	Little Tiny has a quarry to settle, but knows he needs to grow bigger before he is ready to rubble. A player with a tendency to suddenly appear from out wide, far from enemy defenders, scoring goals before anyone realizes.
SS		7	Icefraud	The creative mastermind behind the entire /d2g/ squad. It is unclear if he is the greatest genius of our age, or a complete moron, or both.
CF		3	Loli Pugna	"W-why there!? What's wrong with my Nether Reaches, you freak? Go ahead, cast a spell! Limp-dicked loser..! ❤️" Loli Pugna has only grudgingly joined the roster. Winning or losing is meaningless to her—Pugna's only goal is to cause the most possible suffering.
Substitutes
Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description
GK		88	how do you counter a stove?	Well, how do you?
CB		4	ENDURANCE RUN	STRONG AS AN OX. Always charges straight for the enemy, no matter how dismal the odds.
CB		2	QoP of Pain	QoP of Pain is a glutton for doling out punishment to overeager enemy players. She is among the greatest nukers in Dota 2, up there with PotM of the Moon and KotL of the Light.
DMF		14	fuTA	Although outwardly sweet, this player carries a deep, dark, and veiny secret. fuTA's favorite play is to seemingly teleport to opposing strikers and take them down in a single hit.

Former players

Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description	Active in
CB		5	Dank Memeoire	The squad bitch, performing the most base and menial tasks that no one else on the team wants to. He doesn't mind, though—playing in the VGL means he can add volumes to his Dank Memeoire.	VGL4, VGLX
CF		3	OpenAI	"?" Billions of dollars were poured into developing the ultimate central forward. Gets stronger with every game as more data is added to his collection.	VGLX