Starting lineup
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Pos.
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Picture
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No.
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Name
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Description
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1
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The Fun Ends Here
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Despite being a goalkeeper, this player has a tendency to disappear for 30 minutes every match, only to suddenly emerge and single-handedly win the game for his team. After all, it would be a shame if anyone were to enjoy themselves.
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99
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Burden of Knowledge
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Serving as the ultimate deterrent of pleb forwards, Burden of Knowledge is the perfect example of why /d2g/ is simultaneously the greatest and most awful team of all time.
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9
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Memeback
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Although this player seems weak and ineffectual at first, he will capitalize on even the tiniest mistake made by the opposing side, making himself a god among men in the process.
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5
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Sopping Wet Doe Cunt
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"Boy oh boy, I sure hope no one violates my totally defenseless deer pussy! Sproink!"
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48
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Clan_Iraq
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A /d2g/ veteran, Clan_Iraq is the single most innovative player to grace any game ever made. His fresh, outside-the-box take on tactics has a win rate of at least 10%.
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16
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Me Ooga Team Booga
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Indicative of the general /d2g/ mindset, Me Ooga is a brilliant player, the likes of which the world may never see again. If only his team wasn't the absolute scum of the earth.
"gg 1v9 me feed"
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12
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Maid OD
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"Are you my master? Pleasure to meet you. I am Harbinger the maid. From now on, I dedicate myself to you~"
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10
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Water Nigger
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The worst piece of shit in Dota is here to ruin your day and fuck your shit up. A relentless player who seems to have no weaknesses, especially since no VGL teams field Ancient Apparition.
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11
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>tfw quarry to settle
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Little Tiny has a quarry to settle, but knows he needs to grow bigger before he is ready to rubble. A player with a tendency to suddenly appear from out wide, far from enemy defenders, scoring goals before anyone realizes.
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7
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Icefraud
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The creative mastermind behind the entire /d2g/ squad. It is unclear if he is the greatest genius of our age, or a complete moron, or both.
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3
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Loli Pugna
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"W-why there!? What's wrong with my Nether Reaches, you freak? Go ahead, cast a spell! Limp-dicked loser..! ❤️" Loli Pugna has only grudgingly joined the roster. Winning or losing is meaningless to her—Pugna's only goal is to cause the most possible suffering.
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Substitutes
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Pos.
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Picture
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No.
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Name
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Description
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88
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how do you counter a stove?
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Well, how do you?
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4
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ENDURANCE RUN
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STRONG AS AN OX. Always charges straight for the enemy, no matter how dismal the odds.
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2
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QoP of Pain
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QoP of Pain is a glutton for doling out punishment to overeager enemy players. She is among the greatest nukers in Dota 2, up there with PotM of the Moon and KotL of the Light.
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14
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fuTA
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Although outwardly sweet, this player carries a deep, dark, and veiny secret. fuTA's favorite play is to seemingly teleport to opposing strikers and take them down in a single hit.
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