User:KinseyTypeF

Washed up former cup winner.

Former  /lgbt/ manager.  /d/ manager and/or moral support.  /indie/ manager. Trip is Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ.

Also manage some fake teams I guess.

/lgbt/ match record: 16W-2D-6L

Contacts

• Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com
• Discord: Kinsey Type F#9347
• IRC: KinseyTypeF

I prefer being contacted through Discord. I only check Email and IRC during cups.

Teams I Manage(d)

Current

 /d/
 /indie/
 /kp/
 /cwc/

Former

 /lgbt/
 /aus/
 /lgbfit/

Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used

a u t i s m

If a team actually gets used in a competition it'll get its own page.

/worm/

/worm/
Everything's Copacetic
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/worm/ - Worm
Founded June 11, 2011 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color 72715f Morality Grey Captain Our Lady of Escalation
Team music
Anthem Rimsky Korsakov - Flight Of The Bumblebee Goal horn TBA

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Taylor Hebert? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Trump 12 Taylor Hebert. I'm not talking about full Khepri Taylor Hebert either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Biomechanical Wet Tinker Taylor Hebert with the Corona Pollentia subspecialty and and drug cooking side ability (with the potential for mind melding and being capable of both lethal and insanity inducing takedowns), equipped with her tinkertech, a perfect mecha, control of Nilbog’s minions and Panacea’s Striker abilities, with Calvert's DNA and brain implanted in her so she has timeline dropping and can operate blindfolded on Bakuda’d patients while being an expert in criminal finance and PRT corruption. I’m also not talking about Shaker Breaker Trump Mass Crowd Control Slaughterhouse Nine Crawler-Evolved Emma-Crushing Taylor Hebert with Amy’s bug relays and Bugbots (which are capable of Breaker Transformations, Blaster attacks, shielding allies and stealing Broadcast Shard’s Final Form), her original powers (which grant her precog immunity, total invulnerability, Endbringer piercing, Tinker abilities, summoning child-sized Ziz as a sister, Leet power work-arounds, being smarter than everyone else, Lung Worfing, SS Flanderizing, an aura of pure wholesomeness and hope, anime finishing moves and a magical girl transformation) and a third love-coerced teammate following her around, capable of using Thinker powers, Scion manipulations, vial transmutation, puppy dog eyes, postcog revelations, Leviathan no-sells, Sleeper interrogation, city destroying lasers, earthquake production and even lightning-fast movement, equipped with her tinkertech assault rifle(capable of using freezing and hot beams and dissolving any criminal at 300 paces) and a Shaker-created sword because she is a master in close quarters combat and ceremonial territory fighting, a perfect Master projection (that can resist gravity and all physics, shear through everything, and has infinite range), control of both the insects and the true nature of Shards, with Eden’s DNA and remaining faces implanted on her chest, her four Nice Guy Clones guarding her and nine Shatterbirds floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Thinker powers from Jack Slash, entered Slaughterhouse 9000 Mode, cast permanent DnD spells on everybody and used limit breaking Tinkertech and surgery so she can use their powers while they are held under Sleeper’s power. I'm definitely NOT Talking about revenge mode warlord of the Undersiders Skitter bug manipulating Alexandria choking Coil-killer Dungeon Master Green Lantern Stamina stealing Taylor Hebert with memory erasure, timeline splitting, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and bomb tinkering, equipped with always lethal laser pistols while building super secret Sphere type moon bases on Earth as her base of operations, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit the ring of power and Rainbow Lantern, with Scion’s DNA implanted in her so he has fuck you beams and can save cats from any tree in the world while being an expert in social manipulation and power classifications and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about original Superhero Wards 9000 Echidna eating good clone Shadow shifting Legendary Triumvirate Cauldron destroying PRT agent Taylor Hebert with the Prehensile hair, master/stranger invoking aura, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and vampiric tendencies, equipped with his PS1 Polygons while creating teleporting autobot bionicle gacha doG as her companion, controlling the Eden Abbadon Shard Collision, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered snail and crab control.

No. Position Player 1   GK Worthy Opponents 2   CB "Meh, I can take her." 14   CB Predator-Prey Philosophy 4   CB Unwritten Rules 5   DMF Incest Woobie 6   CMF >1.7 Million Words 7   LMF Vulpine Grin 8   RMF [TRAJECTORY] [DESTINATION] [AGREEMENT] 9   SS Path to Victory 11   SS The Golden Idiot 10   CF Our Lady of Escalation

No. Position Player 12   GK NOT CANON 13   CB Bullet Brain Surgery 3   CB Friendbringers 15   CB Queen Administrator 16   DMF Verified Cape 17   DMF FUCKING TINKERS 18   DMF Being Taylor is Suffering 19   CMF Kiddo 20   CMF Chubster 21   CMF TAKE THAT YOU WORM 22   SS Metal Rage Dragon 23   SS Collateral Damage Barbie

Also reserves I guess because I'm obsessed with this shit.

No. Position Player #xx   CMF Texting While Driving #xx   CMF Copacetic #xx   CMF Weld is a Stranger #xx   CMF >Herbert #xx   CMF Autistic Armsmaster #xx   CMF Imp'd #xx   CMF Jack Slash #xx   CMF SpecificProtagonist #xx   CMF xX_Void_Cowboy_Xx #xx   CMF Death by Diceroll #xx   CMF Sleeper Power Theory #xx   CMF Geoscythe the Eyeraper #xx   CMF BULLSHIT #xx   CMF Literally Child Soldiers #xx   CMF Eye Crinkles #xx   CMF Simurgh / Cauldron Plot #xx   CMF Cut Ties #xx   CMF Aaaaa, she thought.

/mvm/

/mvm/
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/mvm/ - Mann vs Machine
Founded August 15, 2012 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color 72715f Gray Mann Captain META ONLY
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]

Mann vs Machine is the premier game mode of TF2. Please ignore the lack of updates.

No. Position Player 1   GK Sentry Blocking 2   CB TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK 14   CB F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 4   CB >No Updates 5   DMF Giant Bonk Sandman Scout 6   CMF >$1 Missed 7   LMF Clueless Zero Tour 8   RMF High Tour Elitest 9   SS Two Shitties 11   SS Muh Australiums 10   CF META ONLY

No. Position Player 12   GK >Building at the Bomb Hatch 13   CB Canteen Spam 3   CB >Refunds 15   CB Reuse Your Ticket 16   DMF DON'T SHOOT THE MEDS 17   DMF SENTRY BUSTER 18   DMF Winbombing 19   CMF Grey Team 20   CMF >Maining in MvM 21   CMF Boot Camp Teaches You Nothing 22   SS >Squad Surplus 23   SS Scorch Shit

/grim/

/grim/
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/grim/ - Grimwah : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar
Founded August 4, 2017 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color Captain Cleveland Mark Blakemore
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]

There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

No. Position Player 1   GK Undesirable as a Customer 2   CB 23 YEARS IN THE MAKING 14   CB No Market Pandering to Morons 4   CB Homemade Nuclear Bunker 5   DMF Ride Turtles 6   CMF ?SQUIRREL? 7   LMF Microissue 8   RMF Grimwah 9   SS THE INCLINE 11   SS DUMB SAPE 10   CF Cleveland Mark Blakemore

No. Position Player 12   GK Broken Saves 13   CB No Discounts Ever 3   CB >Cleve has a wife and son 15   CB IMPROVES MUSIC 16   DMF Anus Monsters 17   DMF Little Rosy 18   DMF Spaghetti Code 19   CMF 600 Hours of Content 20   CMF Golden Baby 21   CMF McDonald's Whopper 22   SS EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE 23   SS MANUAL WHEN

/oglaf/

/oglaf/
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/oglaf/ - Oglaf
Founded 2008 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color Captain Cumsprite
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]

A based as fuck comedy porn webcomic.

No. Position Player 1   GK Fountain of Doubt 2   CB Sword of Friendship 14   CB Peaceful Fellatiocracy 4   CB MECHANICAL DRAGON COCK 5   DMF Incompetent Shapeshifters 6   CMF Erotic Bathing 7   LMF Not Necrophilia 8   RMF The Snow Queen 9   SS SORCERY 11   SS LABYRINTHS ARE AWESOME! 10   CF Cumspirte

No. Position Player 12   GK Tomb of the Naked Dead 13   CB Truly Spherical Ass 3   CB I ATE YOUR FEAR 15   CB Stop Ruining My Gigantic Ass Fantasy 16   DMF Devil in a Devil Suit 17   DMF THEY DON'T HAVE SKULLS 18   DMF The Talking Fox 19   CMF ZOORP 20   CMF OVERTHINKING 21   CMF Giraffopede 22   SS The Cobra Clits 23   SS Sithrak

/jrm/

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/jrm/ - Jerma985
Founded September 22, 1985 IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors HEX color Captain COMPACT STREAMER
Team music
Anthem The REAL Definition of a Jerma Joke Victory Anthem See That Headshot - Jerma985 Remix Goal horn The Circulation of a Jerma Joke rip Sterma and y'know don't say s-swears Goalhorn Jerma's Pirate Marching Band (ft. DJ ster) WE ARE THE RATS Goalhorn ᗧzechquors — RATS.mp3 byeah Goalhorn The Byeahnthem

Dear top I'm writing you this tomato

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I'm writing this email to make sure you know that I tried to make a fund video unfortunately, unfortunately that didn't turn out so well my hypothesis in my experience Haitians were not happening as well as I plant and I'm really sorry you'll never happen again, please don't fire me I hope we can still be best friends your if if fewer from your best friend sure not now if if if if if,

Thank you again,.

Sharma 908 auburn 500 Joe favor employee

No. Position Player 1   GK You missed that one, try another! 2   CB Jermacraft 14   CB Coffee Cheetos Chicken 4   CB SPHEE 5   DMF JUP 6   CMF y'know don't say sw-swears 7   LMF Green Screen 8   RMF BYEAH 9   SS rip Sterma 11   SS WE ARE THE RATS 10   CF COMPACT STREAMER

No. Position Player 12   GK 33 Year Old Boomer 13   CB JEX 3   CB Beanbag Sonic 15   CB LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE- 16   DMF CLIP IT 17   DMF Chuck Shnozwell 18   DMF BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM 19   CMF >Comcast 20   CMF Glue Man 21   CMF Some Kind of Currency Thing? 22   SS LOOT GET! 23   SS WHEEZE